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[–]HowsMyClutch 398 ポイント399 ポイント  (6子コメント)

[–]-p_d- 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]BobDylanBlues 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I just Naked Gun laughed at your comment.

[–]SecretInsemination 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Laatriiiiiine!!

edit: wrong Zucker film..

[–]BobDylanBlues 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Zucker? Mel Brooks did Men in Tights.

[–]Bob2cool 967 ポイント968 ポイント  (142子コメント)

It's uncanny how much you look just like the Weird Science scene. It's almost unreal. Amazing work.

[–]Rapid7_Gh0st 59 ポイント60 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Just curious do you have a job or do you do just blog and make costumes and cakes all day? It seems like the amount of time this takes would not leave much room for anything else. I'm not trying to be a dick about it, just honestly curious.

[–]stationhollow 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (5子コメント)

It's her business and she posts on reddit for publicity and it works since there are so many horny teenagers on reddit and she is hot.

[–]an_adult_on_reddit 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Whoa whoa whoa, let's not just limit this to teenagers, thank you very much!

[–]onesuponadime 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We found him guys, we found the adult!

[–]ChristineHMcConnell[S] 449 ポイント450 ポイント  (123子コメント)

There is no greater compliment you could have given me :D

[–]RojoCinco 309 ポイント310 ポイント  (62子コメント)

The original for comparison. You definitely nailed it.

[–]flarpington 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (47子コメント)

The Weird Science one was my favorite too. How weird.

[–]RojoCinco 300 ポイント301 ポイント  (44子コメント)

[–]jcptopi 219 ポイント220 ポイント  (43子コメント)

They added reflections of the taco to Anna's eyes. That's quality work right there.

[–]RojoCinco 132 ポイント133 ポイント  (40子コメント)

[–]Harflin 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (29子コメント)

I'm surprised Disney went through the effort of giving her the ever slightest boob jiggle.

[–]sanox15 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (12子コメント)

You have to be looking preeetty close to notice that.

[–]Harflin 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No regrets

[–]viperex 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What, you don't lick your monitor every time a boob comes on it?

[–]Manic_Ennui 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Consider the age and gender of the average person working on the animated body physics in this movie.

[–]ChrisVolkoff 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Boobs! Hehehehe!"

No matter your age*.

*may vary

[–]PatHeist 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You can disregard the "bullshit I made up that sort of makes sense" comments.

A big part of the character animations in this movie is a software technology that warps body part on body part interactions instead of clipping the flesh through itself. Another aspect of that engine is handing a lot of the natural motion of soft tissue and hair as the skeleton is animated. All the bouncing of the braids, and the slight boob jiggles, is largely automated by a very, very clever piece of software. A lot of it has definitively been touched up by the animators, but most of it just happens. You can see the flesh displacement 'go wrong' at the start of this GIF on her right arm, where it pushes her bicep up to an unnatural extent further up than her forearm is actually pushing it. In this particular instance it happened because the fabric folds created by the bend pressed against the bicep rather than being further compressed like what you see at the end of the scene (particularly for the fold on her left arm). This software was first used really extensively with Tangled.

TL;DR: Nobody animated that. They moved the skeleton, and the program they work in added the boob jiggle.

[–]BigBassBone 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Because they're striving for realism.

[–]misogichan 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sorry we need to see real models do these movements. The boob jiggle just isn't working out very realistically.

[–]allthecats 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This is really freaking me out for some reason

[–]Penny_is_a_Bitch 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

just eat something and relax, man

[–]AJockeysBallsack 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, it's the brownies that started it all in the first place. Just put on some Pink Floyd and get him a glass of water.

[–]notliving_alie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She had some serious nystagmus going on.

[–]Ramza_Claus 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Diarrhea never bothered me anyway.

[–]ROFLance 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too bad they didn't flip the image of the taco in her eyes though.

[–]Reddumbdancy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

that fucking super small underboob is killing me its so god damn nice lol

[–]ProstetnicVogonJelz 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Wondering why the weird science one was your favorite, it's a white t-shirt and panties. Compared to all the others it's basically nothing other than the background which still isn't very interesting.

