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[META] The nerds are sensitive today (self.ShitRedditSays)

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I tried to sticky the post bc its hilarious in there. but you cant sticky link posts so ill sticky this instead

http://www.reddit.com/r/ShitRedditSays/comments/2ryz0q/about_woman_using_laundry_detergent_in_dish/

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[–]Barbary 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (1子コメント)

top comment bemoaning srs at +407

damn the SJW downvote brigade!!!

[–]NeuroxexNow with more tears! 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like how after 15 minutes they start arguing with themselves. I mean c'mon, guys, the Rule X is right there on the sidebar.

[–]DL757I sell misandry and misandry accessories 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (4子コメント)

they even downMadded the bot, lel

[–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

hittin the damn sjws where it matters boys!! good job

[–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

MY GOD, ALL OF INTERNET POINTS, GONE!!! щ(ಥДಥщ)

[–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

carry on, good soldiers, and take those damn webnumbers. take em all away

[–]riomhaire 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All those uptips lost like dew in rain

[–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Oh good lord, the butt troubling is strong with these ones...

"Hey, I use a fucking proxy" has to be one of my favorite quotes from that though - as if that were actually an accomplishment or threat.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Hahaha oh god, link please? I'm drowning in shit in that thread

[–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (6子コメント)

We're dealing with a cyberpunk badass here, guys.

[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It's cute he thinks feminists haven't already cracked every encryption on the web by now.

[–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to the new age, fucktrucks

[–]doommaggotFutanari Rights Activist 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Cracked them? We built back doors into them from the get go.

[–]808140 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Encryption algorithms made by men are just inherently weaker, because men can never resist incorporating their penis size or how much they bench press into the trapdoor function. Knowing this supposedly secret information (it's always "totally 9 inches ... wait, 10! 10 inches" or "twelve plates bra") we are able to quickly decrypt things they stupidly believe to be unbreakable.

It's really just a sad result of men being inherently stupid. Sure, they're good for some things -- sex, cleaning the house, making sandwiches, that sort of thing -- but they just have inherently lower IQs. It's not sexist to say so -- it's biology.

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

jfc

[–]Sandflapjack 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SRS: hacked
JAQing into the cyberverse

[–]BiLaKaifaThe Misandering Squid <コ:彡 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SRS is a bad sub because brigades, here, let me ban evade to prove a point.

Rules are things that apply to other people.

[–]Rudkus 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (23子コメント)

So much brigading lately. In every thread pretty much. The linked thread is the biggest one I've ever seen.

[–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (21子コメント)

nerds have brigaded every thread on srs since the beginning of srs. we're just leaving most of their comments up now bc its funnier

[–]proGGthrowaway 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes, but I've never seen SRS get brigaded this hard. Has something like this or even worse than this happened before?

[–]BrightonGoose 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've never seen a brigade of that magnitude in all my years of misandering.

[–]justcool393 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think this is what happens when a top comment in an /r/all post links to an SRS post. Most people that come from there probably don't know what vote brigading is.

[–]TheIronGoat 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't get why people feel such a strong need to defend kiddy diddling and dehumanization to the point of wating time here. I mean, there has to be a more productive use of their time.

[–]pepsicolacorsetswinning the gender 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (6子コメント)

enjoying the near-constant shitting on tumblr and "tumblr social justice" while using "ayy lmao" also near-constantly here. they make fun of themselves tbh

[–]8bitdeerJust a math lovin', joy killin' SJW 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's like we gave them metaphorical SJ laxative brownies or something

[–]TomotronicChampion of the Friend Zone 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I missed whatever "ayy lmao" is. I see redditors tripping over themselves all the time to use it in every post, though.

[–]pepsicolacorsetswinning the gender 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

all i know is its usually posted alongside pictures of aliens that look really high?? and it originated on tumblr like... a year ago. theyre a bit late to meme hell here

[–]cheerful_cynic 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I blame the rise of /r/blackpeopleTwitter

[–]flyonthwall 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its a dank meme bro

[–]Intortoise 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ayy

[–]GiminimanCirclebroke Brigade 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (4子コメント)

looks like at least one of them has been shadowbanned...

[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yes, yes! Just according to keikaku!

Edit: Even more this morning, at least half a dozen (of those who commented). I'm assuming a lot of the hundreds of voters got yolo 420 no scoped too. EZ life

[–]Your_Yelling_At_Botshate spewing tumblrina 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

(Keikaku means plan)

[–]riomhaire 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

(plan means plan)

[–]Intortoise 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

(plan plan plan)

[–]TortugaNeve2 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This surely is SRS history in the making - 'The DudeBro Raid of 2015'. Those guys are hella mad.

Edit: Just looked around. The dudebros are at it all the time. :/

[–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysWill hate cis for op money 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

/r/SRSMythos

[–]TortugaNeve2 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'll be damned. SRS sure makes reddit feel insecure, huh.

