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[–]thebloodofthematador 1364 ポイント1365 ポイント  (541子コメント)

Sweatpants or pajama pants in places that are not the gym or your bed.

Those flappy Adidas sandals. Especially if you have gnarly toenails.

"Funny" t-shirts that aren't funny at all. Bonus points if you're out of college and still wearing t-shirts with dumb slogans or sexual innuendos on them.

Pants that are too short.

Black socks pulled halfway up your damn calves. You look like an old man. EDIT: with shorts. who cares if you wear them with pants, no one can see them.

Wearing just a t-shirt and shorts (EDIT: Outside!) even though it's 20F and there's six inches of snow on the ground. Nobody thinks you're hard, you just look like a dumbass.

Wallet chains.

[–]bypoop 447 ポイント448 ポイント  (45子コメント)

I don't think I'm "hard" I just get hot :(.

[–]Freakngoat 287 ポイント288 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Plus if you do it right you're only outside for like 20-30 seconds ( from the car to the inside of where ever you're going). Then when you get inside they have the heat on full blast and it's so comfy to be in shorts and flip flops in 80 degree heat.

[–]innernationalspy 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every year I look forward to outside temperatures cooling off in winter, but every building seems to over compensate by raising the heat higher than it was in summer

[–]esoteric_enigma 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dressing for cold weather only really makes sense if you don't have a car or you have to work outside. Otherwise, you're only going to be outside of a heated environment for minutes. Your scarf and pea coat aren't going to do you much good in an 80 degree office.

[–]sonnackrm 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You get me

[–]crunchsmash 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Until your car breaks down.

[–]Muliciber 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep an extra coat an blanket inside. Preparedness helps in any situation.

[–]Apeman92 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly! If I'm going to be outside for awhile, of course I'll wear pants. But if I'm just walking to the store from my car and back, I'm wearing shorts. Stores are hot as hell

[–]Smailien 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (4子コメント)

THANK YOU!

Everyone bitches and fumbles out of their ridiculously huge coats while I unzip my thin hoodie and lounge in comfort. I don't give a damn about looking "hard."

Man I apparently have some strong feelings about this because when I read that in OPs sentence my first thought was "CUNT!"

[–]devaluationofreality 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Especially considering OP stated 20 degrees F as 'cold'. Bitch, right now 20 degrees outside is not bad at all for me. It was -30, 2 weeks ago.

[–]c_for 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'd better hope your car never breaks down on the highway during winter.

[–]OceanRoar 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm never gonna wear shorts and a tshirt in winter (just go for pants and a cardigan/light jacket over tee) BUT, it is actually really annoying how they turn the indoor temp everywhere to >25C, like as hot as it gets in summer... who thought that was a good idea?! everyone is dressed for winter, just compensate for the outside cold to maintain a normal indoor temp, don't fucking increase the ambient indoor temp by one degree for every degree it drops outside!

[–]OhNoItsValentino 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If you're only outside for 20-30 seconds, you're the one doing something wrong, Mr. American.

[–]cosmiccrystalponies 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How, On an average day I wake up, work out in my room, shower, eat, go out side to the car to get to work. I then work inside 8 hours then go out side to get in my car and go home where I'm in for the rest of the night. I would bet most people follow similar trends.

[–]Ptolemy_Can_Suck_It 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly! I'm going to be outside for 5 minute maximum, and inside most of the day where its going to be 80 degrees. I'm not going to sweat and be uncomfortable for most of the day because I might get cold when I'm outside for a very small amount of time.

[–]AFistfulOfSilence 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

someone understands me

[–]fender-b-bender 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel you, I run hot all the time. It'll be cold outside and I'll be sweating if I wear a thick coat.

[–]_Mr_Bojangles_ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm hard....

[–]hodgy-ski 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't worry, no one thinks that you think you're "hard", this guy is just weird

[–]thebloodofthematador 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe it's the way they walk while they're doing it. Like, it's obviously fricking freezing out, everyone else is all bundled up and they're strutting around like "What? I'm not cold."

