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[–]linecookdaddy 712 ポイント713 ポイント  (41子コメント)

My wife gets me little bottles of whiskey, baseball cards, and star wars toys. I'm 37.

[–]shae2k 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I buy my guy toys all the time, especially star wars stuff. There's a comic / enthusiasts store near my work, I take walks during lunch, go in and see what's new. If I see something I think he'd like, I pick it up and leave it at his place next time I'm over.

He loves it and often says I'm the only girlfriend he's ever had that has actually bought him "just because" presents.

I've also gifted steam games, that's always a hit.

Of course, random blowjobs and dirty pics go a long way too. (Yes, I've read the billboards, I'm all over it!).

[–]pmaxm00 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What billboards?

[–]Rogu3Wo1f [非表示スコア]  (4子コメント)

I too was hoping to find the answer to this.

[–]belethors_sister 115 ポイント116 ポイント  (11子コメント)

This is the kind of wife I want to be to my guy.

[–]sarcasticmrfox 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Get the Princess Leia bikini

[–]fiddle05 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spend the twenty bucks....

[–]RockinTheKevbot 552 ポイント553 ポイント  (19子コメント)

My wife got me a pocket knife once just because. It was pretty awesome.

[–]Reamofqtips 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (7子コメント)

My daily carry knife is one my wife got me a couple years ago, it's a nice slim CRKT pazzo that's not an expensive knife, but it's a good one for anyways having on my person.

[–]Emperor_NOPEolean 1502 ポイント1503 ポイント  (118子コメント)

Literally anything. Men get gifts so seldom, that anything is going to be a nice surprise.

[–]1YearWonder 248 ポイント249 ポイント  (56子コメント)

I think this is part of the problem though, its hard to know what to get specifically when anything would be good... do you know what I mean? I think OP was hoping for (or at least, I was hoping when I clicked here) for a very general consensus on what the 'short list' would be, as in the provided example of "chocolates and flowers" for women.

I was thinking Beer and beef jerky.

EDIT: There are some really awesome responses, and A LOT of 'blowjobs, obviously!!' comments. I get the humour, but at the same time want to comment on that. Someone accused me earlier of 'ignoring' the obvious answer to the question 'what do guys like for a little surprise?'. This was my response (if it seems a little cranky that attitude is in response to tone of the msg I recieved), and pretty much covers how I feel about the solution of 'blowjobs' as its presented here:

you ask guys what they would like, and then ignore it

Its not that at all. I said I understand that guys like blowjobs. It would be like if I thought a special little surprise was 1000$ cash. No one would ever give me that on a random Tuesday just because they were thinking of me because that's just not an appropriate request. I'm saying that I think that a blowjob is too 'big' a gift for this context. Its a funny answer and 95% of the people saying 'blowjobs' are only half serious (because yes, blowjobs are good, but no they don't expect constant surprise blowjobs). This doesn't mean that I'm totally above giving a 'surprise blowjob' here and there, or on a special occasion...but theres a problem with that being generally assumed that its the only thing that dudes want.

Just because you like blowjobs doesn't mean you deserve one, and just because you like blowjobs doesn't mean you don't like ANYTHING else, its clearly not the ONLY thing men are interested in. Wanting ideas BESIDES dropping to my knees like a good little cocksucker to show a dude he's great doesn't mean I'm ignoring anything.

I personally give guys a little more credit. I think they're people like anyone, with thoughts and ideas and things they like. I don't walk around looking at a dude assuming he has no interests or opinions past the tip of his dick, which is kind of the impression of men you're giving.

[–]ThirdFloorGreg 209 ポイント210 ポイント  (14子コメント)

What does he like? Get him one of those.

[–]GourangaPlusPlus 178 ポイント179 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Might be awkward having your girlfriend getting you a hooker

[–]GreyInkling 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Get him that leg lamp from A Christmas Story.

[–]cjsr4c 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Beer and jerkey. Or beer and pizza. Or beer and ammo. Or beer and a tickets to a game. Or beer and beer.

[–]Camaro123 150 ポイント151 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Beer, beef jerky, and a blow job.......

