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I posted this on r/relationships and people recommended I post it here.
TL;DR: My wife is cheating on me as evidenced by filthy text messages, I know but she doesn’t know that I do. My sister in law might be in on it too. Where do I go from here?
My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It’s been great so far, we haven’t had a huge argument where we’ve had to separate for a period of time or anything like that. Also, we have given each other our passwords to our phones and personal emails.
Well, Jenny was sleeping this morning and my brother shot her a text. My brother’s wife (Carly) and Jenny are planning on going out of town for a get-away while my brother, I, and some friends are going to watch football on Sunday and hang out during the weekend. He was asking Jenny to text Carly on his phone because Carly dropped her phone in the toilet. My brother and Carly were basically sharing phones for the time being till she gets a new phone.
I decided to open up the phone and reply something stupid and funny in order to embarrass Jenny. So I opened up the iMessage app and went to read their previous conversation to see what was happening, so I could tell a relevant joke. 2nd to the top of the list of conversations was a chat with a guy/girl named Zack. I didn’t know who Zack was, but the most recent thing he sent her was “<3 gn”. I was curious, so I put off replying to my brother and opened up Jenny and Zack’s chat.
To my horror, there was sexually explicit talk of what he wanted to do to Jenny when she “crawled up next to his sack.” What a filthy beast. I scroll up, and there are multiple nudes from both of them waiting for me to discover. Most of them are dated sometime between 1-4am (usually I’m sleeping then, smart.) so I knew she was obviously trying to hide it from me.
I realized my wife is cheating on me. I took a moment to realize that this was the end of our marriage. All of our happy times, our foreign trips, and our romantic nights must have meant nothing to her. I put the phone down and went to the bathroom to freshen up while Jenny was still sleeping.
I carry on with my day, make breakfast and wake her up. While she was sleeping, her phone went off 7 times (yes, I counted) and they were good morning texts from Zack and a confirmation to see if she was still visiting him this weekend.
She went to the bathroom and I heard her phone vibrate loudly since it was placed on the bathroom countertop. I heard the sounds of typing, and the send button. This happened 3 times while she was in there. As she was coming out, I quickly went downstairs to pretend like I was doing nothing out of the ordinary. We eat, she goes to take a shower and I try to open up her phone.
Jenny changed her phone password. I must have been acting a little weird/distant, or she thought it was time to secure her phone since we’ve been so comfortable around each other for the past few years. I tried to open up her Facebook and email, but the passwords to those were changed as well.
Jenny has gone out with some “friends” tonight. She thinks she lost her phone. Nope, I stole it before she left so I could try and break into it. I went through a massive hassle to unlock her phone but I finally did it. She’s cheating on me. They talk about sex positions they want to try, how far Zack can shove his cock down her throat, and one short conversation about meeting up this weekend. My bitch sister in law Carly must be in on this.
I’ve erased all trace of me breaking into her phone. I don’t know what to do now. Jenny is cheating on me but we’ve had no major problems in the time we’ve been together. We still have sex 4-5 times a week and I make her cum a couple times during each session; we still go out on dates and cuddle sometimes when we’re home. I don’t get it. She’s on birth control since I told her we should wait a little bit before we have kids thank god. We’re both fit and still attractive I guess so it isn’t about looks. I have a bigger penis than the other guy if that’s what she desires. I don’t mean to compare it’s just primal instinct fighting over a mate.
Should I tell her I know? Should we split and file divorce right away? Should I tell my brother Carly is in on this? Get revenge? I’ve got a prenup in place with a cheating clause since I make much much more than her (212k-30k) thankfully so I won’t be getting shafted. I’m thinking on finding out more about the situation (tail gating when she travels?) and then coming to a conclusion, since Carly might not even know about this. I’m not even sure if they’re actually leaving town or she just wants to spend time with him. Sorry if I’m rambling and I don’t make much sense, I’m just really pissed. Goddammit I loved her :/
I have screenshotted the texts and emailed them to myself. I feel like someone has shot me in the stomach :(
EDIT: By popular request I will post an update with the bigger changes and results of the PI investigation on r/relationships. Sometime after the weekend (Late Sunday or Monday/Tuesday). I will link it in an edit here so save the post or check my profile on Monday and Tuesday.
EDIT 2: Thank you all so much for the supportive comments, it means a lot to me. It's a struggle keeping a straight face around her, but I'm fighting through it for this last week.
Updates:
(5:15pm) 1/16/2015: Private Investigator hired to tail her Saturday, Sunday and Monday
(6:00pm) 1/16/2015: It took a while, but passwords to everything changed, backed up personal info, created throwaway email to send proof to.
(6:47pm) 1/16/2015: She's home, It really sucks speaking to her normally, but I'm dealing with it. No sex. Also, I've found 3 excellent divorce lawyers for myself. Luckily I make much more than her so I can afford an excellent lawyer while she can only afford a mediocre one at best.
(8:13pm) 1/16/2015: Hired a divorce lawyer (pricey) but he's known to do excellent work. I'm in good hands. It's tempting to have sex, my soon to be ex-wife is trying extra hard to seduce me tonight for some reason. She's either super horny or is trying to get me to have sex with her as a form of infidelity forgiveness.
(8:54pm) 1/16/2015: Goddammit she's on her phone texting again in the bathroom. I can hear the send button being pressed over and over. It's probably nudes and sexy talk. Jeesus this hurts.
(9:55pm) 1/16/2015: She went to bed, I'm sitting here watching TV on my laptop. She's trying to initiate sex, I of course have to decline. I went to have sex with her but I'll control myself. Despite what she did being unforgivable, she's still beautiful on the outside.
(10:17pm) 1/16/2015: Heading to bed, I'll update some more tomorrow after getting up. I cannot stress how thankful I am for all this positive support. It means a lot to me. But, no matter what, it'll take many months or even a year or two to get over this shitty situation. I hate to say it but she's pretty on the outside. She's just fucked up on the inside.
(11:04pm) 1/16/2015: I got caught up watching TV. Now I'm actually going to bed. Goodnight!
(9:14am) 1/17/2015: I woke up a little late today if I wanted to break into her phone since it'd take a while, so I won't do it today. She's still asleep. The PI will be following her vehicle starting at 10am today. Jenny and Carly are heading on their "weekend trip" today at 12pm. She'll have some breakfast, Carly will swing by here, and they'll take Jenny's car and head off. The PI will be tailing them all day, I'm excited to see what he finds. He offered to take me around with him, but I politely declined. I've got some shit to do today anyways. Really a great start to the day, 10 hours of sleep, I don't get that often! Thanks for the gold, but this is a throwaway account haha.
(9:55am) 1/17/2015: As I go through the replies, a few people have told me why I included the sexual details, as if I'm bragging. I included them because that is one of the most common reasons people cheat. They aren't getting satisfied, partner is too small, different sex drive levels, etc. Hint Hint: /r/deadbedrooms
(10:08am) 1/17/2015: PI is posted down the street waiting for her vehicle to pull out with Carly. She woke up about 10 minutes ago and I'm about to cook her breakfast. Carly is showing up a little earlier today at around 10:30am so I'm cooking her breakfast too. Can't believe I'm wasting my shit on these people but you do what you gotta do to keep everything under wraps. I have another meeting with the divorce lawyer today at 1pm.
(10:29am) 1/17/2015: People calling this fake, divorce attorneys are open on Friday evenings, you can find one through online databases. Also, PIs have flexible hours just because of the type of work they do so I hired one quickly since it was urgent. If you still think it's fake, fuck off, I don't need your shit when I'm going through this tough time.
(10:40am) 1/17/2015: Carly has arrived. They're both eating breakfast while I'm watching TV and on my computer. Once they pull out, the PI will begin tailgating.
(11:50am) 1/17/2015: They left a bit later than they should have (11am). They got caught up chit chatting and occasionally talking to me. Private Investigator is tailing them now. He's got a camera that zooms in and takes high quality pics from ridiculously far away, an assortment of high quality dash cams, and handheld recorders.
(12:02pm) 1/17/2015: The PI will be sending me live updates and I can view one of his cameras on my computer, sort of like a live stream. I'll post a few details here but the main parts will be posted after the investigation in an update on r/relationships on Monday/Tuesday. I'll link the post here so you all can check it out when it's up.
(12:03pm) 1/17/2015: She is not heading to the place she told me she was going. Jenny is driving. This doesn't look good.
(12:14pm) 1/17/2015: Carly got dropped off at Starbucks. Jenny took the car and left the shopping center. Don't know where she's headed. PI is 10/10 with these updates and live cam.
(12:19pm) 1/17/2015: PI is tailing Jenny. She's making sporadic turns left and right ultimately leading to nowhere. She doesn't know he's following because he's very far away, I think she's playing it safe.
(12:24pm) 1/17/2015: Divorce attorney and I rescheduled for Monday morning at 7am. I'll hit the divorce attorney, then go to work.
(12:26pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny has circled back to the shopping center. She's parked an abnormal distance from the Starbucks and is texting someone. It's probably Carly since they're both on their phones. Carly is texting as seen through the Starbucks window, Jenny is texting in her car at the shopping center.
(12:30pm) 1/17/2015: A man walked into Starbucks and is sitting next to Carly. Jenny has parked closer to the Starbucks, seemingly waiting for Carly to come out. The man could either be:
  • A stranger trying to hit on Carly
  • A random person sitting next to her since the seats are close to full
  • Zack or her own affair partner.
(12:38pm) 1/17/2015: The man left the Starbucks and headed on his way. Carly and Jenny have regrouped in the car. They've been talking for the past few minutes, no movement. Carly seems to be on edge, she keeps looking out the window. They know something we don't. This is intense.
(12:48pm) 1/17/2015: Still in the car...
(12:56pm) 1/17/2015: Still in the car. The PI is hundreds of yards away zoomed in on his equipment. He is not even in the same shopping center as them. He has slightly tinted windows so it would be hard for them to see him.