[–]AdamDe27 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (3子コメント)

it's a white t-shirt and panties.

Asked and answered, your honor.

[–]UK_Turp 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Back....ground?

[–]clancy6969 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Because they don't care about the costumes, they are horny and think she's hot. OP is happy with the attention either way.

[–]Dr-Henry-Killinger 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (33子コメント)

They're all spectacular the weird science shot (Lisa) is the best for me.

[–]RojoCinco 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (32子コメント)

[–]Abstract_RA 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (3子コメント)

...there's no finger. My life is a lie.

[–]Dr-Henry-Killinger 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (25子コメント)

What's the gif from?

[–]grilledcheesesoup 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (2子コメント)

The Land Before Time XXVIII: Littlefoot Goes To Prison

[–]Ks26739 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

His mother died so young. He never had a chance!

[–]AdamDe27 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Casablanca

[–]raohthekenoh 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doom 3, or so I've heard.

[–]manoninternets 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Birth of a Nation

[–]viperex 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Band of Brothers

[–]TruthfulDeception 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rugrats

[–]sanox15 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Manchurian Candidate

[–]woohoo49 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shrek 2

[–]RojoCinco 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Star Wars Episode VII: Assault of the Wieners

[–]Matty_R 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Darude - Sandstorm

[–]Unemployed_Wizard 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Goonies

[–]MilkVetch 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Too bad you'd have to bring an entire set with you to costume parties. Otherwise you're just an underdressed girl. Oh wait never mind you'd fit right in

[–]TupacHologram 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Aww, someone doesn't ever get invited to costume parties, do they?

[–]u83rmensch 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

she looks the part.. but I would have rather her do the outfit she wore in the mall. that scene I'd imagine wasnt difficult to get the outfit for.. the door and back lighting on the other hand.. very nice

[–]pandamite1 250 ポイント251 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Your tic tac toe is impossible. To go first and have 4 placed when the person going second gets 3 in a row.

[–]Qjahshdydhdy 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

in tic-tac-toe whoever just moved either has the same number of moves as the other player (if they went second), or one more (if they went first). tldr: pandamite1 is correct

[–]Libertah 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It's not impossible. The "O" player is just a stupid fuck.

[–]savedbythehell 100 ポイント101 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Forget about strategy, just count the Os and Xs.

Say O goes first: O X O X O X O - There would not be an O after the X because X had just won. The game would have been over at that point.

Say X goes first: X O X O X O O - In this scenario O would have not only gone after X already won, but gone twice in a row.

Neither scenario makes sense.

[–]Baron-Harkonnen 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He said "O" is stupid as fuck. He probably went again after losing.

[–]oneinchterror 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

nope. look at the picture and think about it. its just not possible. even if the O player went first they wouldn't have placed another O after X won

[–]j8sadm632b 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's impossible, X played last and they still have fewer marks.

[–]RojoCinco 827 ポイント828 ポイント  (45子コメント)

[–]samueljerri 378 ポイント379 ポイント  (33子コメント)

[–]thetuckjameson 322 ポイント323 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Wut.

[–]dnlslm9 135 ポイント136 ポイント  (11子コメント)

The Fuck!

[–]TuukkaNotTuukka 241 ポイント242 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wow, you could've left the "fuck!" part for me but nooooooooooo, you couldn't let anyone else get free karma. Selfish bastard.

[–]dnlslm9 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You would've been too late anyways. :)

[–]TuukkaNotTuukka 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Actually I seen it about a minute after you typed it but it took me this long to think of a snarky comment.
What now bitch.

[–]FatSloth 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your name stinks! Fat Sloths rule and Tuukkas droll!

[–]clubba 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah, that was a risky click. For those wondering - it is definitely NSFW. Unless you happen to work in an alien dick factory, then by all means click away.

[–]buttcheese_mcgee 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Tromeo & Juliet! Excellent piece of cinema, there.

"It's just like The Bard's classic, but with all the decapitations, lesbian love scenes, and three-foot penis monsters he always wanted, but could never have!"

[–]Orval 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Also just FYI to everyone, (written by the) same director as Guardians of the Galaxy: James Gunn.