[–]TheIllustrativeMan 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes it honestly just feels good to walk outside in a T-shirt when it's cold out.

[–]Tibio 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well what the fuck people have different temperature tolerances. Women get cold easier. I'm a fat man, it's like I have a coat on all the time, notice the sweat? I'm wearing shorts ;)

Also I didn't have a lot of proper clothing growing up so this is just what I'm accustomed to I guess.

[–]OfficerTwix 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

But crew socks are comfy

[–]wrath_of_sithis 696 ポイント697 ポイント  (145子コメント)

Sweatpants are comfy, also much warmer than jeans. I wear shorts and short sleeves in the winter because I don't get cold easily, I actually get hot really fast

Edit: I realize this is a thread about looks, I was just giving a reason for wearing said pieces of clothing. Also, "Sweatpants are warmer" and "I get hot fast" sound like they contradict each other, when I'm wearing both a sweatshirt and sweatpants/jeans, I get hot. I don't usually wear a sweatshirt or long sleeves.

[–]HSBrendan 857 ポイント858 ポイント  (96子コメント)

Yeah, I don't see any reason why sweatpants are bad. They're pretty much the male equivalent to yoga pants.

[–]rachawakka 472 ポイント473 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Not quite as sexy, unfortunately

Edit: I have been corrected by several people who have informed me that a hot guy can indeed rock some sweat pants, and the right pair showcase the man booty and can outline the D. I have always found sweatpants to look a little frumpy, but I'm usually not scopin out dick.

Usually....

[–]SponsoredByStrensms 441 ポイント442 ポイント  (18子コメント)

You obviously haven't seen my butt in sweatpants.

[–]skylos2000 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think we need proof that sweatpants can look good. You know for science.

[–]SponsoredByStrensms 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'd check to make sure you understand I'm a guy, but knowing reddit, someone would be fine with that. Alas, I have no photo of my posh posterior.

[–]_BindersFullOfWomen_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You aren't going to deliver on that are you?

[–]butwowthis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How about if we ask nicely?

[–]justmerriwether 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus, they're crawling out of the woodwork to see your ass- BACK!! BACK YOU HARPIES!!!

[–]realiztik 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No one has.

[–]QuartrMastr 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Buuut seeing your boyfriend's dick outline in them while chilling is nice.

[–]indigonights 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fashion joggers=male yoga pants

[–]Namaste_Bitchez 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I actually really enjoy the way a man's tush looks in a pair of sweat pants/shorts. Mighty damn fine.

[–]TheMegaZord 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a gay man, you are wrong. Sweatpants on a hot dude. especially tighter sweat pants. They pretty much show just as much as yoga pants.

[–]hawkins11 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very easy to take off, however

[–]Arteza147 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what is honestly?

[–]BlackJesus420 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gay guy, and I'm gonna have to beg to differ.

[–]boombotser 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

not according to girls on twitter posting "guys in sweatpants heart eye emojis"

[–]f1del1us 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Depends on the sweatpants. Some look good, some look bad.

[–]Hanjobsolo1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

None look good in public.

[–]f1del1us 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gonna have to agree to disagree.

[–]Jershzig 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wear sweatpants cause it's a chore getting these hamhawks in jeans.

[–]ButchTheKitty 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

If everyone wore yoga pants the world would be a happier place, cats and dogs would be best of friends, Obama and Trump would star in a buddy cop movie, and nothing bad would ever happen again.

[–]Jixxur 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No. There are definitely some people I do NOT want to see in yoga pants.

[–]ButchTheKitty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meh, can't be worse than the things those people already wear. Maybe it would inspire a new surge of global fitness initiatives if everyone wore them. People would want to make dat booty look fine if they're going to be showing it off.

[–]vuhleeitee 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes. Which are also not appropriate for settings where you might see someone important.

