That's Not OSU Sidepiece Girl's Sidepiece; It's Her Mainpiece
Looks like we all got it all wrong again: that Ohio State fan whose
spot
was blown the hell up for allegedly fondling her side-action live on ESPN? That's her boyfriend, who she probably loves more than anything in your life.
Is it a criminal act to show affection in public? You'd think so, based on some of the
sick, parasitic
blogging
we've found today on lesser sites.
But a well-connected (in Ohio) Gawker reader who knows the mystery fan sent us a screenshot of her Facebook wall—and pointed us to this specific status:
We're still not sure why she withdrew her scratching hand. (Though we'd still love to talk! You can email me at
biddle@gawker.com.)
The rest of you owe her an apology, and Jesus Christ, man, smile when your girlfriend is trying to do something nice on your dome.