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Women of th northern hemisphere,may your night b splendid
Men of th northern hemisphere,if she can't coherently give u an answer it's a NO
I know we're all pushing uber hard this eve, just make sure you have a good friend or 911 on speed dial. Love you, ladies
Your horoscope reads
Many fathers with beautiful babies will hit on you at whole foods
.@TXPride80 dude my tits are bomb, that's the least effective way to insult me because you're just wrong
#HappyNewYear
Things I did this year
Only referred to Edward James Olmos as George
I don't know why
Scratch that, you're all dead meat
BUT YOUR COOPERATION & AMIABLE WAYS WONT SAVE YOU WHEN YOURE 6 FEET UNDER
For the most part, you dudes are taking your inevitable demise in your stride. Bravo. Maybe I won't kill all of you
My resolution for 2015 - kill all the men
Me- the dogs are going to freak during the fireworks
Him - are there fireworks on new years eve?
Me - *stares*
Him - I don't do New Years
Tweeting at me so you can tell me you've never heard of me
Received over 50 letters in 2014 from women that wanted to go into gamedev, but were terrified by Gamergate.
Received another 20 from girls.
Famous powerful women with high paying executive jobs in the modern era who explain they're not feminists are also clearly not historians.
It's lucky I don't give a fuck what Kaley Cuoco thinks about most things
Every time I see a woman unashamedly check herself out in public my heart fills with love. We are constantly told to appear humble. Fuck it
Overpriced* things come in small packages
Best French fries in the valley?
(Legit question, not sleeping beauty fan fic)
I want McDonald's French fries, pity they're evil
(Not the French fries just their overlords)
reallucasneff's photo http://i.instagram.com/p/swAIEzN-uj/
Just in case we forgot
It's not a 'tragedy' when someone is shot with their own gun, there is onus there, there is responsibility it is PREVENTABLE
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2014/dec/30/idaho-toddler-shoots-kills-mother-walmart …
Thank god she had the gun to protect herself
dont get me wrong I dont want 2 defame westrn medicine Im constantly in awe of wat we hav achieved, however this is territory oft abandoned
Was anyone ever told about UTIs during health ed? Sex ed? Did your parents ever mention them? Were you ever warned about them?
#fuckUTI
We never talk about UTI's. I'm always so surprised when I hear other women suffer from them too, let's start the conversation?
#fuckU.T.I.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/sep/01/lydia-cacho-mexican-journalist-interview …
Our idols are usually puppets instead of doers, activists, revolutionaries. We need to move away from celeb culture
Abandon the myth that you have the upper hand on a woman after sleeping with her
You don't believe that racism & sexism still abound?
Read the comments section
Explaining white male privilege to 'nerds'
http://www.newstatesman.com/laurie-penny/on-nerd-entitlement-rebel-alliance-empire …
Explaining white privilege to a broke white person
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5269255?ir=Women&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046 …
http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/westside-comedy-podcast/pulling-it-together-with-amanda-savage …
@savageamanduh is gunna let me b on her podcast! U should go listen to her b4 then tho
My fave episode of rattlefart tarantula is when captain immadumblama turns out to be a dishwasher
#BattlestarGalactica
Press your ear to the abyss, the echoing chasm of your understanding, the indigence of your pride & hear -
"Not all men"
Preferable magazine tips
how to masturbate during a break up without crying
Buying watermelon for one
Fix your own car
How to drywall
You don't hate feminism you're just not very clever
Don't read 'lady mags' they will only teach you what shade of ginger your husband wants to bang and that librans shouldn't eat gluten
The modern woman's magazine
How to wear stripes at any age
Haircuts for mums
Hemlines for fatties
Xanax for wrinkles
Tasers for teases
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2012/may/18/anti-intellectualism-us-book-banning?CMP=share_btn_fb …
And thus our already failing education system began producing cylons
http://m.mic.com/articles/106838/watch-one-brave-woman-confront-manspreaders-on-the-new-york-city-subway …
It's time da ladies start to prove their point through demonstration - let's all claim our space & theirs
Elba for bond
DUH
High School Bans "I Can't Breathe" Shirts
Where are the republicans demanding free speech now? http://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/high-school-bans-i-cant-breathe-shirts-basketball-tournament …
http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2013/03/what-happens-when-you-defund-planned-parenthood …
Women, please read & please understand that a vote for republicans is a vote against your own anatomy
Abortion clinics have to b within a certain arbitrary distance of a hospital & some places u have to wait 72 hours be4 you can even get 1!
