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TUMBLR.

The internet is full of unusual things

Videos of cats trying to learn to sing

But there is one site on the web

That makes my faithh in humanity ebb

Tumblr. the site for hateful gals

Who don’t have any kind of respect or morale

And since this descent into madness has begun,

I will now show how to act like one

“I’m a panromantic demisexual tri-gender deer

Everyone I’ve ever loved is an LGBTQueer

Cis white privileged men scare me to death

Because their homophobic ways trigger me; I’m so oppressed

They hatin’ me calling me a tumblrina

I will get back at them’ thought I with a great idea

‘I’ll open my thesaurus and word generator

To insult these haters and be their research innovator

So they can check their white privilege’

Because I’m always right! My parents say I’m gifted

My bigoted views can not be altered

I’ve got vocab so big it’d make the president falter

Strange looks approach me when I mention my headmates dating

Making teens and adults on Reddit think; contemplating

Staring at their screens wondering how people can be so stupid

How can we doxx (or get people fired/their lives ruined)

I’d think the wage gap is real even after being shown multiple sources

If I disagree that I need a source, I will only get supported

Ablest racist cishet Jew

We don’t discriminate against anyone but you

Don’t go around spreading your hate, lies and legs

Like you’re sitting on the bus *grumble* ale whose head’s filled with eggs