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[–]chuckjustice 355 ポイント356 ポイント  (79子コメント)

I have this mental image of a dude just getting angrier and angrier everytime he sees that ಠ_ಠ. He is so indignant, he honestly thinks he's being wronged, and it galls him most of all that no one else is taking this seriously

[–]illuminutcase 212 ポイント213 ポイント  (37子コメント)

This is one of the funniest bits of drama I've ever seen here.

He keeps mentioning that guy, and he keeps getting the look of disapproval and it infuriates him every time. I don't know if this guy is an idiot or what, that if he would just ignore him and/or stop talking about him, it would all stop.

His responses to the look of disapproval are hilarious every time... He gets SOOO pissed off!

[–]FroghurtTotally NOT a JIDF shill. 234 ポイント235 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I propose SRD mods (/u/erikster pls) give 'ಠ_ಠ' as flair to /u/-Richard- . It's amazing how he created a beautiful bot that manages to annoy one guy so much by simply posting three characters.

10/10

(thanks JIDF for my montly payment of shekels gold, now I can shill more efficiently!)

[–]EriksterSanta don't real.[M] 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (18子コメント)

You would have to annoy me enough to earn that flair. Also, people that ask for flair don't get flair.

[–][deleted] 272 ポイント273 ポイント  (7子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]EriksterSanta don't real. 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Aw, son of a bitch.

[–]Locem 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This thread and the SRD are amazing.

[–]AnAssyrianAtheist 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

this exchange between the mods is making my day a little bit better.

[–]FroghurtTotally NOT a JIDF shill. 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apart from being literally Hitler, mods here are pretty great.

[–]lanismycousin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Throooowayyyy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Begone! Back to /r/military with you!

[–]GodOfAtheismMillenniumFalc0n erased all your memories of your brother Thomas 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

[–]UlyssesB 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Also, people that ask for flair don't get flair.

Froghurt didn't ask for his own flair, he asked for someone else to get flair. Therefore while /u/Froghurt is now ineligible for flair, /u/-Richard- has not asked for flair and can still get it.

[–][deleted] 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (3子コメント)

not completely true. I was amused by /u/Froghurt's suggestion and messaged the mods about it. They said "no!" and kicked my dog (typical modz)

[–]SgtFinnish 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

All mods are legally Hitler!

[–]Osiris32assistant sound tech in the world of internet drama 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What about in locations where it's illegal to be Hitler?

[–]anumati 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Then they are Krieger.

[–]TheExtremistModerate 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well it's a good thing I don't want flair, then. Flair is for the weak.

[–]FroghurtTotally NOT a JIDF shill. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

:(

[–]Yearoftheboomerang 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You've literally got the blood of Palestinians all over your greedy Jew hands. Oops meant to say Zionist hands since that apparently makes it acceptable in some people's eyes.

/s

It pains me to have to point out I'm not serious, but reddit has so many genuine bigots.

[–]ReggieJCaptain of SS Downboat..err.. I mean HMS No Popcorn Pissing 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's just marinara sauce.

[–]FroghurtTotally NOT a JIDF shill. 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

genuine bigots

You misspelled 'race realist'

/s

[–]Aurailious 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am not a 'race realist' I just hate race culture.

[–]mach-2I have 300 confirmed shills[🍰] 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like summoning bloody mary and getting angry because she gives you nuggies.

[–]Maarek 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (7子コメント)

This one rivals that Frisbee golf drama where dude accused another dude of stealing Frisbee golf Frisbees.

[–]Jules_Noctambulepocket charcuterie 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That sounds deliciously petty.

[–]Drigr 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hey man... Disc golf drivers aren't exactly cheap. And they mean a lot to some people. cue reminiscing about childhood My friend and I were paid $5 each two find two disc golf discs that ended up over a fence in a blackberry forest behind our apartments when we were kids. The guy really wanted them back. One was black, I believe had gold colored writing. The other was like the color of solid "clear" silicone with like rainbow dyes in it. Easy finds for us. We were young and had a base camp set up deep in the blackberries so we were used to navigating them.

