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[–]teefour 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 3 時間 前* (42子コメント)
Don't forget when it benefits the Democratic party too. Call me a cynic, but in Cleveland just the other day a cop shot and killed a 12 year old black boy who was messing around with an airsoft gun in a park with his friends.
Why isn't Jackson or Sharpton over there leading protests? Why no over hyped media coverage? While the kid had removed the orange tip and was scaring other kids with it while he was playing airsoft with friends, he was only 12, and the person who called 911 said to the operator that the gun was in all likely hood fake. And there is zero evidence the kid had pointed it at the officer or anything, it was tucked in his waistband.
Brown, on the other hand, was 18, a legal adult, and had just robbed a fucking liquor store.
So what's the difference? The only one I can see is the fact that there is no longer an election coming up, so there is no longer a reason for the left and right wing media to polarize the public into voting one way or another.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -15 ポイント-14 ポイント-13 ポイント 3 時間 前 (41子コメント)
I always forget that it's okay to murder people when they've committed a pretty crime.
[–]DingiGonnaDingus 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 3 時間 前 (0子コメント)
It's ok to defend yourself when your life is threatened, however.
[–]teefour 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 3 時間 前 (2子コメント)
I never said it was ok. Neither are ok. But given that Brown had just committed a crime, and there is pretty striking evidence he had fought with a cop, I find this most recent case to be far, FAR more egregious and infuriating. And yet no Jackson or Sharpton up in Cleveland starting protests and hyping up media stories to spawn riots. That's my point.
[–]bleepbloop12345 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 3 時間 前 (1子コメント)
Actually Jackson and Sharpton actively attempt to prevent riots, it's a serious problem in fighting back against structural oppression. Skip to about 5 minutes into this video.
Fighting back against a cop does not justify murder.
[–]teefour 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 3 時間 前 (0子コメント)
Yeah, and liquor companies show those "drink responsibly" commercials because they want people to drink responsibly.
And, again, I never said it was justified. But one situation calls for protests and round the clock media coverage far more than the other, and it certainly isn't the Brown case. In fact, this kind of shit happens all the time. Yet the Brown case is the one that suddenly got the constant, over hyped coverage? You don't find the timing and subsequent extremely blatant focus on "getting out the vote" to be the least bit suspicious?
[–]N0rthside_Donutz 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 3 時間 前 (25子コメント)
No, but after attacking a cop and attempting to grap said cops sidearm...yeah, funny how you forgot to mention that part.
[+]bleepbloop12345 スコアが基準値未満のコメント-7 ポイント-6 ポイント-5 ポイント 3 時間 前 (24子コメント)
Oh right, when somebody attacks a policeman they deserve to die. Cheers for enlightening me. Besides after Brown had been shot he staggered away down the street, did not 'rush' Wilson, yet he was shot repeatedly.
[–]N0rthside_Donutz 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 3 時間 前 (7子コメント)
after Brown had been shot he staggered away down the street
Oh sorry dude, I forgot you witnessed it first hand, and there was no conflicting evidence with witnesses that stated that.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 3 時間 前 (6子コメント)
No, I didn't witness it first hand which is why I defer to the actual witnesses. The evidence is conflicting, all the more reason to not attempt to justify the murder of an unarmed young man.
[–]N0rthside_Donutz -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 1 時間 前 (5子コメント)
No conflicting evidence in ballistics or blood spatter. Multiple witnesses supported Wilsons statement. The witnesses that said Brown didn't reach inside the Police SUV changed their story when it was proved he did.
[–]bleepbloop12345 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前 (4子コメント)
I'm not arguing the fact that he struggled with Wilson inside the car, or the ballistics/blood splatter evidence that shows he was shot from close range within the car.
I'm arguing that there is no hard evidence that Brown tried to grab Wilson's gun, and so we cannot say that his murder was justified.
[–]N0rthside_Donutz -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 1 時間 前 (2子コメント)
I'm arguing that there is no hard evidence that Brown tried to grab Wilson's gun
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[–]bleepbloop12345 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 1 時間 前 (1子コメント)
Well, is there any?
Seriously show me a single piece of hard evidence that Brown tried to grab Wilson's gun and I'll take everything back.
[–]Ozymandias36 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 3 時間 前* (15子コメント)
Oh right, when somebody attacks a policeman they deserve to die.
Brown went for Wilson's gun, Wilson shot him to stop him from getting the gun. It doesn't get much more deserved than that.
yet he was shot repeatedly.
Cops are specifically trained to keep firing on someone once they start (this is for safety reasons as the human body can take a downright surprising amount of bullets and still dish out some harm to officers and bystanders before dropping, even if all of the shots were mortal wounds (which they never will be, nobody shoots that good in high stress situations)). Cops shoot solely to kill, and shooting to wound or shooting only to stop or dissuade someone for something does not exist outside of the movies. This is standard police protocol literally all across the US and most of the world.
[–]bigassdiesel 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 3 時間 前 (1子コメント)
I am a cop and I know of no cop trained to "unload" a magazine. You shot until the threat is stopped. Most cops are not "gun guys" and are not very good shots. I think that is why you see a lot of shootings with multiple rounds fired and missed.
[–]Ozymandias36 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前 (0子コメント)
By unload a magazine I merely meant to keep firing. Edited to fix.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 3 時間 前 (12子コメント)
They struggled in the car window. There is conflicting evidence about why this happened. It does not legitimize murder.
Cops are specifically trained to unload a magazine on someone once they start firing (this is for safety reasons as the human body can take a downright surprising amount of bullets and still dish out some harm to officers and bystanders before dropping, even if all of the shots were mortal wounds
human life > harm to an officer
This is standard police protocol literally all across the US and most of the world.