(1:02pm) 1/17/2015: They've pulled out of the shopping center, PI is tailing. Don't know where they're headed.
(1:15pm) 1/17/2015: Still driving. There's a bit of traffic so they haven't gone too far.
(1:23pm) 1/17/2015: Carly has been dropped off at a hotel. The hotel is a decent one, not a rusty motel but not crazy Vegas quality either. It's the common ones you see around like Hiltion, Hampton Inn, etc. Jenny is in the parking lot.
(1:26pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny has left the car and followed Carly into the hotel. They're either:
  • Going for food or
  • Meeting up with their partners
(1:27pm) 1/17/2015: PI thinks judging by the way they're moving, they won't be in there for long. This hotel has an iHop, Subway, Pizza Hut and a few other restaurants. They're most likely in for food.
(1:30pm) 1/17/2015: The PI is heading into the hotel to see what's up. I have to take a #2, so sorry, I'll update when I get back (10-15 mins).
(1:49pm) 1/17/2015: Sorry, I'm back! I'm analyzing updates I got and the past 15 minutes of footage I missed. Composing the update now.
(2:00pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny and Carly were eating at a restaurant in the hotel. They're chatting, acting normally like nothing is up. The PI is sitting very far away and out of sight. They don't know he's tailing as they aren't acting nervous at all. A man walked by their table, said a few things and walked away. He was probably a service worker, as he had a tucked in shirt and all that jazz. Judging by the PI's footage, they're almost done with their food and cleaning up. I suspect they'll be heading out to the car. Jenny is constantly checking the clock in the hotel lobby. Her phone appears to be dead, or she doesn't want to use it to check time.
They decide to take the rest of their food "to-go" and pack up their items. They exit the hotel, the PI follows at a distance. They break into an all out sprint for the car, I don't know why. Carly is questioning Jenny as to why they're running towards the car. They hop in, and they're talking again. They both seem relaxed, no tension. We don't know why Jenny started sprinting towards the car.
(2:08pm) 1/17/2015: They've hit the road. PI is once again tailing their car. They're heading towards residential area, not many businesses or large buildings.
(2:12pm) 1/17/2015: Holy shit these U-turns. It's like they're trying to shake someone off their tail. They're on their way back to the hotel it seems. There is no way in hell they know about the PI, he's extremely far away. This isn't like the movies where the PI is a few cars down, the PI is at least a hundred feet away. Puzzling.
(2:15pm) 1/17/2015: Carly got dropped off at the hotel. Jenny has driven away and is now en route to the resedential area again. Carly was seen waving at Jenny as she drove away. Carly had a hotel key card as she entered the lobby, so she probably has a place to stay. Jenny handed Carly the hotel key card as Carly left the car. They must've already had a room key or got one before the PI could tail them in since he had to wait a small period of time to not look suspicious.
(2:22pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny met up at the front of a flathouse in a residential area and kissed a guy before she entered. It's Zack. Cheating confirmed. Carly seems to be clueless about the situation. PI snapped a shot of it, this is about enough evidence. PI might call it off for the day now.
(2:24pm) 1/17/2015: They're definitely unaware of the Reddit post. Jenny was careless as she entered the house, didn't try to hurry or anything. What a joke. I don't know why I had my hopes up that nothing was going on. I'm sad now.
(2:27pm) 1/17/2015: I'm really sorry for the abrupt update above. She dropped Carly off at the hotel, rushed back to the residential area and entered the house she showed Carly and kissed Zack. She didn't try to cover her tracks, no zig zags, nothing. I expected a build up of some sorts, not a quick confirmation like this...
(2:31pm) 1/17/2015: FUCK. Carly texted my brother about Jenny. So my brother knows, Carly knows, I know. They didn't know I knew, so my brother just told me (text). I need them both to shut up about this and I need to act surprised when one of them call me. In the last 15 minutes everything has come crashing through the roof.
IF JENNY FINDS OUT I KNOW, THIS IS WHOLE EVIDENCE COLLECTING THING IS RUINED. I need a way to tell them to shut up without giving away what I'm doing. Advice guys pls I'm counting on you all.
Ok, to sum it up:
Carly thought they were going on a girls weekend. I don't know what was going on in the Starbucks, maybe Carly wanted a drink or something. I don't know who talked to Carly. They made some weird turns most likely out of suspicion I was following. They grabbed a bite at the hotel. Jenny sprinted to the car because she was excited or they were messing around. Jenny showed Carly where she'd be for safety in case Jenny never replied again, then she dropped of Carly at the hotel room they're sharing. Jenny then went back to the flat and met up with Zack. They are inside. PI doesn't know what to do next. Stakeout, or go to the hotel, or call it off for the day. This is what I think happened.
The case is ruined if Jenny finds out because I'll ruin my oppurtunity to get even more evidence. I'll be stuck with the video of her entering and the quick entering kiss. I want more. I have this PI guy scheduled till Monday, might as well use it up.
(2:41) 1/17/2015: My head is spinning. This is too much information for 30 minutes. I can't deal.
Carly texted my brother Jenny is cheating. My brother texted me. I cannot have them tell Jenny I know because it'll ruin my opportunity to collect even more evidence to truly cement my case. I'm not sure if a quick kiss and entering a house will suffice the infidelity clause. She might be able to play it off as a friendly greeting. The PI is scheduled till Monday, so I've got more time to collect evidence if my bro and Carly keep their mouths shut.
(2:54) 1/17/2015: Welp, I'm gonna eat lunch. I'll be reading replies while I eat but I won't be typing. The PI is staking out Jenny and Zack's place. There will still be juicy updates if they leave the house I'm thinking so stay tuned I guess. I'm at a loss for words. The pleasure of our love lasted a few years, the pain that came of this will last a lifetime. I'll post some more updates in 10-15 mins.
(3:10pm) 1/17/2015: Ok, I cooled off while eating lunch, I'm not as hyped up as I was before. The PI has texted me that there is movement in the house. He's just sitting there staking out. Carly is not to be trusted, she doesn't need to know about the evidence. I told my brother to please not talk about the issue and tell Carly not to speak about it as I want time to think about my options. I feel much better now. I still don't know why they went to Starbucks or the guy who the guys it that talked to Carly at Starbucks. It definitely isn't Zack.
(3:14pm) 1/17/2015: I can't speak to the lawyer about how much proof I need because he closed up at 2pm. We have an appointment Monday at 7am. Also, Zack and Jenny are on the front porch, seemingly getting ready to leave the house.
(3:18pm) 1/17/2015: My doorbell was rung, it was someone asking if I was ready to upgrade my cable service. This probably isn't related to anything going on, I'm not gonna get too paranoid. It happens fairly often around here, door-to-door advertising.
Guys calm down about the cable guy. He had a nametag, official car with a big ladder and everything.
(3:27pm) 1/17/2015: Zack and Jenny are relaxing on the front porch, just talking and holding hands. My PI is super far away, they can't see him but he can see them.
(3:38pm) 1/17/2015: Zack and Jenny left Zack's house. PI is tailing them. sigh More suspense for us.
(3:42pm) 1/17/2015: Zack and Jenny are heading towards the Starbucks shopping center. Don't know why, I'm guessing they already ate.
(3:48pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny and Zack are sitting in the car parked in the shopping center. Just like Carly and Jenny were doing earlier, they're just talking.
(3:51pm) 1/17/2015: Remember the guy that met up with Carly in Starbucks? He just got into the car that Zack and Jenny are in. They're all sitting together discussing something. Things are heating up again. I'll post proof later on I'm trying to follow the situation now. It's escalating quickly just like earlier.
(3:55pm) 1/17/2015: They've pulled out of the shopping center, PI is tailing.
(4:04pm) 1/17/2015: They have arrived at the hotel. Zack, Jenny, and stranger are heading into the hotel, Carly is inside the hotel somewhere. The stranger is probably the person Carly is having an affair with i'm guessing. If the stranger was a hitman, I'd think he'd be a bit taller or muscular. He looks like an average guy, although he's fairly short. Not sure how the PI can go about following without looking suspicious.
(4:11pm) 1/17/2015: My PI followed them into the lobby, Jenny picked up a room key and all 3 of them headed for the elevator. We're essentially blind right now, we don't know what's going on in the hotel room(s). PI want's to know if he should stakeout the hotel or if we should call it a day? It seems like they'll spend the rest of the day in the hotel and they'll also sleep together there.
I think Carly was trying to portray Jenny as the only person who was cheating, that's why she texted my bro right away. I think now if Jenny rats out Carly, Carly will deny it and say Jenny is just saying that because she was caught cheating. Once again, my head is spinning.
(4:16pm) 1/17/2015: Okay, so essentially all four of them are inside the hotel doing something, most likely having sex. The thought of my wife having sex with another man makes me want to puke, but I'm coping. There is no way for my PI to get upstairs in the hotel or to find out what's going on in there. He'll stake out the hotel for a few more hours before heading home.
(4:28pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny just texted me that Carly is cheating.................. I actually don't know where to go from here.
(4:41pm) 1/17/2015: Still not sure what I should reply to Jenny. What should I say? My life is being destroyed here :/
I can't stress how thankful I am for all 1000+ of you people giving me helpful advice. Thank you for all the touching PMs. Even the people who are calling this fake and bs, thanks for being here. It means a lot to me during this rough time. Reddit is great. I'll continue to update when I get more info.
(4:48pm) 1/17/2015: I'm still thinking about what I should say to her, although all most likely ignore it. I don't want to say something I'll regret and mess up this whole thing.