*Edit for facts

[–]RagingNerdaholic 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The. Fuck.

[–]IamChaoz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that's enough internet for tonight.

[–]Brobitz 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I've never seen this before and I want to use it often

[–]RojoCinco 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]dicklord666 439 ポイント440 ポイント  (164子コメント)

The wonders of professional photography

[–]Reeekris 408 ポイント409 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It should also be noted that she made that camera from scratch.

[–]herrcaptain 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And the camera also made its own Halloween costume.

[–]duh_bomb 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Baked it from artisanally curated gluten free spelt cake flour.

[–]MindReboot 466 ポイント467 ポイント  (42子コメント)

In addition to all the sewing and makeup and baking, she also does the photography. I don't know how she doesn't have her own TV show yet.

[–]runlikethedickens 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't forget painting.

[–]laurililly 193 ポイント194 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I knew it! It's the 'I-can-do-everything-and-look-gorgeous'-Girl. Oh, how I hate her.

That's just my jealousy speaking, of course. I really enjoy her work. stillhateher .

[–]screaminginfidels 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I hate her so much I'd marry her.

[–]MsCurrentResident 250 ポイント251 ポイント  (27子コメント)

I'm guessing major personality flaw.

[–]flamingboard 159 ポイント160 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Like there's never been any crazy famous people.

[–]2beastings 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I don't think there's ever been any sane famous people.

[–]Jack_Of_Shades 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Now we've come upon it! Op's not famous because she's too sane!

[–]avantgardeaclue 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just as I suspected: She's utterly flawless.

[–]valeyard89 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Actually for a TV show that would be a bonus

[–]Revenge_of_the_Smith 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So she probably has a really cool personality and isn't crazy enough for TV stations.

[–]pewpewlasors 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

More likely a lack of connections. Attractive, talented people aren't that rare.

[–]hatepickingausername 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Because someone is really good at something and isn't famous they must obviously be crazy or a total dickhead.

/s

[–]skyroket 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did you expect to get through today without hearing any pure conjecture?

[–]MsCurrentResident 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm guessing based on her posts, that yes, she is crazy.

[–]deesmutts88 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And why's that?

[–]ColonelRuffhouse 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Elaborate please...

[–]specialistdeluxe 308 ポイント309 ポイント  (111子コメント)

As a professional in the marketing world i can tell you these are all special shoots with most likely hundreds of photos narrowed to selects. Hate to burst your bubble but this isn't the work of one, but a team. Good photography, well made costume design, beautiful woman, and a good job marketing a persona on reddit. Probably a model boosting their portfolio (if that's what they call it in the modeling world).

I'd like to know more about OP and their crew actually. Well played social campaign as i've seen her several times on the front page.

B+ for the social campaign, however, i'd think about revisiting the 'do it all by myself angle' ;)

[–]allthecats 122 ポイント123 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I'd say it is possible that she does it all herself with at least one assistant. The shots all do seem very staged, considered, as a tripod shot would have to be. I remember this type of "self portrait" being really big on DeviantArt years back, and the quality got to be up to this level at times (believe it or not).

I do have a hunch that this woman, if she does truly do it all herself, does not have to work. I'm a freelance artist myself, and I can't even imagine being able to spend this much time on personal projects because I have to pay rent by working for clients who pay me. Based on the lighting equipment, cameras, etc that must have been used; the props in the shots (including luxury cars); the materials in the gorgeous costumes she makes...this woman definitely has money.

[–]specialistdeluxe 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (5子コメント)

if she does truly do it all herself, does not have to work

Most definitely. Far too much effort involved to be doing this 'for fun'

[–]allthecats 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Forgot to mention it also looks like she does cardio 24/7 on top of all that! Freelance art life almost never equates with free time to exercise, as far as I have found!

[–]specialistdeluxe 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha freelance art life equates to rice and chicken. I'm going to disagree with cardio 24/7 because a freelance art diet keeps you pretty trimmed :P Been there done that. No thanks.

[–]RagingNerdaholic 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This seems about right.

