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[–]d3rtus 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (282子コメント)

Look at the recipe OP provides down below. It's ground beef, packets of ranch dressing powder and taco seasoning, ground beef, beans, packaged rice etc. It's disgusting and I wouldn't be surprised if this is an elaborate troll.

[–]Silencerco 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I've seen meat sauce plopped on spaghetti win chili contests no where near Ohio. Stupid shit happens.

[–]GladiatorJones 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (14子コメント)

This surprises me. I'm from Ohio and absolutely love "Cincinnati" chili, but I've found that people anywhere else hate even the idea of it. So the thought of someone winning with it outside Ohio is just ridiculous!

(Point of fact: I live in Los Angeles, now, and when searching the internet for Cincy chili nearby, I get a large, resounding "Fuck off!" from every search engine.)

[–]arwfs 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

im from sw ohio and I dont even consider skyline chili. It is chocolate meat paste and it is delicious but it is not chili.

[–]aBrightIdea 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

yeah I always introduce it to people as meat sauce and pasta and people then like it but saying chili always gets the wrong image and then they hate it

[–]Iamdarb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is how I feel. It's not chili, don't put it on your hotdogs, make other stuff out it like a layered cream cheese dip.

[–]igolfohio 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Skyline Chili is amazing. source: Cincinnati resident

[–]ichheisseTuBBz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This and goetta are what make me miss ohio.

[–]igolfohio 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A bold statement here but nothing compares to my grandmas homemade goetta

[–]RAJ35H 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can confirm this.

[–]GladiatorJones 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep it on the down-low! I agree with you it's awesome, but people will kill you for saying things like that here!!! (And by "here" I mean "the internet.")

[–]occams--chainsaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think people hear it referred to as "chili" and expect what they've had their entire lives.. like if I handed you something I said was an apple but it was really more like an onion, it would seem absolutely disgusting

[–]The_Unreal 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That baseball had pure murder in its eyes.

[–]Yaleisthecoolest 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kentucky is pretty close. Hell, Dixie Chili is Cincinnati sewage, and it's in Kentucky.

[–]thephoenixx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, I'm someone that hates Cincinnati chili. It's the cinnamon, I can't stand it.

[–]new_to_MI 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love it and have never lived in Ohio.

But yeah, I wouldn't dare make it for friends, let alone a cookoff. Nobody likes the concept.

[–]Palmetto_Projectiles 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My buddy in Ohio is obsessed with skyline chili. I tried it and it was crap. Apparently you hehe to put a half lb of cheddar on it to make it good. Tried that and it was still crap, albeit very constipating.

Tldr; if a half lb of cheese something good then it's horseshit

[–]signeduptosousvide 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Might not be a troll, could just be a really backwoods judging panel.

[–]why_u_mad_brah 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (6子コメント)

In Kentucky. It's among friends. We're not going for the jugular, just a $100 and a trophy, we like to keep it light and friendly, lol.

There is no judging panel. I'm not even sure why would anyone call it a cook-off.

[–]GhostTurdz 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This answers all of the questions I formulated after viewing OP's pic. Thank you kind person!

[–]Barry_Scotts_Cat 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"My mummy says my chilli is the best and gives me an award!"

[–]TheDaveWSC 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I TOTALLY WON A COOKOFF AND BY THAT I MEAN MY BUDDY JIM SAID MY CHILI WAS OKAY

[–]dopefish23 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

She said it's just among friends, which makes for a fairly misleading submission...

[–]GolgiApparatus1 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or maybe the judges are trolls.

[–]DamianTD 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grand prize 100 dollars, I would say it's probably a small competition.

[–]OldPulteney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

backwards

[–]2thousand14 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No. Backwoods. Meaning southern country, backwoods type of hillbilly folk who think this nasty-ass chili would actually be good.

Exhibit A.

Exhibit B.

Exhibit C.

Exhibit D.

[–]OldPulteney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I cede.