(5:00pm) 1/17/2015: Not much is going on now, they're still in the hotel. My PI is staking out for 1 more hour till he has to go. The updates will get slower and they might pick up in the evening if Jenny comes home or if I get more texts. They're supposed to be spending the night there but who knows. The update post I post on Monday/Tuesday will have all of the "juicy" details, so check my profile then to see how it all goes down. Once again, I'll link it here on this post. Thanks for the help today guys, it means a lot to me. Nothing is really going on now, updates will be going up at a slower rate, they might pick up tonight. Other than that, make sure you read Monday/Tuesday's post. It'll have everything that went down from Thurs-Mon.
(5:34pm) 1/17/2015: Thank you all for the wonderful PMs, they're great. PI #1 is leaving soon, PI #2 will be doing an evening stakeout until 11pm. R.I.P my inbox haha. They're still in the hotel btw, food is in there too so I'm guessing they'll be in there the rest of the day.
It seems like Jenny convinced Carly to go with her to Zack's house to show her the location just in case something happened to Jenny. Carly would be her guard so to speak. Then Jenny brought Zack and the other guy to the hotel and Carly got cold feet (didn't want to cheat on her husband) so Jenny is stabbing her in the back. I'm not sure, I'll find out what happened in the next few days. That's the only reason I can think of as to why they'd turn on each other.
(6:36pm) 1/17/2015: I'm posting screenshots of the texts for proof in a bit. PI #2 is on the scene and they haven't left the hotel. Things will surely get much more interesting tomorrow. A few things went down, those will be covered in my update post on Mon/Tues. It's pretty crazy. This sucks a lot. Again, thanks for the support!
(9:35pm) 1/17/2015: So I fell asleep, woke up to eat some dinner, and I'm on here again. This was a really boring day, other than the dreaded breakfast I had zero human to human contact (other than the cable guy for a second). I'm fast forwarding through the stakeout footage now and going through the few updates I received. The proof is coming, calm down with that. I'd rather be paying attention to this situation unfolding than worrying about a few people not believing me. When I do post proof (tomorrow morning or tonight) it will be heavily blurred out so nobody will recognize me.
It's just starting to hit me that my life is starting to fall apart around me. It's neat some of you are getting enjoyment out of this, but I'd do anything to go back in time and avoid this whole situation. Goes to show that money does not buy happiness, unless you have a partner and a family. I get some of you might be happy without a spouse and family, but I don't see how you could be. It's this alone feeling that hurts. My parents are dead, I only have one brother, and we both might get destroyed through this affair situation.
He's the last family member I have left and I hate to see us go through something like this together. I won't be the guy in his 50s alone at the bar with nobody to be with. I will move on from this and hopefully find a better partner. Idk, after I woke up it felt like someone had been sitting on my body for the past 3 hours. I hate to complain but this hurts like a bitch.
(9:42pm) 1/17/2015: I've got texts from Jenny and Carly. Jenny asked me "what are you doing" and "call me when you can". Carly said "I'm sorry about Jenny. I'm here if you want to talk about it." Fuck me for falling asleep like an idiot. I don't know what to reply, if anyone is on here this late and has some advice that'd be great.
(10:12pm) 1/17/2015: Jenny texted me again. She was getting spooked and I didn't want to handle her driving home, probably hammered, worried that I found out. I told her I was at the gym working out, met some friends there, and decided to hang out for a bit. I ended it with "what's up babe?". She hasn't replied yet. I've ignored Carly's text, I checked it in the notification bar so it doesn't have the "read" sign. Smart, eh?
There was no way I could continue to ignore Jenny, she started to text me repeatedly at 10 o'clock, probably worried. She would've done something drastic for sure. I would've liked to ignore her texts, but it wouldn't have turned out well. People do dumb things when they're panicked, sadly she isn't as level headed as I am.
(10:31pm) 1/17/2015: I called my brother and told him about what they texted me, parts of the investigation, etc. He will be here first thing tomorrow morning. I feel better now that he knows what's up and isn't in the dark. Jenny replied to me "Ok cool hun, I'm gonna go to bed, gn <3". I replied "Cool. I already miss you. Goodnight <3". This playing it cool stuff is tough.
I know it isn't uncommon for people's parents to be dead by the time you're 30, but I just wish my mom was here to comfort me. She was the best at that. If your parents are still alive and you're on good terms with them, don't treat them like shit, and definitely don't take them for granted. They won't be there forever. I didn't treat my mom poorly, I just wish she were here with me. Trying to hold back my tears as I reread everything I'm typing. Again, thank you all for the amazing PMs, I'm replying to as many as I can.
Everyone concerned about my safety (if she comes home with Carly, etc.), the PI will notify me if they leave the hotel. They probably won't as they are all most likely hammered, and Jenny told me goodnight.
(10:44pm) 1/17/2015: I'm getting offline at 11ish. Nothing new will unfold for the night for sure, the PI has decided to stake out until some time during the middle of the night (3-5 am). I'm trying to reply to as many comments as I can. Thank you all for the support!
(11:02pm) 1/17/2015: Just in case something goes down, I've armed all the alarms in the house. If any door or window opens/breaks, I will be alerted with a loud beeping alert. I have a go bag next to me if I need to bail quickly. I've got a pistol in the nightstand. Again, thank you all for the support, this is a ridiculous amount of people here supporting me, and I love it. It's helping me cope. The updates will continue tomorrow, PI #1 will take over again at 8am, I'll be up by around 9-10am, a little later if I can't fall asleep tonight. The pace should pick up once again tomorrow, and I'll also update you guys on the meeting with my brother in the morning.
Additionally, I won't be posting any proof, since anything I post will be an obvious giveaway if they come across this post. I've changed many details so they won't be able to connect the dots just through the posts, the proof will give it away, so I'm sorry if you don't believe me but I'm not posting any pictures. I'll reply to some posts through my phone as I lay in my bed. I love you all, goodnight.
This post won't be on the front page tomorrow, I also highly doubt it will be stickied. Boomark or save if you need to. Finally, goodnight!
(9:35am) 1/18/2015: Just woke up a while ago. Slept a bit longer than I expected. Freshened up quickly, etc. You know, I half expected this to all be a bad dream and Jenny to be sleeping right next to me when I woke up. Sadly, that isn't the case. This is the worst I've felt since my parent's and sister's deaths. My brother is coming over very soon, he texted me "morning dude, what time should I come over", I said half an hour.
PI updated me at 4:21am telling me that Jenny and Carly arrived at ground floor were sitting in the hotel lobby talking to each other. They were not up in their rooms. Carly was holding her head as if she was hung over. They returned back up to their room(s) at 4:56am. I still need to fast forward through the night footage. Now, I have to go make breakfast for me and my brother, I'll be back. Hope you all are doing well today!
(9:44am) 1/18/2015: Ok, some people are calling me fake for a few reasons. The reason I'm calling Zack's house a flathouse is because it is flat, one story.. I didn't move from the UK as a kid or anything. Flat = 1 story house. I don't know what kind of person some of you are picturing me as, but I'm not Zac Efron blowing millions everyday. If you saw me, you wouldn't know how much I make, since I don't spend much on unnecessary things like fancy clothes, $10000 watch, etc. Thank you all for the kind PMs, I'm trying to reply to as many as I can, but I'll be fairly busy in about 15 minutes.
(9:55am) 1/18/2015: My brother should be here in a few minutes, he's picking up breakfast for us. I'll post an update after we talk. it'll take a while. Hopefully later I get more info or a sighting of Jenny and Co. This will be one of the worst conversations I have in my life, and it's risky. If my brother freaks out, this whole situation could get fucked up, but if he's calm, even better. He'll be an ally.
Oh yeah, Jenny is due to come home sometime this afternoon/evening. Mixed feelings about it, still going over what I'm gonna tell her. Be back in a bit.
Also, don't hesitate to send me a PM or comment because you're afraid it'll get buried. I read everything in my inbox. I'm still reading and will probably continue to go through my inbox after the meeting. Nervous about this meeting, should suck.
(11:11) 1/18/2015: Welp, I've learned my brother is not very good in a crisis. When he arrived, we ate and I told him about the whole cheating situation and how I have video. I showed him a screenshot of Jenny kissing Zack and Carly talking to the stranger at Starbucks. I showed him them hung over at the hotel, the texts, etc. He started to freak out. I was afraid he was gonna burn my house down. It took me a good 10 minutes to get him under control. But, he was suprisingly amazingly calm afterwards. It was like he had a short breakdown then went back to his normal state.
We talked over options and decided that we would each act like we didn't know about our spouses cheating, like we were clueless. So I'll act like my brother and Carly never said anything about Jenny, and my brother will act like I haven't told him about Carly. It may or may not work, but we're doing this to keep our spouses under control. The last thing we'd want is our spouses to come home and have a simultaneous freak out trying to damage-control. During the meeting, the PI texted me that they had gone down for food and all four of them were sitting at a table outside a restaurant. Jenny clearly had on male sunglasses, on of the guys brought it with them for their hangover and probably lent it to her. Either way, it was clear they were all in pain from their hangovers, except for the stranger. He seemed completely normal. They had their meal, and went back up to the hotel room.
I'm not sure why they didn't use room service, maybe it's because it's so expensive. My brother and I watched them eating at the hotel. He just stared in horror, I guess realizing that his marriage was over. He cried his eyes out afterwards, I felt so bad for him. I made sure I wouldn't cry, I would not let my emotions get the best of me and cloud my decision making. As of now, they are back up in their hotel rooms, I expect them to leave the hotel in an hour pr two, not much to do there all day other than hang out and.....have sex.
Jenny texted my brother "hey" last night at 1:19am, that's it. He didn't reply to her. Carly has not texted him yet. My brother is still here, calm and collected, watching TV as I use my computer. He doesn't know about this Reddit post, not sure if I should tell him about it.
Now, me and my brother are waiting for them to make some moves, hopefully leave the hotel and show public displays of affection to cement our divorce cases. We still aren't 100% sure Carly cheated at all, no picture or video proof other than her talking to a guy at Starbucks. Just a few more pictures and videos and we can stop this madness and get on with our divorce cases. He's finding a lawyer tomorrow and will meet with one sometime this week. The mood in this house is so sad, I don't like it one bit. Might have to take a walk or something.