This is TV fantasy level of perfection, the kind of thing you see on a show where a charismatic protagonist is flawless and impossibly talented at everything and it seems to be made purely for the purpose of making you feel woefully inadequate.

Don't get sucked in; just realize they're paid actors who are adept at portraying an imaginary character with these impossible traits. Behind them is a huge team of writers, directors, set and clothing designers, planners, artistic consultants, etc., who are all coming together to create a very small and neatly-packaged moment.

[–]a_tad_mental 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Her background has come up before, her family is incredibly rich, because of this she is able to follow her passion.

[–]specialistdeluxe 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

again, props to the level of work, but the story is flawed. All i'm saying is there shouldn't be a claim of 'i did it myself' but rather 'me and my talented team'. Great, she can afford it, but credit should be given to those involved. It's great work and i get a little bummed when someone claims it as their own when clearly it's several peoples hard work.

[–]Easilycrazyhat 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not like she has one every week, or even every month. She pops up a few times a year, plenty of time to do this stuff if that's all you're really doing. Not gonna say I know she's telling the truth, but it's not implausible. Some people are just crazy talented & dedicated.

[–]hofstaders_law 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A team of four? I know two photographer/designer pairs that can pull off this level work.

[–]SmartToaster 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Had to scroll way to far to find this. You can tell simply by the lighting alone that this is not a one person show. Shit, even the makeup. I mean, this is professional grade clothing design, makeup, photography, and post production and we're supposed to believe that one person has the kind of time to be this good at all of that?

[–]BlueHeartBob 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (12子コメント)

She's also that girl that "does" all of this stuff. I call complete bullshit on the whole thing. So she's a painter, cake decorator, a seamstress, costume maker, photoshop master, photographer, set designer, and like a dozen other things? Yeah, looks like some pretty rich girl who's out to land some coverage.

[–]thaw12 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's a professional photographer working in L.A. for "Cal Martini Color Group".

[–]skyroket 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The lonelygrl15 crew got bored of retirement.

[–]PolPotatoe 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She also has a magic levitating camera since only one of the photos is shot from a tripod ;)

[–]raohthekenoh 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Damn, bringing the reality check. Gotta kill all the dreams of these thirsty fellows. This having been said, it's impossible to take those pictures without a team.

[–]B_crunk 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Nothing's impossible if you believe in yourself!!

[–]ChristineHMcConnell[S] 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yes this stuff takes a lot of time but it's not impossible to do on your own. It just takes me a lot of planning and tons of prep work :)

[–]Sparcrypt 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Don't get me wrong, super impressive work and I have no doubt you could do it on your own/may well have.

But with your username being your actual name, the photos being extremely professional it's pretty clear you did this for the marketing value. The 'metalwork' one is the real giveaway - 100% staged for a good photo. The one of you at the sewing machine as well where you say you're using a tripod? Perfect lighting and positioning.

All of which is, obviously, completely fine. You're at minimum a great photographer and if you did do everything solo then you have a heap of other talents as well, as well as having the looks to be a model (assuming that's you in the photos, which from your site I gather it is).

My guess is after the huge traffic increase you saw from your reddit cake a while back (which was awesome) you decided to replicate things. Great idea if you ask me, and it's quality original content.. not going to hear many complaints if you decide to make it a regular thing. Certainly if I lived where you work and suddenly found myself in need of a photographer this would stick in my mind, so hopefully it does for others/gets you business.

[–]Heffalumpen 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The 'metalwork' one is the real giveaway - 100% staged for a good photo.

What? You don't do metal work in a thin white t-shirt using sunglasses as the only eye protection?

[–]ParlorSoldier 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

these are all special shoots with most likely hundreds of photos narrowed to selects.

Uh, Of course? Any amateur photographer takes dozens and dozens of shots to get a couple that are exactly right. There's nothing special about that.

Hate to burst your bubble but this isn't the work of one, but a team.

I see a pretty woman who can sew, use a hammer, set up a tripod, and is good at Photoshop. None of this is really all that far-fetched for one person to pull off. That Wonder Woman photo is nothing more than a dimly lit room, a costume, a fan, and Photoshop.

