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When conservative sweetheart Sarah Palin posted photos of her son Trig standing on the family dog on Thursday, the internet flipped its collective sh*t. Even her supporters questioned the former Alaskan governor’s motives for allowing her son to stand on the dog, and then blabbing on about it on Facebook. Guess what? Palin finally responded Saturday afternoon.
Much of what Palin says revels in political references and partisan punditry not worth a second mention. However – and it pains me dearly to say this – she does point out a few notable items of comparison. Kind of:
Hey, by the way, remember your “Woman of the Year”, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you get all wee-wee’d up when she posted this sweet picture? http://conservatives4palin.com/…/peta-woman-year-posts-phot… Hypocritical, much?
Aren’t you the double-standard radicals always opposing Alaska’s Iditarod – the Last Great Race honoring dogs who are born to run in wide open spaces, while some of your pets “thrive” in a concrete jungle where they’re allowed outdoors to breathe and pee maybe once a day? (http://iditarod.com/ http://www.irondog.org/)
Our pets, including Trig’s best buddy Jill Hadassah, are loved, spoiled and cared for more than some people care for their fellow man whose politics may not mesh with nonsensical liberally failed ways or don’t fit your flighty standards.
Others opinions are a little less than relevant. (Or just plain f*cking weird):
Did you go as crazy when your heroic Man-of-Your-Lifetime, Barack Obama, revealed he actually enjoyed eating dead dog meat?
Obama is by no means the man of my lifetime. That designation belongs to another fine fellow of a darker complexion than my own:
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Wow.
She actually made a few good points.
For once.
>implying she wrote any of that
Meh. If the dog was pissed, it would have bit the kid or something anyway, so that part’s pretty legit, honestly.
The Internet does have a tendency to get the outrage machine wound up about really stupid shit, but Palin has been playing the perpetual victim for close to 7 years now, regardless of fact, context, or reason.
Yeah, the internet outrage machine is ridiculous, but on the other hand, fuck that bitch.
Yes. Somebody else was an asshole so that TOTALLY makes it OK that you are an asshole.
Can we sell Alaska back to Russia? As long as they agree to take Palin I think it’s a good deal.
Somebody else was an asshole so that TOTALLY makes it OK that you are an asshole.
I believe that’s the current Republican line on everything.
“Sure, we tortured and even killed innocent people, but LOOK AT WHAT ISIS DOES!”
“Sure, we have racists like Steve Salice in our leadership, but THE DEMMYCRATS USED TO HAVE BOB BYRD AND HE WAS IN THE KKK IN THE 1940S SO THERE!”
I’m old enough to remember when conservatives used to lecture liberals about the evils of moral relativism.
Yeah because “7 bombing campaigns in 6 years” Obama isn’t part of the administration that actually supplied the “moderate rebels” of ISIS with their weaponry. Both your parties are absent of any moral compass when it comes to anything outside the US. Domestically the democrats are ahead in the moral sense, due to the shrill hypocrisy of the Republicans.
I love her assumption that any one who dare criticizes her is a blind Obama-loving liberal and that the many comments from adoring Tea Partiers questioning her didnt exist.
doggie hover board …
I’m a dog owner and lover and I’m far more bothered by her naming her kid Trig.
Sarah Palin actually put together a coherent response?
The sun really does shine on a dog’s ass some days.
it is not the point of what other people have done, and why do people who are bang out of order, always throw the buck at other people. you might well care for your dogs, so why would you let your son stand on him. it was wrong which ever way you look at it…… you may well have a few good points about other going ons, but that does not make you right to allow that to happen, what did you think people were going to say about it ? laugh about it sorry but it is not funny.
I’m trying to enjoy my breakfast … kindly remove that photo of Erik Estrada
If you couldn’t eat breakfast with an awkward boner in my house you just went to school hungry and with an awkward boner.
This is all making a mountain out of a dog hill.
It’s not like he ate the dog, like obama.
This right here
However; if the dog had bitten the idiot kid … what would have happened ? Would the dog have been ?
I say Palin and her kids are morons …… the LESS we see of them , the better .
Rednecks don’t put down their dogs when they attack children.
Because it’s the children’s fault, you see, and that dog ain’t never bit no one and he’s so good with the kids ceptin when they don’t act right.
TF gets rednecks very wells. He shore dews.
But she loves dogs…and wolves
“I’ve never done anything wrong. Fuck you.”
Jill Hadassah? Did they really name their dog after Biden’s and Lieberman’s wives?
The one response Sarah forgot to make is that these whiny bedwetters are the sort that would only ever have lame-ass lapdogs, who are indeed way too delicate to ever be stepped on, and have not had the awesome experience of owning a hunting dog like a lab. Speaking from experience, when they’re not out retrieving ducks and quail their owners have killed in the field, they actually enjoy being used as furniture and wrestling partners by children. (But the hypocrisy she points out in Ellen D.’s nearly identical picture is pretty awesome)
wow cool post bro, it’s awesome that you’re so manly and cool and secure about yourself and not at all trying to prove anything