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WARNING! (self.HumanFanClub)

Max-Human が 投稿

If you are within immediate strike distance of Russia, LEAVE NOW!!!

THIS IS NOT A JOKE!

Humanity employees and volunteers in the immediate strike area are being offered advances on their salaries to leave the area.

https://i.imgur.com/u3oKN6c.png

WARNING!!!

MOST DANGEROUS SITUATION SINCE 1940!!!

CURRENT CHANCE OF WAR WITH RUSSIA: 70%+

CURRENT CHANCE OF NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST: 60%+

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.

LEAVE NOW.

SAVE YOURSELVES.

P.S. If we're all still here next week (85%+ chance), I'll be back on here on Wed. Latest news: several pro videos (studio, lighting, makeup, etc.) being filmed this Sunday. 1-844-MYHUMAN launching next week. HUGE open source code updates coming to GitHub next week. Humanity network being launched by end of Jan!

P.P.S. READ!!!!!!!!! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=world+war+iii

WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!! EXTREME CAUTION!! EXTREME CAUTION!!!

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[–]Fort_Max 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (31子コメント)

What the fuck is wrong with you man?

[–]flatsperm 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I actually clicked on your lmgtfy link and the top results are "hackers announce the start of wwiii". "Thankfully for the international community, it was just (another) case of hacked Twitter accounts going haywire." Is it possible you're getting your news from some hacked account, possibly secondhand?

[–]Max-Human[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Unfortunately no. :( I wish man.. Trust me, I wish.. :( I know stuff 99% of the population do not.. You can call bullshit all you want.. But please.. Save yourselves.... :( I'm scared. :(

[–]Max-Human[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm fucking sitting here and wiping tears off my face.. :( We are looking at extinction. 70%+ chance right now.. Oh God what the fuck... :`(

[–]politicaldeviant 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what

[–]JumboDOTA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

84% chance you have no taken your meds in some time

[–]Draber-Bien 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not saying this as a joke. I'm not saying it because I hate your, or because I want to harm you, or make you mad. I say it because I am genuinely worried about the safety of you and those around you. Seek professional help. Talk to your doctor about the things you've said here, they will be able to direct you in the right way. I know you'll probably not listen to me, but on the complete off chance you will. I beg you, please seek psychiatric PROFESSIONAL help. This behavior you're showing should be a red flag to anyone with a stable mind. Again, I'm not saying that to hurt you, or make you mad. I am genuinely scared for the safety of you and your close ones.

[–]Anti-Brigade-Bot7 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This thread has been targeted by a possible downvote-brigade from /r/PanicHistory

Members of /r/PanicHistory active in this thread:

★ I don't care what becomes of Russia. To hell with it … All this is only the road to a World Revolution. --lenin ★

[–]salad_noob 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to our sub. Enjoy this scammer's antics.

[–]Myrandall 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a good bot.

[–]throwaway77474 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Latest news: several pro videos (studio, lighting, makeup, etc.) being filmed this Sunday

... Is the shoot still going ahead in light of the threat of nuclear holocaust?

[–]madmenthrow 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

>Makes some weird ALL CAPS announcement that makes no sense.

>Nothing to back up his claims.

>No press coverage over his claims even though there would be if it were true.

>Nothing will ever come from this announcement.

Classic max announcement.

Which excuse will he use when nothing happens?

[–]Myrandall 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It'll happen next month. For realsies this time.

[–]salad_noob 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is using this to distract us from the latest video proof. Thats how pathetic he is. The last time we provided solid proof he "took a break" from Reddit and before that he was banned, before that Masha was banned.

What a coward.

[–]Miora 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude you need help...

[–]n3w7 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Also, 1953 was the closest we came to total destruction, not 1940. But hey, sometimes trolls just don't try enough.

[–]salad_noob 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's not a troll he's a fraud using this an as out to disappear for a while so he wont have to prove anything since he's never completed anything on a deadline let alone anything at all.

[–]Max-Human[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is worse. Far, far worse.

[–]hframz 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think we broke Max.

[–]Max-Human[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is not a funny matter.. Thousands of my fellow countrymen are now corpses. 200,000 dead in Syria. You think this is funny?

[–]MeandMyM80s[M] 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I have read what people are saying and you are once again spamming this subreddit.

You are allowed to post update on this ONLY if you also post them to your company subreddit, facebook, twitter etc.

Any posts on these topics will be deleted from you unless you do it. This is for the future. Otherwise this is your last thread on the topic.

If this is an issue why not alert them via your company and private profile channels?

[–]broden 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The nukes will only affect those who post in this subreddit.

[–]salad_noob 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go and help them since you are such an evangelist. Why are you hiding away under the name of a fake scam company when you could actually go help them?

Coward. We aren't the one who abandoned our people, left them and are now scamming them from another country to make their lives worse. Its you.

Don't preach to us. Look at the mirror.

[–]Rhue71 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Meth is a hell of a drug.

[–]JacksonsJelly 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Max, this isn't your personal sub to spew bullshit.

Please stop posting stuff like this here and post it on your own subreddits.

edit: by saying bullshit I don't mean what you're saying is bullshit. it could very well be true, but it is bullshit in the sense it creates undue panic. please don't post it here.

[–]flatsperm 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

While I don't find it objectionable that he chooses to post this here, I do find it interesting that there is nothing about this on his facebook, twitter, etc. I guess this forum is closest to his heart. (Or, if we're running we're not critiquing.)

[–]JacksonsJelly 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mainly object to him posting this here because if he is seriously asking people from third world countries to come here and post, someone might see this (particularly Ukraine, as that seems to be his focus) and be concerned. Because he insists that he's saving the world, this is rather manipulative in that vein.

