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Lazy Eye

@RinoNads

Big fan of booze, Goodfellas, rottweilers & naps.
Boston
Joined October 2012

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@youknowbt @SeanMcElwee fat fuck shouldn't have resisted arrest. Diabetes was going to kill him in a couple of months anyways.
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#EricGarner this is such a non story. If that fat fuck just put his arms behind his back he would still be alive. Stop resisting arrest
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@soto2123 @DJMissBXXX those pics make me want to be a mental patient
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@artiequitter when did you win a lunch date with the laker girls? pic.twitter.com/pl3rCiLYwV
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@Toucherandrich is that Artie Lange?
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@baileyjer that enormous chick's ass is on backwards or should I say frontwards
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@AlyssaGadson @Jlo079 that nail polish color clashes with the color of the tank top?
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@J_Dub23_1 you mother fucker how dare you call out my spelling. I should probably proof read next time. You got me
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@J_Dub23_1 where do you come up with this shit. Your just a fucking instigator.
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@xEricG @J_Dub23_1 yeah. I'm pretty sure that's inaccurate
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@JoeyBoots @BrianLynch I'd rather sit next to a beagle than Franklin any day. At least I wouldn't have to put my wallet in my sock
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@suchpassion @Jlo079 I hope for his sake that girls father is dead.
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@Hawk_8319 who me? Is Katie Juice still in the picture
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@Hawk_8319 @Beetlepimp that looks like one rough night
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@J_Dub23_1 get a job first
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@J_Dub23_1 why is Franklin sitting alone? Hell! even the Beagle won't sit with him pic.twitter.com/MK626I8uhT
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@Todd__Kincannon @adirado29 @AshelyKincannon the funniest show of all time.Shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys. Film at 11
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@DJMissBXXX no offense to you in your 20's. But your much hotter now
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@J_Dub23_1 happy thanksgiving
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@J_Dub23_1 why not? My mother does
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@J_Dub23_1 feel free to call me a dago if that would rectify the situation
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@J_Dub23_1 well than you probably have got me beat. Sorry
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@J_Dub23_1 I was under the presumption you had only been called it 10 times!
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 I'm definitely an idiot but I was just fucking with you.
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 I hate to sound racist but this business of yours entail selling drugs or prostitution
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 I'm not trying to flip shit. Your the one with the you guys owe me mentality.
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 hell, I think I've been called it more than you and I'm Italian
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 so the whole maybe 10 of them who called you that robbed a liquor store & burned down a little ceasar's.
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@J_Dub23_1 @Hawk_8319 evidently, just look what happened in Ferguson last night. People still feel the need to loot
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@atlantarouge @adirado29 even if it were true what's your fucking point?
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@Hawk_8319 I was just fucking around. I am pissed about these college kids blocking Mass Ave cause it's the thing to do
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@JoeyBoots @Hawk_8319 how dare you! I'm done with this conversation. I've got to drink this Appletini & finish watching Magic Mike
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@Hawk_8319 @JoeyBoots what's your point when did I say anything anti-gay?
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@JoeyBoots @Hawk_8319 whatever didn't you just come out a few years ago. I'm sure you said words like fag & queer. Were you homophobic?
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@Hawk_8319 @JoeyBoots No, please don't move on I'm captivated by your brilliance
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@Hawk_8319 @JoeyBoots how'd you know that's what I'm going for you dink
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@JoeyBoots @Hawk_8319 I grew up using that as a rank not even knowing what gay actually meant. You got some alternatives I can use
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@JoeyBoots @Hawk_8319 no not at all. My father's gay.
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@Hawk_8319 @JoeyBoots yeah maybe go with asshole or douche bag next time. Dink is kind of gay
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@Hawk_8319 @JoeyBoots I agree it was a bad & offensive joke. But to be called a dink was worth it
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@JoeyBoots no shit. Where are the dudes with the pressure cooker bombs when you need them
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@joshbNECN @trenni why are people making some hoodlum out to be some kind of Martyr
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I see a few whites in the crowd. Get a fucking clue you morons!