The right have come to understand that criminalizing abortion is impossible so instead they are making it as difficult & painful as possible
Women NEED to vote - your reproductive rights are under CONSTANT attack
Movies -
Where the fat white guy gets the girl and the fat girl just isn't
http://jezebel.com/iggy-azalea-dumb-or-evil-a-brief-investigation-1673869850 …
you guys, Iggy is dumb AND evil plz stahp defending & flocking you'll be embarrassed in the long run
Merry happy holidays etc http://instagram.com/p/xDMKJpMw4I/
What you are seeing, citizens of Earth, is that the Bill of Rights actually does not apply to Black America. And our nation is OK with this.
So. Hi. I wrote this about grief, christmas & suicide. It might be hard to read, so be careful with yourself. TW. https://brocklesnitch.squarespace.com/brocklesnitch/2014/12/22/christmas …
In the past 48 hours alone, while we're supposed to cease protests, police were let off for murdering #JordanBaker & #DontreHamilton
Syfy
Hot Girl: U need an apprentice?I might not know science but I got heart
In Charge Guy: Good...Cuz on mars theyre gonna wanna eat that
my fav part of ELF is when Santa says that he put the NYPD on the naughty list
The industry is to blame for her success SHE is to blame for her constant insensitivity & her appropriating of a voice that ISNT hers
Want to be korra
Never forget that Hip Hop is the Civil Rights Movement's love child.
http://www.complex.com/music/2014/12/qtip-iggy-azalea-history-lesson …
Iggy isn't just your Favourite 'hip hop' artist she's an emblem of white privilege, appropriation & insensitivity
You guys, I legit laughed SO hard when I read all the 'barnold' replies
What's Barry short for?
Barney?
Barrmas?
Bardrew?
Dudes who lead with
"Yeah I'm smooth... Smooth as a babies bottom"
Famous people all look sleepy in real life
The English language is just like white people, steals from other languages then laughs at/ belittles/insults it's sources
Russian language basics
Upside down 6, Christmas tree, Christmas tree, six Hs stacked on top of each other, dashboard camera
This list of hilari-dorable animals is the perfect #OutrageHiatus http://www.buzzfeed.com/floperry/cutest-things-that-have-ever-happened-on-tumblr?s=mobile …
If you could switch genders for one day what would you do?
Men: play with my boobs
Women: WALK AROUND AT NIGHT WITH HEADPHONES IN
A black woman was shot & wounded by man who killed 2 police officers. Her life matters. I speak 2 that unacceptable violence, 2 that tragedy
In reaction to the paleo diet, I'm doing the future diet, where i eat pieces of plastic I pull from the ocean
Take a look at how the media is framing @AZEALIABANKS. Images convey a message. What message are they sending here?
I don't know if it can be made any easier for police to kill people of color without being charged with a crime.
The murder of these police officers has emboldened hateful people to feel like they can get on the news & completely defy truth & logic.
Reading one direction fan fic at the airport
I've lived my life in boarding group 4
I'm certain the more vile she is the more a segment of ppl will worship her. They love White artists who are arrogant about appropriating.
NO! Azealia banks point isn't born out of jealousy, it isnt petty, it's founded in something undeniably real & unfair & RACIST
Ugh can we ALL agree how fucking tragic it is that we idolize appropriation?! That Iggy is merely a stolen facade
Holy shit, you guys - This is just so appalling, so embarrassing, so so awful
I lied it's great
Everyone in the 80's looked like an imaginary friend
The president is mad w u
We are buying into an arbitrary set of societal needs not stipulated by the cosmos but designed by humanity.
