50 Sexual Orientations That Should Exist If They Don’t Already
Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.
posted on Nov. 25, 2014, at 7:32 p.m.
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1. Sexual Orientation: Meryl Streep’s IMDb page.
2. Sexual Orientation: The look on Drake’s face at the end of the “Anaconda” music video.
3. Sexual Orientation: Marlene Dietrich in a top hat.
4. Sexual Orientation: Listening to “Jolene” on repeat for three hours nonstop.
5. Sexual Orientation: All of the sex scenes on
How to Get Away With Murder
involving rimming.
6. Sexual Orientation: The entirety of Solange’s wedding.
7. Sexual Orientation: “Goodbye to All That” by Joan Didion.
8. Sexual Orientation: Bottomless mimosas.
9. Sexual Orientation: Student loan “debt forgiveness” plans.
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11. Sexual Orientation: Zachary Quinto’s eyebrows.
12. Sexual Orientation: Ruby Rose’s eyebrows.
13. Sexual Orientation: Great eyebrows, in general.
14. Sexual Orientation: The entire cast of
Orange Is the New Black.
15. Sexual Orientation: Beyoncé releasing surprise albums and music videos.
16. Sexual Orientation: Every sex scene on
The L Word
involving Shane.
17. Sexual Orientation: Any time Laverne Cox gives a speech.
18. Sexual Orientation: Samira Wiley’s entire life.
19. Sexual Orientation: One of those giant jars of Nutella.
20. Sexual Orientation: Barbra Streisand as Fanny Brice.
21. Sexual Orientation: Benedict Cumberbatch’s hands.
22. Sexual Orientation: Murray Bartlett’s mustache on
Looking.
23. Sexual Orientation: “The Ladies Who Lunch.”
24. Sexual Orientation: Uzo Aduba’s red carpet game.
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26. Sexual Orientation: Sitting next to Anna Wintour at a fashion show.
27. Sexual Orientation: Makeup contouring.
28. Sexual Orientation: Someone hacking Joyce Carol Oates’ Twitter account.
29. Sexual Orientation: A cashmere onesie.
30. Sexual Orientation: Channing Tatum wearing sweatpants.
31. Sexual Orientation: Lupita Nyong’o going on a shopping spree.
32. Sexual Orientation: Dimples, just in general.
33. Sexual Orientation: Misandry.
34. Sexual Orientation: Xander’s Speedo scene from
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
35. Sexual Orientation: Oberyn Martell slowly eating grapes.
36. Sexual Orientation: Binge-watching Buffy.
37. Sexual Orientation: Naya Rivera’s side-eye.
38. Sexual Orientation: Perfectly alphabetized DVD collection.
39. Sexual Orientation: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaass.
40. Sexual Orientation: Ciara dancing in her music videos.
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42. Sexual Orientation: Chris Tucker in
The Fifth Element.
43. Sexual Orientation: Jane Russel in plaid.
44. Sexual Orientation: Taking my pants off after work.
45. Sexual Orientation: Shondaland.
46. Sexual Orientation: Rosemary french fries.
47. Sexual Orientation: Patti Lupone’s career.
48: Sexual Orientation: Annie Clark playing guitar.
49. Sexual Orientation: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s voice.
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