[–]Celidos 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Only if they're nice sweatpants. Most of the men on my college campus I see wearing them you can see the hidden cum stains they missed because they haven't washed them in weeks.

[–]Rescue_the_innocent 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is one place I will wear my sweatpants to that is not my home. The weekly liquor store/fast food trip on my day off. I don't care if the liquor store clerk sees me in sweatpants while I'm buying cheap vodka. I'll save the jeans for absolut.

[–]likeafuckingninja 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think it's more what it implies. When I see blokes out and about in sweatpants I just think there is a man who does not care, he hasn't bothered to consider where he is going or what he is dping, he has just slung on the first thing he could find. Or maybe even not changed out of whatever he was wearing when he got out of bed.

Or worse. He thinks branded sweatpants are actually fashionable.

I feel the same about women who wear sweatpants. And yoga pants unless they're paired with a long Tshirt or a dress.

TBH if I see yoga pants without a top that covers a womans ass I just assume that woman has absolutely no idea what her rear end looks likes, because they are so rarely worn by skinny firmly toned ladies, and more often than not by overweight ones who can't be bothered to find trousers that fit properly.

[–]Marley_S 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I was in school, all the special ed kids wore sweatpants (I guess it made it easier for them to use the bathroom...?). Ever since then I've automatically associated sweatpants with being mentally disabled.

To clarify I'm only referring to sweatpants worn outside of an occasion where it's appropriate to wear them like jogging or working out.

[–]thebace 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You came to this thread to see what someone else's opinion is, why on earth would you then argue that they're wrong? You welcome to wear sweatpants all day, but now you know it's a turnoff for a lot of women.

[–]internet_observer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would think sweatpants are the male version of sweatpants seeing as they are readily available for both genders

[–]Cettechemise 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except a lot of people wear sweatpants that are giant and baggy, if you want to wear sweatpants out (not out out but like to class occasionally) I recommend investing in some joggers.

[–]WhenAmI 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you think you look good in them, you're lying to yourself. This thread isn't about comfort, it's about style.

[–]WhenAmI 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you think you look good in them, you're lying to yourself. This thread isn't about comfort, it's about style.

[–]miss3lle 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, any lady that's in to fashion probably isn't super keen on yoga pants out in the wild either. Those guys also belong at home or in the gym. Do they sometimes look hot on hot girls? Yes. But it's still a fashion faux pas since they're too casual. They're somewhere between going out in jeans (fine casual) and going out in tweety bird pajamas (why?)

[–]ClopinTrouille 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Except women wear sweatpants too

[–]HSBrendan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok, and men wear yoga pants too (although much less frequently).

[–]PM_ME_THUMBS 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Makes it look like you don't care

[–]Hanjobsolo1 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because they make you look trashy and lazy when out in public.

[–]Fortehlulz33 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

different kinds of sweatpants look different ways. You either have the baggy ones where you don't care that you're wearing comfy clothes, or you have jogger/cuffed ones that actually look pretty good with certain shoes.

[–]_Nawabi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Theyre not bad. This girl is someone I couldnt care less for. I love my long socks, especially when I'm wearing shorts. I love the way they look and feel. And a brand new pair of sweats can look pretty damn good as long as youre not fat as fuck, or sagging like a retard. Fuck bitches, comfort over everything.

[–]Rand0mRedd1t0r 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So you're saying my butt looks just as good in sweat pants? I can finally ditch my GFs yoga pants then :)

[–]dylanisco0l 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed, i own like 9 pairs of sweatpants. I'm also not putting on jeans to go to the post office or grab something of redbox.

[–]catchingtherosemary 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed- I make sweatpants look good by giving the ladies something to look at from the front or back.

[–]Arrow156 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've often found that sweat pants don't protect against the wind very well. You get a serious windchill and you're basically wearing nothing at all.

[–]andybeebop 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

[–]SatsumaOranges 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess the issue here is that OP asked what was a turn off, and that was the response. It doesn't mean there aren't legit reasons to wear that stuff or that you can't.

