1. I’d pee standing up.
2. I’d spend the day without the worry of suddenly bleeding through my favourite underwear.
3. I’d run in what is apparently the correct way, like a boy.
4. I’d walk down a path and know that people will most likely move out of my way.
5. I’d apply for the same job and get paid up to 35% more for it.
6. I’d take on a leadership role without the fear of being called bossy.
7. I’d talk passionately about an interest, without being dismissed as a teenage girl with an obsession.
8. I’d stand up for myself, without being dismissed as moody and pre-menstrual.
9. I’d raise my hand in lectures without fear of my ideas being ignored by my classmates, as they gossip about my appearance, rather than my thoughts.
10. I’d walk past a group of men with my held high, instead of staring at my phone and hoping that they don’t notice me.
11. I’d probably laugh at rape jokes made by friends, because the chance of it happening to me is much smaller.
12. I’d ride the Tube without wondering whether or not the man behind me is deliberately pressing himself against me like that.
13. I’d ride the Tube and sit with my legs open as wide as they can go, knowing that no one will say anything.
14. I’d post shirtless pictures on Instagram that I know won’t be taken down under the terms of it’s nudity policy.
15. I’d politely reject a persons advances, instead of lying that I had a significant other.
16. I’d probably accept a drink from a stranger without worrying that something was in it.
17. I’d dance alone in a club without a stranger taking my solo robot moves as an invitation to grind on me.
18. I’d sleep with as many people who would let me, knowing that I’d be congratulated by my friends and called a ‘player,’ instead of slut.
19. I’d have sex almost completely carefree, because there is absolutely no possibility of me getting pregnant.
20. I’d wear whatever I want as I walk down the street at night, knowing that I wouldn’t be blamed if something were to happen to me.
21. I’d break the nose of any fuckwit that called me sweetheart.
22. I’d call myself an Intersectional Feminist, because we should all be equal, regardless of gender, race, religion, class, ability, or sexuality.