[–]Tailend22 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That one was the BEST. Must have been 2 years ago? I loved how inane it was, on both sides.

If I remember correctly the initial story from the victim was that the frisbee landed right by the car door of the accused, who simply leant out the window and picked it up! Madness.

[–]Pete_Venkman 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah what the hell. Even if the guy does need to talk about him, why doesn't he just stop using /u/?

[–]yacob_uk 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The best bit is when the other Richard turned up and stern faced him. I laughed.

[–]Buzz_Killington_III 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But if he just stopped talking about him, then he wouldn't win.

Guys like this don't want the fight to stop, they just want to be the top fighter. Someone has bested him, and now he feels he has to bring him down in order to not lose. It's stupid, really, but not terribly surprising.

[–]SPESSMEHREN 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (6子コメント)

A moderator of a private BitTorrent tracker's IRC has a bot that automatically responds to anyone who uses a ಠ_ಠ with another ಠ_ಠ. That caused this rather funny exchange between a guy DDoSing the site (zeiko) and the moderators.

[–]Qbopper 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

STOP THESE

[–]NihilistDandy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The winter of our discontent. I will never forget those months of downtime.

[–]stealthbadger 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm on the subway laughing with tears running down my face, and I blame you for all the funny looks I'm getting

[–]tacomalvado 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm in almost your exact scenario, except I'm waiting for the bus. We may look insane for audibly laughing at our phones.

[–]MrKrazybones 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]mrMouseR[🍰] 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love how the dog's all 'heh, I'll outsmart this thing, just going to slowly walk away..' then bolts

[–]garrybot 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I think this is where it started. At least, just prior to this drama. I imagine it's been going on for some time.

tl;dr the mod (unrelated to that subreddit, not posting officially) posts an explanation as to why a post may have been removed, and a pretty good one at that. Interesting for being dramatic on it's own. The crazy conspiracy theorist (op in this SRD post) replies and for some reason rants about Bill Cosby. And continues to reply to the bot, which often says nothing.

[–][deleted] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (6子コメント)

don't forget building 7, the mods of TIL are behind the cover-up.

[–]garrybot 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I thought it was Bill Cosby?

Edit: Who bribed them to cover it up.

[–][deleted] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

wel, yeah. His PR people are the ones who pay us.

[–]garrybot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's how the illuminati works I guess. v0v

Enjoy your mad puddin pops!

[–]kromen 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reddit is serious business.

[–]Alashion 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (12子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–]potato1 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (11子コメント)

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (10子コメント)

ಠ͜ʖ ಠ

[–][削除されました]  (7子コメント)

[deleted]

    [–]chuckjustice 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Okay, but you probably also don't follow mods around being a dick because censorship

    [–]ReggieJCaptain of SS Downboat..err.. I mean HMS No Popcorn Pissing 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Jesus Christ, who has that kind of dedication?

    [–]Myythren 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Apparently? Lots of people.

    [–]davidreiss666The Infamous Entity 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    You'd be surprised.

    [–]Biffingstonsniffs chemtrails. 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Alternately.. just get RES and make use of the ignore function instead of being a douche.

    [–]Buzz_Killington_III 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    he doesn't want to ignore Richard, he wants to defeat Richard. That's why he's so pissed.

    [–]Biffingstonsniffs chemtrails. 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So he's trying to fight Dick's dickery by being a dick.

    Some people are just born to make popcorn aren't they?

    [–]saint2e 422 ポイント423 ポイント  (20子コメント)

    That's legitimately funny, and a great way to deal with annoying people.

    [–]popcorny27 280 ポイント281 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    This is the kind of SRD I enjoy. High drama, zero stakes.

    [–]Bank_GothicI didn't know we could have flair until today 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    People getting bent out of shape over petty shit is my bread and butter, baby. I'm sick of gender wars.