People act like she's trying to pass this stuff off as though it's not a fantasy. Of course it's a fantasy, that's exactly what's she's trying to create.

[–]CopeSe7en 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looking through post history the styles of all her 'art' don't add up to one persons portfolio even if they were talented in so any fields. Definitely something going on here and judging by the Beverly Hill pie post it looks like a rich girl who's daddy invested in her modeling career.

[–]OMGLMAOWTF_com 223 ポイント224 ポイント  (62子コメント)

/u/ChristineHMcConnell

Posts: 24 Link karma: 39,568 Avg Karma / Post: 1,649

Well played.

[–]unassuming_username 217 ポイント218 ポイント  (50子コメント)

And she deserves it more than 90% of the posts on here who get as many upvotes for reposting.

[–]secretarabman 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (47子コメント)

Although she reposts her own content a lot too. And most of her posts are blatantly attempts to appease to the reddit audience of virgin males who will upvote anything if they get to see some cleavage. But in general, she makes some nice stuff, so yes, she deserves it more than most.

[–]madmaxine 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just the virgin males... Yep.

[–]hawtsaus 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This girl makes me feel like a virgin. She's got that 90's look that 80's boys will never get over, skills, work ethic and 'dose lips. Men go crazy for girls with ~vision

[–]zach_from_pen_island 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why are you splurging on her vision?

[–]Rocketbird 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

20/20?

[–]pandorasbomb 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This entire post is essentially photos I've already seen of her on here before. She just collected them into one post and bam, front page.

[–]nazbot 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (11子コメント)

LOL wut? She's an attractive girl - but also amazingly talented. How she isn't running an ad agency somewhere is beyond me.

[–]PutASoJOnIt 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (9子コメント)

If you think she does all this by herself, I have a bridge to sell you

[–]yoreel 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You think someone would do that? Go on the internet and just lie?

[–]ashishvp 278 ポイント279 ポイント  (9子コメント)

ITT: Additional proof that reddit doesn't know how to deal with women.

[–]pewpewlasors 84 ポイント85 ポイント  (2子コメント)

True, but also proof that reddit is nothing but marketing and ads

[–]yukisho 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reading through the comments it goes something like this.

AverageJoeyRedditor: OMG YOU ARE SO AMAZING YOU ARE PERFECT AND THE BEST THING EVER!!
417 upvotes

PM_ME_YOUR_COKE: Stop using reddit as your portfolio. You are talented, but spam reddit with only your content. You are the definition of self-promotion.
-102 downvotes

[–]aaronsherman 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Reddit knows how to deal with women. Reddit's users... not so much. :-)

Seriously, though, there are plenty of teenage boys on reddit. A good looking woman posts pictures of herself in revealing garments and a lot of the comments are going to be from said hormone-poisoned kids. I don't think you should judge all of reddit for that.

[–]PizzusChrist 125 ポイント126 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Where did you learn all of your many talents? Your costume making, photography, metal working, even the baking and cake decorating are amazing. Love your posts.

[–]ChristineHMcConnell[S] 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (25子コメント)

Thank you so much! I picked up a ton from the internet! But my parents are also both general contractors so watching them got me interested in how things work :))

[–]pirarchy 238 ポイント239 ポイント  (13子コメント)

TL;DR: She's rich.

[–]nimietyword 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

in karma

[–]keithmac20 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

While coming from a wealthy/fortunate background is a leg up for sure, having the wherewithal to actually pursue talents and creativity and actually CREATE QUALITY STUFF?!? You can't just say that's luck of the draw. There are plenty of well off people that have every resource at their dispense that create shit or don't create anything at all!

If somebody creates something and came from nothing, it's appreciated more because they "overcame adversity" ... and there's nothing wrong with that! But discrediting somebody because they have talent and had a fortunate background for those talents to flourish is just being a dick... not saying that you're insinuating that with your TL;DR.

[–]CookiesRiot 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It tends to take a lot of money to create quality stuff. Painting, photography, and elaborate halloween costumes can have enormous equipment costs.