[–]jennthemermaid[S] 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (178子コメント)

I don't get why everyone is being so mean about it? Wow.

[–]killminusnine 168 ポイント169 ポイント  (32子コメント)

I can explain it, I think. Food enthusiasts, myself included, are often fiercely proud of their recipes and favorite/regional dishes. It's understandable, we're all here because we're food enthusiasts. So, when they see that you've won chili cook-offs with, no offense intended, canned ingredients, flavor packets, and rice, their first response is probably disbelief and (as evidenced by some posts in this thread) rage.

Try not to take it personally. Passionate people have passionate opinions about food. Congrats on the wins!

[–]buster_de_beer 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I don't think you are right. You can give your opinion without being mean, but this sub really isn't in to that. It isn't about passion but about basic manners. There are plenty of subs where it's basically ok to go bashing. However, as you said, people are passionate about food so when you bash someone who is trying to be proud of their creation you are just being a small child. It's not about the food anymore but about ego. It's why I usually avoid this sub and once again I seem to be validated in that opinion.

[–]BesottedScot 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I find /r/cooking to be a much friendlier place. Food is full of unnecessary snark and soap box artists.

[–]buster_de_beer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanlks for the tip, I'll check it out.

[–]dirtydee000thedi 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I would take this personally and learn to cook real chili.

[–]Im_posting_this 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just as OP should do!

[–]Tibio 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Food snobs beer snobs running snobs league snobs success snobs

Where can I get away from you people?

[–]oneonetwooneonetwo 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I think there's an element of feeling oversold, as well. There's nothing wrong with a good chilli that your friends all like but selling it as an award winning chilli that wins multiple prizes puts more on it than it can support.

[–]Yaleisthecoolest 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As a Texan, I am in touch with this emotion. I saw the thread, and got excited, then opened it, and felt like someone slapped my mama.

[–]elsparkodiablo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, slapped momma

[–]AWildSegFaultAppears 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I only clicked on the article because OP seemed like a douche with the title and I wanted to see if he actually was. Saying that he can't stop winning cookoffs makes him sound like a tool. Then you come in and see that he "can't stop winning" "competitions" with his friends with prepackaged stuff. Confirms the douche level.

Edit: For the people thinking I am jealous or am a douche myself. It is possible that I am a douche. Never said I wasn't. My point was that saying "I can't" sounds like a complaint. When you put that with the rest of the title, they are complaining that they seem to keep winning chili cookoffs. Am I jealous? Maybe. I would love for my friends to give me free money, but I don't say "I can't stop winning at poker" because I won a couple of Friday night games with my friends.

[–]jamz_fm 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Did it occur to you that she said it with a hint of self-irony? I doubt she took a $100 chili cook-off that seriously.

[–]Young_sims 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's just fucking chili. Jesus Christ.

[–]Im_posting_this 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, it's fucking pre-made slop.

[–]aynrandomness 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just won four marathons, I only ran 7 metres, and I was racing against two old people, but it still counts right?

[–]jayme0227 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We had a contest where I work. One of my buddies went all out and made this elaborate recipe with buffalo, and multiple cuts of beef. He came in 4th place and was super pissed. The next year, in protest, he just threw a bunch of premade/prepackaged ingredients together and won. He was even angrier.

What this tells me -- people get too hung up on the quality of ingredients. What really matters is if the food tastes good. It doesn't matter if you have that perfect prime filet mignon. If you prepare it wrong you might as well have gone with the sirloin.

[–]nivekpsycic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

disbelief and (as evidenced by some posts in this thread) rage

AKA, envy.

[–]Sillymonsters 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was wondering why everyone seemed to be so mean, but this makes a lot of sense actually. I feel bad that OP is getting a lot of negative comments, but it reminds me of how a fighting game enthusiast would feel if they got beaten by a button-masher!

[–]Amandakillandeat 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Welcome to Reddit. I cry after every submission.

[–]ClevelandIsThat 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Every time I click the orange envelope...

"I wonder who's going to yell at me for my opinions now!"