[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes. So much so that Logical Stemlords who Only Listen to Reason (unlike those Dirty Lying Feminists!) will tell you to fuck off and will ignore what you say if they perceive you to be an SRSter.

[–]TortugaNeve2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

#JustDudeBroThings

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–]GrottyPissStainedEggRAP GAME ANiTA SARKEESiAN 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well of course, SRS is the EEEEVIIILLLL feminist hivemind slowly spreading across the nation. Soon, even the aluminumnati will be under the fempires control. If not for us noble redditors ( ^ :

[–]FreakingAwesomeThing 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Aww, it's so cute when they try to play it off like "nah, we're only brigading, spamming and downvoting everything because you guys are mad", hahaha

edit: pretty new to these subs, so I was looking at the top posts on /r/SRSFunny and this is so damn relevant rn

[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"jokes is on u little girls i was only pretending "

[–]zweiback 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Jesus Christ that thread. They're not even pretending they didn't go there to downvote and shitpost about how amused they are while secretly boiling with manger

[–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

secretly boiling with manger

if thats a secret i have bad news for them

[–]AirPhforce 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

boiling with manger

Boiling mangers?

:-0

[–]dambeaversMACHA FEMEO 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So many sensitive nerds, lol

[–]SomerandomindianI HATE DEMOCRACY! 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"LE ADMINS ARE IN CAHOOTS WID SRS AND LET THEM BRIGADE EVER1YWHERE DOE!"

[–]Comrade_Michaelall about the bennedjamins 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Death 2 nerds. Hail Satan.

[–]PsyAndSnoopRadical Skateboarder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gaming is already dead, we're coming for nerd culture next!

[–]manhatingthrowaway 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (12子コメント)

But remember, SRS is le evil brigade.

BTW shouldn't they be shadowbanned for "interfering with a subreddit culture", like it was done to Dual Pollux of againstmensrights?

[–]proGGthrowaway 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

One of them just got shadowbanned. Just one. I'm waiting for more.

Ledit: Most of them have been shadowbanned! Yay!

[–]maeradLOUD NOISES 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

top comment is at over 400 points and just one person got banned?

but wait srs are the ones in bed with the admins, srs is the real brigade.

[–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, this is as blatant as it gets. I've never reported shadowbanning before but I know a lot in the feminist cabal who have, so we'll see how to do it.

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    [–]klaatu-bnEcto Gammat 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    innocent redditors.

    [–]AdvocateForLucifer 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    "Innocent"

    Implying that you aren't all rapists.

    [–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    and pedos

    but thats just a subset of rapists really

    [–]AdvocateForLucifer 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Does a set of all shits contain shitself?

    [–]neilcjNeckbearded Uncle Tim Feminazi 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yup. It's called the trivial subshit.

    [–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    russels paradox, and the inconsistency of naive shit theory

    [–]doommaggotFutanari Rights Activist 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    the incontinency of naive shit theory

    [–]klaatu-bnEcto Gammat 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    and racists

    [–]confessionalEspurrburn reddit burn 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Haha that's lovely. I'm glad /r/funny was pissed enough to start a brigade.

    Self awareness goes right over their heads.

    [–]ryan_goslings_smile 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    We brigaded that OP all the way to a guilding and nearly 3,000 internet points!!!

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      [–]ryan_goslings_smile 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      omggg

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        [–]ryan_goslings_smile 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        much brave, bb

        [–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (12子コメント)

        god fucking damn it. i hate it, when the bad posts are on our Good Sweet Sub-Reddit!!!

        [–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (11子コメント)

        why? i think thats the best part of srs

        [–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (10子コメント)

        we only make and upvote good comments here. in my humble opinion, its seriously fucked up when that doesnt happen.

        [–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (9子コメント)

        if you dont like making fun of redditors iunno why youre here. when they post bad here it takes out half the effort

        [–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (8子コメント)

        i dont "make fun" or "joke around" on the internet. i am the Serious Poster who fights the good fight, by telling them to stop

        -- Crabby_John, Warrior For Quality Posts

        [–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        that sounds boring

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        Crabby John is secretly the feminist that will bring balance to the Karma.

        [–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysWill hate cis for op money 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Or the Internet (According to crabby john)

        [–]spacemarine42 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        lots of triangles, lots of ILLUMINATI

        FEMINISTS ARE ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

        [–]kropot-kin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        even better

        [–]Rudkus 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        do you tell people to start? like... "Start Posting Online"?

        [–]crabby_johnThe Content Curmudgeon 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        good idea but it needs to be more specific, like "Start Making Great Posts Online." otherwise they might make shitty ones

        [–]Rudkus 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Good point

        [–]Hitti-Litti 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        145 comments

        210 comments

        where is my popcorn

        [–]maeradLOUD NOISES 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        wow that's the funniest most pathetic thing I've seen in a while.

        Moar bens!

        EDIT: omg 5 hours later and they're still going at it. This is absolutely HILARIOUS.