    At least the gun control broo-ha-ha has died down.

    [–]mach-2I have 300 confirmed shills[🍰] 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Now it's game control Brouhaha.

    [–]blasto_blastocyst 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ABOUT WOMEN!!!

    [–]mach-2I have 300 confirmed shills[🍰] 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Don't do this.

    [–]confluencer 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Too late. The gate has been gamed.

    [–]RocketJRacoon 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    Anyone playing just lost the game.

    [–]ganzothegreat5 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    :( I lost

    [–]selfabortion 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    HAHHAHA you lost and that is funny to me.

    [–]poopyboobies 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm sick of gender wars.

    You smartass. That was bait and you know it.

    [–]Ade_NightwolfKeepin' it vaguely imaginary! 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know! This is a grudge match of no value at all, not even to the people involved in the grand scheme of things, it's awesome to witness!

    [–]Maarek 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    What? You mean SRD isn't about twice a day, 400 child discussions on academic racism vs colloquial racism?

    [–]ThatOnePersonBitcoin expert 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    No, it's about how things are good for Bitcoins

    [–]GrassWaterDirtHorse 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's like having a robot to annoy all the paparazzi

    [–]VostokApolloResident Asshole 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It steals cameras and runs over toes.

    I want one.

    [–]PlumberODeth 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    As annoying as it must be to IBR, a bot that creates a post out of a random amalgamation of his posting history is pretty ingenious, in some ways flattering, and great humor.

    Does anyone know the source of the conflict that would raise the ire of not just one but two funny bot creators?

    [–]Biffingstonsniffs chemtrails. 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    5 fakebucks on rustled jimmies.

    [–]Harzoo_zo_Harzoo 201 ポイント202 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    "defacing innocent subreddits"

    I can not physically roll my eyes hard enough.

    [–]Drando_HS/r/canada gives me PTSD 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Me eyes are rolling so hard they're entering the Olympics for gymnastics.

    [–]Dear_OccupantThree feminist toddlers in an overcoat 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    One of the Clegane brothers can help you with that.

    [–]Harzoo_zo_Harzoo 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    LIKE THIS

    [–]Lawd_FriezaKappapasta 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /u/Oberyn_Martells_Eyes, we need you to teach us how to roll.

    [–]Alashion 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    My eyes fell out and entered orbit around the sun.

    [–]KetsuryuukouThe logical one 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I can, but I'd risk my eyes getting stuck in that position.

    [–]The_YoungWolfCaptain Holocaust: The Winter Shiller 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (118子コメント)

    Is /u/WhereIsTheHackButton (the stalker-bot) just supposed to post a random series of words?

    This whole thing is hilarious.

    [–]75000_TokkulFollow me on Twitch because why not. Same name there.[S] 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (116子コメント)

    I think it is a random mix of the annoyed users comments mashed together.

    [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 177 ポイント178 ポイント  (16子コメント)

    you would think that. But it is actually just a Markov text generator that was seeded by IRB's comment history.

    [–]n9ucs 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (12子コメント)

    You're not always a bot?

    [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    am only 3% bot.

    [–]n9ucs 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Human cyborg confirmed. Pack your growlies boys they're trying to take over our minds.

    [–]CosmicKeysMeta-pirate of the dramutant wastelands[M] 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    Pls no more bot comments.

    [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 114 ポイント115 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    I proved myself brave, truthful, and unselfish. The tears of IRB have turned me into a real boy, a real live boy.

    The bot is dead.

    edit: Apparently real boys are not permitted in SRD, I've been banned :'(

    edit v2.0: I'm back. /u/CosmicKeys is a benevolent god.

    [–]sqectre 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is legitimately the best drama I have ever come across on Reddit. I've got work to do damnit! End it already! But also, please don't let this end.

    [–]emiteal 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Shame, I just discovered the bot today, and I'm a huge fan of its work!