[–]drocks27 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I think.. oh god what did I do now?

[–]IGoOnRedditAMA 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Haha made ya look.

[–]drocks27 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

goddammit guys!

[–]AvastYeUpboat 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

/u/drocks27, I think you're a nice person. Enjoy your day.

[–]drocks27 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

aww :) thanks

[–]cookedbread 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No joke I get super anxious whenever I see the orange envelope. I don't know why I do this to myself.

[–]Fyrebat 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

how about now, where you anxious just now?

[–]Maegumi 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Boo! :D

[–]PM_ME_YER_MAMMARIES 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How could you even say such a thing?

[–]_aex 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cogito ergo male cogito.

[–]partyonmybloc 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

[–]johnnyfiveizalive 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm kind of new here and this has been my experience....

Why are people so mean here?

[–]ClevelandIsThat 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No idea. A lot of users want to sound smart and make points so they can get karma. And there's a ton of users so it has less of a community feel. Smaller subs usually have nicer people in them. And smaller forum sites usually don't behave like people here do.

[–]smile31 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anonymity allows people to feel less shameful about displaying traits that they normally wouldn't dare to showcase in public.

[–]UPRC 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HEY MAN, I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU FOR ASSUMING THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE YELLED AT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE POSTING ON REDDIT.

[–]aynrandomness 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck you and your opinions.

[–]hosinthishouse 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Orange? I think someone's color blind.

[–]IGoOnRedditAMA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great comment!

[–]Talman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The vocal minority is going to yell at you. For thinking differently then them, writing about it, and hitting Save.

[–]flynnguy 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (19子コメント)

I think most of it has to do with your title "I can't stop winning chili cook-offs!"

Chili cook offs are a big thing throughout the US and is generally thought to be more than just a couple of friends hanging out and drinking beer trying different "chili."

When I read your title, I was expecting to come in and see you wining a few big chili cook offs which would be something to brag about. Instead, I see a post about winning 2 competitions amongst your buddies. To top it off, you use a lot of pre-packaged ingredients which probably contain a lot of salt and msg. I can excuse beans in chili as I don't really pick a side on that one (I like them both) but rice and corn? You are really playing loose with the definition of chili and that should have been in your title.

Want to lose a chili cook off? Try actually going to one.

[–]McGravin 74 ポイント75 ポイント  (3子コメント)

If I went to an actual chili cook-off and found out I lost to someone who puts packets of ranch dressing powder in their chili, I'd be seriously fucking pissed.

[–]oldhouse1906 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This "cook off" appears to be at a bar, and only two hours long. I have a feeling they are just being judged by drunk people. I don't know if I would be bragging about that.

[–]Seattlejo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So a cook off among friends isn't a cook off? I mean its really a potluck with prizes, but why not call it a cook off or a cooking competition.

[–]kittenTakeover 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's wrong with some corn in chili? I understand the prepackaged rage and am not saying I'm some chili master, but I like corn in my chili.

[–]bigbullox 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (45子コメント)

If I came round to your house and you showed me this recipe , I'd just say "cool". But when you win awards for this stuff and paste those awards on the internet you have to be open to people criticising a recipe that has very little culinary art behind it.

Take this recipe for instance: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Boilermaker-Tailgate-Chili/Detail.aspx?event8=1&prop24=SR_Thumb&e11=tailgate&e8=Quick%20Search&event10=1&e7=Home%20Page&soid=sr_results_p1i1 This is just an allrecipes recipe, not an award winning recipe yet it has varieties of pork, varieties of chilli spice, varieties of all sorts of flavours in there that are a great starting point and can be messed around with based on the cooks preferences. This shit is serious and many people have lost their lives to get to the intricacies of modern day chilli.

[–]mthrndr 48 ポイント49 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This shit is serious and many people have lost their lives to get to the intricacies of modern day chilli.

Indeed. RIP in Peace.

[–]DickEarthquake 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like Scott Tennerman's Family

[–]Frankeh 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I imagine the judges judge the chilli based on taste, not effort.