[–]ZeroCL 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah the good ole triple B, that's how you get a husband

[–]w00t634 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I think this is part of the problem though, its hard to know what to get specifically when anything would be good...

Now you know how men feel when you say "Anything" is good for lunch/dinner

[–]icpierre 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Beer, booze, mcdonalds, a napkin, anything.....literally anything

[–]Stalfos1504 189 ポイント190 ポイント  (7子コメント)

One time, a girl brought me a bottle of water because we were going on a hike for our date. Literally the most thoughtful thing anyone's ever done for me. I melted.

[–]kaosChild 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I have a picture of you

[–]Stalfos1504 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That is so flattering, you are a wonderful person. Now if you'll excuse me I need to get back to my run.

[–]Cistral [非表示スコア]  (0子コメント)

That's literally the nicest comment I've seen. You are perfect, now let's finish our 10k before we have to go back to work from lunch.

[–]I_Say_MOOOOOOOOOOOOO 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (8子コメント)

This is correct.

[–]WentoX 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I live in a hostel, one of my female roommates folded a blanket into a chicken and left it on my bed as a gift while I was working.... I have no clue why (alcohol most likely involved), but Dammit if I'm not happy she thought about me when she made it!

[–]Thundaklutch 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's not a chicken. It's a headless baby in a onesy.

[–]NonerBoner 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (12子コメント)

I buy my boyfriend socks. It's one less thing he has to do and he seems to like it.

[–]3loodwolf117 554 ポイント555 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Including blowjobs

[–]NuclearGhandi1 350 ポイント351 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Especially blowjobs

[–]legion_of_black666 166 ポイント167 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Things a man wants: blowjobs

[–]Literallynotliterall 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll take that, hold the blanket chicken thing.

[–]sam-29-01-14 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hate this idea that men want blowjobs as presents as if they are some kind of item to be collected, or withheld to encourage good behaviour.

I go down on my girlfriend because I actively enjoy it. I hope that is why she likes to pleasure me too. I cringe at the idea someone would see sex with me as 'giving a gift' or see a certain intimate act as for 'birthdays only'. How sad that would be.

[–]CleanWholesomePhun 1214 ポイント1215 ポイント  (81子コメント)

Toys are kinda rad. I'm 31,but if I came home to nerf guns I'd probably be really stoked.

[–]legochemgrad 398 ポイント399 ポイント  (39子コメント)

Seriously, a nerf fight in the house would be amazing. Also, lego.

[–]belethors_sister 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (7子コメント)

My boyfriend is 31 and still plays with his Legos on a weekly basis. I love it! I love to lay on his bed and watch him build things. I always let him know, too.

I wanna also have a nerf gun fight in the house one day.

[–]Supaslags 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Oh man! I have an extensive nerf collection (and a 13 year old). When I moved out of an apartment when he was 10, we went back the last day to be sure everything was out. There were a handful of boxes there, but nothing else. Light bulb went on. Set up the boxes and stacked them. Then we brought all the nerf guns and ammo (something like 15+ guns and HUNDREDS of bullets). I let him invite two friends over. Then we had a nerf war. When I closed on my house, FIRST thing we did was have a nerf war. Nerf wars in places without shit to wreck are amazing. Absolutely amazing.

[–]thewolfmansbrotha 197 ポイント198 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Legos are ageless.

[–]Camaro123 161 ポイント162 ポイント  (13子コメント)

How about Building the Lego millennium falcon WHILE receiving a blow job.......

[–]ShallowHalasy 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Millennium Falcon Lego set? Is your girlfriend a fucking billionaire?!

[–]Dr_Tower 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well she's good at blowjobs, how do you think she pays for it!

[–]ohmytosh 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm 25, and my girlfriend and I went to the store the other day and for $10 we got marshmallow blow guns and a bag of mini marshmallows. We spent an hour shooting each other and only stopped to get my sister from the airport. It was a blast.

[–]reallytim 120 ポイント121 ポイント  (4子コメント)

you spelled blowjob wrong

[–]crimeodile 309 ポイント310 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Guys aren't used to getting gifts. For whatever reason, from adolescence onwards, the genders kind of diverge here. Women seem to largely continue to get gifts from friends and family, whereas most men find that the gifts start to dry up.

