| name | vague name | appearance | cost | probability | weight | psi modifier | armor bonus | equip speed | speed penalty |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| helmet | helmet | helmet | 0 | 0 | 400 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| stormtrooper helmet | helmet | plastic helmet | 50 | 25 | 1000 | -1 | 1 | 2000 | 5 |
| space helmet | helmet | sealed helmet | 100 | 25 | 2000 | -1 | 1 | 2000 | 5 |
| football helmet | helmet | padded helmet | 25 | 3 | 4000 | 0 | 1 | 1500 | 5 |
| energy dome | helmet | flowerpot | 25 | 5 | 25 | 4 | 1 | 1500 | 5 |
| brain shield | hat | tinfoil hat | 25 | 5 | 25 | -20 | 0 | 1500 | 5 |
| goggles | goggles | goggles | 0 | 0 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| pair of sunglasses | pair of goggles | pair of goggles | 50 | 10 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| pair of peril-sensitive sunglasses | pair of goggles | pair of goggles | 50 | 10 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| blindfold | blindfold | blindfold | 50 | 10 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| pair of x-ray goggles | pair of goggles | pair of goggles | 100 | 5 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| pair of targeter goggles | pair of goggles | pair of goggles | 100 | 5 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| pair of night vision goggles | pair of goggles | pair of goggles | 100 | 5 | 50 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| belt | belt | belt | 0 | 0 | 400 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| shield belt | belt | old belt | 300 | 10 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 500 | 0 |
| jumpsuit | jumpsuit | plaid jumpsuit | 0 | 0 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| ordinary jumpsuit | jumpsuit | green jumpsuit | 25 | 80 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| radiation suit | jumpsuit | yellow jumpsuit | 100 | 40 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| janitor uniform | jumpsuit | blue jumpsuit | 25 | 10 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| chameleon suit | jumpsuit | black jumpsuit | 500 | 5 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| elven jumpsuit | jumpsuit | pink jumpsuit | 25 | 15 | 400 | 0 | 2 | 5000 | 0 |
| armor | armor | armor | 0 | 0 | 400 | 0 | 0 | 5000 | 0 |
| suit of reflec armor | suit of armor | suit of shiny armor | 100 | 80 | 400 | 0 | 1 | 5000 | 0 |
| set of football pads | uniform | padded uniform | 100 | 3 | 5000 | 0 | 3 | 7500 | 30 |
| flak jacket | flak jacket | flak jacket | 75 | 75 | 2500 | -1 | 3 | 5000 | 0 |
| stormtrooper suit | suit of armor | suit of plastic armor | 400 | 25 | 10000 | -2 | 4 | 7500 | 10 |
| suit of aquamarine power armor | suit of armor | suit of aqua mechanical armor | 1500 | 10 | 15000 | -2 | 7 | 10000 | 0 |
| suit of mean green power armor | suit of armor | suit of green mechanical armor | 1500 | 10 | 15000 | -2 | 7 | 10000 | 0 |
| space suit | space suit | space suit | 800 | 25 | 18000 | -2 | 4 | 10000 | 100 |
| elven space suit | space suit | pink space suit | 1500 | 5 | 10000 | 0 | 5 | 10000 | 100 |
| name | appearance | cost | probability | weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| canister | canister | 0 | 0 | 400 |
| canister of beer | tin canister | 5 | 100 | 400 |
| canister of super glue | aluminum canister | 5 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of nano cola | squeezable canister | 5 | 100 | 400 |
| canister of water | clear canister | 5 | 5 | 400 |
| canister of Rad-Away | steel canister | 50 | 75 | 400 |
| canister of restoration | brass canister | 50 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of healing | square canister | 50 | 125 | 400 |
| canister of liquid nitrogen | vacuum sealed canister | 75 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of napalm | insulated canister | 75 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of universal solvent | reinforced canister | 100 | 25 | 400 |
| canister of speed | copper canister | 100 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of poison | plastic canister | 100 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of plasma | glass canister | 100 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of mutagen | pressurized canister | 200 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of full healing | iron canister | 200 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of gain ability | magnesium canister | 200 | 50 | 400 |
