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[–]Komcor 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

mods are all curruted illuminaty

[–]ForftyAspiring LEO 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know if anyone else immediately thought of a well lit Natural Light can, but I did.

[–]Nuclearfenix 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're also currupt and curruted.

[–]10-6Deputy Sheriff[M] 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Shout out to our very dedicated neighborhood troll, and mod of our sister subreddit Bad_Cop_No_Donut, /u/niteinwhitesatin2! Who is most likely a decent number of these. We wouldn't be here without you man!

[–]Bluedit5Police Officer 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]MagiobiwanSheriff Cadet 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ah! You had the pleasure of dealing with Jeff too! I should find the hatemail from him we got at /r/AskLEO. That was fun.

[–]10-6Deputy Sheriff 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yea, he hasn't left us alone for years.

[–]CanuckwithaBadge 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We don't get that much hate mail sadly...

[–]Douchie0221 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yes, him and I are very good buddies.

[–]26percentAspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Rule V! Corrupt mods think they are above the rules! Such corruption, many donuts!

/s

[–]10-6Deputy Sheriff[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

SHIT IS NP BRO, CHECK IT. I DARE YOU. TYPICAL FUCKING CITIZEN ALWAYS TRYING TO CATCH ME DOING SOMETHING WRONG, AND WHEN THEY DON'T THEY JUST LIE AND SAY I DID IT ANYWAYS. AND YOU WONDER WHY WE VIOLATE YOUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

[–]TurnKeyerFederal Correctional Officer. 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Somebody needs a happy meal.

[–]Vinto47Aspiring LEO 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the hate mail volumes make me wish I was a mod.

[–]Ninja10Aspiring LEO 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

number 9 --->Illuminati

SHIT GUYS THERE ON TO US!

[–]TurnKeyerFederal Correctional Officer. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They are going to send Jesse Ventura after us.

[–]Cerr_[🍰] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The jig is up guys! We can all go home now.

[–]generalchase 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Hey I breathe with my mouth sometimes.

Edit: please don't ban me.

[–]FlyTrap50 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I have a cold, so it's mouth breathing or unconsciousness.

[–]xeroxeeCorrectional Officer[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Too late.

We'll see you soon generalchase2

[–]generalchase 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

DAMN YOU!!!! FREE SPEECH FREE SPEECH AM I BEING DETAINED?

[–]catov123Aspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes?

[–]generalchase 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

YOU DIDN'T READ ME MUH RIGHT'S. WHAT'S MY CHARGE? I KNOW MUH RIGHT'S.

[–]not_dogstar 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

James Bonged is a superb alias.

[–]Freakin_Geek 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (4子コメント)

This should really be Reaction to Being Banned Thread.

Let me summarize: WTF? Why am I banned? You can't ban me! I'm reporting this subreddit! What's your badge number?? I want to speak to the Chief. You'll never work here again!

Feel free to throw in colorful words like "retards" and "pigs."

[–]FlyTrap50 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Give me your pen so I can write down your badge number! Ummm...no.

[–]xeroxeeCorrectional Officer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have been known to write my own name on grievances.

I like to know it's spelt right.

[–]Ninja10Aspiring LEO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

you forgot: I KNOW MY RIGHTS! AM I BEING DETAINED! AM I BEING DETAINED!!!!

[–]BendoverORSecurity Guard 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Yes, shithead, now do your back-alley ambulance chaser a favor and SHUT UP."

[–]fidelis_ad_mortemCorrectional Officer[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

This will probably be the last one for a while. They don't flow in like they used to as we try not to talk shit when they bitch at us in modmail.

[–]sooovadNon-Sworn Employee 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just curious, what's with the redacted usernames?

[–]fidelis_ad_mortemCorrectional Officer[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Same troll as usual getting personal about a cop someone knew who died.

Made sense at the time I was making it.

[–]The_Golden_Image 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sorry y'all had to deal with that, mate. That's pretty jacked up.