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@TheRevBobLevy the biggest racist of all time Eric Holder is the cause of all this shit
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@ozchrisrock that statement is ambiguous. For those of you in Ferguson that means it could go both ways
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@OntieC @adirado29 @JeanieSmithKSDK I've been pissed off before but I never smashed a window & looted a bunch of paper plates & plastic cups
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@JeanieSmithKSDK @adirado29 what kind of geniuses loot a dollar store?
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Black Friday has started early in #Ferguson apparently in some stores everything is free.
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@adirado29 @Todd__Kincannon they hit the McDonald's first.
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@TheRevBobLevy Ferguson looks like a scene from Escape from New York. Where's Snake Plissken?
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@AnthonyCumia they hit the McDonald's & the liquor store first
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@Toucherandrich did you just hear Gruden say "this defense does a great job of banging the tight end"
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@cwotd those aren't PILLOWS! pic.twitter.com/87VAm5wqss
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@HopeHowellxxx @Jlo079 @MaestroClaudio those are nice granite countertops
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@Jlo079 friendly's? I thought they all closed down. I use to order the happy ending Sundae & laugh like a retard when I ordered it
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@salgovernale dude, nice man boobs. You should try to do a push up every now & then
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@MFBrooklyn you see the love handles on that guy to the left?
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@BriBrooksxxx @SexyLThings oh, never mind than. I mean nice panties
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@SexyLThings @BriBrooksxxx is that a wine glass on the sink? Thank God I'm not the only one who starts drinking this early.
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@HarryBallzak1 @MullingHagel @think4it was that picture taking in 82? Cause that could explain that rug
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@RobLowe I just want to let you know that Eddie Nero is one of my favorite characters in TV history. Along with Juan Epstein & Ralph Furley
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@Bipartisanism @adirado29 it's hard to believe those eye holes were cut so badly. You can't buy that particular hood at your local Walmart
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@BleacherReport I'm guessing that chick he raped is familiar with that same pose
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@briannafrost so what your saying is you have a tight vag
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@BriBrooksxxx he's adorable. But so's this guy pic.twitter.com/SBOJZNEFN6
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@CaitlynParisi @Protect_Wldlife Disgusting. The wrong animals are dead in those pics
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@EW just in: nobody fucking cares!
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@RobLowe I just watched the latest episode of Anger Management. Aren't you older than Charlie Sheen? I guess that sobriety shit works
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@elizadushku @trevwoh I haven't seen anything that creepy on Criminal Minds. It looks like a kidnapping. Should the authorities be notified
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@PeteInPitt @GonzoShitCock @JoeyBoots how dare you! She's just a roomate & she's kind of prudish
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@Toucherandrich is that Grady from Sanford & Son, Uncle Jessie from the Dukes of Hazzard & Agatha from Magnum PI
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@JoeyBoots @GonzoShitCock @PeteInPitt if he ever left his basement he could never be the smartest person in the room
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@TMZ I guess we now know where the girls get the jungle fever gene and perhaps Kloe really is OJ's kid
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@GonzoShitCock @JoeyBoots after listening to that hateful, ignorant rant by @PeteInPitt today it's obvious that dude needs to get laid. Soon
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@rodfrombayside Frankie Carbone. He shouldn't have bought his wife the fur coat.
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@NickDiPaolo in the I'm game there has been a penalty called on every f-ing punt.Your absolutely right that there must be a flaw in the rule
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@briannafrost sobriety is overrated
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@DaRogueReporter it's never a good idea to park in front of a liquor store with an impending riot
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@artiequitter they're going to make a movie on the life of Richard Pryor starring Nick Cannon. What's next Zach Efron as John Belushi
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@ArtieQuitter that joke would make sense if he was quarterback & not a DB. Fat ass!
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@MichelleDBeadle at least you know he's never going to be one of these douche bags that get calf implants
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@riverpig12 evidently. That must have been where he developed the urge to rape & pillage.