| canister of spice | titanium canister | 200 | 50 | 400 |
| brain cylinder | brain in a jar | 1000 | 10 | 400 |
| canister of antimatter | grooved canister | 1000 | 10 | 400 |
| name | appearance | cost | probability | weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| floppy disk | floppy disk | 0 | 0 | 18 |
| floppy disk of bug detection | floppy disk labeled PHAM NUWEN | 25 | 50 | 18 |
| floppy disk of identify | floppy disk labeled LV FTS | 25 | 150 | 18 |
| floppy disk of spam | floppy disk labeled JUSTIN BAILEY | 25 | 150 | 18 |
| blank floppy disk | unlabeled floppy disk | 50 | 35 | 18 |
| floppy disk of object detection | floppy disk labeled BAYARD WENZEL | 50 | 50 | 18 |
| floppy disk of lifeform detection | floppy disk labeled FWQWGADZ | 50 | 50 | 18 |
| floppy disk of mapping | floppy disk labeled XERTH Q3 | 50 | 70 | 18 |
| floppy disk of diagnostics | floppy disk labeled PAPOU | 50 | 20 | 18 |
| floppy disk of debugging | floppy disk labeled YERXA | 100 | 100 | 18 |
| floppy disk of enhance armor | floppy disk labeled THX 1138 | 100 | 60 | 18 |
| floppy disk of enhance weapon | floppy disk labeled ABDA | 100 | 70 | 18 |
| floppy disk of enhance implant | floppy disk labeled SOO BAWLZ | 100 | 50 | 18 |
| floppy disk of transportation | floppy disk labeled CONFIG.SYS | 100 | 75 | 18 |
| floppy disk of hypnosis | floppy disk labeled EIT ME | 100 | 50 | 18 |
| floppy disk of hacking | floppy disk labeled RIBBET | 300 | 20 | 18 |
| name | vague name | appearance | cost | probability | weight | psi modifier |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| health monitor | bionic implant | gelatinous bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| radiation processor | bionic implant | quivering bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| poison resistor | bionic implant | smelly bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| babel fish | fish | yellow fish | 300 | 50 | 20 | 0 |
| cerebral coprocessor | bionic implant | pulsating bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| reflex coordinator | bionic implant | stretchy bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| adrenaline generator | bionic implant | nodular bionic implant | 300 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| cortex crossover | bionic implant | slippery bionic implant | 400 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| narcoleptor | bionic implant | spongy bionic implant | 400 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| tissue regenerator | bionic implant | squishy bionic implant | 400 | 50 | 20 | -3 |
| psionic amplifier | bionic implant | bulbous bionic implant | 400 | 50 | 20 | 0 |
| Eye of the BOFH | detached retina | detached retina | 1000 | 0 | 20 | 0 |
| name | appearance | cost | probability | weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| ray gun | ray gun | 200 | 0 | 500 |
| empty ray gun | red ray gun | 200 | 10 | 500 |
| freeze ray gun | white ray gun | 800 | 10 | 500 |
| disintegration ray gun | yellow ray gun | 2000 | 1 | 500 |
| heat ray gun | silver ray gun | 800 | 15 | 500 |
| gauss ray gun | gold ray gun | 800 | 12 | 500 |
| poison ray gun | magenta ray gun | 800 | 12 | 500 |
| gamma ray gun | green ray gun | 800 | 10 | 500 |
| stasis ray gun | cyan ray gun | 800 | 5 | 500 |
| transporter ray gun | indigo ray gun | 800 | 15 | 500 |
| healing ray gun | orange ray gun | 800 | 5 | 500 |
| restoration ray gun | blue ray gun | 800 | 5 | 500 |
| name | appearance | cost | probability | weight | energy use |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| power plant | power plant | 1000 | 0 | 5000 | 5000 |
| fission power plant | power plant | 1000 | 20 | 5000 | 5000 |
| fusion power plant | power plant | 1000 | 10 | 5000 | 2500 |
| roll of duct tape | roll of duct tape | 5 | 70 | 100 | 0 |
| monkey wrench | wrench | 10 | 30 | 250 | 0 |
| flashlight | flashlight | 10 | 50 | 200 | 180000 |
| geiger counter | electronic gizmo | 300 | 75 | 500 | 20000 |
| motion tracker | electronic gizmo | 400 | 50 | 500 | 10000 |
| droid caller | electronic gizmo | 400 | 75 | 500 | 0 |
| red keycard | red keycard | 20 | 17 | 5 | 0 |
| green keycard | green keycard | 20 | 17 | 5 | 0 |
| blue keycard | blue keycard | 20 | 17 | 5 | 0 |
| orange keycard | orange keycard | 20 | 17 | 5 | 0 |