Also, having a lot of money means you can afford the spare time to pursue and get really good at those hobbies. If I had a steady income without working twelve hours a day, you bet I would devote more time to my Halloween costume this year, rather than reusing one of the three I quickly slapped together for a comic con last summer.

[–]je_kay24 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why is overcoming adversity in quotes?

[–]iusedtobeastripper 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Her parents are rich.

[–]vaperjosh 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Working for GC's really gave me the attitude I could do anything, so that makes sense.

But I am floored, that is really impressive stuff you've done there. Some of the best I've seen, this season at least.

edit: OPs explanation seemed like it might sound odd, but it makes total sense to me. One, general contractors can do anything with enough money. Two, you realize that if you need to get something done, you will find a way, even if it's not something you know how to do yet.

[–]simplemagico 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

What exactly are general contractors? No specialty? It's very surprising to me because it seems that the society demands a highly specialized workforce. Of course you can do anything with enough money, but for customers, isn't it cheaper and better to hire someone who is experienced?

[–]www_wow_com 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (3子コメント)

you deserve a reward for how many fedoras you draw out.

[–]murklerr 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tipping so hard the brim got torn off.

[–]laughingyotus 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (2子コメント)

as much as i love the DIY spirit of your posts, i always struggle with the glossy overproduction and how you seemingly never have any in-progress shots. no video, no timelapse, no step-by-steps... it just kind of feels hollow. i don't really get your personality from this.

[–]disillusioned 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

...there are no fewer than 7 production shots in this gallery. It may not be an instructables post, but it gives some perspective at least.

[–]Oconitnitsua 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You could be a PERFECT Ellen Ripley!

[–]itgn 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I swear to god. Whenever you post I'm amazed.

[–]bLouGoo 109 ポイント110 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I swear to god. Whenever she submits a post, my self worth lowers a bit more.

E: Jeez. It was a joke. her post don't actually have an effect on my self worth. Everybody is good at something. She is good at something that i am not. I'm sure I'm good at things that she is not. For example if we measured our cocks I know I'd at least beat her by a couple inches.

[–]rightsidejane 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus, at least a some one will openly admit it, joking or not. This lady has cool factor that I will never have! Which makes me say, "awwww", and the quickly carry on as before.

[–]RagingNerdaholic 110 ポイント111 ポイント  (22子コメント)

Oh, sure, that hilarious Aussie curmudgeon gets banned for "self-promotion" but this impossibly gorgeous and talented model gets a pass EVERY TIME.

[–]Havoc_7 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If this is self promotion, then jesus christ, what's the point of even posting original content on Reddit?

  1. It's in /r/pics. The pics are quite nice, she obviously has a handle on composition and lighting, not to mention she made everything in the picture - probably the camera, and the lens to boot.

  2. She's not a model. She's an artist; if Frida Kahlo was still alive, and posted on reddit, would you be lighting your torches as well? Just because you might look like Sloth from the Goonies, shouldn't mean she can't post pictures of herself. It makes her ability to produce content that much more convenient when she doesn't need to hire or find someone to showcase her work.

  3. She's not promoting herself. She's sharing her work. She isn't selling anything. She's not a brand. It's no more insidious than any other frequent poster who does the same.

[–]UnholyDemigod 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (13子コメント)

What's she promoting?

[–]Beer_Chef_Drinky 64 ポイント65 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A general state of self-loathing among the Reddit community.

[–]ass_kicker32 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (2子コメント)

herself and her brand.

[–]the_sigma 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Herself. Its not allowed (guessing).. She also posted her IG account..

I was watching a video last week about a guy wanting to promote his site for music but his post was taken down fast. Don't know why this is still up.

[–]Havoc_7 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

She's doing a shit job of promoting; no watermarks, no websites, no nothing.

[–]remjob61 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Have you tagged as "Mrs. Reddit"

[–]makinitcreepy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Real gold redditer"

[–]falcoperegrinus82 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Talented but waaaay self-absorbed.