    [–]robotortoiseI was banned from /r/conspiracy...because I requested to be! 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    [–]Man_with_the_Fedora 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    #notallbots

    [–]East_Threadly 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    The machines are becoming sentient! Everyone quickly, throw your smartphones in the toilet, thats their one weakness!

    [–]Biffingstonsniffs chemtrails. 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    OR, you know, just put them in your pocket and they'll break on their own. /s

    [–]skookybird 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    It is, it just happened to fluke and make that exact sensible and relevant comment.

    [–]Ohnana_ 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha, Markov trolling. I fucking love it.

    [–]faythofdragons 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    TIL there's a name for that.

    [–]kiss-tits 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That is literally cool as fuck. I salute you, gentlebot.

    [–]VostokApolloResident Asshole 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The most hilarious part is the fact that the bot's comment karma is so high.

    [–]vi_sucks 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Oh man, look at /u/-Richard- 's post history. A couple of times it's like just ಠ_ಠ all the way down the page.

    [–]Lawd_FriezaKappapasta 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    My favorite part of this is how /u/-Richard just shows up out of nowhere.

    [–]sterling_malloryCrisis actor 101 ポイント102 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I lost it when he replied to the guy with a look of disapproval.

    [–]Fire42uck 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The poor soul.

    [–]vi_sucks 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    Well I mean, he has a bot that responds every time the guy says his name. And the guy says his name a lot in that thread.

    [–]Lawd_FriezaKappapasta 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    [–]vi_sucks 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Oh. Confusing as hell.

    [–]-Richard 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Tell me about it.

    [–]Werner__HerzogKlaus Kinski's alt account 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    And as an apology he gilded you. Now you are going to be summoned for even longer...

    [–]-Richard 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Eh, I would have still been summoned anyway. I've still got 9 months of gold left from all my winnings over in /r/HighStakesSpaceX.

    [–]Werner__HerzogKlaus Kinski's alt account 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    /r/goldproblems I guess.

    [–]mightyflynn 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    This is amazing. I sort of want a tag publisher bot.

    Top tags of this user:

    Douche

    Douchecanoe

    Probably a cow rapist

    Cow raping douche canoe

    [–]Drando_HS/r/canada gives me PTSD 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I would love a bot like this.

    [–]Elmepo 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Effectively impossible though. Since I'm 90 percent sure RES tags are all stored locally.

    [–]mightyflynn 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I know! But IMAGINE.

    [–]brainswho 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    make a new app just for group tagging users and have it show the most popular tag and when you click on it you get a word cloud of tags people have submitted. Somebody go do that.

    [–]PhillyGreg 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I challenged him to report the other bot to the admins as he probably has more experience reporting users to the admins than me and the bot.

    Maybe double dare him...cause...if the bot reports itself...it means its become self-aware

    [–]Alashion 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Dear gawd.

    [–]Pocahontas_Spaceman 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    my fav, too. Because reporting something to admins takes a lot of skill, so he cant do it himself.

    [–]Dear_OccupantThree feminist toddlers in an overcoat 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    i'm probably better to allow the selection of content by an algorithm designed to govern millions and therefore will never remotely be perfect. that doesn't mean they dictate the degree he ignored it? we were on a neil degrass tyson portrait and it looks like they are redditors who happen to feel like you until recently.

    I think this bot just cracked the code of reddit itself.

    [–]-Poe-I don't know what's happening but it was the Jews 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's a bot? I thought the dude was just high as fuck. That's hilarious though.

    [–]LarsPoosay 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    LOL can we see that in context? I couldn't find it.

    [–]GaboKopiBrown 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So deliciously buttery. "Why won't this guy let me stalk and harass him in peace!?!?"

    [–]buartha◕_◕ 88 ポイント89 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    This is awesome.

    In case you haven't figured it out yet, you are fucking with the wrong person.

    Such e-peen.

    [–]FroghurtTotally NOT a JIDF shill. 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    "I WILL HAVE YOUR ACCOUNT LIKE A SCALP ON MY WALL"

    [–]longfoot 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    There we go again. They break out the 1800s lingo whenever they get annoyed.