[–]PM_ME_THUMBS 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is a FASHION thread, not a COMFY thread.

[–]broccolibush42 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Comfy is the new fashion bro.

[–]shiken 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Try a pair of actual selvedge denim jeans. Definitely warmer than a pair of sweatpants, and looks a million times better. Definitely not as comfy though, that's for sure.

/r/rawdenim

[–]jumpingjehosophat 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You normally see that from me when I get outta the gym in the winter and don't feel like changing back

[–]DeathBallooon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Personally as long as they're clean I kinda think that whole "just rolled out of bed giving no fucks" look is hot

[–]Vypur 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

tis truely a shame us guys can't get away with wearing sweats in public but girls can.

[–]majd227 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You should get yourself some joggers, they're basically tight fitting sweatpants and they're great. I just got myself a 2 pairs and I don't care if someone thinks I look bad, I'm 10x more down with being comfy than worrying about someone's silly opinion

[–]brdrline 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

comfy != attractive

[–]UnknownStory 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Hi! I like sweatpants! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

~Youngster Sithis

[–]nickscott40 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah...the fuck is wrong with sweatpants? Almost every dude in my school wears them, and they're so versatile. I wear them for shoveling snow, working out, camping, and every once and a while, as casual wear. They don't restrict your movement so it's easy to climb and run, allowing you to have a more active lifestyle.

I like sweatpants.

[–]Benjaminjoe 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Girls do most of this crap all the time hahaha

[–]AshleyBanksHitSingle 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And other girls don't want to fuck them when they do it.

[–]freshlyprinted 301 ポイント302 ポイント  (104子コメント)

Woah woah woah no sweatpants? So are jeans and khakis the only thing that are allowed nowadays? People can be comfortable if they want

[–]thebloodofthematador 289 ポイント290 ポイント  (28子コメント)

There's no law against it. But I think wearing sweatpants around all the time looks sloppy. It, as the question asks, is something that immediately turns me off.

[–]ajclarke 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think that's the key really. If I'm having a lazy day and need more tea bags, then I'm not getting out of my sweatpants to nip to the supermarket.

If I'm nipping out for three beers in the pub. Time to put on the jeans.

[–]edmantes 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Is this a US thing? I'm in Europe and I don't think I own any sweatpants. Aren't those for kids and far too warm to do real exercise in? I've never saw their purpose for anything other than a bit warm and comfortable like lounging around the house.

[–]xXSJADOo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm American and I completely agree with you.

[–]ARoyaleWithCheese 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dutch guy here, sweatpants seem to be a generational and/or Slavic thing. I see mostly kids in high school and college wearing them, occasionally the older slavic guy in the grocery store. Very rarely do I see them worn by older, well-educated people, for some reason there's quite the social stigma on them here. Generally people tend to say they're simply not supposed to be worn anywhere but the gym or your home.

Also, I'm Slavic myself so it's only half as bad that I'm so grossly generalising millions of people.

[–]gorocz 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Uh... Czech person here and the only people that were sweatpants over here in public are kids that listen to hip hop music (and they wear really baggy sweatpants too...disgusting) or rednecks. Even my grandpa who wears sweatpants at home all the time, puts on proper pants (well, proper for a 75 year old) if he goes anywere public...

Oh, also PE teachers, but I guess that's kinda understandable.

[–]whitepaddedwalls 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Speaking as a man, sweatpants are for lounging at home and going to the gym.

[–]rhino2348 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It depends on the material of the sweatpants. "Sweatpants" is a pretty wide range of clothes.

[–]IwantHulkHands 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what if it's sweatpants stained with the blood of the matador? Do they get a pass?

[–]Resistt 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a guy that loves wearing sweats / pajamas everywhere during the winter I don't care what anyone thinks. If I could go to work in pajamas I would too.