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@riverpig12 either that or she somehow runs into Darren Sharper. #whydopackersrape
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@mark_wahlberg I saw you at the Braintree mall once. All wigged up Coutos to you somehow you made a being short & kind of cute into a career
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@TheRevBobLevy is that that Michael Sam dude?
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@RinoNads Thank you for your crass words. I believe you are the boob sir.
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@RNS I heard about this story 2 days ago and I still I haven't stopped laughing
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@Thebig1063fm I guess GOD was busy with something else when this boob got stung by a snake
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@tonightsgf @Brooklyn_Chase I can't believe that guy is wearing light colored jeans. Doesn't he know dark is in style
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@BillyD16 @irishassassin33 if they win I may convert to Latvian Orthodox pic.twitter.com/XWaWH1CKpc
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@BillyD16 @irishassassin33 I think the Latvian Olympic hockey team has the kavorka
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@A_Seat_Apart @irishassassin33 Don't you poop yourself right before you die. Looks like Sandy Lyle went out "in a shart of glory"
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@Tomthunkit @TheRevBobLevy Just think what this asshole paid to take the whole family to India or where ever to kill a defenseless elephant
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@Tomthunkit @TheRevBobLevy I hope every last member of that family someday gets sodomized by an elephant or Lexington Steele
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If Kevin hart is the funniest man alive, apparently there were a lot of mass murders & suicides last night #KevinHart not funny
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@dani_da_diva @james_flippin @BSwonson I look at that pic and can't help but think about those poor girls in Ariel Castro's basement
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@sauciledo you got follow @_FloridaMan . It's wild & wacky stuff
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Florida Man Demands Money While Slapping Woman in Face With Penis | http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2014/01/woman_penis-slapped_during_hom.php …
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@LedZeppelin_ the best line in that song is "mellow is the man who knows what he's been missin', many, many men can't see my open road"
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@DINOandGER @FredToucher obviously buying a fitted hat off the rack is out of the question
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@DINOandGER @FredToucher Wow! I haven't seen Dino in a while. How does he fit his enormous head thru the neck hole of his horrible sweaters
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@genobisconte it was glanced over the other night but 1 of Bocchetti's comebacks was "they should go fall in a puddle of snow"
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@genobisconte @DetArturoNunez @Jlo079 @MIKEBOCCHETTI by looking at her pics apparently she's a fan of huge black penis. But who isn't
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@genobisconte Bocchetti just blocked me because I told him that all the neck holes on his sweaters are stretched #obvious
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@charliesheen I got to tell you Men at Work is an underrated movie. Golf Clap?
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@irishassassin33 nice photo shop. You seem to be missing several chins.
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@genobisconte it's understandable. Not every one can be such visionary to put "asourus" at the end of a word to insult someone.
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@Justind0301 @genobisconte oh, because your from Michigan? It's perhaps not his finest work
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@genobisconte you do know he plays for Detroit now?
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@ArtieQuitter you would think koppel could at least fix his hair to announce Belushi's death pic.twitter.com/xjkMyr0rZb
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@tkhoury13 sure you are
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@genobisconte have you recovered yet emotionally after Bocchetti called you a Clownasoris?
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@genobisconte you think they'll be mentioning the 81 AFC championship this week. I like the Chargers getting 7.
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@genobisconte Chargers are lucky succop fucking sucks
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@Brooklyn_Chase @kickstarter No offense, why would dudes want to see the chicks he could see banging just standing next to a rock or tree
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@tkhoury13 you know what cures all of them? Well only for a short period of time. Then it adds to the depression. BOOZE!
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@ArtieQuitter did they have to rip up the carpeting to find something big enough to cover your fat ass
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@FredToucher this show is horrible!