    [–]gamas 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Awww, he friended -Richard-. I think somebody has a crush.

    [–]that_one_white_girl 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    [–]Kate_4_President 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    It's not highlighting, he basically friended him so that he sees -Richard-'s posts whenever he enters a sub/post.

    He is totally stalking the guy

    [–]VodkaBarfAbout ethics in binge drinking 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    And complaining about being stalked while actively stalking the person he's complaining about.

    [–]KyosBallerinaHelp! I wandered into this subreddit and I can't get out. 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    It's the only way he knows how to express his love. <3

    [–]Vongman 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is the most tsundere behavior I've ever seen.

    [–]Alashion 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I giggled at the face, I couldn't help myself.

    [–]VodkaBarfAbout ethics in binge drinking 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    What the hell happened to /r/undelete? It's turned into the weird kids' table in the high school lunch room.

    [–]lanismycousin 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    The conspiratards took over.

    [–]Lepke 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    They're just asking questions, man.

    [–]Ailure 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Seems more to me that the more normal people left after r/technology blew up in drama and the curiously overzealous automoderating was toned down. That sub kinda lost it's purpose to me after that, especially when subs with similar role as r/technology but better popped up.

    Conspiratards love to rave about petty censorship, even when it's just a simple image macro being removed.

    [–]Jman5 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Argued about his removals and refused to let him have the last word.

    Oh god he's one of those people.

    [–]Riverrun_past_eve 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I love it. A megahal and a L.o.D. auto-responder. It's clearly driving this guy absolutely bonkers.

    [–]robotortoiseI was banned from /r/conspiracy...because I requested to be! 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    And the best part is the solution is spelled out right in front of him, but he doesn't want to just give up the fight. I'm not sure what he's fighting, but he's really damn dedicated to it....whatever it is.

    [–]KuiShanya 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This is amazing. INSIDIOUS_ROOT_BEER is complaining because -Richard-, who he has friended and is clearly stalking, has a bot to automatically reply to him whenever Root_Beer mentions his name, and honestly thinks he is the victim here. "It's not fair that the guy I'm stalking always replies to me whenever I talk about him, even though you can do as much with Reddit gold and some free time."

    Then you just have that other bot over there being hilarious.

    [–]happyhappytoasttoast 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Oh man I love this. The craziness is sooooooo perfect. And look who followed the drama back here to fulfill his persecution complex.

    [–]flatsperm 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love that -Richard- gives -Richard reddit gold for the inconvenience of the mistaken name drops. A gift that happens to ensure these name drops continue to reach him for another month.

    [–]ttumblrbots 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    • This post - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]
    • Whole post. - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]
    • This is false. I do have a bot that res... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]
    • Leave me out of your little drama hunts. - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]
    • Interesting that you got /u/-Richard- m... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]
    • Guys, this game you're playing is reall... - SnapShots: 1, 2, 3 [?]

    Anyone know an alternative to Readability? Send me a PM!

    [–]jrussell424 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Poor bot. You're not being replaced. We still love you. We just sometimes need a little variety. We always come home to you.

    [–]Mixographer 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Wow. It's so easy for a mod to look like a piece of shit just by virtue of them being a position of authority and making unpopular choices but the nonmod seems like such a self-righteous dickbag that even when you can see his account being spammed, it's impossible to have any sympathy for him.

    [–]CantaloupeCamperOFFICIAL SRS liaison, next meetup is 11pm at the Hilton 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    When undelete thinks you're being stupid, not gud.

    [–]CaneInvidiae 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I disagree. It's been fucking amazing so far.

    [–]illuminutcase 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I'm ready to go to separate corners.

    What he's too stupid to realize is that it's a bot that only responds when he replies to richard or mentions him. If he wants to go into separate corners, all he has to do is leave the guy alone and it will all stop.