(12:28pm) 1/18/2015: Sorry for not posting in an hour, but nothing has unfolded yet. My brother is still here, grieving, and I'm waiting for them to make some moves. They're up and alert by now, we'll see what happens.\
(12:37pm) 1/18/2015: They've left the hotel. Carly, Jenny, Stranger (let's call him X), and Zack are in Jenny's car. PI will tail as soon as the pull out.
(12:45pm) 1/18/2015: They're heading towards a residential area filled with apartments. This is not the area where Zack lives. PI is having a hard time tailing since the area has quick left and right turns and he needs to stay a safe distance without letting them out of sight.
(12:50) 1/18/2015: This area is very close to the original shopping center. X must have walked to the shopping center from his house. X has been dropped off at his apartment, he briskly walked into the lobby. They have pulled away and are going somewhere else.
(12:56pm) 1/18/2015: They're in Zack's neighborhood. In the car it's Jenny driving, Carly, and Zack. There were no public displays of affection between X and Carly, so my brother doesn't have picture or video proof.
(1:05pm) 1/18/2015: Just my lucky day. Zack was dropped off at his flathouse and Jenny got out of the car followed him up the driveway. In plain sight, they passionately made out/kissed for 10-15 seconds, like a farewell kiss. Jenny then went back to the car and is driving again. That's enough proof for my case. I've got:
  • Nudes
  • Sexually suggestive texts
  • Sexual texts
  • Video and picture proof of them kissing and hanging out together.
Feels good that I now have more than enough proof. I'm devastated about what I've discovered. Hats off to the PI. Now me and my bro are watching where Carly and Jenny are going. It's just them in the car now. My brothers case is still a mystery, what is Carly up to?
(1:15pm) 1/18/2015: They're heading back to the original shopping center.
(1:20pm) 1/18/2015: They parked normally, and both of them are inside the Starbucks standing in line to order something. They're talking to each other in line. They literally just ate two hours ago, don't know why they are stopped here.
(1:24) 1/18/2015: They're sitting at a table with coffee talking. Probably discussing what they're going to tell me and my brother :/
(1:30pm) 1/18/2015: They're still sipping coffee and talking. They may be here for a bit.
(1:40pm) 1/18/2015: They're still drinking and talking. Since in my situation it is clear my spouse is cheating, my brother is helping me set up a few surveillance cameras with audio recording in the house. Thank you all for this advice, it will cement my case in the possibility she tries to say I did something to her (hit her, etc.) that I didn't actually do. He seems to have cheered up a bit since we don't have proof that Carly cheated at all, I mean, maybe Jenny had a threesome and Carly was just a witness? I'm not saying that's what happened, but it's always a possibility. We'll just have to listen to what they tell us when they get home.
Speaking of when they return, what should I do? Play dumb? I don't know how to react, I want to come out to her that I know about all this after my divorce lawyer meeting tomorrow, by then I'll have all my ducks in a row. I hope she doesn't come home and confess to me tonight, I'd rather wait 'till after my divorce lawyer meeting.
(1:49pm) 1/18/2015: Jenny texted me saying "Hey babe, you wanna watch a movie tonight? Your pick. " I don't know if this is related to any of this or if it's just to throw me off. Dunno what I should say. Carly texted my brother saying "sorry for being MIA. I missed you ;)"
There are only three security cameras we're putting up, and they're going to be hidden well. She won't be able to see them.
(1:56pm) 1/18/2015 Holy crap guys this is a throwaway account but thank you for the gold, makes it easy to view all the comments. Karma doesn't matter to me since it's a throwaway to all the people saying I'm making this up. If Jenny confesses to me, I'll act surprised and I'll only tell her about all this after I speak to my divorce lawyer tomorrow and he tells me what I should do. Thank you all for the advice. Now it's a race to setup and hide the cameras. They are on their phones at the coffee shop still.
About the cameras, we've been talking about installing security cameras for a while anyways, for safety measures. That will count as consent.
(2:05PM) 1/18/2015: They're still at the Starbucks, PI tells me Carly is nervously looking around again as if she's restless. These aren't official security cameras, just a few makeshift recording devices. I'd have to call a company to set up official cameras in and around my house, or It would take a few days as a DIY project.
(2:22pm) 1/18/2015: They've left the coffee shop. Both of them are in the car talking. So Zack and X are at home now, it's just Jenny and Carly in their "girls night out". Bastards. UPDATE POST HERE http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2suuxr/live_updates_tifu_by_reading_my_wifes_text/
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[–]IndianaClones 1710 points1711 points1712 points  (21 children)
(1:30pm) 1/17/2015: The PI is heading into the hotel to see what's up. I have to take a #2, so sorry, I'll update when I get back (10-15 mins).
I can not believe I am sitting in front of my laptop at 8PM local time intensely waiting for a guy who's taking a shit on the other side of the planet. Internet truly is amazing.
[–]MadlockFreak 140 points141 points142 points  (10 children)
Ohhhhhh. I thought there was a second private investigator. I was very confused.
[–]phroug2 31 points32 points33 points  (7 children)
there is, he's just talking about taking a #2 in this case.
[–]VonAether 185 points186 points187 points  (8 children)
I'm imagining Zack or X coming home, hopping on the computer, going to reddit, reading this, and going ".... fuck."
[–]zxczxcv121 17 points18 points19 points  (7 children)
I doubt it, this is on the 3rd page of TIFU subreddit, its nowhere near close to front page.
[–]VonAether 44 points45 points46 points  (4 children)
It's front page on /r/bestof.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 90 points91 points92 points  (3 children)
oh god no
[–]bodhisoma 19 points20 points21 points  (0 children)
I found it within a few dozen posts of the front page.
Be a mensch and sic the private investigators on Carly. If he can afford it, he can pay you back and if not, float him. Makes more sense than your brother scrambling to get his own because time is critical.
[–]MAY01337 5981 points5982 points5983 points  (161 children)
Should have sent Zack a dick pic.
[–]crayphor 190 points191 points192 points  (20 children)
Too many dicks would spoil the broth...
[–]_kermit_the_frog_ 1699 points1700 points1701 points  (86 children)
Ahaha, would spoil all the element of surprise in the divorce process but that'd fucking hilarious. Would pay to see Zacks reaction.
Have an upvote.
[–]superduperspam 1308 points1309 points1310 points  (40 children)
it would be really naughty, but if you posted Zack's phone number, we could send him a tsunami of dick pics
[–]Sh_doubleE_ran 412 points413 points414 points  (9 children)
Oddly satisfying considering your user name.
[–]PM_elegant_photos 28 points29 points30 points  (6 children)
Hell yeah, I'll participate!
[–]ballsack_man 31 points32 points33 points  (5 children)
I offer my sack.
[–]mada447 214 points215 points216 points  (11 children)
Im gay. I'll gladly post my number for this.
[–]Windows95Guru 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
be careful what you wish for
[–]Kami_of_Water 20 points21 points22 points  (0 children)
Yes, please.
[–]egus 399 points400 points401 points  (32 children)
Could send one from his phone this weekend and have the PI snap a pic of the reaction.
edit: the sisters telling on each other doesn't make sense. I want to believe OP, but that's a big ol' red flag.
edit 2: i get it, sisters by marriage. it still smells funny.
Edit3: this whole thing was fishy from the start but i recognized the karma train and played along. I'm just as bad as OP.
[–]AngeredByStatistics 313 points314 points315 points  (21 children)
Honestly, that would be an amazing feeling. Get his number, snap a dick pic with the caption "quit fucking my wife" watch everything implode.
Course I guess your marriage and life is falling apart around you so maybe not THAT amazing, but still.
[–]Sippay 342 points343 points344 points  (11 children)
Or call Zack explain everything that's happening. He might turn out to be a bro who doesn't know your wife is married and may decide to help you
You could meet up with him snap a nude picture of you both of you and send it to your wife. See her reaction.
[–]ShenaniganNinja 124 points125 points126 points  (7 children)
If he's sleeping with her in a hotel, he knows she's married.
[–]Krystalraev 12 points13 points14 points  (0 children)
Except that part about the 1-3am texts... We all know what's going on with that.
[–]Enderkai-kun 33 points34 points35 points  (5 children)
tbh sadly it will still go that route ... maybe less calm but hey ... go big or go home, yes?
[–]d0dgerrabbit 123 points124 points125 points  (3 children)
Zach's reaction
Erection
[–]InstAmateur 225 points226 points227 points  (5 children)
Photoshop his dick on Jenny's naked body. Surprise bitch.
[–]pjmcflur 144 points145 points146 points  (5 children)
When I caught her cheating I sent a pic of my hairy, hanging, wrinkly and large balls. The dumb ass texted back asking why she sent a picture of balls. Then I sent a pic of me holding my middle finger up and smiling. He didn't text back.
[–]therealdrew 73 points74 points75 points  (3 children)
i was at a friends house one time with like 20 some people I work with (not really a party, but close enough), and this one girl kept on getting happy birthday texts from her ex boyfriend. So one of my coworkers suggested that every guy there should send this dude dick pics.... We did. He ended up getting half a dozen dick pics with the caption "happy birthday to me"
[–]AtticusWolfstein 1015 points1016 points1017 points  (31 children)
1) "Also, we have given each other our passwords to our phones and personal emails."
2) "I have screenshotted the texts and emailed them to myself."
Because of #2, change #1.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 821 points822 points823 points  (27 children)
Passwords changed
[–]Silent_Killah 461 points462 points463 points  (18 children)
As a matter of fact, since she knows your email address... create a new one. Send to that one just in case. For back up.
[–]flaming_douchebag 213 points214 points215 points  (15 children)
And be sure to delete the sent emails/texts and screenshots from her phone.