Anyway, the point is that by the time we're adults we've long-since fallen into the habit of just buying the things we want for ourselves. That's why the top answers in these threads are always sex and food, because those are the kind of fleeting joys that we can't have already purchased.

[–]MoonshineExpress 732 ポイント733 ポイント  (46子コメント)

I love it when my girlfriend just randomly sends me some naked or sexy photos. Might not be for everyone, but for me that's certainly a flowers/chocolates equivalent.

[–]imstock 830 ポイント831 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Nope, those in fact were for everyone. Love her mole.

[–]FeetInTheWater 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I agree. Got a naked shot with her in a choker necklace... so fun. Came home and we went straight at it. A fun day.

[–]Suddenly_Something 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Weird. I got that one too.

[–]FeetInTheWater 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We're swingers, so I wouldn't be surprised. Actually, we took some silly reenactment pics of her doing a Kim Kardashian, back and butt showing, looking back over her shoulder holding a blanket just below her ass. We sent that to our favorite friends as a Happy Hump Day pic yesterday.

[–]morethebito 80 ポイント81 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Possibly even a BJ after

[–]HamieFace 354 ポイント355 ポイント  (37子コメント)

A beautiful home cooked meal of his choice.

[–]hoikarnage 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I vote this one.

Also be sure to cook it wearing nothing but an apron.

[–]dreadpiratewombat 222 ポイント223 ポイント  (16子コメント)

And a blowjob.

[–]Its_me_not_caring 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Ok, I think I do not need to read anymore of this thread. I know whats below without scrolling.

[–]Snarky75 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I cook a home cooked meal every night.

[–]BeltWieldingDad 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I like raspberries, so anytime I'm surprised with a box of raspberries to eat, I'm a happy camper. Really anything edible is awesome. If you go to the store and pick up something for the sole purpose of my snacking I'll love you forever.

[–]Hellion_23 264 ポイント265 ポイント  (28子コメント)

I actually really like flowers and chocolate too so honey if you're reading this

[–]thingpaint 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I like flowers too, women never buy me flowers :(

[–]Hellion_23 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I like to have them in as many rooms as possible, match them to the decor. Really brightens the place up. Especially good when I've got the black dog on my back to have a few flowers smelling the place up, all vivacious and junk

[–]WorriedinDE 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Once I bought an ex a big bunch of sunflowers, because I'd heard him say they were his favorites a few weeks back. I actually even went to a couple of stores before I found the sunflowers.

When I gave it to him, he refused to believe I meant to gift them to him, and wouldn't accept them. He insisted that I actually meant them for his mom (we were having dinner there later) and gave them to her. I never bought him flowers again.

I buy my current SO flowers though, he also hates it but at least he takes them.

[–]ironappleseed 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awwww, you confused him.

[–]ArsenicAndRoses 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Flowers are the shit. They make the whole room smell alive. Wish my SO didn't think they're a waste of money :(

[–]mylivesofothers 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How does your SO feel about arsenic?

[–]WorriedinDE 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (6子コメント)

My boyfriend is a huge fan of sugar-free RedBull and vodka, which I don't drink. Sometimes to be nice, I bring home a couple cans of it to make his day... Actually that's how I realized I loved him, when I was at a Hess that was out of my way contemplating paying $7.99 for a four pack of essentially boar piss to make him happy.

Sometimes I buy him flowers too though. And I bake him banana bread on demand (once at 3 AM). My boyfriend is too goddamn cute.

[–]inagadda 2394 ポイント2395 ポイント  (153子コメント)

Random acts of fellatio are always appreciated.

[–]cusifai 980 ポイント981 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Very well scheduled acts of fellatio are appreciated too.

[–]reverseskip 497 ポイント498 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Blow jobs anytime, anywhere, all the time, everywhere. Us guys would appreciate that.

[–]julianjalapeno 324 ポイント325 ポイント  (15子コメント)

It can't be stressed enough that anytime, anywhere is fine. I can't really think of an exception.

I could be a pall bearer at a funeral and my wife sneaks up under me on a mechanic's creeper and I wouldn't protest.

[–]boobiesucker 244 ポイント245 ポイント  (11子コメント)

That's a blowjob that's so good that it gives you the power to raise the dead.