    [–]4thstringer 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (14子コメント)

    I'm surprised we don't see more bots that literally respond to everything a user posts.

    [–][削除されました]  (4子コメント)

    [deleted]

      [–]robotortoiseI was banned from /r/conspiracy...because I requested to be! 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      But this is more fun!

      [–]larrylemur-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      What does blocking a user actually do?

      [–][deleted] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      it auto-collapses any comment they make while you're browsing and when they send you a PM or reply to one of your comments and orangered appears but your inbox will be empty.

      [–]AlchemistmerlinDeath to those that say Video Games cause Violence 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      See if it were literally everything someone posts, that's just harassment and it'll get banned pretty quick. This bot just responds to 1 person when 1 particular phrase is used so its fairly specialized.

      Or rather, it would be if /u/INSIDIOUS_ROOT_BEER didn't spend so much time obsessing over /u/-Richard- like a schoolgirl in love.

      [–]4thstringer 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      I didn't think about the harassment part.

      [–]runod 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Yeah, there used to be a bot made by someone from /r/HailCorporate that would mark you as a 'shill' if one of your posts showed up on their sub. Every single time you posted it would reply with something like "WARNING THIS USER IS A KNOWN SHILL!!"

      It was fucking stupid.

      [–]eberkneezer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      /u/Hailcorporatebot would pop up and say "You are a shill that has been called out by /r/HailCorporate . To see what they wrote about you click here:" example

      There were times that it would go through a comment history leaving the same message. Not sure if it was broken when it did that. Back it seemed like admin was way more tolerant of bots.

      I could never decide if it was a troll bot from the likes of /r/hailcorporatemod designed to stir up drama or if it was sincere. It sure did a good job of promoting conflict. I don't recall HC mods commenting on the bot.

      [–]runod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I seem to remember a modpost about it saying something to the effect of "we do not condone this at all."

      To be honest I'm inclined to believe it was just a normal user sincerely thinking he was providing a 'service.' /r/HailCorporate users (especially in the sub's early days) kind of had a reputation for their, uh, 'zeal.'

      [–]CaneInvidiae 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      Yeah, who do I need to piss off to get a bot following me around downvoting my comments and making faces at me? Because I kinda want one now.

      [–]KyosBallerinaHelp! I wandered into this subreddit and I can't get out. 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      I can pretend to be a bot and stalk you if you want.

      [–]bagboyrebel 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on reddit.

      [–]dakdestructoI like my steak well done and circumcised 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      It would actually make me really, really, really happy if it wasn't actually a bot, and he was just writing each post himself.

      [–]NorwegianWood28Isn't it good? 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (8子コメント)

      I actually know /u/-Richard-. He's a nice guy. Always helpful.

      [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      alts of /u/-Richard-, UNITE!!!!!!!!

      [–]Alashion 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]lanismycousin 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      ಠ_ಠ

      There's dozens of us! DOZENS!

      [–]Xaguta 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Sleeping Ian or Magneto?

      [–]lanismycousin 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I'm more of an Emma Frost fan myself

      [–]robotortoiseI was banned from /r/conspiracy...because I requested to be! 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      How to Farm Karma 101: Chapter 1, Alternate Accounts

      [–][deleted] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I get my upvotes 5 at a time.

      [–]shazbottled 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When the other Richard gave him the face I lost it.

      This is for once good SRD. Nice work OP

      [–]winter_storm 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      There's nothing funnier than a person getting their panties in a twist and screaming about something that they alone have the power to stop.

      Priceless drama, thank you for posting!

      [–]seditious_commotion 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This entire thing...

      "God I never thought of that..."

      It is true. Some people just can't handle the internet.

      [–]Ciryandor 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This is made even more hilarious by this comment.

      [–]brokenskill 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The posts by WhereIsTheHackButton are great.

      [–]aceshighsays 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      This shit keeps getting funnier, there is another user who is getting dragged into this: user "-Richard" and "-Richard-" the former is getting mixed up with the latter.