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@FredToucher you watching the Fresh prince
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@JessimaePeluso actually, you know shit has gotten bad when 439 people felt the need to retweet this
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@Hanzi83 @ArtieQuitter speaking of ashes. Can you image the amount of ashes your enormous head would leave behind
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@TheRevBobLevy I have no doubt he would. I just doubt he'd be able to waddle out of his parents basement
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@TheRevBobLevy my fun is over that fat, curry smelling, wack job blocked me. Back to the Giants game
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@TheRevBobLevy I can't help it. It's so easy fucking with him
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@Hanzi83 hey hanzi, by the looks of you. I'm guessing there's no treadmill in your parents basement
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@Hanzi83 @TheRevBobLevy I do know that there's no way they make a fitted baseball cap that fits that enormous brown dome of yours
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@Hanzi83 what's with that piece of electrical tape underneath your chins in you profile pic
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@Hanzi83 there is no way you buy your clothes of the rack. You enormous load
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@MIKEBOCCHETTI that doesn't look like it was taken from an attic window, you fat loser
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@MIKEBOCCHETTI try skipping a meal now and then you fat, delusional, sack of shit
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@MrNickManning speaking of dropping balls. I just saw some scene with you. Your balls were saggier than those of 12 yr old Great Dane
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@tkhoury13 I really don't think you have to worry about that happening
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@TheRevBobLevy Yes they do. You've just never had the misfortune of your dick being treated like the last lick of a tootsie pop
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@MichelleDBeadle that's one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen and I've seen 2 girls 1 cup numerous times.
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@BeauBehan your welcome. I actually dozed off 2 times while reading one of his reviews
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@briannafrost Jack Daniels! weed makes me paranoid. Booze makes me not give a shit about anything
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@briannafrost I think you might of left something out. It starts with B and ends with an ooze
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@BeauBehan who is this Matty Kelley hack trying to cut in on your movie reviewing gig at the Santa Monica Patch
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@NYPDnews @TheRevBobLevy I take it she wasn't walking a Rottweiler
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@briannafrost that's kind of like without booze you can't have a hangover
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@sauciledo the guy is right. That really is a clear cut case of MFD
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@DJMissBXXX have to say it did look smooth, creamy, delicate, yet masculine.
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@DJMissBXXX that movie was horrible! Shut it off after mcconaughey got ganged raped
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@briannafrost those are some serious cut offs!
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@TheRevBobLevy I here you brother. I think it was that fucking real world or maybe survivor.
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@briannafrost I really don't enjoy blacking out. but apparently from what people tell me I'm pretty good at it.
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@tkhoury13 my dogs got a cock! you asshole. He's no bitch!
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@tkhoury13 listen don't talk shit about my dog. The cunt I live with is free game though
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@tkhoury13 I guess because I'm not pushing forty & been dumped by a 23 year old.
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@tkhoury13 waaahhh! Get over it you fag
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@TheRevBobLevy what a funny bastard. What a loss. That's the irony, being that funny only comes with a lot of anger
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@TheRevBobLevy did you know Giraldo?
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@TheRevBobLevy I hear ya brother
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@TheRevBobLevy you have to rewrite that. It's hard to decipher. You talking about she-males?
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@TheRevBobLevy I think the gov'ment has put an addictive agent in tequila. At least that's what I'm telling my chick. Crossing my fingers
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@irishassassin33 @BillyD16 i'm so keeno on beefareeno, what a delicious cuisino, fit for king or queeno. Rusty!
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@TheRevBobLevy Actually, I think I saw you. I must have blacked out
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@TheRevBobLevy you have any spots coming up in the Boston area?
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@TheRevBobLevy I can't believe my hacky joke turned into an intervention. But it's well appreciated. Your really working those 12 steps
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@TheRevBobLevy I'm well familiar with the blackout. You add all the time I've done it. It has to add up to a year. Lot of holes in drywall
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@TheRevBobLevy just turned 36. I think I can squeeze a few more years out of this liver. The liver is evil it deserves to be punished!
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@TheRevBobLevy all the power to you brother. I tried, but unfortunately for me a day without booze is like a day without sunshine
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@TheRevBobLevy I was actually going to go with"I don't believe in a coke addicted comic" but you or a 1000 other guys could have appeared
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@TheRevBobLevy I was actually going to go with "I don't believe in a coke addicted comic" but realized you & 1000 other guys
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@TheRevBobLevy isn't that what you see? when in the dark you look into the mirror & say "I can't believe a Jew could spell so bad" 5 times
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@salgovernale that would be someone nobody fucking knows
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@mariamenounos I hope that this Philip dude realizes that giving oral to chicks gave Michael Douglas cancer
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@BillyD16 so Keith Hernandez was wrong . It wasn't McDowell
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@BillyD16 I'm looking at your new profile pic. Were you the second spitter?