[–]inagadda 409 ポイント410 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Carrying two stiffies at once, that's efficient.

[–]morethebito 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Jesus

[–]imstock 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Are you suggesting this is what happened to him? Lol

[–]Augustine0615 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourning wood

[–]OrlandoDoom 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it's good enough, you may drop the dead.

[–]walk_through_this 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I was once asked if there was a bad time for this. The only answer I could come up with was 'While changing lanes in heavy traffic.'

[–]ichbineindonut 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Several years ago on the NJ turnpike for Thanksgiving weekend my wife leaned over and started going at it. While it wasn't the best time, It wasn't the worst time. Traffic was heavy, but it wasn't fast. It wasn't even 30 mph.

[–]megacookie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I bet you went 0-sticky in 3 seconds

[–]DrewChrist87 [非表示スコア]  (0子コメント)

When I'm not feeling too fresh down there I'll turn it down.

For the 30 seconds it takes to hop in the shower, rectify the situation, dry somewhat off, and receive it.

[–]LordGalen 502 ポイント503 ポイント  (49子コメント)

Every single time a question like this is asked, the top comment is always the same. When are women gonna figure out that all we really want is to get our dicks sucked? It's not rocket science.

[–]dialdfordesi 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I always found it funny that people try to say that a beej is like the equivalent of flowers.

In my mind I picture a scenario where a dude gets head and then the partner is like "time to return the favor" and the dude just tosses Reese's Pieces at her and walks off

[–]Literal_Genius 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reese's Pieces

This was unexpected.

[–]Downvotesturnmeonbby 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sometimes flowers are the equivalent of her looking up from her phone.

[–]inagadda 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (2子コメント)

We should just put up billboards on the freeway as reminders.

[–]GourangaPlusPlus 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Too many guys would crash trying to phone their wife

[–]TheScamr 55 ポイント56 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Honey, you look stressed, how can I help?

A blow job?

How about a foot massage?

How about a hand job?

Shoulder rub?

How about I just jack off in the shower while you order out from that Chinese place I like?

[–]senpai_pls_ignore_me 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pocket rocket science?

[–]freshme4t 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think we scared off OP. I haven't seen a single response from her in this thread

[–]kdj330 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, that's why all those bros like Stephen Sondheim and Andrew Lloyd Weber came up with all of those Broadway shows right?

[–]cusifai 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I fear that if anytime in human history a thread like this arise where one of the top comments isn't this, then the female gender as a whole will use it as an excuse to decrease the already not high enough quantity of fellatio it is giving.

That, /u/LordGalen, is my fear.

[–]EventHorizon182 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (4子コメント)

its a human fallacy, like for example if someone really into fitness gets rejected they probably would think its because their body isnt good enough, completely ignoring the fact they might have a shitty personality. people have a tendency to assume the things that matter to them are the things that matter to other people. confidence occurs when you believe you excel at the thing that matters to you, even if people find your other qualities that are important to them are laughably bad.

if you find a girl whos priorities are sexual, you will get randoms acts of fellatio without ever having to ask.

[–]Silver_kitty 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Maybe try some random acts of cunnilingus for us.

[–]inagadda 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No problem 😋

[–]TheScamr 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Women keep on asking the same questions and getting the same answers. There is a reason the opposite of Valentines Day is Steak and a Blow Job day.

[–]DobbyDooDoo 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Came here to make sure this was the top answer.

[–]Parcequehomard 72 ポイント73 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's the top answer every damn time this question is posted.

[–]DobbyDooDoo 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (2子コメント)

And yet, they keep asking. Maybe they're hoping the answer will change so they don't have to suck our dicks. ::SPOILER ALERT:: it won't.

[–]OldirtySapper 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So a wife is looking for a gift for her husband and a guy sells her a bullfrog that gives blowjobs. She figures its win win if it works she won't have to suck dick anymore and if not its a funny joke. At 2 am she hears her husband in the kitchen banging pans around. What are you doing she asks. He responds IF I CAN TEACH THIS FROG TO COOK YOUR ASS IS GONE.

I stole that from somewhere.