[–]fidelis_ad_mortemCorrectional Officer[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Price of doing business.

What's messed up is the reddit admins either don't care about that kind of behavior or have no power to stop it. They have shadowbanned him once when he threatened to dox someone. So what? He just made another 50 accounts.

[–]Nuclearfenix 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

An IP ban is not hard at all. It sounds like it's more of they just don't care.

[–]YiteMoka 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love you all the same. Thank you for this.

[–]10-13Police Officer 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, memories.

[–]Plowbeast 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AngryBlondeKid was truth in advertising.

[–]Geckel 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As someone who is subscribed to the gamut of policing subreddits I really like this.

In every other sub users get to spout off inane bullshit about how terrible officers are and everyone is corrupt, etc, often without acknowledging the full story or that regardless of being an officer, some people are just shitty human beings.

In this sub, if anyone here makes any sort of retort it's just "proof that all police are insensitive and authoritative". Can't really win.

But this, this is an awesome middle ground that really demonstrates the humanity of having to deal with assholes.

Quality post.

[–]PonderingWonderingAspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are other policing subreddits besides this and /r/askLEO? Any good uns?

[–]TeenageExplorer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think I lost brain cells...

[–]Uzaka 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't really think the last guy was doing anything wrong purposefully. I'm a water fairy and we've broken into the wrong homes a few times due to our county dispatcher sucking at giving addresses.

[–]NotSafeForKarmaAspiring LEO 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awwwww yissss.

Motha. Fuckin. Haters. I love it.

[–]BendoverORSecurity Guard 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cracks about how we did in High School, and questions about our intelligence, always amuse me. I'm just sitting here thinking "You know, I have a college education, and this guy can't even use the appropriate "their, they're, there."

Or when someone regurgitates that meaningless "departments don't hire people with Above-Average IQs" study, which was based off one off-handed comment about one department that never actually had a policy about that, and I get a second laugh when I realize that I've never actually met an officer who went through an actual IQ test. I mean, there's the standardized testing they do here in Oregon, but thats all high-school level BS with a law enforcement vernacular.

I mean, geez, do these guys go on /r/Trees and complain about dope smokers?

[–]ShowACodeFour 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awwwww yiss.
Someone responding to my old account got treated.

[–]PC-146 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have been waiting for so long:o

[–]Asshole_Poet 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love when people try to rub our noses in how totally nonchalant they are.

[–]omegabetaAspiring LEO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Once again, law enforcement does not fail to entertain! We want V4!

[–]davidvernerNot a LEO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Time for me to get the popcorn.

[–]icxcnikaNot a LEO 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why must I be denied my freeze peaches!!??!!11

[–]Nuclearfenix 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

X: "Syndrome."

T.P.56: "Well you heard it guys. Syndrome. Pack it up guys, he's got us beat there"

This is where I lost it.

[–]execjacobAspiring LEO 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]leowifeLEO Spouse 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not going to lie, husband and I just had our morning coffee while reading this and laughing. People can be so dense. I'd love to see a volume 4 in the future mods.

[–]SouthernCharm1856 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Guys, they're going to ban this entire subreddit.... Err uh something like that.

[–]thejewishkohneveAspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's like the whole tumblr trying to shut down 4chan thing

[–]SouthernCharm1856 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because that was SO effective.

[–]thejewishkohneveAspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hahah, I remember the first (and I think only) change.org petition to take down 4chan was taken over by /r/tumblrinaction and 4chan. Who doesn't want hitler or stalin to support their cause?

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    [–]monkeiboi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Name calling? Thats a paddlin!

    [–]rondeb22 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I love thse posts so much.

    [–]crow_baby -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What I love is how fast every one of these idiots will dial 911 at the first sign of trouble in the real world.
    No one likes the sheep dog until the wolf is circling.

    [–]catov123Aspiring LEO 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    That's not true I like all kinds of dogs and wolves!

    Edit: forgot my /s