[–]spinkman 388 points389 points390 points  (14 children)
Do this in airplane mode so it doesn't sync with any cloud based photo syncing apps. like dropbox or google+
heck do all snooping in airplane mode so people can't see they're online or receive new messages while you're collecting evidence
[–]NefertumLoL 331 points332 points333 points  (11 children)
Holy shit you guys are experts.
[–]maffyUK 760 points761 points762 points  (8 children)
This is reddit my boy. Concealing the stalking of attractive women is what we do.
EDIT: Many thanks for the gold!
[–]social_libertarian 72 points73 points74 points  (7 children)
I wish I had gold to give you. This touched my heart. My cold dead sociopathic heart
[–]maffyUK 39 points40 points41 points  (6 children)
I'm glad that shriveled lump of darkness you call an organ was touched. I'm glad my words have resonated with someone, somewhere.
[–]WiscoCheeses 70 points71 points72 points  (2 children)
Don't forget to change the security questions also
[–]Silent_Killah 44 points45 points46 points  (1 child)
As a matter of fact, since she knows your email address... create a new one. Send to that one just in case. For back up.
[–]downvotemeufags 2547 points2548 points2549 points  (140 children)
DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER AGAIN.
It can be seen as reconciliation.
But seriously, speak with a lawyer and get some options, the best option is never seeing that bitch again.
[–]Bonanza86 504 points505 points506 points  (18 children)
Document everything.
EVERYTHING
[–]Johnny5Liveson 353 points354 points355 points  (14 children)
Yes, my wife is a divorce lawyer she loves it when her clients have all this information to hand over
[–]Short_Bus_ 579 points580 points581 points  (1 child)
You must walk a fine line there brother.
[–]PM_ME_BOOTYSHOTS 361 points362 points363 points  (10 children)
Marries a Divorce lawyer.
Its a bold move Cotton, lets see how it plays out for him.
[–]xkrysis 57 points58 points59 points  (8 children)
I have a friend who married his divorce lawyer ( after getting divorced).
[–]franksayshi 475 points476 points477 points  (4 children)
This. And get tested asap.
[–]Powpeds 414 points415 points416 points  (9 children)
I wonder if she made all those U-turns to put more miles on the car to make it look like she drove farther.
[–]ace-eight 163 points164 points165 points  (1 child)
This might sound so insincere but I mean it when I say... shiiit you're smart. I was wracking my head about that.
[–]Chenkinstien 818 points819 points820 points  (26 children)
I swear if there's a tree fiddy at the end im gonna lose it.
[–]Zenabel 287 points288 points289 points  (9 children)
I will literally quit Reddit if this is a tree fiddy post
[–]leash1991 87 points88 points89 points  (1 child)
I'm thoughts exactly. Those posts are funny if I read something excessively long (3 minutes) but if I dedicate two days to something I'm fucking done with redditforlikeoneday
[–]Gingerslayr7 131 points132 points133 points  (2 children)
It was at this point I realised that my wife of 8 years wasn't actually a woman but was instead about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era!
[–]Drambuie 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
I was waiting for the post at 3:50pm.
[–]BEASTxSKILLS 873 points874 points875 points  (17 children)
You should talk to your brother. It is possible that the sister-in-law Carly is in on it, and she may be cheating on your brother too. The out of town get-away might be a cover for both of them to cheat. Also lawyer up and kick her out/move out and move on.
[–]defiantleek 175 points176 points177 points  (2 children)
This exactly, if she is in on it then she is condoning it and more likely to also be doing it IMO.
[–]2BigBottlesOfWater 115 points116 points117 points  (1 child)
Get the PI to do his work first. If he see's Carly too, then tell your brother. Don't just say it - what if that is not the case.
[–]TheAngrywhiteguy 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
Telling him that you suspect she knows about your wife's infidelity and is enabling it isn't the same as saying they're both unfaithful mind you.
[–]terribly_uncreative 37 points38 points39 points  (5 children)
Maybe Zack has a brother and they are into brothers. Either way fuck Zack.
[–]shrodes 91 points92 points93 points  (0 children)
But then OP would be cheating on his wife.
[–]Thatonesplicer 516 points517 points518 points  (14 children)
Also once all is said and done and your ready to legally kick her out of the house you should walk in all happy and upbeat maybe dance with her and just be in a good mood and when she asks why BAM drop the divorce papers on her and tell her to move in with zack and then drop the mic.
Also buy a mic.
[–]PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC 323 points324 points325 points  (8 children)
Walk in like "BABE I WON THR LOTTERY! PACK YOUR BAGS :D"
She's like ":D should I pack for the beach or snow?"
Then be like "I don't give a shit just get the fuck out :D"
[–]Im_A_Nidiot 42 points43 points44 points  (0 children)
Also buy a :D mask.
[–]RLJoey 120 points121 points122 points  (2 children)
Get the insurance on the mic, too.
[–]Gadamit 359 points360 points361 points  (18 children)
Could someone tell me again why /r/relationships would tell him to post it on this sub, essentially making the OP say he's the one that fucked up...? In a long-lasting relationship such as this, the only person who fucked up was his wife...
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 311 points312 points313 points  (11 children)
It's a fresh set of opinions because r/relationships tends to be more conservative.
[–]CelestialRose 87 points88 points89 points  (5 children)
You can also post in /r/offmychest if you need support, etc.
[–]chearz 1287 points1288 points1289 points  (41 children)
Your wife will beg and plead to stay with you when this all comes out. She'll be hysterical. You are attracted to her and still love her and might be tempted. Do not do it! Please. This story made me physically ill and triggered lots of memories. I have been in her situation and the 2 years that was spent trying to fix the marriage was a complete waste of time for my ex because I needed mental help. There's nothing you can do for her by staying with her. Once this all comes out you need to maintain NO CONTACT with her. It'll be best for the both of you in the long run. It sounds like you're doing all the right things and hopefully your ex wife will eventually get the help she needs. It took me 5 years and I just went through the intensive councelling last year and still don't feel ready to be in a relationship. For you if you maintain no contact it's just a matter of getting over the pain and you'll find your life will get back on track just fine. I honestly from the bottom of my heart am sending you so many positive vibes and the strength to walk away without looking back.
[–]JynxasaurusRex 343 points344 points345 points  (7 children)
Upvote for your honesty. Generally the only people willing to share a similar experience are the ones on the victim side, same side of the coin as OP. Your advice coming from the other side of the spectrum should be well heeded. It takes courage to not only admit when we were not the upstanding person but to use that to try and help another.
[–]NTorASPIE 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
Interesting. This was really cool of you to be so honest and give OP experience advice from the other side. Looks like you've been really working on yourself and good for you. I wish you the best, you have it in there to become a better person and the inner strength for a happy healthy relationship. Just believe in yourself now, not in your past. Keep on!
[–]morgajel 416 points417 points418 points  (20 children)
Not sure if it's been recommended yet, but learn to love incognito mode in your browser- when checking your new email address or looking up lawyers, do it in a private browsing session so there is no trail.
The irony was if she was this careful, you'd never have found out.
[–]BillHardDrive 198 points199 points200 points  (3 children)
Cheaters usually start out as master spies but then their performance degrades as they think they are getting away with it.
[–]JuvenileEloquent 98 points99 points100 points  (2 children)
Can confirm, extremely careful at the beginning and then almost face-palm-worthy by the time they get caught. Once they start feeling like the cheated-on person is inferior because they don't even know about it, they get arrogant and careless.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 294 points295 points296 points  (13 children)
Yeah, I'm using incognito right now
[–]Gambles 228 points229 points230 points  (9 children)
What if the PI is looking through the wrong end of his camera equipment, and he's actually 3 feet away?
[–]_kermit_the_frog_ 794 points795 points796 points  (112 children)
Making 200k a year, with a long penis, and a prenup deal, with proofs of her cheating, wtf are you waiting for!? ;))
I feel very sorry for you but I'm pretty sure you'll be fine. Better than you were!
[–]IAmTheSpongiest 561 points562 points563 points  (9 children)
Six words: I'm not gay, but I'll try.
[–]apersonwhotalks 153 points154 points155 points  (95 children)
I make ~200k/year and am decently good looking, but super awk. I haven't found a date since college :(
[–]Ken_M_Imposter 250 points251 points252 points  (78 children)
For 200k a year I would cut off my own penis. I still haven't the slightest clue how people can make that kind of money. College fucking scammed me.
[–]bigboij 182 points183 points184 points  (4 children)
start watching saved by the bell reruns around her, and keep commenting on everything zack does.... zack you so crazy
[–]NeutralWeezy 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
This is great, but I bet he was careful and changed the guy's name.
[–]xgoredeathx 87 points88 points89 points  (9 children)
Is anyone else imagining the PI as Mike Ehrmantraut? Makes the already good story even better
[–]lilames 139 points140 points141 points  (9 children)
When I found out my exhusband was cheating on me, I found out thru a hair pin in the bed which obviously wasn't mine, then I instinctively went thru his phone(while he was piss drunk) to see who he was cheating on me with. I found all the texts from the girl he was cheating on me with and I confronted him and said I had proof he was, still drunk he replies "I KNOW YOU'RE LYING BECAUSE I DELETED ALL THOSE TEXTS!"
[–]yellowtag 50 points51 points52 points  (0 children)
He sounds like quite the catch
[–]gravitygotmynutsack 123 points124 points125 points  (2 children)
The biggest mistake he can make is to leave the home. NO GOOD divorce attorney would recommend that he leave without a court order to do so.
Be sure YOU file first! Be prepared for her to turn into someone you don't recognize. Stick to your guns and you will come out OK.
When it comes to divorce the hardest thing to do is remove your emotions. Remember your Attorney is a VERY EXPENSIVE counselor. If you need help with that aspect, go see a family counselor, there is no shame in that.
