This dude walks in trying to sell us a bugle for $500 claiming that it's from the 1800's. He must really think I'm a fucking idiot. I'm in the pawn shot business for a reason. I know my shit. He's trying to play us. Well guess what. The jokes on you bud. I know he needs money to pay rent. He's going to have to suck my dick behind the counter while other customers shop. Then my buddy is going to finish him off back in the bathroom. Maybe we'll pay him, maybe we won't. Let's see.

What a rainy day? Businees is slow and the weather doesn't help not one bit. We were just about to call it the day until a sexy fitness trainer strolled in with some gym equipment. He was broke and was looking to get $300. Sorry, but that dinosaur he brought in here was not worth that kind of money. Unless he wants to demonstrate how to use it butt-naked. Being that he needed money, he figured why not? What's the worse that can happen? Well your about to find out for yourself. When people need money they do the most desperate things. Enjoy.

  This week's update is a little different.  First of all, this guy was nuts.  After getting fired, he packs up as much of his office as he can and tries to sell the out dated junk to me.  I'm talking the PC, the monitor, a company laptop, even a plant and the office cart.    I told him I couldn't help him.  Then he started yelling about getting fucked.  Well that gave me an idea.  I took him back to my office  to make an offer on the laptop.  He refused to shut up about being in a hurry and money.  Half of what he said couldn't be understood through his thick Latin accent, but I made him a cheap cash offer, under the condition that he lets me help relax him.  It didn't take much to turn a simple massage into an afternoon of hot gay sex.    He was more than willing to let me suck his cock.  Then, for the something different, I put his dick in my ass and rode him.  He returned the favor by enthusiastically sucking my dick and even tossing my salad.  He couldn't get enough of my asshole.  He fucked me on my desk, and slammed my ass bent over the desk.  After we came all over each other, I rushed him out in the usual way.  I could have politely asked him to leave, or welcomed him to the team, but like I said, this guy was nuts.  After all, I don't need flies wondering back to the web.  Enjoy.

What a doozie. So, this guy comes in looking like he just rolled down a mountain in a tuxedo. Turns out that he had been up all night after catching his fiance fucking the best man. Of course he was unset. He wanted to sell the ring he bought for his soulless bride to be. I might have been able to make something off of the ring, but I never was interested, really. Nothing like high stress drama to make someone open to suggestion. Think about it, the woman this guy trusted for years turned out to be a totally different person. He also found out that his best friend wasn't really his friend at all. Everything he thought he knew was wrong, and that's where I step in. I faked some interest in the ring to get him in my office, then everything actually moved pretty fast. Brad and I pretty much just started touching his hard body, and he didn't fight us off. Of course he was reluctant, but when you're doubting everything you know in life, it gets pretty easy to try new things, like letting a same sex stranger suck your cock. He turned out to be a pretty good dick sucker himself. It never surprises me that these "straight" guys enjoy gay sex, but this guy loved it. He was oozing pre cum the entire time we took turns pounding his cute ass. He was also excited to take his first facial. I didn't buy the ring, he didn't make his money back, but he did get a new out look on life. Enjoy.

This was actually Pete's first day on the job, and I must say, he did a great fucking job. We had this hot blonde rocker stud come in with his axe. He said he just broke up with his band and his girlfriend, but all I heard was that he might be desperate enough for a gay time... I mean, good time. I bought his guitar and amp at a good price to gain his trust. Then I offered him a job. He got a job alright (rim job/blow job). I tested the waters by flirting with him while he was changing. He has a hot ripped body. I made sure to stand too close and touch his muscles and tattoos. He squirmed, but he didn't freak out, so I got suited up while Pete kept him busy. By suited up I mean head to toe leather, with a zipper mouth, and a removable crotch, or as I call it, the cock holster. It was gimp time. Okay, this time he kind of did freak out when I got too close, but using cash as a sedative, he was sucking dick in no time. Not just that. He had a penis on both sides of him the entire sexy time. He took a cock in his "straight" corn hole like a champ. I know he loved us taking turns fucking his ass. It made him cum on his self. Actually, we all squirted our semen on him. Since I was wearing a bdsm outfit with a mask, he doesn't even know it was me. So I do have the option of firing him for butt fucking on the job. We'll see. He just might be cute enough to keep his job, or at least till after a few more gimp sessions.

