Funneling: Bring girls into your world. Don't let them control the path of the conversation. Your objective is to get the phone number and to get it quick. The small bull-shit talk online is not going to get you closer to getting laid. Women choose mates on a disqualifying basis. They are constantly looking for something you do wrong and waiting for you to make a mistake. Many times, the longer you chat online, the harder it becomes to get the number. Either you'll fuck up or she will lose interest because you haven't made an aggressive move, and will think of you as a lesser man.

The way to solve this is by funneling women through your system. For instance, if i send message: "If you can decipher the following code I will treat you to one drink at my favorite bar in the village: dyodud darded drdedadldldyd dcdudtded ;)"

I will usually only get 3 different possible responses.

• Them not knowing the code (I've found that if a woman doesn't get the code she is full retard. Never go full retard. Well I do, but you shouldn't).

Answer: "It's really not that difficult. Apparently somebody never studied cryptography in middle school. Hint: ignore the D's"

• They know the code and say "you are really cute" to prove that they got the code.

Answer: "Aww thanks you're not so bad yourself"

• They get the code, but say something besides "you are really cute."

Answer: "I'm impressed did you study cryptography in school?" Or "I see you must have taken the advanced level cryptography class in school."

Most likely their reply to the answer won't be anything too intelligent or interesting. If this is the case you can respond easily with "Pick you up at 9?" or "Wednesday?" or "Ok but this bar is super secret. You have to put a blindfold on and you can't tell anyone where you went" or you can just number close.

Number closing: make sure you number close before the conversation goes stale. 90% of the time I only use three different number closes or a Facebook close, and i do them very quickly. It doesn't sound logical, but a women will give you her number before she actually knows any factual information about you. All she needs is emotional stimulation and the number is yours.