[–]SonoDio860 648 points649 points650 points  (60 children)
This whole post is complete bullshit.. Good job OP!
[–]Vadhakara 292 points293 points294 points  (26 children)
It is illegal to move her out in most jurisdictions for some arbitrary time periods.
[–]evildonald 141 points142 points143 points  (5 children)
His divorce lawyer will know... OP take advice from them only. Not internet lawyers.
[–]jux74p0se 155 points156 points157 points  (18 children)
upvote not because I think the law is right but the poster is correct.
[–]Vadhakara 71 points72 points73 points  (0 children)
The law is mostly there to protect tennants from shitty landlords, but I agree with the spirit of your upvote. Thanks, comrade.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 195 points196 points197 points  (7 children)
PI hired
[–]elementalychallenged 92 points93 points94 points  (8 children)
Cable guy is a hitman. Op is kill.
[–]YeahILiftBro 32 points33 points34 points  (0 children)
Okay team, I'm at Starbucks right now. Will update if I see anything fishy. So far it seems like I'm at the wrong one, just dudes sitting in circles talking about football.
[–]The_Ruke 59 points60 points61 points  (2 children)
Did you want to...upgrade your cable?
raunchy music plays faintly
[–]NWH60 30 points31 points32 points  (1 child)
This is like a choose your own adventure for reddit.
I chose stakeout the hotel for gangbang evidence. Who's with me?
[–]SonoDio860 246 points247 points248 points  (15 children)
(2:15pm) 1/17/2015: They just started shooting at the PI! Jenny has an Uzi, I don't know where she could have gotten it. They are swerving in and out of oncoming traffic. Jenny just popped out of the sun roof and fired off a couple rounds!! I think the PI is hit oh no!
[–]SonoDio860 151 points152 points153 points  (12 children)
(2:25pm) 1/17/2015: The PI stuffed a tampon in his wound and got back on their tail. They just pulled into a condominium complex.. this must be where Zack lives. Her car pulled into a driveway and she honked the horn twice and now she is just sitting there texting. The PI gets on the radio and yells, "I NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW!!!"
[–]omgitskratos 14 points15 points16 points  (2 children)
Fake. They couldn't shoot the PI because he's always so fucking far away.
[–]Wowmuchrya 94 points95 points96 points  (13 children)
You know what you could do just to see the horror in her eyes when she realizes you know?
Read off text messages he sent to her randomly as responses during the day. Then you can end it.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 176 points177 points178 points  (11 children)
Read off text messages he sent to her randomly as responses during the day
I might work it into a sentence so she doesn't know 100% that I found out. I want to see the look in her eyes. But I'll do this after I get the results of the PI investigation.
[–]TheLiminalGiant 62 points63 points64 points  (1 child)
You'd be a hero in my books if you could pull this off
[–]pacsdetective 163 points164 points165 points  (16 children)
Hmmm. How did Carly text your brother? I thought her phone was ruined...
[–]tokeaphatty 94 points95 points96 points  (1 child)
she obviously got a new phone at starbucks for the fuck fest.
[–]Not_to_bothered 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
He did comment somewhere that Carly picked up a replacement from AT&T but still.. Meh
[–]elcucuey 85 points86 points87 points  (1 child)
You have already stated that your marriage is over so I am going to give you advice based on that. Don't let on that you know. Get a lawyer and find out what your best plan for action is.
[–]ShadowcatX2000 320 points321 points322 points  (18 children)
Visit all 3 divorce lawyers. That way she can't get any of them with shared funds.
[–]Sliff 247 points248 points249 points  (15 children)
I remember reading a cheating/divorce thread a while back where one of the ex spouses went around and visited all the lawyers in town so that their confidentiality couldn't be violated (or something like that, which is what I'm assuming you're talking about) and the other spouse couldn't use those lawyers.
The judge ended up ruling against the spouse that saw all the lawyers because it was obviously a dick move and against some good faith laws.
[–]De_Klopgeest 21 points22 points23 points  (7 children)
Can we have an update in the future of how it went?
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 53 points54 points55 points  (6 children)
I'm putting minor changes in the post and the big update with results to PI investigation will be put on r/relationships on Monday/Tuesday. I will post a link to the update on this post.
[–]curlycal 15 points16 points17 points  (1 child)
I think it's incredible just how composed you seem to be through all this. I would've flipped my shit.
[–]BennysDaddy 23 points24 points25 points  (1 child)
Just my lucky day.... they passionately made out/kissed for 10-15 seconds
Not what you would expect to be typing a week ago, but life happens fast i guess
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 34 points35 points36 points  (0 children)
thanks for the laugh
[–]xgoredeathx 77 points78 points79 points  (7 children)
Man OP, if you could just give us SOME kind of proof that this is actually happening. Like a screenshot of the monitor with the feed on it or ANYTHING creative that wont give yourself away, that would really make this more awesome than it already is.
As it is, I'm incredibly entertained, but if this is actually real, we're witnessing Reddit History....
[–]MisterBilly 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Seriously!!! This is so awesomely ridiculous that I need some proof. I want to believe without any doubts
[–]narwhals-assemble 87 points88 points89 points  (3 children)
I would be very reluctant to inform your brother until after your soon to be ex wife has been served with divorce papers. He may feel obligated to confront his wife and she could tip off yours.
[–]ichoosejif 70 points71 points72 points  (2 children)
Yep. Don't tell ANYONE ANYTHING. It's a legal case now, not a family discussion. Your brothers loyalties may lie with his wife if push comes to shove. Then you'll be betrayed by SO and family...that's harsh. Don't chance it.
[–]wordplayar 134 points135 points136 points  (1 child)
Except us redditors, keep us in the loop.
[–]Scholles 114 points115 points116 points  (1 child)
My prediction about the final update:
"I handed Jenny the divorce papers. I told her I have video proof of her cheating on me and that she won't get anything. She said 'I'll sign, but first I need something from you'. I asked what, and she replied: 'I need about tree fiddy'. It was about that time that I noticed my wife was about 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era."
[–]amandahugingkiss 55 points56 points57 points  (4 children)
They literally just ate two hours ago, don't know why they are stopped here.
bitches need starbucks 3 times a day i find.
[–]therearenone 117 points118 points119 points  (4 children)
(3:27pm) 1/17/2015: Zack and Jenny are relaxing on the front porch, just talking and holding hands. My PI is super far away, they can't see him but he can see them.
I guess I'll be the one to ask since we're all thinking it...
Is your porch bigger than his?
[–]Bopper123 60 points61 points62 points  (0 children)
Well he trims the bushes around his porch so it looks bigger.
[–]Juliet_Whiskey 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
It's normal to compare a rival mate's porch size
[–]load231 152 points153 points154 points  (10 children)
Dont care if its true or not, it's really entertaining
[–]Taintsacker 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
plot twist...OP makes that 200k/yr as a suspense writer and this isn't true - but he's a damn good writer
[–]WhatShouldIDoNoSleep 112 points113 points114 points  (1 child)
Tell Jenny how unbelievably terrible it is that Carly is cheating, and that she doesn't deserve love or forgiveness, that it's terrible, that you can't believe she'd do something like that etc. etc. Don't just make it a guilt trip, make it a guilt crash and fucking burn.
[–]Jonny_D85 162 points163 points164 points  (2 children)
Sorry to hear about this. My stomach aches just reading your story. Keep your head up. Revenge isn't the answer. Get a good Lawyer, confront her and move forward.
[–]neonchicken 65 points66 points67 points  (0 children)
Yeah. Get the lawyer to get revenge. ahem
[–]UndecidedMN 15 points16 points17 points  (3 children)
Do nothing and tell everyone in your family to shut up. Clear out all of your joint accounts. Go to the attorney on Monday and then clear everything out of your house when she goes to work that has any meaning to you or is expensive. Don't answer any of her calls on Monday when she gets home and finds everything missing. Serve her on Tuesday. Start new life.
[–]ChadleyCooper 16 points17 points18 points  (1 child)
But the real mystery is what the brother is going to bring for breakfast?
[–]tresequis 18 points19 points20 points  (1 child)
dude pick a movie dealing with infidelity just to fuck with her
[–]SwagNoodle[🍰] 16 points17 points18 points  (0 children)
AMA request: PI
[–]new_login_form_sucks 44 points45 points46 points  (4 children)
  • STD test
  • record all audio / video of the final meeting
  • get her out of the house (it's just in your name?) and change locks, call police
  • DO NOT leave your property
  • Use a ploy of reconciliation to have them leave (after making them admit to it on audio) and then change locks
  • Ensure your car / other non-shared property is safe.
  • File for divorce DO NOT TELL HER YOU ARE FILING FOR DIVORCE
  • Any issues, call police, restraining order, file complains.
  • DO NOT let her meet with you later, she would have thought things through and try and get you in a position to hold violence or rape charges over your head
[–]BrowncoatShiny 31 points32 points33 points  (2 children)
As someone who has been down this road, the best advice I can give you is to document and record everything. Forward all the texts and emails so that you have a copy, but be prepared to still contact the service provider for those things later on. Good job hiring a PI...hopefully he can get some photos. Secure anything that is important to you that she might steal or destroy. Get your finances locked down.
Legally, make the first move and file for a divorce. That puts you in the plaintiff chair. Hire the meanest, nastiest lawyer you can find, preferably a woman. Trust me on this...because I had to fire my first lawyer...it's far easier to tell a mean lawyer to reign it in that it is to tell a soft lawyer they should be doing more.
I feel your pain. There's nothing like loving someone to find out the hard way that they're cheating on you and still trying to get with you while sending dirty messages to someone else. It's disgusting and humiliating. You just want to crawl into a hole and die. But it isn't your fault, and you can't save the marriage. Don't even try to convince yourself of that. The saddest thing of all is the old saying is true: once a cheater, always a cheater. She'll just do it again if you try to stay together. Some people just strive on conflict, and it's not worth it. You'll never be able to forgive her anyway. Keep your head up.