All the more reason to oppose the existence of the police
[–]Ozymandias36 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 2 時間 前* (3子コメント)
Grand jury decided that the evidence pointed more on the side of Darren Wilson. The grand jury was privy to a hell of a lot more information than you or I and has decided that what Wilson did was not only NOT murder, it also did not constitute negligible homicide or anything else.
Cops are human. Also once you go for a cop's gun you can throw your right to not get shot right out of the fucking window.
You are legitimately retarded.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 2 時間 前 (2子コメント)
The grand jury was led by a man with absurdly close ties to the police, a large number of his family served in the police department and his father was a police officer who was killed by an African-American suspect.
Sure, cops are human. I'm saying that I'd rather a cop gets hurt than another person gets murdered.
There's quite extensive literature on why and how we should replace the police.
[–]Ozymandias36 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前 (1子コメント)
I'm saying that I'd rather a cop gets hurt than another person gets murdered.
Self-defense is not murder. Murder is a killing in cold blood or the killing of someone not defending themselves. Brown died in a struggle to take and use a police officer's weapon.
Please go back to /r/anarchocapitalism or /r/anarchy or whatever moronic environment you developed these idiotic ideas in.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 1 時間 前 (0子コメント)
They were struggling through the window of a car. Find a single piece of hard evidence that Brown tried to take Wilson's gun.
I'm offended you think I'm an an-cap! I'm a libertarian socialist as it happens. Feel like putting forward an actual argument against anarchism?
[–]doobiedoo973 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 2 時間 前 (7子コメント)
It's always sad to see someone make a coherent argument about something then you realize it was all built on a foundation of batshit crazy.
[–]bleepbloop12345 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前 (6子コメント)
Ahah, I'm glad that someone actually agrees with my argument.
Here's some basic literature you might find interesting on the abolition of the police.
[–]doobiedoo973 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前 (5子コメント)
some of your argument
Sorry, anarchism doesn't work. Didn't work in Barcelona, isn't going to work in Detroit. Like communism it's a great theory to discuss on a liberal arts college campus, crashes to earth during implementation.
[–]bleepbloop12345 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 59 分 前 (4子コメント)
Unlike Capitalism, of course which is working fine /s
War, famine, conflict, mass inequality, racism, sexism and massive poverty. You know that 1% of the world's population now owns 48% of the wealth? The relentless drive of Capitalist accumulation is already destroying the environment and melting the icecaps - with a booming third world population and no slow down in CO2 emissions how long is it until the entire human race is wiped out?
And for the record, Capitalism has only existed for several hundred years. We lived in a state of primitive communism for tens of thousands of years. Anarchism did work in Barcelona, it did work in the Ukrainian Free Territories, it does work in the co-ops worldwide and it is working right now in Rojava, Syria.
[–]bigassdiesel 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 3 時間 前 (9子コメント)
Robbery is a felony in every state.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 3 時間 前 (8子コメント)
And that justifies the murder of an unarmed young man how?
[–]bigassdiesel 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 3 時間 前 (1子コメント)
I never said robbery justified murder. But, if you punch me in my face and try to take my service weapon, you will be shot. How hard is that to understand?
[–]bleepbloop12345 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前 (0子コメント)
[–]Ozymandias36 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 3 時間 前 (5子コメント)
Because he immediately followed up his felony with an attempt to take the gun of a LEO?
[–]bleepbloop12345 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前 (4子コメント)
[–]Ozymandias36 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前 (3子コメント)
Witness testimony and blood splatter on the interior of the car as well as the fact that Brown had just finished the strong-arm robbery of a liquor store and was probably antsy about any contact with the police.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前 (2子コメント)
Witness testimony
Citation needed. What witnesses, what testimony.
blood splatter on the interior of the car
Indicates nothing more than the fact that they were very close. Which is explained by the fact that they were struggling.
Brown had just finished the strong-arm robbery of a liquor store and was probably antsy about any contact with the police.
Circumstantial and just plain nasty. Strong-armed robbery is one thing, murder is another ball park.
http://www.documentcloud.org/documents/1371232-interview-witness-10.html
Witness saying there was a large struggle in the car consistent with Brown going after the gun and that there were shots fired in the car. Admittedly this only proves there was a struggle but what would the struggle have been if not Brown going for Wilson's gun. It just doesn't make sense. All the other witnesses confirm that there was a struggle through the window before the first shot. If Wilson had been the first to draw the gun there would have been no struggle just a shot.
Circumstantial and just plain nasty.
Logical. If someone just finished committing a felony they are going to be frazzled if a cop stops and starts talking to and examining them.
[–]bleepbloop12345 -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 時間 前 (0子コメント)
You admit yourself that all any of the witness statements prove is that there was a struggle. I'm not denying that. I am denying that there is any evidence suggesting that Brown attempted to seize Wilson's gun.
Why would they struggle? I honestly don't know. There have been a vast number of reports of police racism and brutality, perhaps Brown snapped at something Wilson said or did and attacked him. Perhaps Wilson attempted to grab Brown, or the box of cigars he had stolen.
There is no logical explanation for Brown attempting to seize Wilson's gun and murder him. People don't just do that on a whim, or for kicks. He would have been well aware he would have spent the rest of his life in prison if he had.
I get frazzled sometimes. It doesn't make me want to kill a policeman.
[–]TwiceAgainThrice 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 時間 前 (0子コメント)
I think that's extremely twisting what OP said to find a way to dismiss it.
Both situations are awful, but I believe, and OP can correct me, that he means from a big issue, PR standpoint, the public would be way more likely to see that 12-year-old in an innocent victim light.
A 12-year-old being shot because of a toy gun is sad and did not deserve to die. A man who dies solely from committing a petty crime is sad and he does not deserve to die.
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