Anonymous asked:

Have you ever watched a porno and thought to yourself, "Why is that guy's penis so unreal looking?" It's because they use camera angles to make it look bigger. They use surgery. And then the media calls this "beauty". It's not beauty. It's mutation. I've never seen a porno with a penis smaller than mine. It's because the media and our society is not incorporating realism. And how come men get "brownie points" with girls because they have bigger dicks? Fucking cisgendered scumbags, all of them.

This, I’m afraid, is a sad reality in which we live in. The way men are portrayed in pornos and even your average television shows or ads makes this incredible standard to which all men must be set to. This is seen as a truth in our society, simply “the way it is”.

What disgusts me more than this is the fact that many women will call out their own “standards” set by ads and T.V., yet will ignore the same standards put onto men. And the sad truth is women CAN reach these standards put on to them. We cannot. We cannot choose to have larger penises, or to be taller. Yet women can slim themselves with no effort, they can wear makeup, have sugaries…they can do all of this, yet they become offended when they’re faced with it. They practically put no effort into their looks to achieve the “standard” set for them yet see no issue in the standard set for men.

Anonymous asked:

As a young boy growing up in the big dicktatorship that is Australia where men are expected to be able to wrestle the crocs and wallabies I completely support this blog. I face bullying because of this everyday. My own dad refers to me as shrimp at the family cook-ups where he will knowing shout "chuck another shrimp on the barbie" I am tired of this system and as I type this I am on a train to the centre of Sydney to show the world that I may be little but I am proud!

Wonderful! Always glad to hear someone has the strength to fight for a just cause! You show your father that he was wrong in attacking you for your jumbo shrimp!

Anonymous asked:

how do you feel about lesbians?

Female homosexuality is detrimental to men’s rights. It is nothing more than a statement saying “I am against male kind”. It demoralizes us and makes us lose our legitimacy as human beings.

Make homosexuality is different, of course. It allows men who are comfortable with who they are to express themselves and enjoy life. But female homosexuality is an attack on men’s rights.

Anonymous asked:

Wait...dick size is a problem? It's what you do with it that counts.

Of cooourse. I’m sure the countless cases of men who have been shamed or denied because of their size agree with that. I’m sure when a vengeful ex spreads rumors about her ex bf’s small dick to hurt him it’s NOT going to affect him in any way. Naaaaah. 

Anonymous asked:

i have found a woman that is ok with me having a small penis but every time i go buy condoms i either cant find the right size or the clerk laughs at the box of small condoms. have you ever had to deal with that? how do you do it without being ashamed?

I have found that the plastic wrapping used to wrap up certain brands of straws serves rather well in a pinch.

And as a rule of thumb, I avoid funding the phallus worshiping aspects of society. Not only do we have the hardships of trying to find a size small enough for our needs, but we have to face the ridicule of having to make our purchase public like that. Condom companies don’t take the care needed to cater to the little lads. Condoms refuse to acknowledge the little men of the world, so I refuse to acknowledge condoms.

Anonymous asked:

I must share with you a grave tale of small dickism. When I was but a young boy, my father abused me constantly, though there was one incident which forever ensured I would never be seen in a positive light again. My father, stumbling home one evening from the pub, caught me masturbating at the age of 12. In a rage, he wrapped my penis in paper and set it alight. I was rushed to hospital where the doctors couldn't save my burnt out soldier. From then on I received the nickname "Hot Rod".

I am so sorry to hear of your turmoil, my brother. It pains me to hear of injustice like this.

I hope to make this world a better place for the inspirational men like you. One day, you will have no need to feel ashamed of your smoked meat.

Anonymous asked:

All women are big dick desiring pigs. No exceptions. How do we, as a society, deal with these types of people?

We educate the world, my dear brother. We let the world know what the perfect ideal is.

I envision a utopia, in which men everywhere are respected and treated fairly, and loved for what’s inside of them and not out. In which we leave this matriarchal, women dominated society and women are put in their proper places. Where men are not just used as sex toys.

Until such a utopia exists, we simply have to work on teaching the ignorant why they’re wrong. And most importantly, we have to be vocal to women about their oppressive ways. We have to show them how this cock praising matriarchy is oppressing our world.

I don’t hate women. I just think they’re dick addicted dickheads.

best-blogger-ever asked:

Do you believe that phallic vegetable like cucumbers and carrots should be taken off of shelves to force society to not live like backwards cave monkeys that only care about length and girth?

I do. I think that the phallus based aspects of our society is regressing our society’s growth, and of course the food aspect of penile worship is one of the worst culprits. We are so accustomed to finding the “biggest and longest” in everything that we can’t see how succulent the little ones are!

I believe that the produce companies should cater to the needs of the little people. We have a right to not be forced to face our shames in every aspect of our daily lives!

Anonymous asked:

I have an "average" sized penis. Some girls seem to think it's big. I'm thankful for my penis. But big dick privilege is insane, man. My roommate is a philanderer. This isn't an insult or baseless rumors, he literally has three girlfriends at the moment. (He might have 4, I'm not even sure). My ex cheated on me with him. Of course, due to the systemic oppression of those with smaller penises, I had to worry. Was I too small? Were those girls lying to me? Big dick privilege effects us all. ALL!

AMEN!

People don’t see the effects of penile privilege in our society, so they don’t understand our pain when we experience something like this. They don’t get the pressures of being too small to pleasure even ONE girl, let alone three or four!

But your friend will find that he can’t truly please girls like that, no matter how much meat he’s packing for their subs. He’ll never be able to give a woman a TRUE night of passion like the little lads can. And when women see us for what we are, and understand that it’s the penis on th inside that counts, we’ll be lauded as heroes. Until then, I hope the next time someone sucks his dick they suddenly get a case of lock jaw.

Anonymous asked:

Sexual assault is being assaulted sexually. Being berated is not sexual assault. You're minimizing the experiences of men and women who have been sexually by saying being made fun of is sexual assault.

So if I were to..say…find a homosexual and call him a worthless faggot who should burn in hell, than that wouldn’t be assault?

If women can call sexual assault on men who whistle at them or stare them down or yell “Ey bitch, lemme grab dem titties”, then we have every right to call what our harrasment what it truly is.