| master keycard | purple keycard | 100 | 17 | 5 | 0 |
| lock pick | lock pick | 200 | 20 | 60 | 0 |
| restraining bolt | magnetic bolt | 200 | 60 | 50 | 0 |
| computer | computer | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| mega computer | mega computer | 1000 | 20 | 1200 | 0 |
| mini computer | mini computer | 500 | 40 | 1200 | 0 |
| tricorder | tricorder | 200 | 20 | 150 | 0 |
| portable hole | portable hole | 200 | 50 | 0 | 0 |
| rabbit's foot | rabbit's foot | 400 | 0 | 50 | 0 |
| heap of space junk | heap of space junk | 5 | 185 | 50000 | 0 |
| Continuum Transfunctioner | Rubik's Cube | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bizarro Orgasmatron | Bizarro Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bizarre Orgasmatron | Bizarre Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bizaaro Orgasmatron | Bizaaro Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bizzaro Orgasmatron | Bizzaro Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bazaaro Orgasmatron | Bazaaro Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| Bazarro Orgasmatron | Bazarro Orgasmatron | 1000000 | 0 | 500 | 25 |
| name | vague name | appearance | cost | probability | weight | range | ammo type | ammo burst | skill | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| elven dagger | dagger | wooden dagger | 10 | 5 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| anal probe | anal probe | anal probe | 10 | 0 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| club | club | club | 1 | 5 | 1200 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| cattle prod | cattle prod | cattle prod | 50 | 5 | 400 | 0 | 0 | energy cell | 5 | Basic Melee Weapons |
| mop | mop | mop | 5 | 5 | 900 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| pair of nunchucks | pair of nunchucks | pair of nunchucks | 200 | 10 | 500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| chainsaw | chainsaw | chainsaw | 500 | 5 | 1200 | 0 | -2 | energy cell | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons |
| katana | sword | antique sword | 1000 | 10 | 600 | 0 | 0 | 0 | Swords | |
| bat'leth | bat'leth | bat'leth | 1200 | 10 | 1000 | 0 | -1 | 0 | Basic Melee Weapons | |
| light saber | energy sword | energy sword | 1500 | 10 | 600 | 0 | 1 | 1 | Swords | |
| grenade | grenade | grenade | 25 | 0 | 300 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| concussion grenade | grenade | grenade | 25 | 100 | 300 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| frag grenade | grenade | grenade | 25 | 50 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| stun grenade | grenade | grenade | 25 | 50 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| rad grenade | grenade | grenade | 25 | 25 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| football | grenade | prolate spheroid | 25 | 5 | 400 | 10 | 0 | 0 | Grenade Weapons | |
| shotgun shell | shotgun shell | shotgun shell | 1 | 80 | 32 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| bullet | bullet | bullet | 1 | 300 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| railgun slug | slug | slug | 1 | 25 | 100 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||
| pea shooter | energy pistol | wimpy pistol | 50 | 50 | 800 | 30 | 0 | 0 | Handguns | |
| laser pistol | energy pistol | laser pistol | 50 | 25 | 800 | 30 | -1 | energy cell | 5 | Handguns |
| blaster | energy pistol | blaster | 50 | 25 | 800 | 30 | -2 | energy cell | 5 | Handguns |
| phaser | energy pistol | ergonomic energy pistol | 50 | 15 | 800 | 30 | 1 | energy cell | 5 | Handguns |
| laser rifle | laser rifle | laser rifle | 200 | 75 | 1200 | 60 | 1 | energy cell | 8 | Light Guns |
| pistol | pistol | pistol | 100 | 25 | 800 | 60 | -1 | bullet | 1 | Handguns |
| assault pistol | pistol | assault pistol | 100 | 10 | 800 | 60 | -1 | bullet | 2 | Handguns |
| shotgun | shotgun | shotgun | 150 | 25 | 1200 | 10 | 1 | shotgun shell | 1 | Light Guns |
| sniper rifle | rifle | telescoped rifle | 300 | 25 | 1200 | 180 | 3 | bullet | 1 | Light Guns |
| pulse rifle | rifle | assault rifle | 400 | 20 | 3000 | 60 | 0 | bullet | 3 | Heavy Guns |
| railgun | railgun | railgun | 800 | 15 | 2000 | 180 | 0 | railgun slug | 1 | Heavy Guns |
| chaingun | heavy cannon | heavy cannon | 800 | 10 | 3000 | 60 | 0 | bullet | 6 | Heavy Guns |
| laser cannon | laser cannon | laser cannon | 800 | 10 | 3000 | 60 | 1 | energy cell | 35 | Heavy Guns |