[–]kadno 92 ポイント93 ポイント  (23子コメント)

It doesn't have to be complicated to taste good.

[–]YouAreAFishMonger 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (18子コメント)

You're right that complicated doesn't equal better. But the best, most thoughtful cooking is usually very careful and deliberate. Roasted beets, tomatoes, olive oil and basil is a very simple dish, but it's a very well considered one.

Ripping open a bunch of cans and packets and dumping them into a pot isn't well-considered; it's soulless, and lazy, and dispassionate. Maybe it tastes good (in a crass junk food sort of way), but if you don't think there's a difference between soulless taste, and the kind of that taste that comes from people who really put care into what they make... Man, that's a shame.

Complicated has nothing to do with it other than flavorful, 'complicated' chili is just a byproduct of giving a shit.

[–]oneonetwooneonetwo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

The other side is that it does take effort to beat other people. It's not particularly hard to run 100m, it's beating other people who are trying to run the same 100m faster than you that's difficult.

Cooking doesn't have to be hard work, but the moment you start doing it competitively you've got to beat people who are doing hard work.

[–]oldhouse1906 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

In fairness though if you google this chili cook off it appears to be at a bar and only two hours long. I think if you took this recipe to a real cook off you'd be laughed at.

[–]fappingjay 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lets assume its allowed to be entered as chili (some were questioning that, I have no idea how Chili is defined), it would be interesting to see how well it did. Obviously, some people liked it. The atmosphere, it wasn't particularly a panel of experienced judges, but it would be interesting to see what the response would be if it were.

[–]BeelzebubBubbleGum 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chili is very well defined for most competitions, Very well. Google it

[–]speccy2 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

OP didn't 'compete' so much as have a few friends around, everyone brings chilli.

[–]Schmetlappio 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Get the fuck over yourself. I felt embarrassed just reading that. It just seems like you're angry that nobody's ever recognized whatever slop you lovingly churn out every night.

[–]awwwww_snap 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Seriously, this thread is some of the most masturbatory shit I've read on this website, and I frequent video game subs too

[–]YouAreAFishMonger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Listen bud, I didn't say a word about myself. All I said is there's a difference between mixing together canned foods, and actually caring. Sorry that not respecting the culinary genius of the Kraft corporation is so offensive to you. I'll let you assess why that is.

[–]orthag -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is true. But that chili recipe up there isn't that complicated. The entire right half of the ingredients list is just spices and seasonings. Chili tends to have quite a few of those.

[–]joonjoon 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Don't fall into the trap that "culinary art" = better tasting. My friends and I had a cooking contest for meat loaf. The top two entries were the same idea - meat loaf with mushroom gravy. I made my own beef stock, gravy from scratch, ground my own meat, purchased exotic mushrooms and slaved over it for hours. My friend went to the store and bought meatloaf mix, a gravy packet and some white button mushrooms and put it together in an hour.

My entry came in second, his won.

[–]bigbullox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

In my opinion its dish specific, you can try tarting up a simply basil, garlic and salt tomato sauce (with wine, lemon juice, a hint of chilli, etc) but the base dish is an untouchable powerhouse, baguettes another one, just off the top of my head, sure theres many more.

I don't think this applies to chilli, there is nothing magical about the combination of onions, beef, 1 type of chilli and tomatoes that couldn't be improved by adding more complex meatiness (pork, beer, worcestershire sauce, stock) or adding more complex chilliness (variety of chilli types rounds out the chilli effect to hit a more broader portion of your senses without overpowering and exhausting a single frequency). I'm not a student or professional, but thats just what matches my taste after trying every recipe I can, obviously everyones tastes are different, and this is also an issue with using premixed ingredients. Without being able to adjust them or understand them you can never improve the dish to match your own taste and are forever stuck in this above average zone that works but never improves and that's a sad way to enjoy cooking.

