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Trolling security at festivals [NSFW] (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Tastingo -12 ポイント-11 ポイント  (58子コメント)

If that would have happened when i worked at a gate, you would have your wristband cut. The job is is annoying as it is, without sexual harassment.

[–]Dingied 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better ask before opening the BUMBAG (YES, BRITANNIA) then.

[–]pisspants 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (38子コメント)

But glittery boobs are ok tho right? Giant inflatable cocks on a stick are ok tho, right? A dildo in a girl's purse is ok tho, right? If this "sexual harassment" happened to me then I'd laugh my ass off.

I hope I never pay to go to a festival with a sourpuss like you working. If the job is so annoying then find a new fucking job and stop sucking the joy out of something that's supposed to be free-spirited fun. God damn I hate festival security abusing the tiny amount of power they have. Feels real good on the ego to have power over those kids, doesn't it?

[–]seacrestfan85 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Tell it like it is piss pants!!

[–]nuggynugs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I love it when I read a comment and I'm in full agreement, then I read the name and wonder if my life's going the right direction when I find myself agreeing with someone called pisspants.

[–]FFevo 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your name is nuggynugs...............

[–]nuggynugs 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Well jokes on you because I never say anything anyone would agree with.

[–]catullus48108 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree

[–]Northsidebill1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, it feels real good to babysit a bunch of entitled retards who ought to know better than to do half the shit they do. Protip: Putting up with fucking retards is the price I pay in my job so I can do the cool shit too, like the time I was locked into a van Gogh exhibit all night long and got to spend hours looking at the paintings up close.

[–]NYRican 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (8子コメント)

The expectation is definitely not there when opening a fanny pack as part of security check. This is not okay and if you think it is you're probably an asshole

[–]poddyreeper 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

This is not okay and if you think it is you're probably an asshole

You hear that everybody, this isn't okay...and although no attempt was even made to explain why it's not okay....you are a asshole if you disagree.

Case closed, no more comments needed on this one guys. Open and shut case.

[–]AimForTheHead -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Do you really need to be told why it isn't okay to bring a used sex toy, inside of something that will need to be handled, and opened by another person, to a festival, where public sex is prohibited by law?

[–]I_am_Andrew_Ryan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

public sex is prohibited by law?

Having a sex toy on your person = having sex publicly

[–]Tazzies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've got a condom in my pocket, I'm obviously getting laid wherever I go!

[–]AimForTheHead -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Enlighten me to the other reasonable reasons you would be carrying a used realistic penis shaped dildo in a fanny pack to a festival, that does not involve sexual activity, forcing your voyeuristic/humiliation/exhibition fetish on a non-consenting person, or harassment.

[–]I_am_Andrew_Ryan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know, enlighten me on the reason you have a socket wrench and jack in your car? Are you some kind of sick fuck that intentionally breaks their car down on the side of the road? I can't see any reason possible that you'd need to have one on you.

/s

It's none of your goddamn business why someone has an object intended for any purpose on their person.

[–]RomulusVonFlex -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Considering that you identify yourself by your race and where you are from, I see no reason to take anything you say seriously. Being proud of what you were born in to is pretty dumb.

[–]NYRican 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a race you poorly educated shit stick. Also my name is completely irrelevant

[–]SordidCanary 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I feel you bro. Cool bouncers and ticket takers make the experience so much better....

[–]tt1010 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're right, but there's a difference between between cool staff and staff that takes abuse lying down. It's not fair to try to humiliate security workers for your own enjoyment because you're having fun at a festival

[–]SordidCanary 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha ya I know what you mean. Being chill and having to unzip someone's dick is kind of two different things. I would have prolly clocked that guy haha....

[–]Paradox949 -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You get your dick out for security, and expect to get off lightly? When they work all day checking fucktards like you for stuff they shouldn't have. You are surprised when they cut your wristband for being a dick to the FUCKING SECURITY? Damn you are a moron.

[–]pisspants -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's a hippy jam fest, not fucking Auschwitz. People need to take the stick out of their ass and learn to lighten up a little.

[–]k25l3 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm pretty sure they made you get your dick out at Auschwitz

[–]BillTheCommunistCat 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm pretty sure they made you wear a piece of flair instead of a wristband too.

[–]beansaregood 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

flair

[–]Northsidebill1 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or just keep your dick in your pants and be a decent fucking human being. That works too

[–]SushiBandit1992 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The difference is they aren't sexually harassing anybody doing that. Go stick your dick in a fanny pack and do it to a random on the street... Guarantee you'll be on the sex offenders register in no time. Just because that person has to check you doesn't make it any different.

[–]NawRigga 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

get a real job then

[–]Spud1111 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow you're so tough bro