[–]someguyinachair 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I am certain you would be the only person who thinks I'm an ogre for wearing sweatpants at a supermarket to buy milk and cereal at 11 PM.

I know no one who shares your opinion.

[–]t_rev99 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You better not wear yoga pants in public then unless you're at the gym.

[–]Matraxia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If I'm out somewhere in my sweatpants, I'm either on my way home from the gym or couldn't have been bothered changing clothes to get some milk. In both scenarios I don't give a fuck what you think.

[–]lasershurt 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how defensive you've gotten about this, when the thread was literally designed to ask about personal opinions.

[–]ColeTheo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think she means that you shouldn't be wearing Hello Kitty pajamas to a United Nations meeting.

[–]man_on_hill 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I would rather wear sweatpants than have a girl interested in me. I know that sounds sad, but I don't care.

[–]dseals 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm with you. Fuck that girl in my math class. She never looks at me anyway.

[–]freshlyprinted 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't blame you

[–]2015highlyfe 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm with ya on this one m8

[–]ReceptionistAtNight 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This man speaks the truth!

[–]samsironpoker 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love a man in sweatpants. I think it just makes them look comfortable, therefore confident?

[–]cosmiccrystalponies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Last week at my job they came in and told us instead of having to wear button ups and dress pants every day we can start wearing sweatpants and sneakers. I was so happy I almost cried.

[–]suzepie 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a thread about how clothing APPEARS TO OTHERS. Get into it.

[–]StalinWasAJerk 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wearing sweatpants out of the house basically sends the message "I give up."

I love my sweats. I'm currently wearing them, but even if I was just going to walgreens or something, I would put on real pants.

[–]inspect_ya_neck 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You want to be comfortable but still look good? Mother. Fucking. Corduroys.

[–]MirrorLakeDuck 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For what it's worth, I disagree with her on that. As long as it's a decent looking pair of sweatpants and not your grungiest, nastiest, grease-stained pair of sweats. If you're going to the store or someplace casual it's fine.

However, I'm a college-age girl so maybe my opinion doesn't reflect a more mature, older woman.

[–]fizzyspells 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think sweatpants are fine (in moderation) as long as you realize that I can probably see your dick.

[–]SparkyDogPants 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Again with the sweatpants?"

"What? I'm comfortable."

"You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"

  • Seinfeld: So not new. They've always looked sloppy/bad.

[–]NectarFlesh 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweatpants worn out of the house on a man means he's given up on life.

[–]Draconax 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not what this thread is about, though. Yes, they are comfy, but that doesn't mean women are required to find them attractive. It's not like women are wearing high heels for the health benefits...

[–]Lokky 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or you know, slacks...

Nobody says you cant wear sweatpants but if you thought you looked attractive while doing it I got news for you.

[–]DWells55 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's plenty of comfortable jeans and chinos out there.

[–]Sparkvoltage 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You forget this is a thread that's asking chicks what they find unattractive in a guy, not what guys can't and can wear. So basically it's your call, be comfy and look unattractive (to some) or look good but limit your wardrobe.

[–]truth_hertz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You can be comfortable, but the women aren't going to find a guy sexy if he's wearing sweatpants. Especially baggy ones with elastic cuffs.

On the right body, yoga pants are sexy. I have no ass, but I can appreciate a fine female behind in a pair of yoga pants. I can wear a padded bra but there is no such thing as padded-booty underwear.

[–]koalatycontrol 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to know a guy who would wear pajama pants, a bathrobe, and slippers everywhere he went aside from work. Grocery store, hair appointments, friendly gatherings, just... fucking everywhere. His wife dressed similarly.

So happens they were also two of the most disgusting people I've ever met.

[–]DrWobstaCwaw 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Black socks pulled halfway up your damn calves. You look like an old man.

I learned from the Fab Five. I reject this.

[–]ZigZag3123 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

For real. What young guy wears white ankle socks anymore? If you're an athlete, you wear Nike/UA crew socks. Not necessarily black (although most are), but it has to have an athletic logo on it. No exceptions.