Also, I'm not questioning the truthfulness of your anecdote but how does a judge (never mind a non-foodie) not tell the difference between gravy granules and real gravy? It doesn't even look the same. Not big into meatloaf so if if the gravy is not served as a sauce then I can understand.

[–]joonjoon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

The reason his entry won is because meatloaf is not a dish associated with haute cuisine. It's something we've all had at home or in cafeterias and most of the versions we grew up on probably used some kind of canned/powdered gravy. Food snobs love to shit on canned/packaged gravy but they are delicious in their own way and it's something we all grew up with. The version he made is what the judges most associated with their idea of "home style" meatloaf and gravy. It's the same reason Heinz would beat any home made ketchup in a taste test.

[–]bigbullox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have me at a disadvantage, meatloaf isn't a thing where I'm from so I have no clue what passes for a good meatloaf I was just very familiar with gravy. As a teen I lived off fish sticks and gravy (granule variety) wraps, I would still enjoy the hell out of it, I am very familiar with it, I am also very familiar with real gravy (served with and made from roast meats), the two things are not alike. If meatloaf is traditionally made with gravy granules then you made a big mistake making real gravy, my fish stick wraps would be gross with real gravy.

[–]graften 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The recipe uses shortcuts....premixed spices. That's all they are. I sort of agree, that it feels more official if you make your own spice blend from individual spices...but essentially it's the same thing to use a packet that's already mixed together...and it's significantly cheaper if you don't cook a lot to use the excess spices.

[–]seditiousme 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive made this recipe. For my bachelor's party camping trip. It was godamn delicious. Expensive, but delicious.

[–]chazzzle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

BOILER UP!

[–]mschwartz33 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Now THAT sounds good. I might attempt this recipe over the weekend.

[–]frozengyro 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Look up the reddit "2am chili" that's what you really want to try.

[–]mschwartz33 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definetely! http://i.imgur.com/3xSgR.jpg The only thing I think it is missing is some ground pork sausage. This is happening!

[–]CyanideSeashell 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Didn't people blow a gasket about the 2am chili, too?

[–]frozengyro 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know I blew a toilet apart with the help of that chili.

[–]MammalFish 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This shit is serious and many people have lost their lives to get to the intricacies of modern day chilli

Who's the troll? #ChillForChilli

[–]easycheesus 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I make that chili all the time, it's fantastic.

[–]Naskin 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I won the first (and only one I've entered) chili cookoff with that Boilermaker recipe, just added more chili powder and cayenne pepper to actually make it spicy. Shit's delicious.

[–]HarleyDavidsonFXR2 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the Internet. Don't take it personally.

[–]HillTopTerrace 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This looks like a local chili competition. You won $100 and a little trophy. Good on you for making kick ass chili. And I think spanish rice would be a great addition to chili. And personally, I add corn to anything that I can because I fucking love corn. Don't listen to these critics. Think about it. They are literally bashing you for winning. They can go enter their own chili competitions and see how far they get without your corn and rice.

[–]nyudo2 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They are mean because you purposely misled them to make yourself look good.

You acted as if you won many large Chili cook off competitions, but in reality it was just your friends.

We don't like that stuff on reddit.

[–]TheOilyHill 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sound like every job interview ever.

[–]OneManGOONsquad 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because this is basically a Pinterest recipe. Seriously, no offense, but a lot of people here aren't cool with using seasoning packs and premade, store bought spice combinations. They'd rather add the chili powder, cumin, etc...

Edit: oh and also your title is insanely pretentious

[–]TundraWolf_ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People are weird as Hell about chili in particular. They think there are rules as to what can and can't go in it. I enjoy all the different kinds, even Cincinnati.

[–]UPRC 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It seems like 99% of those people are Texans. They're like the chili police or something.

[–]unexplainableentity 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Because Reddit. You could post the best thing ever and someone would complain and pick on it.

[–]Turbokunt 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, no opinions allowed.

Everything is the best thing ever even if it's just a lie and absolute shit.