SERIAL! UGH IM SO CONFLICTED I FEEL LIKE YOURE GREAT FOR THE SAME REASONS YOURE FUCKING PROBLEMATIC
I think I've threatened to boycott every major airline
i don’t need feminss men & women are just good at different things! for e.g women are better at baking & men are better at sexual harassment
Can we look at what's happened to Sony w online hackers & threats
& PLZ admit the way women are harassed & threatened online IS REAL & SCARY
This guy wants women to ask permission from their rapists to get abortions. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/17/1352459/-Missouri-GOP-lawmaker-wants-to-require-women-to-get-their-abuser-s-permission-for-abortion?detail=facebook …
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/dec/16/ban-men-2014-women-misandry?CMP=fb_gu …
"being angry together was so much better than being scared alone."
Via @j_zimms
You shame us for wanting sex,for being unclean,for being desirous & then take our sex from us to teach us a lesson about keeping it from you
1 it's not "torture"-it's torture
2 CIA said torture did NOT work
3 there's ZERO evidence that suggests torture works
drone strikes Obama admin is responsible for,first 3 years in office- "killed between 297 & 569 civilians,of whom at least 64 were children"
It took us 13.7 billion years to make it here and we murder each other in the name of why
#PeshawarAttack
Hold your children, be so fucking grateful & question why others aren't
#PeshawarAttack
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1555005/Seven-children-die-as-US-bombs-Afghan-school.html …
We are not the victors, the heroes, the saviours we are part of the problem. We have claimed so many innocent lives
'They literally set the teacher on fire with gasoline and made the kids watch' #PeshawarAttack http://ind.pn/1zrtKH1
Is this a pissing contest between two terror factions? Who can cause the greatest upset, who can murder the most needlessly & senselessly?
I thought, that at the very least, we could all agree that children and their right to safety was a given.
#PeshawarAttack
My sister is doing an experiment: Whenever men walk towards her, she doesn’t move out of the way first. So far she has collided with 28 men.
Consider that the reason u dont believe that the marginalized r segregated by race or gender is because you are never judged on either
Thoughts & love are with the families of those lost in the siege & with those who are forced to live with these events occurring daily
DO NOT RETWEET OR VIEW @dailytelegraph FEED - their desire for click bait may cost someone their life. You are fucking reprehensible
See event coming-we dont want 2 talk about it
Event occurs-DONT U DARE USE THIS 2 START TALKING ABOUT IT
Event passes-Plz SHUTTUP about it
Hard to shake the feeling that the media response to the siege is the beginning of a high-speed race to the bottom.
Don't allow your anger to be turned towards those who have made homes amongst you, who work beside you & have caused you no harm
The blood of young children, women, men, Innocent bystanders is on the hands of those who lead us to war NOT on the hands of the desperate
We as 'CHRISTIAN' nations have caused immeasurable bloodshed & constant brutality on foreign soil. Be mad because of our influence
"MEN GET MURDERED TOO YOU KNOW!"
- YEAH, USUALLY BY OTHER MEN
I beg of the Australian public - DO NOT allow for this event to enable bigotry & violence - be calm, be kind, be reasonable
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2014-12-10/woman-who-fell-down-garbage-chute-was-sleepwalking-coroner-says/5956852 …
Why does the world want women raped & murdered and for no one to be held accountable?
Vampire weekend probably owe Paul Simon a lot of royalties
Guac is extra cuz we know it's your favourite and fuck you 
this hall of mirrors sure is handsome
If you hunt recreationally you're more than likely dead inside
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
90% of my on screen work is me staring into the middle distance after someone has yelled at me
Playgirl 2015 http://instagram.com/p/wkQqFvMw1o/
31 Teeny Tiny Little Things
@robotics is clearly a woman after my own heart http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/miniature-things …
HAPPI HOWIDAYS http://instagram.com/p/wkL7AYsw8w/
Tired of people using Mother Nature as a defence against a gynarchy? https://itun.es/us/wmYej.c?i=86774943 …
Suffering stirs us not because of an irrevocable link to the heavens but because of a desperate need to be linked to one another
The loooove shack is a lil old place where... We used to look at each other & see the future
If u believe the institution of ur religion is corrupt, but pledge allegiance to that institution anyway, then u r failing ur religion
Does your religion TRULY exist without the institution that bolsters it, funds it?