[–]K11Light 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I knew this would be the top answer but still needed to verify by checking. Wasn't disappointed.

[–]ILikeMichaelCera 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (12子コメント)

You jest, but I really can't figure out a better answer that has the same effect as flowers and chocolates.

[–]inagadda 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (8子コメント)

No jest... I mean it. Takes less time and money than going to the store for flowers / chocolate and it's a better mood enhancer.

[–]Darkcheops 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I really don't think a lot of women understand just how great sex makes us feel. After I've had sex nothing can really bring me down for at least a couple days. I'm way more productive and happy. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to work that way for them or at least not when it's with me. If I cared about someone and knew of something that easy that could give them that feeling I would be doing it all the time.

[–]Hoodafakizit 342 ポイント343 ポイント  (15子コメント)

A six-pack of beer, or a bottle of his favorite spirit (whiskey, vodka, or whatever he prefers)

[–]dreadpiratewombat 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (9子コメント)

And then a blowjob.

[–]comedygene 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Agreed. Came here to say 12 pack and a BJ. Preferably let me drink my beer while getting the BJ.

[–]LordFiresnake 140 ポイント141 ポイント  (6子コメント)

notes are cool, we do like to know you love us. It is after all the thought that counts.

Otherwise let it be known that the human male is generally a practical creature. We enjoy things we can get use out over a prolonged time. Although candy and meat are also very practical. I'm in a relationship where we give each other cheap, fun films to watch. There are places where you can buy DVDs and Blu-rays for really cheap and get an evening out that is fun for both.

Just some thoughts.

[–]seoi-nage 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (1子コメント)

notes are cool, we do like to know you love us

Seconded. It really makes me feel very good indeed when my girlfriend sends me a love note.

[–]SqoishMaloish 1019 ポイント1020 ポイント  (71子コメント)

I don't want a blowjob or any other sexual favors as a gift or reward. Sex should already be a part of the relationship and the point of a gift is to give me something I don't already have. I'd say something new and neat related to his hobby would be good; for example if he plays guitar get him a new slide or pedal.

[–]VladimirPocket 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (3子コメント)

On one hand I would love this, on the other, maybe not. I'm the person who only buys very specific things and spends hours pouring over combinations and doing meticulous (and mostly unnecessary) research on things like my guitar stuff. Only I know what I want and explaining it to others is impossible because a lot of the time I don't even know I want something until I took the plunge and night it myself.

I don't like birthdays and Christmas because I'm terrified that I get something I was interested in/talk about then don't enjoy it. If I buy it myself I just feel like it's ok because 'now I know'.

[–]squidsansgoat 368 ポイント369 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Thank you for this! Sex is an intimate experience between the people involved, not a commodity to gift to people.

[–]GalacticNexus 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Sex is an intimate experience between the people involved, not a commodity to gift to people.

You're saying I shouldn't give my friends brothel gift cards for Christmas?

[–]carolinablue199 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Thank you! I'm glad that someone gets it. I feel bad for couples if such acts are so rare that getting one is a "gift" or a "surprise"...

[–]londongarbageman 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"I don't remember what sex is like but my birthday's coming up"

[–]Plaguerat18 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly! That sort of wasn't sitting right with me. My partner would hate to receive such a thing as a sort of exchange instead of something I am very much in the mood to do for my own (and his of course) purposes.

[–]throw_the_switch 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yeah, I'm a lady and have usually been the one with the higher sex drive in my relationships - randomly trying to blow the guy whenever I'm feeling appreciative would probably make him feel kinda pressured.

[–]joey_l 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is actually the best answer. Something small related to his hobby. If likes to draw: new pencils, markers, or sketchbook. If he likes sports there are plenty of accessories and equipment. Homebrewing is a growing hobby and there are endless supplies for a homebrewer such as airlocks, carboys, auto-siphons, bottles, labels. Simple things that he'd appreciate and might be thinking about buying but couldn't justify it yet.

[–]blndcavefsh 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thank you. So many people talking about giving a blowjob as though it's costing her something. This thread is weird.

[–]choc_sauce 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Anything he likes really. Does he read a lot; then book, maybe he likes chocolates, like beer - six pack etc. Its the thought really that matters (that is you thought of something he would enjoy and facilitated that).

