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[–]Pellephant 13 ポイント14 ポイント15 ポイント 2 日 前 (19子コメント)
Disclaimer: I know a lot of people come on here to be a dick and troll comics and I want to first say that is not my intention here.
That being said, I did not like this joke at all. You set up a flimsy premise on which to insult your own vagina, and the final comparison/ punchline wasn't strong enough to justify all the intro. And in the end, it's crude. I'm not against crude comedy: often times I love it. But crude is a crutch here for a joke that was overlong and focused on a not great joke topic.
That being said, if it gets good responses, roll with it! I'm just one guy. But I doubt no on else thinks the same way.
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント0 ポイント 2 日 前 (18子コメント)
I'm sure you're equally offended by graphic dick jokes.
[–]CoryOfHouseBusta 6 ポイント7 ポイント8 ポイント 2 日 前 (8子コメント)
He's not offended, it's just not a funny joke. Before you vaguely accuse someone of sexism, take a look at what your joke's premise is. It's basically a poor mimicry of other "shock value" female comedians, which bank on the audience having the feeling of "women shouldn't say vagina/sexual things, but she just did! hilarious!" For the record, I can't think of a single graphic dick joke by any decent comedian that didn't have an entirely different premise.
[+]Cate_Gary[S] スコアが基準値未満のコメント-6 ポイント-5 ポイント-4 ポイント 2 日 前 (7子コメント)
So female comedians can only joke about our bodies for "shock value"? We can't joke about our lives out of simple self-deprecation? I'm telling you straight out, that's sexist. You need to stop presenting your perspective in absolutist terms. Vaginas are only shocking if you're a sexist or a prude.
[–]CoryOfHouseBusta 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 2 日 前 (6子コメント)
You're looking for ways to twist what people say to make it sexist, and doing so through sheer ignorance or abysmal reading comprehension. My last sentence demonstrates that jokes about bodies are fine, as long as the premise isn't just "i said 'dirty' words" and has some substance. Additionally, nowhere did I say "you can't joke about your lives" and there's no way you think that's an accurate representation of anything I said. Listen. I'll make it extra special clear for you.
Jokes where the premise banks on the audience being shocked at "dirty words" about bodies are bad. Male comedian or female. There aren't any decently known male comedians that do this. There are many female comedians that do this. Same jokes. Women get more popularity from it. Why? Audiences get more shocked in shock value jokes when women say those things.
Cmon now. It was an extended description for the sake of shock. Describing any other thing in that way would make it even clearer there was no humor in it outside of that.
Also, mocking comedians like that was half the premise of "The Gang Breaks Dee"
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 2 日 前 (0子コメント)
I eagerly await your next novel justifying why you can only interpret a humorous metaphor as "vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina vagina."
[+]Cate_Gary[S] スコアが基準値未満のコメント-6 ポイント-5 ポイント-4 ポイント 2 日 前 (4子コメント)
To me, the joke is a metaphor comparing a part of my body (my vagina--oops, I said it again!) to a manatee and Homer Simpson. Pretty standard joke construction, and a comparison not often heard. I live with a vagina, so its presence in a joke isn't shocking to me, nor was it constructed to make people like you get the vapors.
[–]Snapple_A_Day 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 1 日 前 (0子コメント)
The metaphors are funny. Just to find a way to have a purpose for them at the end of the bit. It's just a bunch of descriptions without a punchline/closure.
[–]CoryOfHouseBusta 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 日 前* (2子コメント)
So "the joke" is that it isnt a conparison often heard? First off, as someone pointed out the other time you posted this, there's an entire subreddit dedicated to that. Second, how is that humor? That's the sort of thing that makes "worst tattoos ever" lists. Because it was something an idiot found funny and nobody else. If you truly think the humor is in that, I'd say you're slightly better than those using shock value humor, but not by enough.
Furthermore, those sorts of jokes aren't restricted to vaginas.
Also, there's a reason for everything. I question of all body parts, why that one? We have an enormous amount of body parts, and yet there are so many female comedians that have "jokes" revolving around their vagina and so few male comedians about their dicks. I wonder why.
Overall, you're making it as though people here are telling you to be ashamed or to not talk about your vagina. We're not. Go for it. Talk all you want. Be happy. Dont be ashamed. But it doesnt make a joke funny.
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 1 日 前 (1子コメント)
I'm sure the fact that you've been arguing for hours about whether a vagina joke is shocking, and repeatedly bringing up that "female comics" always joke about our vaginas (btw, we don't), in no way indicates that you have hangups about the word "vagina" or people who talk about them. Also, if you think male comics rarely talk about their dicks, you're delusional.
[–]CoryOfHouseBusta 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 1 日 前 (0子コメント)
Except I didn't say all female comedians do that, or "always" do that. Again, you're jumping to a conclusion and bending what other people say to fit that flawed conclusion. And, no. I really don't have hangups. I don't have hangups with penises either, but I would say someone like Tom Green isn't funny and clearly just did "shock value" things often involving his or others. It's not offensive. It's not uncomfortable. It's just not funny.
If you ask people to name a set of "best male comedians" and take the top 5 or so, literally none of them are known for their dick jokes.
[–]Pellephant 4 ポイント5 ポイント6 ポイント 2 日 前 (8子コメント)
I never used the word offended, and nice subtle accusation of sexism. It's a shit joke. You insulted your vagina, congrats. Creativity and comedy go hand in hand, and this joke had absolutely zero creativity.
And in regards to how you've handled my honest criticism, kindly go fuck yourself. I was polite and I gave constructive criticism. If you can't handle that, I can honestly not feel bad about rooting for you to fail as a comedian.
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント-1 ポイント 2 日 前 (7子コメント)
That escalated quickly.
[–]Pellephant 3 ポイント4 ポイント5 ポイント 2 日 前 (6子コメント)
Also you're getting upvoted 30 seconds after posting anything, implying vote manipulation. Enjoy your report!
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -4 ポイント-3 ポイント-2 ポイント 2 日 前* (5子コメント)
Do you always get offended when people respond to your comments?
Edit: I know you didn't use the word "offended," but it seems clear you don't like to be challenged.
[–]Pellephant 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 日 前 (4子コメント)
No I usually don't. I do get offended by baseless accusations of sexism. And considering I concluded my original comment saying that it's just the opinion of one guy, I think it's pretty clear I'm open to criticism. And anyway, the joke has been up for a bit and has only a handful of upvotes. Apparently, for one reason or another, reddit agrees with me.
[+]Cate_Gary[S] スコアが基準値未満のコメント-6 ポイント-5 ポイント-4 ポイント 2 日 前 (3子コメント)
This joke got over 200 upvotes on TrollX, so the subject matter is probably more appealing to women. I never said you were sexist, but based on your projection on me, I'm guessing you get accused of it often.
[–]Pellephant 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 2 日 前 (2子コメント)
It's once again pretty clear I'm not projecting. The purpose of your comment can only be interpreted as an accusation of sexism. You're claiming I prefer dick jokes over vagina jokes. In the end, you're full of shit. I'm not a sexist, stop attacking people personally, and write better jokes.
[–]Cate_Gary[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 2 日 前 (1子コメント)
I was only teasing. (On a comedy subreddit. Imagine that!) Your anger at my gentle jab frankly surprised me.
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