[–]shaky_handed_surgeon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Exactly. I posted last year around Christmas offering promo codes for free otterboxes. Around 30% replied back saying it was stupid, or saying things like " Who the hell wants one of those bulky things on their phones?" People just like finding something to be negative about. Now if you were blowing a load of semen into the chili I would have a problem.

[–]Slywashere 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

offtopic: any chance of promo codes this year for an otterbox?

[–]shaky_handed_surgeon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm not supposed to say yes...so no.;) what kind of phone do you have?

[–]weirdperiods 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because all of reddit knows better than you. Dont you know that? Don't take it personally.

I think it looks yummy. Who cares if it's bad for you. It's not like youre eating it everyday. Congrats on your wins! ☺

[–]Fingerbang_bangbang -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Becaused packaged and processed foods are shit. They are bad for your body and will invariably make you fat or give you cancer or kill you some other way.

[–]aulstinwithanl 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (9子コメント)

This is a chili cook-off. Not a quinoa vegan delicatessen cook-off.

[–]Fingerbang_bangbang 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Dude. I love meat. I love good Chili too. You can make it without using a whole bunch of shit though. Taco seasoning? You realize that's just a few other seasonings combined from your spice rack? Ranch POWDER? What the fuck is in that? This has nothing to do with being vegan.

[–]orthag 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ranch dressing and taco seasoning packets in chli, such an abomination.

[–]NatKeen 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ranch flavor? It's really good as a burger seasoning.

[–]stabsthedrama 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (5子コメント)

There's just too much highfructose gluten and not enough antioxidants for my taste.

[–]BuiltForGirth 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Is this wi-fi organic?"

--Drunk uncle

[–]spygirl43 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What the heck is high fructose gluten? Gluten is mainly found in wheat, barley, and rye and doesn't contain fructose which is a sugar. If you want to be a food snob then you should get the ingredients right.

[–]Zaptruder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People like to pile on when they detect arrogance that's unjustified.

I don't know what that chilli tastes like. It could be amazing. But I can tell you, it doesn't look amazing.

[–]Dkushgod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You really shouldn't be upset. You getting mad Karma and the alternative is coming to Texas with that and getting jailed for a felonious act.

[–]speccy2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because you boasted about a supposed achievement that actually wasn't, using a recipe cribbed from Paula Deen, using so many pre-made ingredients you might as well have bought this.

[–]tt500cc 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd eat the shit out of that. I'm from New Mexico where we do Chile a little different than "Texas Chili" note the spelling difference. I'd like to try it. Haters gonna hate. This person was just trying to share her good feeling of winning chili cook offs. Don't be a dick.

[–]formeorangeme 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People are assholes sitting around looking for something to tear down. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]blueberrycherry 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congratulations!!!!! There are nice people here too. And wish I could try your award winning chili!

[–]nivekpsycic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because they're jealous and pretentious. People are judgemental assholes, just ignore them. There are plenty of people who are excited for you and are going to be cooking your chili recipe tonight!

[–]hotterthanahandjob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not sure why everyone is a cunt. Oh wait, It's /r/food. Foodies are the smuggest people around. Don't let it get you down, OP.

[–]asteriscusampersand 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

David Chang says beer snobs are. Everyone now hates David Chang. Think anything that ends in "snob" is smug.

[–]X-Heisenberg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're just mixing processed food.

[–]buster_de_beer -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't let it get you down. Some of these food "enthusiasts" are little more than trolls waiting for a submission they can trash. You already know you make good food since you like it, your family likes it, your friends like it and apparently some judges in some cook off liked it. These guys trashing your recipe haven't even tried it so what do they know?

[–]ehrensw 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People with nice thoughts keep them to themselves, because when we say nice things we get downvoted.

[–]JETJR 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellow chili enthusiast here and I must say it looks DANK. Screw the haters. Corn on Rice? HELL YEAH!

[–]GiantZebra 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll tell you why: because it got to the front page.

Among friends, or in a small subreddit, you can say "my recipe wins prizes among my friends!" and (many) people will say "that's great!"

