Molestia Cosplay causes tumblr user to troll...himself

There was a time, when Horse News needed to put some amount of effort into pissing Tumblr users off to any noticeable extent. Those times appear to be over. Meet Tristan. A fish who, instead of even nibbling at a hook, decided to cut out the middle-man and leap right into the boat.

It started out simply. Horse News posted the picture above, to tumblr, with this message.

Simple enough. If anyone, we expected a "down with molestia" advocate to have jumped on this. 

But no, we got Tristan.

Who is Tristan?

THAT is Tristan. Now let's see what Tristan does.

Now, Tristan here opens by calling what the couple in the photo are wearing "indecent", by which he means the clothing qualifies as indecent exposure. We here at Horse News think that is a rather silly idea, considering the amount of clothing each of the individuals is wearing in public, is actually MORE clothing than one would expect to see on someone wearing a bathing suit. A swimsuit, which is socially acceptable attire in Southern California, especially at the likes of a Comic-Con typically only covers the breasts and genitalia of females and only the genitalia of males. In this cosplay, not only are these areas covered, but the female is also wearing long stockings, and a knee-length cape, making her more "decent" by anyone's definition of the word. Instead of arguing all of this however, we link Tristan a simple comparison to show how silly his statement seems.

Now, at no point was any accusation made against this person, no words beyond those written on this image macro are exchanged. And Tristan has officially lost it.

Oh fuck, man the boats everyone we have a live one. 

We know we have a trophy here and he's coming right toward us.

Holy shit, he's landed in the boat.

The question above was posed by another tumblr user, and out of the box, Tristan claims that Horse News has "classified" him as a "sexist piece of shit", and a "douchebag" and has now called out the entire brony fandom in the process.

At no point thusfar did the Horse News account even post words to Tristan, much less call him names.

Grab your popcorn, he's not done yet.

We're going to need a bigger boat. Now, without any written response, the issue is about "men's logic", "homophobia", and gender politics.

>intellect

>debate

>one-sided

IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING

Is he mentally challenged, or just not being challenged mentally?

We'll leave that to the Jury.

Other people tried to get him to cut his losses. 

He wouldn't listen.

http://god-likebeing.tumblr.com/post/101738307205/celestia-luna-and-others

He Just. 

Wouldn't. 

Listen.

He hasn't posted since. Maybe the kitchen got too hot.

Who want's fish sticks?