[–]illiriam 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I pointed this out to my fiancee and he said "flowers... flowers and whisky".

So try that.

[–]BrooksConrad 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Notes are lovely, it's gotta be said. My girlfriend gave me a little notepad she put together herself and wrote a note on the cover of, and it lives in my jacket pocket so I always have something to write on, and I can always read her little inscription to cheer myself up _^

[–]StalksTheWaitress 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Do you live in a romantic comedy?!

[–]BrooksConrad 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We also slow-danced at a bus stop over the weekend, and have done that "We split up for some stupid reason, I want you back" thing, so I may have to answer that in the affirmative.

[–]MuMu01 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (16子コメント)

My ex loves root beer! So I used to get him one from A&W after his exams, just because. Very appreciated.

[–]GreyInkling 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (8子コメント)

If you're ever together again get him some smaller brands you need to order online, like an Australian brand, or Fitz's, a St. Louis brand. That one's my favorite.

[–]cantbrainIhasthedumb 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Game stuff! My fiance and I give each other Magic booster packs <3

[–]IRunFast24 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (10子コメント)

A jar of almond butter. I love that shit but I always feel guilty spending $10 on it.

[–]TwistedFae89 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

On a completely unrelated note to this thread. Go to whole foods and either grind your own almond butter or they have pre-ground tubs. It's way better than the $10 jar. And it's typically closer to $6. They also have a whole world of other nut butters. Edit: fixed a word.

[–]pizzapede 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I go pretty bonkers when my girlfriend leaves me beer or snack foods.

[–]ippoliteX 483 ポイント484 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Surprise strap-on up his ass while he's asleep.

Just because.

[–]thefranchise97 249 ポイント250 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Found the Cosmo reader

[–]archontruth 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nono, the Cosmo reader would sprinkle the strap-on with powdered ghost peppers to 'add that special spice to the relationship'.

[–]g3t0nmyl3v3l 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (4子コメント)

"And don't forget, men love surprises. Blind fold him and gag him before you begin. We all know men like to feel manly, so don't try to use lube either; he'll feel less of a man and you don't want that. Lastly, ice cubes ladies. Take your dildo the day before and freeze a big chunk of ice around it. Remove the dildo and insert his penis. This compliments the ghost peppers nicely, researches confirmed this and that's why we have hot and cold condoms!"

[–]PaleFlyer 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh holy mother of Christ... This... Is... Wrong!

[–]SteevyT 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But probably something cosmo would publish.

[–]Im_a_fuckin_turtle 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

STOP IT!! YOU WILL GIVE COSMO IDEAS!!!

[–]queenrocks1977 206 ポイント207 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Aww

[–]TWEEVES 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I mean, I can't think of a single guy who WOULDN't love this

[–]BrandtCantWatch_ 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I mean, as long as there's a blowjob before or after I say this is accurate.

[–]ippoliteX 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Sure. You can suck off the dildo all you want. After.

[–]jmslblnc 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wife material right here.

[–]jaseface0714 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'd take an xbox game or a ticket to a live show. Or tacos.

[–]Bigassbird 480 ポイント481 ポイント  (40子コメント)

ITT: Blowjobs

[–]Never_Been_Missed 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My wife sends me cookies at work. I am the envy of all the other guys at work... ;)

[–]shaneo632 267 ポイント268 ポイント  (21子コメント)

ITT: "ITT: blowjobs"

[–]Lawsoffire 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (0子コメント)

ITT:

ITT: "ITT: blowjobs"

[–]Cam_The_Man 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (18子コメント)

What does ITT stand for?

[–]legendaris 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Information Technology Teachings

[–]Lemme_Smell_Dat_Butt 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's Tool Time

[–]HappyCat73 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Expected overwhelming response of 'blowjob', reddit delivered.

[–]zn01 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Can you cook well? Try to make him something he likes. "The fastest way to a man's heart is through his stomach" is very true with most guys, but only if you can cook well. Don't try to make his favorite thing that his mom makes for him- you'll probably never match her in that. Hearty comfort food (warm stews, pasta, meat pies, etc) tends to work best.