But this got to the front page with the title "I can't stop winning chili cook-offs!", and all the tens thousands of people who see the post think that you're some kind of National Champion, and then they see your recipe and get confused.

Not because it isn't a good recipe, but because it doesn't look like a national champion's recipe.

So then they feel mislead, whereas if this had stayed in a small subreddit (or you were just telling your friends) no one would have thought you were saying you were a national champion, and they wouldn't have felt mislead.

Buck up anyway, it's just a bunch of strangers with too much time on our hands commenting.

[–]asouflub -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Don't take it to heart. Several people on the Internet are just outwardly mean to others they deem lesser than them.

[–]therealsix 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yikes. So much for real chili huh?

[–]All_The_Ragrets 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (39子コメント)

There's no way this thing would win a cook off. I want to see what it was up against. This is a stew, not chili. OP post down below that it's just among his friends. So he is not really winning any cook offs.

[–]ZeldaAddict 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can picture OP being hot and giving this "chilli" to a bunch of drunk dudes and they are all like YEAAA THIS IS SO AWESOME!

[–]DGer 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (18子コメント)

As someone who has been to several chili cook offs, including International Chili Society events, I can safely say that I believe it. The judging is often way off in their decisions and don't know what good chili is. My least favorite at these events are the culinary types that decide chili isn't fancy enough for them, so they fancy it up with a bunch of unneeded bullshit. Mushrooms don't belong in chili. Just like corn and packaged taco seasoning and ranch don't belong in chili.

[–]portajohnjackoff 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (4子コメント)

TIL there are chili snobs

[–]cookedbread 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah this entire thread is pretty hilarious.

hah you put beans in your chili? getaloadofthisguyface.jpg

[–]Karpe__Diem 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know, there are people in here that use salt from a container! REAL cooks take a hammer and chisel out back to their salt rock quarry and make their own salt.

[–]Ciridian 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quarry salt? How absurd. Real chili uses sea salt from Gulf of Mexico sea water, dried in the Texas sun.

[–]Hoobleton 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Chili snobs are second only to steak snobs in this subreddit.

Every chili post there's a guaranteed "that's not chili" comment.

[–]__absintheparty 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I disagree about corn not belonging in chili, but moving on..

[–]WiggerPeas 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Not only that... but, speaking as a lifelong Chef that was taught by lifelong Chefs... after tasting 2 or 3 versions of hot, spicy dishes, you aren't able to taste subtle flavours any longer.

I, personally, don't believe a Chili judge can judge anything beyond "too hot", "too salty", "not enough flavour", etc after they've tried one. No amount of water, beer, mint or parsley will make a difference, especially considering the "nature" and flavour profile of chili.

[–]DGer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's a really good point. Kind of a silly food to have a competition with when you think about that aspect.

[–]gocarolina 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Since when are mushrooms fancy? One of the best chili recipes I ate had meat, chilis, and mushrooms and it was great.

[–]DGer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's bad enough when you're putting any mushrooms in, but when you're highlighting your extra fancy mushroom as the centerpiece of your chili. That's an example of what I'm talking about. Mushrooms just came to mind immediately because I recall this one guy that couldn't shut up about how special the mushrooms in his chili were when he was describing his chili. The whole time I was thinking "They don't even belong there and the base of your chili is flavorless."

[–]gocarolina 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that guy just sounds like a douche

[–]cortezfantastic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can you point us to a recipe that is "real chili"? Curious.

[–]DGer 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never said "real chili" I said "good chili." Good chili comes in many varieties. Keep in mind that someone could write a book about what "real chili" is and everyone has their own opinion of what "good chili" is. To me it's a type of spicy stew whose main components should be beef, chili peppers, and cumin. To me authentic/good chili should be done with cubed beef not ground beef. Although in my own chili I use both. Popularly it includes beans, but a lot of purists insist that they don't belong. For the chili that I make I use beans, but only one kind. I'm not looking to make a bean stew like some people do with their chili. Another point of contention is tomatoes. Most include it in their chili. Some purists scoff, but it's become a pretty standard way to make chili.

