STUPID PARENTS
Today my mother made breakfast for me. She made Bacon and Eggs despite knowing I don’t consume any animal products. Stupid mother. I reminded her but then she flipped out screaming about how she put the effort in so I HAD to eat it. Then to make the whole thing worse she got out the salt cracker and grinded salt onto the plate. MUM YOU KNOW I’M A MINERALKIN, WHY WOULD YOU GRIND MINERALS UP LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF ME?