[–]Megaman1981 28 points29 points30 points  (0 children)
Plot twist: they're all planning a surprise party for you in the hotel.
[–]bigskymind 14 points15 points16 points  (3 children)
I have a go bag next to me if I need to bail quickly. I've got a pistol in the nightstand.
What the fuck for? Jesus this is getting ridiculous.
[–]manhatingthrowaway 14 points15 points16 points  (0 children)
Pretty sure this is a viral ad for Starbucks.
[–]banesvoice 53 points54 points55 points  (8 children)
How did carly text your brother if her phone is broken?
[–]LastLivingSouls 150 points151 points152 points  (10 children)
OP, i want to believe your story, but the sudden "there won't be proof" stuff has me raising my eyebrows higher than Dateline NBC's own Keith Morrison.
You have posted a down-to-the-minute transcript, complete with location and movement details for the entire day. Not to mention indicating she is in cahoots with her sister in law. Are you trying to tell me that, if your wife were to run across this thread, she wouldn't realize that someone had accounted for the whereabouts of a specific person, with specific people for an entire day and that it matched her day EXACTLY. And further, that she wouldn't put two and two together (you listed your incomes for christ sake) and figure out its her? Only actual photos would do it?
I don't buy it. But either way, you're a good narrator.
[–]Jhonopolis 72 points73 points74 points  (2 children)
Dude OPs wife's real name isn't Jenny it's Penny, hes got it covered.
[–]Juliet_Whiskey 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
Ask Jenny for proof! Thus adding to your own evidence!
[–]GrammarSozialistiche 40 points41 points42 points  (1 child)
This is an erotic fanfiction between Carly Shay (Carly) and Jennette McCurdy (Jenny) from iCarly and Zack Martin (Zack) and Cody Martin (X) from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, isn't it?
Well done.
[–]the_bulls_hit 57 points58 points59 points  (4 children)
I'm afraid I'm calling BS on this one too.
Last night, Carly and the brother were sharing a cell because she toiletted hers. Remember that's how this all started. But tonight Carly has txted the brother? On what?
Also OP claimed to screenshot some of the "filthy" txts last night and email them to himself. How hard would it be to post some of those?
I'm out. Enjoy the tree fiddy if it every comes!
[–]peilthetraveler 11 points12 points13 points  (3 children)
Don't forget. Empty your joint accounts right now before you let her know you know about her cheating. I promise you that if you don't empty them, she will and you'll never see that money again.
[–]kullinokka 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
Shit, I'm refreshing this page like crazy. Weirdly addictive.
[–]newleaf15 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
Ignore the texts from both women. They don't deserve a reply. Instead, call your brother. Either tonight or tomorrow, give yourself an opportunity to explain everything to him. These two women played you together, it's your turn to turn the tables. Blood is thicker than water.
[–]azeemqwerty 10 points11 points12 points  (32 children)
If you don't mind me asking, roughly how much would a PI like this cost? Asking for future paranoia, not even married.
[–]michaeluuu 101 points102 points103 points  (59 children)
THANK THE HEAVENS I have never been married yet. But I have been cheated on multiple times by multiple women.
OP, I recommend not letting on that you know anything, pretend, act if you have to. Pretend that everything is fine and dandiddly. Speak to a lawyer, (smart on your end with the prenup) and let her in on your knowledge after you have already filed for divorce. And I personally wouldn't wait. You are definitely right that this cannot be saved, and I am sure there are plenty of attractive women out there that are willing to be faithful. Cheaters... the act in itself says a helluva lot of their character. Fuck em.
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 200 points201 points202 points  (54 children)
Being married is great. Unconditional emotional support, someone to have passionate sex with, a permanent best friend, etc.
It just sucks when you get hitched to the wrong person...
[–]Tiffniffer 58 points59 points60 points  (34 children)
Just be thankful you found out before kids and before you get old. You'll find someone hotter and more awesome with the knowledge you have now. Best wishes!
[–]MyLifeSuxNow[S] 103 points104 points105 points  (33 children)
After 8 years it stopped being about looks. Sure we stayed in shape and looked nice for each other, but that wasn't everything anymore. We just clicked, or so I thought. We were into the same inappropriate humor, that's what she said jokes all the time, both into football, both homebodies. It was great.
I don't know how this happened or what I did to cause this to happen.
[–]enkae7317 40 points41 points42 points  (0 children)
ook a moment to realize that this was the end of our marriage. All of our happy times, our foreign trips, and our romantic nights must have meant nothing to her. I put the phone down and went to the bathroom to freshen up while Jenny was still sleeping. I carry on with my day, make breakfast and wake her up. While she was sleeping, her phone went off 7 times (yes, I counted) and they were good morning texts from Zack and a confirmation to see if she was still visiting him this weekend. She went to the bathroom and I heard her phone vibrate loudly since it was placed on the bathroom countertop. I heard the sounds of typing, and the send button. This happened 3 times while she was in there. As she was coming out, I quickly w
Fuck man. This is my biggest fear. Everything all fine and dandy with your wife then BAM, you find out shes been cheating on you for years with some scumbag.
Sure you get into arguments with your wife (who doesn't?) and sometimes there are some bad. But marriage is about living with the ugly and the good sides of both of you. I can't believe she'd throw away all of that for some mid night booty call.
[–]michaeluuu 88 points89 points90 points  (24 children)
it's definitely not you, and it happened because she(deep down) is a person that finds it exciting to cheat. It turns her on. I have tons of experience with this. Hell, she might still care about you, love you even. But not enough to stop herself from seeking out her little thrill.
[–]JonnyZar 12 points13 points14 points  (1 child)
My 3 and a half year relationship just ended in part because she was cheating on me. It may not be as long as yours but I feel your pain friend. I wish you all the luck. I hope you're doing okay.
[–]windowtothesky 149 points150 points151 points  (35 children)
I realize I'm risking all the down votes here, but does no one else think this story is fake?
[–]allothernamestaken 10 points11 points12 points  (4 children)
I have a hard time believing that a PI is going to find the time to update his client minute-by-minute while conducting surveillance. I've never hired one, but it seems to me that he would be more inclined to report back at the end of the day.
[–]Ramsayreek 17 points18 points19 points  (1 child)
It's absolutely fake. This should be the top post. Boggles my mind how many people are falling for this. Regardless it is entertaining, but I really can't get over how many people are giving him advice and supportive words. I mean, if this was real do people really think he'd spend ALL this time updating reddit with every detail? There has even been real PI's that have begun posting saying that they never EVER update a client in real time, for many many reasons.
[–]the-ryanuk86 25 points26 points27 points  (0 children)
Get a private investigator to confirm it, gather all the evidence you can. Seek legal advice then follow the safest route for you.
Don't even tell her that you know until you know exactly what you are going to do.
Getting revenge is a temporary emotion at the end of the day and it may harm you with the seperation. Leaving the relationship with only a broken heart it better than leaving with nothing at all.
Good luck mate
[–]jimk2009steel 23 points24 points25 points  (2 children)
Keep us updated on the happenings. I am rooting for you.
[–]agurkies 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
Tell them to please don't let Jenny know they've told you. The reason is that you're still very in love with her, and although hurt, you are thinking of ways to make this work. Because of that, you want to collect your thoughts for a few days first before doing anything stupid you might regret later.
Thank them for letting you know and express how glad you are they've decided to let you know.
[–]RaginDagan 13 points14 points15 points  (0 children)
I'm calling it. at 3:50pm we'll get a very special update
[–]JehovahsNutsack 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
Weren't you and your brother supposed to get together with some friends to watch a game?
[–]xcureanddisease 255 points256 points257 points  (66 children)
Let me tell you all why this story is complete bullshit OR at the very least IMPOSSIBLE the way it went down. Here are the facts I screen shotted, that were written by OP himself: http://i.imgur.com/9CzSHru.png
  • 1) "EDIT::::: I stated here that there is no SENT sound on iMessage and I have gotten mixed responses on this. Some say yes some say no. So I am retracting point #1 since I am unclear at what the status is for certainty.
  • 2) "...Jenny changed her phone password..... " "I stole the phone so I could try and break into it. I went through a massive hassle to unlock her phone(tuts online, running custom temps in Cydia but I finally did it..." As someone who has been voiding warranties from every single piece of electronic device since the G1 and iPhone 1 to the iPhone 6s and Note 4. I have jailbroken, tweaked, hacked, cracked, bricked, fixed and moddified every single piece of relevant (mainstream) devices and I have YET to come across something that is able to crack a iPhone password through Cydia while it is still password locked. Furthermore you CANNOT jailbreak a device while it is locked it is IMPOSSIBLE.
HOWEVER lets just say that somehow you are some uber software developer that the world hasn't yet heard of and you hacked your way through that phone faster than ZeroCool hacked his way through Ellingson Mineral Company, lets just say SOMEHOW you achieved LITERALLY THE IMPOSSIBLE but lets just HYPOTHETICALLY say you did.... Lets move on to #3
I want to call this next segment NAIL IN THE COFFIN
  • 3) "I've erased all trace of me breaking into her phone" How exactly did you achieve this? Did you crack her password then somehow figured out the password and re-enabled it? Because unless you somehow retreived her password, she would have known you cracked it due to you not being able to reinstate her INITIAL password. Unless of course you knew her password before hand in which case you could have skipped "BREAKING INTO IT THROUGH VARIOUS TUTORIALS AND CYDIA"
This story is complete bullshit. Or at least a chunk of it.
To OP: So you say you wont post any screenshots of anything due to privacy. I agree. That is totally okay. I agree with that 100% even though I do want proof. But I figured out ANOTHER way you can prove this story to be true: Give me a link to the tutorials or "Custom Temps" in Cydia you used to bypass the iPhone password while its locked. Show this to us and I will worship the ground you walk on. Hell ill even throw in one of my iPads I have sitting here. Its still in its box. iPad 3 retina. Yours for free delivered to any address you tell me to ship it to.