[–]DrWobstaCwaw 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Exactly. Socks aren't just an afterthought, they can ruin an outfit. I only own black socks, when do I want to look like a 45 year old dad at disneyland? Never, so why do I need white socks.

[–]NoBreadsticks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I wear black socks but they are ankle socks. I will never wear another pair of white socks ever, no matter their height.

[–]ReservoirBaws 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha, black high socks with basketball shorts and sneakers is me. A good portion of my clothes are athletic based due to playing sports, and I love the ankle support from high socks.

[–]Bearded_Neck27 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All the rest is fine, but I disagree with you on the half-calves which is what they are called. Wearing ankle socks just feels weird and nobody else really wears them.

[–]Raze321 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I don't think people wear wallet chains for style, so much as to keep their wallet attached to themselves.

Source: This is my wallet chain's function. I keep it tucked in my pocket because I know the stigma associated.

[–]sethegg 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gnarly toenails dude!

[–]vu4life 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dress socks, the "black ones" you're referencing, only come in one length, which is about midcalf. I don't know if you mean athletic socks (like for basketball) worn with shorts, but if you mean what would be work with nice pants or shoes, theres not much we can do on length.

[–]Drco 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I went on a first date once with a guy who showed up wearing grey sweatpants, a grey sweatshirt, and those flappy Adidas sandals...worn with socks.

We weren't at a fancy pants restaurant, but it was still $20+ a plate.

[–]Caressmysoul 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Damn. All I have are gym shorts because I always spent the other half of clothes money that my parents gave me on weed. I promise I'm not trying to look hard, but thank you for bringing the fact that I look like a douche to my attention.

[–]phillybluntz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God dammit. I love my Adidas sandals..

[–]Khorv 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why would I want to get my pants wet in the snow...

[–]fougare 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm assuming canadians and minnesotans are excluded from the snow t-shirt?

[–]aerosol999 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's definitely almost been t-shirt weather this past week or two in MN.

[–]thebloodofthematador 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, they're used to it.

[–]somepersonontheweb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget upper east coast. It's not cold until it's below 0. In high school half the guys didn't stop wearing gym shorts until March.

[–]fatmoonkins 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm okay with sweatpants or pajama pants because I'm perfectly fine with wearing yoga pants or sweatpants around. You shouldn't diss sweats if you're a woman and you wear yoga pants outside of the gym or a studio.

[–]Drunk_Pelican 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Black mid calves are a no no? All I have are white and black Nike Dri Fit socks...whatever, deal with it!

[–]bubblesugarsocks 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My sister's exboyfriend wore sweats or yoga pants almost EVERYWHERE, including church and the theatre. He had IBS so he said waistbands bothered his stomach, but dude, get elastic-waist slacks or something, some things are NOT appropriate. I think "dressing for the occasion" covers a lot of this thread, tbh.

[–]mega_wallace 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wearing just a t-shirt and shorts even though it's 20F and there's six inches of snow on the ground. Nobody thinks you're hard, you just look like a dumbass.

Top kek. So many people do this at my university.

[–]hawkins11 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh god, not wallet chains. Or jean chains. Uggghhhh. Excuse me while my ovaries get reabsorbed by my body.

[–]tewha 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweatpants do look terrible. That doesn't mean they can't be worn; I wear mine in public sometimes. But I acknowledge they look terrible.

[–]proraso 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweatpants or pajama pants in places that are not the gym or your bed.

Okay so I totally agree with this. With one exception. My entire college career was in sweats basically. Not because I was lazy or anything, hell I was an engineer.

I went to the gym after classes almost every day. At that time, the locker room is a fucking shit house. So, I tried to go with a slack sack and what I was wearing. Put my running shoes in the bag and that was that. I didn't want to have to change at all because fuck that at school gyms in the afternoon.