This guy was weird. He had an asshole and a dick, but a brain.... Doesn't matter. This guy was fresh out of the military. I realize they don't issue brains, but still. He wanted to sell a shot gun, but his $10 item couldn't get him the $200 bus ticket he needed. That's where I come in (his ass). He was cute, just slow. Not short bus slow, just 'it's taking longer than normal' slow. He wanted a ticket home, and I considered his sweet hetro butt hole home, so we had the same goal. He kept telling me he was straight, but aren't we all (ha ha)? My copilot came in during a jerk off session and started filming one of his his prouder moments. No one notices cell phones anymore. Anyways, our champ was easy to dominate once he knew we had him on video. He was willing to give blow jobs and get corn holed, rather than have his family see him stroke it with a couple of dudes. He took it well. Better than well. I hope he never makes it home. He had a penis in his mouth and a cock in his mangina the hole time. He took it like a pro, or should I say ho? You'll never see this guy again, so check out this exclusive video. I'll probably see him again, cause her was loving that shit. Enboy, I mean, enjoy.

Looky what we got for you this week. I cute fit blonde with a tight ass. I don't recall his name, but I remember he needed money to bail out his lady. He was trying to sell her jewelry, but it wasn't worth shit. I offered him a "modeling session" with big bear Zack, but he was acting straight, I mean shy. No sweat off my big balls, cause he came in the next day ready to work. It was hot watching him squirm as we took him further, and further, until we had his sexy butt naked. He ACTED uncomfortable, but I know he liked us admiring his uncut cock, firm muscles, and shapely pail booty. He really didn't want his girl to spend another night in the can, so it wasn't too hard to buy an afternoon of homosexual fun with this macho stud. I'm talking a double blow job, tossing salad, rough doggy style, sex on my desk...etc I could go on, but you should watch for yourself. Wouldn't want to give too many spoilers, unlike how we spoiled this bitches delusions of being straight. I'm telling you, he loved getting rammed by my dick. I feel sorry for his girl friend, cause the spider caught the fly.

So, this Russian surfer dude walks into the pawn today desperately asking to get a thousand dollars for two surf boards, apparently he needed the money to catch a flight back to Russia and fix his visa status to be able to come back to the states and hang tide, or whatever Russian surfer dudes do. Of course here at the pawn shop we do our best to help out our patrons to the best of our ability. So, what did we do? well, we gave him only three hundred for his boards and told him he had other options on how he could make up the rest of the loot. I fed him some bullshit story that I was an amateur photographer and that I wanted to take some awesome pics of him and his surfboards, "nothing crazy" of course. He bought it and just like that I had him right where I wanted him, in my back room of love HAHAHA!! it took some persuading in getting him to comply with what we were requesting of him. but in the end everyone has a price... whats yours? ;)

I don't know how this guy got in to college, but I'm guessing it wasn't his brains. This anonymous buff stud came in trying to sell some baseball cards. He must have been thinking sentimental value in his innocent little mind, cause he wanted way too much. Turns out, he had gambled away his allowance from mommy and daddy. He was a cute and nice enough guy, but I just wanted to see if I could fuck around with tight straight ass. He acted discussed by my offer to swap head, but he didn't seem to turned off when he was getting head. His big dick got hard almost instantly from a man on moan blow job. I figured he was down to fuck, so I tried to get him to stuff my partners butt with his erect cock, but I guess that was his heterosexual breaking point. What ever... probably just nerves. Just the same, somebody was getting fucked. We bent this hottie over and slammed his virgin anus. He was getting dick from both ends and loving it.It's funny how everyones sexuality seems to be for sale. Makes you think... Enjoy

Try to rob me?! Hell yeah we got a problem! This idiot tried to steal some things to gift to his wife. I guess it's the thought that counts, but what does that say about what he thinks of me? Zack caught him running out the door. He gave him a big bear hug and carried him back to the shop. Consider that fore play. From then on, he had to earn his freedom/forgiveness. He had no problem sucking my dick. Turns out he's on probation. So he was more than willing to blow us and get fucked in the ass. It was like the corn hole express in there. I even butt fucked him spread eagle on the counter. Looking back, I'm surprised he didn't go crashing through the glass, since I was slamming his mangina so hard. Almost forgot, I play poker with this bitches probation officer. I've known him for years, and I WILL show him this video. I won't let him get locked up though. I want to keep that ass tight. Let this be a warning. Feel free to come on down to the shop, but if you try to steal from me, I WILL steal your pride. Just ask my new fuck toy.

Whats up fuckers? This time around the spider caught himself a desperate little fly. This guy walked into the shop trying to sell me a broken down piece of shit bicycle he probably had just lifted off someone else. let me tell ya he looked rather suspicious at a first glance, pacing back and fourth in my store desperately trying to get my attention so that he can get some quick cash and walk out. after some questioning about his alleged bicycle I came the the conclusion that this little wannabe thug was nothing more than a chump trying to pull a fast one on me. Little did this soon to be cocksucker know that he was about to enter a world of hurt. oh yeah watch as I give this chump what he had coming to him a dick up the ass and a face full of cum. take that CHAUMMMMMP!