        [–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysWill hate cis for op money 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        They even sent the bot into oblivion, but it resulted in the best comment chain:

        Haha haha your so sad.

        A bot posted this. They're programmed to do that.

        What has life come to when we program bots to be sad?

        [–]Catlinel 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Haven't seen that many butthurt nerds since a woman didn't stroke the ego of a narcisstic asshole sufficiently enough and he started a hatemob to attack her.

        [–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysWill hate cis for op money 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        So, pretty much the first time in a little under a week?

        [–]RedditDontReallittle organized militia of angry moms 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        But, but srs is the real bridge rite?

        [–]Often_Sarcastic 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Don't forget though SRS is a brigading subreddit and we have the admins in cahoots. /s

        [–]Dogeball_newequal rights, equal shites 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Is this the beginning of Social Justice War? That's what we've been training all the warriors for, right?

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Hahahahah that's fucking adorable. I'm assuming a lot of nerds are losing their accounts this morning?

        [–]ArchangelleDworkinACTUALLY JEFF GOLDBLUM[S] 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        iunno you could contact the admins about it and get tehm all shadowbanned if you want. after all the kiddie porn i reported i think they set me to block or seomthing

        [–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Have you not had a reply from them?

        I reported it, and they say they are looking into it. Highest voted comment in the thread has had their account shadowbanned, however everyone else is still around.

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You're a worthy follower of Our Lady Saint Anita.

        [–]IAmTheShitRedditSaysWill hate cis for op money 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You can count on us ma'am!

        [–]riomhaire 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        lol they mad

        [–]Racecarlock 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        O captain my captain, I suggest we up the ante.

        COME ON INTERNET! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!

        [–]tomtom_94 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Shitlords get shadowbans~

        [–]GussyH 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        What I found most funny is how many apparently didn't know what SRS was and just "discovered" it. I thought we were the scorn of Reddit and freeze peach everywhere, only protected by corrupt admins.

        [–]PurpleSorceressSocial Justice Sorceress 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (22子コメント)

        Yeah sorry about bringing down the wrath of the predditors. Didn't know it was going to be that contentious. Oh the amount of time I've been called fat, c-slur, and other goodies in that thread and in PMs. I find it quite amusing actually.

        [–]Catlinel 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (11子コメント)

        TBH, i haven't seen a brigade from a sub like /r/funny like that in a long, long time. Was kind of amazing, didn't think reddit had it in them to get that mad anymore.

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (10子コメント)

        How does this even happen? Its way too organized to feel organic. Then again as far as I know, totes meta bot is the top reply with some bridgy language in it.

        Ed: the comment linked has the post edited in with crybaby language about evil FEEEEEEEEEEEEMALES

        [–]Catlinel 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        That'd do it. Going to laugh if half of /r/funny's userbase ends up shadowbanned.

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        At least the top comment in that thread is already a shadowbanned user. Great job Reddit!

        [–]doommaggotFutanari Rights Activist 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        They should just ban the subreddit itself and save themselves some time.

        [–]klaatu-bnEcto Gammat 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (6子コメント)

        It's the hivemind, duderbro mentality. They saw a poor duderbro being attacked by "evil SJW's", and swarmed in like the good gentlesirs they are because freeze peach and stuff like that.

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        Why are boys so emotional and hysterical? I thought women posed no threat to their superior STEM Logick?

        [–]ejchristian86why do i keep visiting reddit?? 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Omg. Freeze peach. I get it now. I have been feeling out of the loop for weeks not understanding that phrase and now I know!

        [–]GiminimanCirclebroke Brigade 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (4子コメント)

        can i get some highlights of the PMs?

        [–]PurpleSorceressSocial Justice Sorceress 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

        http://i.imgur.com/kv61b1J.png

        [–]CressCrowbitsSuper Charged Man Basher 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Wow, that's some Oscar Wilde level shit there.

        Do report these arsepoops please!

        [–]YourWaterloo 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Whelp, here's hoping he's pretty!

        [–]GiminimanCirclebroke Brigade 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        this is who we're dealing with, people

        [–]kropotkinist 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        predditors

        nice

        [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        You are the best. I hope you don't let the pms get to you. <3

        [–]PurpleSorceressSocial Justice Sorceress 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Aww thank you! Nah they don't bother me, mostly surprised at the size of the response LOL.

        Also ohhhhh noes my Internet points! Whatever shall I do?

        <3 You too

        [–]proGGthrowaway 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        Wait, they actually sent you PMs? How many?

        [–]PurpleSorceressSocial Justice Sorceress 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Just one.

        [–]Trans-Canada 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        I am so happy nerd is an insult once again.

        [–]you_may_die 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        ladskjhdsalfkjhasldf

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          [–]RiskyChris(✿◕‿◕✿) 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          http://gfycat.com/UnderstatedEdibleHoneybee

          [–]K4S3-R -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          ELIdumb: can someone please explain to me in super-simple terms what the FUCK is going on here? I can only get like seventeen layers in before my eyes cross.