[–]dchristner13 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THIS totally accurate. I got to my guys heart by making homemade chicken and noodles, one of his favorites. And I've been the only girl to ever cook for him so that was a big plus for him too.

[–]GeektasticCatLady 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Beer. I try to bring a different 6 pack of craft beer home once a month.

[–]jubileo5 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Simple!

It should start with a B:

beer

bacon

boobs

bj

bourbon

brownies

Wait…hold that thought, I dunno, I wouldn't want babies as a gift...

[–]sexualSAVANT 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Helicopter-titties. In his face helicopter-titties. It shows that you care.

[–]Synera 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

A back massage.

[–]lurkinsohard 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Magic the Gathering booster packs, granted he plays Magic the Gathering.

[–]rofflemow 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (5子コメント)

ITT: The reason serious tags exist.

[–]ajguy16[🍰] 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The thing is, I think these guys are being dead serious. Even if my want for beer or flowers or whatever was equal to the want of a blowjob, I could go buy any of those things myself. I can not, however, go buy myself a blowjob without some major ramifications.

[–]restatic 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

LEGO.

[–]iamsorry88 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I like video games but only but myself one or two a year, a gift card too some game store would be nice.

[–]hauntedfox 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (6子コメント)

The best gift you can give him is trying to be the best girlfriend you can be, which you are apparently already doing. Keep being awesome :)

[–]mister_hoot 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Socks. And guacamole.

[–]blbd 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sex, hand tools, power tools, beer, pizza, barbecue, meat jerky, good chocolate, you get the drift, LOL!

[–]theshortcoconut 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Random Nerf gun wars!

...or blowjobs

..or both

But seriously, anything would be nice, we're simple creatures, amused and complimented by the littlest things that shows us you care.

For gestures, even random hugs would be hugely appreciated, randomly spank his ass if you wanna be playful. But extra points if you go for the dick graze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s37Vw76ZUdo

For things, I like the idea of something that wouldn't clutter(not unlike your flowers and chocolates), like beer or cheetos. Or share a bag of marshmallows if you're feeling crazy.

[–]XjohnsonX 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

For me it'd be a nice scotch. Or at a more reasonable price range, a 6-pack of a craft beer. Big bonus points if she knows to buy the scotch from Islay or an IPA (my preferences).

[–]ladydangerdame 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bring home a heath bar for my boyfriend whenever I go grocery shopping. He loves those things!

[–]andymcb1 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Homemade dinner, chocolate, little notes, a flower.

[–]thebenjaman 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (10子コメント)

ITT: Reddit proves its a fifteen year old boy

[–]Barbara_Booey 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (11子コメント)

By sexy lingerie and pumps and parade around the bedroom in them.

[–]Ptylerdactyl 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Emphasis on the parading. Keep your knees high, look straight forward. Step in time to the bass drum. Make no fewer than two complete circuits of the room. Hire Shriners to ride their tiny cars around and it's never a bad idea to get some kids to pelt your man with candy. Be sure to hand out fliers and invite him to vote for you for county treasurer next November. Nothing gets a man more hot and ready than a thirty man band playing a respectful arrangement of Hang On Sloopy.

Remember, nothing is more sexy than enthusiasm, so give it your best wrist-wave as you drive on by with the homecoming king in the president of First Federal Bank's new convertible.

[–]Barbara_Booey 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I love that song.

I don't want any kids (or men) in the room while my lady is parading though.

[–]Ptylerdactyl 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, you bought the ticket. Now you have to take the ride.

[–]tootall34 103 ポイント104 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Unanticipated Blowjobs are always nice

[–]A-Shitty-Doctor 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (19子コメント)

You're picking up your children from the school when suddenly BAM .. blowjob.

[–]impeccableflaws 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (15子コメント)

.. By your wife I hope you're implying.

[–]Ask_Me_If_Im_Plato 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (13子コメント)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]CokeFryChezbrgr 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you Playdough?

[–]iamsorry88 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're picking up your children from the school when suddenly BAM .. blowjob.

The kids can wait.

[–]Marshmalllowman 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The kids are participating.

[–]revolut1onname 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Steak.

[–]ssin14 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pizza. It's always pizza.