      [–]Komodo_Pineapples 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (7子コメント)

      What? What am I missing here? What's going on? I'm completely out of the loop

      [–][deleted] 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (6子コメント)

      quick recap (no sources because I'm lazy)

      Batty-koda and I usually explain why posts were removed from TIL in /r/undelete.

      IRB thinks that removing any content is 'CENSORSHIP' (yes, it must be typed in all caps)

      IRB harasses me and batty every time we comment in /r/undelete, always starts with profanity, usually doesn't get much further than him just calling us names over and over again and someone linking it in SRD.

      butt-hurt grows in IRB

      I wrote a bot that checks my inbox for replies/username-mentions from him, replies with the ascii face, then marks the comment as read, so I don't have to see his ramblings.

      butt-hurt grows in IRB

      This prevents IRB from ever getting the last word, which apparently is very important to him. I explain that it is all automated and that it stops when he leaves me alone

      butt-hurt grows in IRB

      someone must have thought it was amusing and made a bot that regurgitates IRB's comments and replies to everything he says in /r/undelete and /r/SubreditDrama

      butt-hurt grows in IRB

      [–]_watching 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      You'd think someone that obsessed with shitty internet drama would absolutely love not having one, but two bots devoted to his rambling.

      oh wait he does that's why he keeps intentionally triggering the bot responses...

      [–]parliament32 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Have you ever been so upset with another user, that you make and run a bot for the specific purpose of replying "ಠ_ಠ" every time they mention you?

      This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

      [–]senses3 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That bot actually sounds awesome.

      [–]mealbudgetFresh Popcorn 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The whole thing is buttery as hell, there's butter everywhere xD good find mate

      [–]NamasteNeeko 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      1. Code bot to follow assinine users.
      2. Butter my popcorn.
      3. ??????
      4. PROFIT!!

      [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      Once you can code the bot to follow the asinine user, you can code a bot to butter your popcorn for you.

      [–]SucksAtFormatting 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Why is he complaining? I'd pay for a bot like that.

      [–]chuckychub 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I've reported the spamming account and have asked the admins to compare its IP with Richard's. If they tell me he isn't responsible, I will apologize, but if anything, you're more likely to see two shadowbans.

      If he is as unstable as I think he is, the report to the admins solution may not be the best one ever, and I was hoping just a little publicity would be enough to get him to back off, but I guess I am wrong, either in my belief that decency would win out in the end or in my belief that he is the culprit. I guess we have to let mom and dad (the admins) decide now.

      Lol. Why would the admins even care?

      [–]Asotil 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Now we need a way of doing this in real life...

      [–]Monkits 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]anumati 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      ಠ_ಠ

      <3

      [–]Cardboard_BoxerKirby Aficionado 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      [–]Biffingstonsniffs chemtrails. 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I wonder if he's ever heard of the "Ignore" function on RES...?

      [–][deleted] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

      [–]mealbudgetFresh Popcorn 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

      You have to be the bot's target to get ಠ_ಠ

      [–]WhereIsTheHackButtonwas bot, am now boy 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      ಠ_ಠ

      [–]mealbudgetFresh Popcorn 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      :O

      [–][deleted] 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

      can rub your gun barrels in peace without anybody telling you to profit off me.

      this otherwise relevant evidence was excluded as a hobby or to help deal with the kooks than with my friends that moved down there hang out in 2, 4, or 6 months.

      what will happen to feel more spur of the nfl is a failure, it's a sub so they put a hitler quote on a big concert like the big east and had our own little conference to be misery if they attempt to intervene without evidence of fault.

      me assumming you downvoted my teenage tantrum. you: my position and state that ink is stable, however, my experience has been up for your services.

      edit: OH GOD!!!! I mixed up my sock-puppet bots. I have outed myself.

      [–]BlueTwatWaffles 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That edit was hilarious. The fact /u/whereisthehackbutton and you both showed up in the comment chain just made it better.