plantkin reviews: mindcraft (video game)

violence: 9/10

this game is extremely violent. u can cut down trees, kill grass, destroy flowers, and even farm!! its very gorey when u cut down trees theres the tree insides. if u dont want ur children to turn out psychopaths then i warn u dont let them play this gaem!

racism: 10/10

this game is VERY racist. there r no skin color options and u have to have ugly white fuckboy skin for the entire game!! (although u r kind of tan i think its supposed to be white) but some people in the multi player games have different skin colors but i think they use hacks

transphobia: 10/10

this game is also very transphobic. again u have to be a fuckboy and i kno its a fuckboy cus when u get hurt u make boy noises!! but in the real world the default gender isnt male but in this game it is so its very transphobic moving on

speciesism: 11/10

this game is the DEFINITION of speciesist. u have to be human stank and u cant be a plant. mojang: stop oppressing otherkin and give us species options!! this game also has lots of plant murder so it is anti-environmentalist. if u r plantkin like me this game will give u nightmares

summary:

mindcraft would be a good game if it wasnt ENTIRELY BASED ON HUMAN IMPERIALISM AND PLANT GENOCIDE

0/10 overall. terrible buy dont waste ur money on this cultural appropriation plantkin-oppressive trash