Jus FYI for every "OH MY GOD SHUTTUP ALREADY" tweet I get IMMA TWEET TEN FOLD
The magnetism of truth
Those with religious leanings whom also sought out answers beyond them did not do so by the grace of god, rather by the grace of curiosity
Motze
Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day, teach a man to let god fish for him & he'll probably start hating gay fish
The term infinite feels so abstract, so foreign that we can't comprehend it's full meaning, it doesn't mean we shouldn't try to
This concept of entitlement - 'I'm ENTITLED to my opinion' - our sentience is a miraculous, chance gift - nothing is OWED to you
Those crying out that they have a right to their own opinion are pretty goddamn furious about me sharing mine
Th lack of any evidentiary support of religion or its merit jus furthers my point-"UR a fuckin moron,let me BELIEVE"-is not a Valid argument
Where r ladies
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/6185260 …
@TLC your promotion of & commitment to them makes you complicit in acts of hatred
In my religion steam takes your SAT's for you for you, leather is a food group&writing in cursive opens the gates of hell(which are pickles)
Is the cost of abandoning religion really greater than what would be gained? Answer below
*NO*
In my religion god is actually just a never ending series of backflips & has a pet triangle named IC 4406 - he thinks Tuesdays are sinful
An opinion is not grounds for mass circulation & indoctrination
You don't have to hate gay people for the earth to still remain round, for gravity to still function for human hearts to be grown in labs
Defend your religion, by all means, let it cloud your view - in the end it won't matter, we're all destined for dust
Sometimes I'm staggered by the idiocy of those ignoring context. That something said in jest is gobbled up as sincere.I despair for humanity
Ohmygod u guys r being SO MEAN about atheism
Atheism - through basic observation I have found religion to be problematic
Religion - I think atheism is evil because FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Y'all are being SUPER disrespectful of my atheism right now 
When religion respects a woman's right to choose, a gay couples right to marry or a girls right to education then I will in turn respect it
Science founded through religious teachings is science to be discovered anyway - an emphasis on knowledge can be and generally is exclusive
Any religion founded on earth by earthlings during the incomprehensibly little amount of time we've existed cannot hold any truth
We are so immeasurably tiny, so small & inconsequential - how vain that we believe a universal puppet master even has time for us
If there is a god he is bigger, more awesome, more powerful & way fuckin cooler than the masturbatory image we've concocted
Religion that 'tolerates' science isn't good enough, science that tolerates religion is pseudo science
Let me just state for the record that I think ALL religions are BS - It's not a phobia it's a dismissal of tired &
Bigoted realms of thought
Religion is so whack that even the murder of Jesus Christ is revered. You guys are vibin on some basic torture porn
Consider the countless murdered in the name of god, the mathematicians silenced, the 'messiahs' brutalized, crucified
Religion won, it's residue leaks into th very foundations of society,education & politics
Female ejaculation has been outlawed in UK pornography bc the female orgasm is "ew ick"
Pope Francis(wearing a big hat): dogs can go to heaven.
[on Jupiter a hurricane the size of earth keeps happening]
Your only true armour against mortality is acceptance of it
We are dusty little stars
Religion is an armour against humanities greatest weakness, mortality
We are frightened, abandoned children clinging desperately to a self prophesied & self realized scripture
Our inability to comprehend the nothingness of death & the meaningless of existence has lead us down some truly dark paths
Your desire to seek ill begotten significance & purpose shouldn't be allowed to interfere with discovery
Science speculates, debates, critiques & learns from itself. We know virtually nothing, but deferring to a god means never knowing more
I've marvelled, wept & become overjoyed by space exploration & knowledge - science is artful, so comprehensively poetic
Interesting that my abandoning of faith would have you assume I'm a darker person for it, when in fact science brings me to tears of joy
As far as I'm concerned there is no 'good' forged through religion only limits to what is an infinite universe of endless possibilities
"Religion can work WITH the sciences"
Stem cell research
I'm fine with claiming ignorance, you know, maybe something DOES exist but 'god' is a wasted opportunity
There are answers without agendas, gravity, biology & physics don't ask anything of you, don't demand any particular behaviour or sacrifice
Religion has a track record of brutality & monopoly so why do we seek to identify with it,why do you cling to it when answers are out there!
Why are we defending an institution that has perpetuated bigotry, Violence & cruelty? Why don't we seek new beliefs new answers?
My desire for you to abandon religion does not actually impede your ability to believe but religion actively sabotages scientific discovery