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[–]Paradox621 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (13子コメント)

hi REDDIT this guy has AUTISM pls give me KARMA

[–]iceburgh29[S] 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

yaaaay AUTISM

[–]mukeke 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

But is it gay autism? That's worth triple the karma, 20x times the karma if he also 420blazes it.

[–]theSeanO 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What about gay cancerous, pot-smoking autism? That's like a 100x karmic multiplier!

[–]NoSobStoryBot2RoboCop 2 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Title Points Subreddit Submitted
My triumphant 25 year old brother (JONATHAN) with profound AUTISM completing his 6th NYC MARATHON! (14th overall). Here he is @ the Finish Line with his Achilles Int'l Guides Kevin and Paul!! (4 hours 30 min) 37 degrees and windy. 488 /r/sports 3 hours ago

[–]theSeanO 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, his brother is how old again? And has the cognition of what age range? I must've missed it the first dozen times.

[–]Willie_Main 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think his brother is 42 and has the cognition of a 75-76 year old Peruvian woman.

[–]chajimak 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Literally /r/circlejerk type title.

[–]Dc1996 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Its ALWAYS fun to TALK like this when there's no NEED for emphasizing.

[–]JL10 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think the OP is the one with autism.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (12子コメント)

And the random weather report in the title.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also: Jesus Christ look at the size of dem calves.

[–]PrinceHabib72 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My favorite part of this whole comments section is the original submitter being butthurt.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was kind of secretly hoping this would happen.

[–]dotbomber95Moderator 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Because we all know how much AUTISM can interfere with one's ability to run a marathon.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

OP said people with Autism are typically out of shape, which kind of makes sense. Not fat, but out of shape.

[–]dotbomber95Moderator 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

But is that a direct result of autism, or a secondary characteristic resulting from less social contact? I ask this as an out-of-shape autistic person myself.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably less social contact. Good point.

[–]dotbomber95Moderator 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, I'm out-of-shape, extremely skinny and I eat far too many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups for my own good.

[–]aleksthepster 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP is karma whoring his brother.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Common theme for sob stories.

[–]Youreagiantfaggot 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does this guy play league of legends ? I swore I just had him on my team.

[–]KorberosModerator 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (14子コメント)

The title from /r/sports is a Sappy Story like you marked in your flair. Rule 6 of this sub requires that any submission from a subreddit other than /r/pics be a Sob Story. Since the title could technically be interpreted as a Sob Story just as easily as a Sappy Story, I've fixed the flair to it and approved the submission. I hope you don't mind, I just didn't want any moderator here removing it for going against rule 6.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Thanks, I interpreted it as a Sob Story, but mods feel free to delete it if you guys think otherwise.

[–]KorberosModerator 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Nope, I approved it. Good submission.

[–]iceburgh29[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wait, did it flair the post automatically? I'm on my phone so I can only mark posts as NSFW.

[–]KorberosModerator 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was originally marked as "Sappy Story". I don't believe it can auto-flair anything so either someone else flaired it for you, or you flaired it and forgot.

I fixed it to "Sob Story" since it was technically both but it could only be submitted to this sub with "Sob Story" as per rule 6.