[–]erikalovesyou 36 points37 points38 points  (3 children)
My iPhone 6 phone makes noises when I send my messages to someone else. It's like a little uppity whistle sound. I love it.
[–]b1shopx 13 points14 points15 points  (1 child)
Considering that OP mentions in his most recent update in Part 3 that Jenny "threw her phone" and the "battery flew out", I'd say that is the icing on the cake that proves this whole thing to be fake.
[–]dat_shermstick 25 points26 points27 points  (5 children)
1) "..heard her phone vibrate loudly since it was placed on the bathroom countertop. I heard the sounds of typing and the send button..." First off iPhones do not make sound while SENDING a message whether your phone is on silent or its on loud. Furthermore they do not make texting sounds while typing if the phone is on vibrate. NOW lets just say to give him the benefit of the doubt, he tweaked his wifes phone out and enabled a SEND sound somehow and lets just say the phone wasn't on vibrate and he really meant he could hear the vibration on the countertop AND incoming sound, lets move on to #2
The iPhone does make a sound when sending texts if the volume is on, and it can also be set to vibrate while having the sound on. Mine is set to do all these things, and it's bone-stock. I can't believe you work with phones and you don't know this. This story is BS, but not for this reason.
[–]LunarAlias17 12 points13 points14 points  (5 children)
IT guy here! I also don't know a single software program out there that could crack an iphone password (and assumingly reveal said password), especially not within a single night.
The OP did state he changed some facts around for less risk of being discovered. Perhaps this was one of them?
[–]Super_Saiyan_Carl 51 points52 points53 points  (2 children)
Swear to God, OP, if this ends in someone asking for tree fiddy I'm gonna choke a bitch.
[–]indrid_cold 22 points23 points24 points  (7 children)
Very similar thing happened to me four months ago. It's devastating. You will take a long time to recover, longer than you think. Seems like you are getting good advice here but I want to add my two cents.
Do not try to discuss the matter with her, she will only use it as an opportunity to manipulate you. She will deny, then cry, then rage and blame you for everything. She will twist the knife and spit venom and you will watch the love of your life transform into a hideous, vicious prehistoric reptile.
Do not tell her how you know, do not show her the evidence, keep her as ignorant as possible. This will drive her crazy, not knowing details. Plus what you did may be illegal. Because it's over, there is nothing more to be said. Stay cold, if you must tell her something write her a letter, a letter can't be argued with, can't be interrupted, can't be distracted and derailed. Do not use common insults like whore or slut, it only makes you look abusive and gives her justification. Instead take the high road, be articulate, it is more devastating in the long run. Do not lower yourself do not give her anything that can be used against you. Don't wast time thinking about going after this guy, you don't want to go to jail over this. He probably doesn't really want her and she will end up alone and miserable.
Cut her off completely and never speak to her again. If possible move out suddenly and let her come home to an empty house with just a letter waiting for her.
Best of luck, dude. I feel for you, I absolutely understand how much this sucks. You will survive this. I found talking to friends was the best medicine and you will find acquaintances that become good friends through your struggle. I couldn't believe the amount of support I found coming from people I hardly knew, that I now call best friends. Other guys will share thir stories with you and it will help. Stay strong and stay classy.
[–]Dirtybiscuits 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Do not say a word to her. Let the divorce papers do the speaking. Kick her the fuck out when she gets served. Let Zach take care of her now. So sorry this happened to you brother, chin up!
[–]_-D-_ 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
I'm at the edge of my seat for this roller coaster ride.
[–]StrategicBlenderBall 12 points13 points14 points  (2 children)
I'm reading this and I actually feel like shit. I feel like I'm you and it's horrible. I hope you find happiness once this all over man.
[–]KirriLidian 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
God its like a book I don't want to put down. I'm so so sorry you're going through this I truly am, but this is adictive.
[–]FluxJunior 11 points12 points13 points  (0 children)
Reading this was better than a lot of movies
[–]Mackademy 9 points10 points11 points  (5 children)
One thing I've learned in life is to never date anyone named Jenny.
[–]bruticusmaximus1 21 points22 points23 points  (0 children)
If she wants you to pick a movie .... pick Gone Girl.
[–]ncj831 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
I'm not sure if anyone has said this already, but please make sure to go to your doctor and get tested for STI's/STD's. Better safe than sorry. :( Best of luck to you.
[–]whosyodaddy328 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
I have never been cheated on, but I have seen some advice on similar cheating-related threads. When your wife comes home and the climax of this situation happens, she will say she's sorry. She isn't sorry for what she has done. She is sorry for getting caught. Remember, you did nothing wrong here. It is her loss. Hope everything works out for you buddy.
[–]suckit_andsee 9 points10 points11 points  (1 child)
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what Jenny you're gonna get
[–]Jazzbee 10 points11 points12 points  (1 child)
Hey babe, you wanna watch a move tonight? Your pick.
Yeah babe! I'd love to watch a move. You move. All of your stuff. Out of my house right now.
Thanks.
[–]CurbYourEnt 9 points10 points11 points  (0 children)
"Karma doesn't matter to me since it's a throwaway to all the people saying I'm making this up."
Yea you wouldn't be making this up for karma if you made it up. You would be making it up because its fun to get attention and to have thousands of people read every word you type and long to find out how the whole thing evolves.
Only a real sicko would do such a thing though. I think many people reading this dont know what to believe. Im still leaning towards this being made up bigtime until you show us some concrete stuff that makes me believe otherwise :<
Edit: If it's real though (which it most likely is not), I wish you all the best OP!
[–]shunt909 40 points41 points42 points  (4 children)
Before everything goes kaboom, get one last big laundry day out of her.
[–]drunkenstarcraft 17 points18 points19 points  (6 children)
Man, just reading this elicited some of the same emotions I felt when I went through almost the exact same thing a few years ago. For me, it was Skype and Facebook; I found out one early morning when I opened the laptop I bought for her to check my Facebook. I had bought her the same laptop that I had and didn't realize it was hers.
It took me a while to realize the implications of it all. I couldn't comprehend it and spent the next few hours dry heaving and sweating.
I think you're doing the right thing by divorcing her. I suppose the PI will be good for evidence in your divorce proceedings. See, I made the mistake of trying to put it back together, not realizing that the relationship was over right then and it took me a few months to understand that my mistrust made us fundamentally incompatible in the future.
I can't speak too much to what's going to happen during your divorce proceedings (she filed no contest, we split our stuff, and went separate ways, I'm grateful that she didn't fight me).
What I can tell you is that the next few months are not going to be fun. You've gone through a very real trauma and I would possibly compare what you're going to feel to a mild form of PTSD; you'll be constantly nervous, feel a general mistrust that's not targeted toward anything or anyone, but just in general, and you will potentially have nightmares. You won't be able to stop thinking about it.
It's been 4 years for me, and I still feel it sometimes, but I learned a lot from the experience. I believe that my self-respect, though scarred and broken by the experience, healed into something stronger. Years later, after much thought and introspection, I began to understand why she did it. I still place the blame solely on her and don't excuse her for it, but I do understand and I learned a lot from it. I feel like I was given a really pretty car with an engine that blew up in my face, and while it wasn't my fault that the engine blew up, I now know a lot more about engines and can turn a wrench on them.
It does get better, as all things do. I know this sounds impossible, but try not to dwell on it. With the exception of gathering evidence, I would suggest not seeking out any further details, talking to her about it, or even talking to anyone about infidelity in general. Instead, focus on getting your mind straight (which it won't be for a while) and then decide what you need to revisit, but you won't start healing until you stop thinking about it constantly.
This may sound hollow from an internet stranger, but hang in there, and you'll be fine before too long.
[–]Nagger_ 108 points109 points110 points  (8 children)
I'm 100% convinced this is fake now, major inconsistencies in regards to concern about his infidelity clause, he clearly has enough evidence with all the nudes and sexually explicit conversations (not to mention pictures of her and her lover kissing and meeting suspiciously), but yet still narrates that he is concerned about jenny finding out through out this ridiculous story and not having enough evidence. There are just way too many conveniently tailored circumstances and plot twists that allow for even more narration. Why would the PI ask to be let off repeatedly when he paid the PI for the whole day/weekend, any respectable PI would continue staking out the house for more evidence because he was PAID to do just that. If he even believed there wasn't enough evidence, he would not just ask to call it a day.
Points:
1. conviennent infidelity clause
2. overly focused to capture your audiences attention (updates every 15 min)
3. crazy highly unlikely plot twists
4. no time for screenshots of PI cam proof but loads of narration
[–]Shmeves 71 points72 points73 points  (2 children)
How are Carly and his brother both texting him with the same phone?
[–]megookman 10 points11 points12 points  (0 children)
OP has changed the contents of his post so the story works to their advantage. I have been following since the beginning.
[–]AnotherCollegeStuden 16 points17 points18 points  (7 children)
What if the PI is Zack? :o
[–]washed-out86 18 points19 points20 points  (0 children)
How is Carly texting/talking to your brother if they are sharing a phone. I call bullshit!
[–]Urechi 29 points30 points31 points  (0 children)
Can't really reply without reiterating what other people have been saying so.
Talk to that lawyer.
Fuck her. (No not literally). Really sorry about your circumstances OP.
Split and file divorce immediately. Tell your brother. If his wife is willing to help her screw you, who's to say she's not doing the same to your brother? Would you trust any woman with your brother's happiness if she was in on such a thing?
[–]LunAgro 10 points11 points12 points  (2 children)
How fucked up would it be to text Jenny, "Hope you are having a great time with Carly"?
[–]IAmTheTrueSocrates 6 points7 points8 points  (0 children)
Threesome?
[–]tjfmd 8 points9 points10 points  (2 children)
I have never been this invested in a post on reddit before.
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