Dude, don't be a dick.

You don't need to post things on every single subreddit where it might be applicable.

Also, the irony in you saying

Can you at least understand how offering unsolicited "simple advice" to one party out of many could be construed as condescending?

...is just hilarious.

Also, your next sentence,

It comes with the implication that only that single party needs to be told this "simple advice."

is an implication that literally only you are making.

And yeah, it is definitely time for you to reevaluate the bitterness with which you see the world around you. Even a cursory, context free glance at your comment history shows that you are nearly always bitter, negative, condescending, and borderline unintelligent with your comments.

This is not a place that needs your idiocy.