If I went in the morning I would bring a change of clothes because I could get a locker but if it wasn't firs thing in the morning, I put on my sweats and went to class.

Though I do have to agree with the whole shorts during the winter thing. Nobody thinks you're tough because you're wearing shorts. Like you said, you just look like a dumbass.

[–]TheHeavyWeapon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Heyheyhey, dont dis on the black socks. Sometimes I need my calves to be warm.

[–]megustcizer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have a wallet chain (granted I'm a metalhead so chains with all black and a band shirt looks passable), I almost got my wallet stolen at a concert. I don't give a fuck if it looks stupid. I wear it for me, not you or anyone else.

[–]thebloodofthematador 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're allowed. No one said you weren't. Women feel the same way when men complain about how much they hate our red lipstick and high-waisted shorts.

[–]ronin1066 [非表示スコア]  (0子コメント)

I'm a littler older, but I completely missed how black crew socks with shorts suddenly became popular, especially with flip-flops. In my day, that was an instant beating.

[–]Schizophrenics 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Psh, I wear shorts and no shirt when I sprint to my car in the winter to start it. Then I run back inside and hop in my steamy shower. The scalding reminds me that I'm alive.

[–]vorticon_mafia 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm willing to accept how pretentious this sounds, but when I see guys in their mid-20s or older with ironic, graphic or 'funny' t-shirts, I just wonder why nobody has told them yet that that shit isn't appealing once you're out of college. I'm not the world's greatest dresser, but I do recognize that I can't get away with wearing the same crap at 26 that I did at 20 without looking like a total chump.

[–]vag-rash 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe people have and we just don't care. Some of us have zero bothers to give on what strangers think of our shirts.

[–]Mooptimus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I agree with everything but the socks. Are you talking wearing them with shorts or pants? I wear boots a lot so I have a lot of longer socks, it's just what I'm used to.

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah pants are fine cause who's looking. I mean with shorts.

[–]RedWhiteAndJew 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Black socks pulled halfway up your damn calves. You look like an old man.

If it's cold outside and I'm wearing long pants OR I'm wearing my work boots, I'm wearing half calf socks.

[–]SirCaptainMitch -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like my funny/nerdy shirts(no sayings or slogans though, mostly redbubble graphic tees from my favorite shows or movies) but I only wear them to work or at home. If I go out I have other clothes.

[–]boyscoutslumberparty 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We could say the same thing about girls wearing yoga pants to places instead of the gym...

[–]thebloodofthematador 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We could. And it's equally sloppy. Ta dah.

[–]wife_of_delition 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Last one may not be applicable in Wisconsin.

[–]taekwondogirl 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OMG anything that shoes off toenails if you aren't clipping them..

[–]somepersonontheweb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As someone who wears t-shirts and shorts unless it's below 0, it's not because I'm trying to look hard, it's because every house/building I'm in except my own blasts the heat so much I sweat like a pig in any other clothing.

Also, because I'm a man.

[–]kerkyjerky 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Quick question: I wear long socks all the time, sometimes black, but have quite a few ranging from dressy to athletic to jokey (like mustaches or roosters) and all things in between. I normally wear them with my shorter shorts, like a fingers length above my knee. I wear them mostly for the contrast and because I personally selected the socks because I think they look nice or interesting. I don't feel very dad like (though frequently they don't match) but maybe I am? I know this is vague but maybe you have some insight?

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would find that really strange and unattractive personally, but if you like it, who cares what I, some random woman on the internet, thinks about it?

[–]Ghastly_Gibus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sweatpants or pajama pants in places that are not the gym or your bed.

or Walmart

[–]Big_Test_Icicle 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Black socks pulled halfway up your damn calves.

Does this also include the sport socks when you are going for a sport look?

[–]Mshotts 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wearing just a t-shirt and shorts even though it's 20F

If it's that warm out I'm going to show a little skin.

[–]skankingmike 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You know what's awesome? Being married and not giving a shit what other women think. Love my wife don't care if I wear stupid shirts or sweat pants in public. Freedom bitches!