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@TheRevBobLevy I know. I'm just giving you shit, cause I know Artie use to bust your balls about your spelling
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@TheRevBobLevy apparently you should say the same to every English or spelling teacher you ever had
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@BillyD16 @irishassassin33 i like the line from rocky 2. Rocky how do you fell about condominiums? I never use them
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@BillyD16 I'm watching rocky. Mickey just said women weaken legs. the IA lives by that creed. He hasn't been seen with a chick since y2k
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@BriBrooksxxx evidently you got a thing for the landscaper
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@DavidSpade k.d Lang is in your dressing room?
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@irishassassin33 now I understand. The sheedog is in charge of the remote or you'd be watching Magic Mike on starz
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@irishassassin33 what no movie tonight, twinkle toes?
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@briannafrost wouldn't that be 2 green eyes & one brown eye
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@briannafrost cocktail hour? It's more like cocktail year
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@Courtney_Marlo I don't know how accurate those liver tests are. Cause my doctor told me the same & I'm extremely skeptical
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@briannafrost well if the shoes by themselves make you horny. Imagine being a dude & seeing you in those shoes. Forget about it
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@briannafrost what kind of flooring is that?
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@briannafrost I once heard this drunk Irish guy say "a day without booze is like a day without sunshine". I came to realize he was a genius
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@briannafrost not at all. But when they do, I know it's the booze & where your coming from. But I could never imagine life without booze
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@briannafrost ok. I drink to be happy & to forget my troubles. But then I can't stop & drink to much & get really depressed
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@briannafrost I understand. I've never wanted to fuck any dude I've ever met no matter how cool he is. I don't know how you chicks do it
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@briannafrost I'm guessing by the depression & negativity in your tweets you've been drinking. I know your pain I too have a problem
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@daveskatevolcom you describe yourself as a linguist. You should as an assassin. for what you do to the English language
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@briannafrost perhaps it's because most of the guys you meet are actually douches
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@portajonritchie what was the last half of your text to Bocchetti that got dumped on Friday?
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@BriBrooksxxx I don't think there's an adjective to describe how sexy this pic is
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@irishassassin33 @BillyD16 if those girls from Cleveland had a choice to have to read your reviews or go back in the basement. Basement wins
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Feeling sexy or perhaps I just had to much to drink & love bubbles! pic.twitter.com/Kk4PHn1zZX
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@BriBrooksxxx he also loves relaxing in the sun pic.twitter.com/4hctSGpFDU
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Judging by this pic, I'm pretty sure the 70's must blow present day away pic.twitter.com/v6hxcvjJUB
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@briannafrost you need to get yourself one of these. Than those neighbors will show some respect pic.twitter.com/iKCyKjMpuL
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Just cracked open a fresh box of tissues. If you know what I mean pic.twitter.com/By8r5LEtUY
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@briannafrost there's nothing wrong with drinking alone. Sometimes I can't find anyone I'd rather get drunk with than myself.
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@rpjenkins @billyd16 I believe O'Brien wrote "The Big Game"
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@JackOLoughlin @bonniebernstein get a fucking life Jack
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@BillyD16 @irishassassin33 why would anyone take advice from someone who's favorite movie is transformers 2
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@irishassassin33 if they really want to torture him they should force him to read your movie reviews
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@tkhoury13 something like that. I've rediscovered how great booze is.
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@tkhoury13 @jasonfoti why you nervous? You holding?
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@tkhoury13 Bulldogs!!
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@FredToucher watching your spot on Comcast. You actually make shaughnessy look youthful
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@ArtieQuitter let's keep it short. you got to make John Ritchie your permanent co-host
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@bradt02062 Ellis burks! You fill in the rest
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@DJMissBXXX I just touched myself in an inappropriate manner even though you have hammer toe
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