It just makes me uncomfortable that he posts shit like this here, when he's spewing bull which might affect someone.

But I assume he posts here more than elsewhere because it gets more honest activity than other things he could post this on.

[–]Max-Human[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Actually, this IS my personal subreddit.. :)

I don't know about "undue" panic. We are on the brink of an extinction event. When is panic due? Should we wait for when the missle is already in the air?.. TBOUSANDS are dead. Cities DESTROYED. At which point do we begin to panic?

[–]JacksonsJelly 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's called HumanFanClub, not MaxxyFanClub. It's not your personal subreddit. How egotistical are you?

Panic is never due. People die Max, war happens. Civil war happens.

The world is more peaceful than ever before and you're trying to panic people? What does it achieve?

[–]k1nkku 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't know we could achieve this level of craziness in here.

[–]MacPR 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol. I love how "War with Russia" and "Nuclear holocaust" are either/or events.

Just eatin' this up!!!

[–]stealthboy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Deep breath. Deep breath.

[–]Eternally65 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a thing to wake up to. Just when I think Max is done, he ramps it up to a whole new level.

[–]Max-Human[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I know shit you don't. Trust me. Run. RUN!!!!!

If you are in North America or Europe:

  • stock up on food (canned stuff like Campbell's Chunky Soup and beans, rice, seeds)

  • stock up on clean water (huge plastic containers)

  • stock up on first aid supplies (for gunshot and knife wounds, frost, animal bites, desyntery, etc.)

  • stock up on firearms (for if/when people start looting houses for food, get shotgun plus pistols and hunting rifle for prey, with LOTS of ammo - watch Walking Dead)

  • stock up on gas

  • find place to hide in wilderness 500km+ (Europe 1000km+) from any major city

  • get printed maps and compass

  • any more suggestions?

Run! RUN!!!

WARNING!!!!!!

[–]flatsperm 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can you recommend a good hiding spot in Europe 1000km from a major city?

[–]Max-Human[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. :(

[–]Myrandall 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know shit you don't.

/r/conspiracy would love to have you.

[–]danknerd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Naw, it would be better to run towards the nuke then live in a post nuclear holocaust world

[–]n3w7 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Clearly this is a fake max.

[–]salad_noob 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its the real one. He proved via twitter. He knows how to give proof when he has it thats why its the only one he ever provided.

[–]n3w7 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus. Dude is off the deep end.

[–]Gnome__Chompsky 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus man, take a Klonopin and calm down. Nothing is going to happen. You don't have secret sources, you have delusions. Get psychiatric help, trust me. You're life will be better for it.

[–]Max-Human[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Translation of Voxer image file:

Fucking run from there.

If you need money I'll send, work it off later.

Be careful. BE CAREFUL.

If I was in this situatrion I'd spend my last money to run. Situation.. holy shit (sorry for strong laugnage). Run dude. Run.

Most dangerous situation since 1940. Save yourself.

Not joking. 70% chance of war. Run.

[–]murmer32 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

On a lighter note, "clusterfuck" is probably a better translation here for пиздец than "holy shit." Profanity is pretty hard to translate in general, but just a suggestion for future reference.

Удачи, брат. Все будет нормально.

[–]Max-Human[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Spasibo chuvak, nadeus. :)

[–]barrelsmasher 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmmm

[–]salad_noob 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Firibgarlik. Yolg'onchi. Omadsiz. Oz Maxi qayg'uli?

:)

[–]JumboDOTA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"The world is ending, run, I will give you money to run. It is all over. But I will give you money...... But work it off later, ok?"

[–]EBartleby 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody had a trademark on the Human name if society collapses!

Huge business opportunity...well, as much as you can do business when everyone is dead.

But hey, no more critics!

[–]Max-Human[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

CAUTION!!! WARNING!!! UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL OF DANGER!!!!

[–]salad_noob 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

https://www.reddit.com/r/HumanFanClub/comments/2sk63z/the_office_visit_otherwise_known_as_this_goes/

Your office doesn't exist. Explain.

[–]Myrandall 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No time, RUN! :P

[–]JumboDOTA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stop distracting from your bullshit being called.

[–]Max-Human[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My left eye is twitching from the stress. :( God save us all..

[–]salad_noob 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because more proof of your fraud was posted? Its fine. Nothing new for you.

I'm taking bets on which one of your profiles is shadow banned first. Even the admins are sick of you scammers.

[–]Bernkastel-Kues 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What the hell is this whole sub, this thread and everything about this guy?

[–]salad_noob 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's a scammer promising a company to change to world since 3 years, missing every deadle he set for everything and just generally bullshitting people. He involves real world people in is scam like real realtors, lawyers, entrepreneurs and even reddit admins who all deny him and yet he refuses to admit he's a scammer and keeps involving them.

His end goal is to get donations from people from third world countries after doing fuck all. We are raising awareness so people don't get scammed by him and also calling him out on his bullshit.

He's the most insane person you'll ever meet outside of a mental asylum. Just go through posts on this sub.

[–]Max-Human[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You guys think this is a joke, while thousands of people in my home country y of Ukraine are getting butchered. Keep laughing..

[–]JumboDOTA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You said to me you were doing media interviews this weekend about the launch of Humanity. How are those going?

[–]Max-Human[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck... :(

[–]Max-Human[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. :( My eyes are filling with tears.. :( If we survive 2015, it'll be through nothing other than divine intervention. Literally. I know it's a fat chance.. Most likely, we are all SCREWED.. Start making your final arrangements.. :( Say goodbye to your loved ones.. Tell them you love them.. If there's anything you wanted to do before you die, DO IT NOW... :(

[–]Max-Human[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know what to do.. I don't know what to do... :(

[–]Max-Human[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck... :(