[–]tornadolf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whoa there now mid calf socks are the only way to go.

[–]Pirth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Can I wear my comic book shirts after college?

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can wear whatever you like. I'm just one woman having an opinion.

[–]Pirth 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FREEDOM!

[–]SashaIn240p 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if ur European? Can u wear sweatpants then?

[–]TheSIKness 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was with you until the last one. Look, I'm a moron. I forget things constantly and I can't take the chance on forgetting something as import as my wallet. This is why I wear my chain; it's that little reminder that I haven't fucked up and forgotten my wallet somewhere.

[–]scott66313 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Guilty of all but two. By the way as someone who wears shorts and tee-shirts year-round I don't care how I look. I look ridiculous but that is what I like to wear indoors which is where I spend most of my time and I do not feel like changing to go to the store. I don't mind the cold enough to change clothes for a twenty second walk from my car to the store.

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But surely you'd at least put a coat on?

[–]Young__deezy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree with everything but the sweats. I have a few VERY nice pairs of sweats that aren't baggy and I have gotten complimented on them numerous times.

I wouldn't wear them on a date or social function, but I will wear them out.

[–]B_Rad_Gesus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And here I am wearing shorts and t-shirts in 10F weather. Trust me, I don't think most people do it to look "hard". I'm hot as fuck all the time, and finding jeans that actually fit me well enough to wear them for more than 15 minutes is a nightmare.

[–]majdman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Funny" t-shirts that aren't funny at all. Bonus points if you're out of college and still wearing t-shirts with dumb slogans or sexual innuendos on them.

So this

[–]Stoned_Datalore 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No sweatpants to class? I guess I don't give a shit then.

[–]lofty2904 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Any type of sandals on a guy, surely?

I am no fan of feet in general, but when I have the misfortune of seeing a guy's it seriously makes me feel sick. I live in Scotland so it is usually too cold for such attire but come summer it becomes an issue when the hipsters decide to get their sandal on.

[–]Indianbro 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wallet Chains....HAHAHAHAHAHHA

[–]ricadam 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can we get a ruling on what you mean by Adidas flappy sandles?? You're not talking about thongs are you? because you just pissed off a whole nation...

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah everyone wears those. I mean those crappy plastic shower shoes that college age men seem to find so enchanting.

[–]Barflad 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn /u/thebloodofthematador hates my style. I'm 6'2" and it's a pain finding pants long enough, so I wear sweat pants because I can let them hang a little bit and it works out. I usually get around this by wearing shorts because for whatever reason my legs don't get cold.

[–]noisyturtle 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was this kid who went to my college who wore a wifebeater every fucking day. I would see this crazy idiot riding his bike to class in the snow with a black wifebeater like he has nerve damage or some shit.

[–]PlutocraticG 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll only wear shorts if I'm getting our of the gym and don't feel like changing. I could just throw jeans on over them, but it's more obvious if I'm wearing a gym worn shirt with shorts. Don't want people to think I just wear shit shirts.

[–]anal_rodeo_bonfire 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

to be fair girls wear yoga pants when they're not doing yoga, and i see a ton of girls wear sweatpants.

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And it still looks sloppy. I didn't mention that because that's not what the question was.

[–]anal_rodeo_bonfire 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

oh true, my bad.

[–]Claystor 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

EDIT: with shorts. who cares if you wear them with pants, no one can see them.

Whew. That was close.

[–]heart_under_blade 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i wear addi-sage slippers in the house. they are so comfy!

[–]_Gazorpazorpfield_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sweatpants or pajama pants in places that are not the gym or your bed.

Don't care they are comfortable. Isn't that what women say when they wear leggings for pants at non appropriate legging places? So yeah.

[–]thebloodofthematador 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wear whatever you want dude. The question wasn't "what should men never wear ever again."

[–]fruitbear753 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ok mom