[–]secretcurse 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I'm calling bullshit on the "metal work." Sure, you're good looking and your costumes are great, but using a Dremel without gloves isn't "metal work." I just have a hard time calling anything that doesn't involve welding "metal work." What you did was cut some really thin metal. You probably could've used tin snips, but you wanted a cute picture so you used a Dremel while wearing a Hanes A-shirt and jeans. Anyone doing any real metal work in a Hanes A-shirt would get some serious burns on their chest.

[–]robswins 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ah the old "no true metalworker" logical fallacy.

[–]TPRT 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There are many ways to be a Scot but one way to be a metal worker.

[–]NAbsentia 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Also, witches can't really fly on brooms. They would fall right off.

[–]Unemployed_Wizard 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's... It's an art photo

[–]Tokenique 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Use to work in a shipyard. You're right these nerds have no idea what metal work is.

[–]shifteee 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look how awesome I am posts are the best posts.

[–]Finn1916 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I agree, Trick r treat is the shit.

[–]Gapmasta 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I agree. The creepiest part for me was how I found it. I opened up a DVD case looking for a different movie and found it. I don't know where it came from. I can only assume it was from a friend when I got some DVDs from him. So I popped it in and watched and loved every minute of it.

[–]Wolfsorax 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I thought that's where I recognized the first picture. That werewolf scene was something sexy.

[–]KHDTX13 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (7子コメント)

How'd you do the Catwoman one?

[–]ChristineHMcConnell[S] 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (6子コメント)

It was SUPER tricky! I actually painted varnish on several pieces of vinyl to get the shine I wanted. I also watched Batman Returns about 40 times while making the costume :)))

[–]foxthechicken 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

OP spent 5,040 minutes on the costume.

[–]lastRecon 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was about to ask the same question. After futzing around with latex and realizing I have the dexterity of a soft shelled crab, I should have looked into vinyl. Fantastic work, btw.

[–]Aellus 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My biggest problem here is that the tic-tac-toe board is impossible. You couldn't possibly get that configuration in a real game: the winning team will have the same or 1 more move than the losing team.

Aside from that, great photos!

[–]scigs6 62 ポイント63 ポイント  (6子コメント)

We know. We also know how much you LOVE yourself.

[–]I_am_a_white_guy_AMA 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeahhh, I'm with you here. She posts this every year.

[–]AdviCeSC2 [非表示スコア]  (0子コメント)

you mean every 7-8 months..

[–]Cannondale1986 68 ポイント69 ポイント  (24子コメント)

Every time I see your stuff it seems like talent wrapped in self absorption. Maybe make things less about how attractive you find yourself, and focus more on your concepts.

[–]BlueHeartBob 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's pretty obvious she has a team of people to support her modeling coverage, there's no way she could do this all alone even if she had all the skills. She just seems like a rich girl who's trying to get someone to notice her so she can hit it big. Sorry, but I just don't believe she's this talented in like 10 different fields. http://imgur.com/user/ChristineHMcConnell/submitted

[–]yoreel 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Why can't she do both? Is there a reason the work she's put into her body isn't just as impressive as the work she puts into the things she makes?

(not trying to white knight, just genuinely curious as to why you think she shouldn't do both simultaneously)

[–]IrishWilly 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's kind of a cheap trick. While she's obviously in good shape, hot is often just as much genetics as any work so when you want to show off your achievements but then try to make everything sexy it's kind of a cheap way to boost your views. There are many of incredibly skilled cosplay artists but the ones that get a ton of attention are always the sexy versions. Does that make them better artists? No, it just makes them more eager for popularity/attention. It's hard to seperate sexy for artistic reason and sexy for attention. Considering she talks very little about her work and just posts images that are all generally sexy versions, I'm going with the latter.

[–]volleyball10 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You make a great point. That's the impression I got as well.

[–]DasUberSpud 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Who's the photographer? Great stuff!

[–]SupportiveSmash 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course you do.

[–]QuislingZed 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate how cool, and attractive you are.

[–]nermid 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great stuff, but you've gotta work on your crazy eyes if you want to really pull off that version of Catwoman. Or, you could put on an undeserved look of accomplishment, cut off half the costume, and go as Halle Berry's Catwoman.

[–]dreadwestley 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why didn't they pick you to be Wonder Woman in the future movie?!