[–]starlinguk 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Being a Brit (OK, I'm Dutch, but I've lived in Britain for 22 years), I don't care about whether it's a "real" chilli or not (you should taste the crap they serve as chilli around here), it's the use of packets of ready-made stuff that's the problem.

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised if it tastes great, and if that stuff is allowed, well, then OP has won fair and square.

[–]warren31 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

dammit, this is how my wife cooks too. Just opening containers of processed food and warming them together.

[–]NatKeen 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dude, that powdered ranch is pretty good with hamburgers.

[–]Karpe__Diem 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NO! CLEARLY YOU CAN'T USE ANY PRE-PACKAGED MIXES WHEN COOKING SO YOUR HAMBURGERS ARE SHIT! I HOPE YOU DIDN'T BUY THE BEEF PRE-PACKAGED, REAL COOKS KILL THE FUCKING COW AND PISS ON THAT PACKAGED MEAT.

[–]MikoRiko -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How do you know it's disgusting if you haven't tried it? Stop being such a self-important pedant and enjoy food like a normal person...

[–]Beroox 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have a buddy who used to make this, Sante Fe Stew I think he called it. Not a traditional chili but still quite similar and delicious especially with corn chips and sour cream.

[–]anonymau5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The jellybeans and frozen tater tots are a great touch!

[–]hyupp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As a Brit, my favourite recipe for chilli is very simple:

500g minced beef, 2 tins of baked beans, 2 tins of chilli beans (or 2 tins of drained kidney beans + 1 tin of chopped tomatoes). Add spices and chilli powder to desired hotness. Really simple but tastes nice, only takes around 20 minutes and only needs you to wash a single pan afterwards.

[–]Stickboy06 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, chili is not made with prepackaged spices and taco seasoning. They don't even use any chili powder or pepper.

[–]paulxqx 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

haha

[–]rpAnonnom 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm going to make this recipe because it seems like complete and utter garbage designed for mass produced scale (e.g. wendy's or some other fast food joint)....this has to be a troll

[–]Alex_1989 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I've never tried corn in my chili. I wonder if my partner would like that.

[–]mamoocando 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I always put corn in mine. It's great in a spicy chili. Like little pockets of sweetness!

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree. The important part is that the corn kernels be firm and sweet. Sometimes that means roasting the cobs yourself. Canned corn can't always be trusted for the job.

[–]ScrewAttackThis 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Try it. I like it every once in a while. You might piss off some people that take chili way too seriously, but who cares.

[–]Alex_1989 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

As long as it tastes good. That's all that matters to me! haha lol

[–]ScrewAttackThis 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, just gotta be careful. Chili purists are worse than the steakists.

[–]orthag 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

A black bean and corn chili made with roasted chilis would probably be really good.

[–]Alex_1989 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That sounds good. I might make that for dinner. Thanks :)

[–]muhaski 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I use Chipoltles, I also roast jalapenos, bells peper, and garlic tossed in olive oil until it's almsot a paste. Then I stir in all that roasted goodness into the chili after it's been simmering for an hour or two.

[–]Dr_Smoothskin -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i'm not so sure about 'disgusting' you could shit in a pot of chili and no one would notice the difference because of all the spices and ingredients

edit: i'm not telling people to shit in chili, my point was you can put any ingredient in chili, it's subjective whether you consider it disgusting or not, so that being said let OP have /his/her little moment, they're only competing for a hundred bucks for crissakes

[–]pmYourTittiesForGold 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have you made this? Have you tried it? No? Then quit acting like like my 3 year old and rejecting food.

[–]cortezology 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No

[–]pmYourTittiesForGold -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

About what my kid would say... Dammit.

[–]bashpop -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh my.

[–]RubberFroggie 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yea, all of that looks pretty terrible, who puts corn in chili!?

[–]ianpauli -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

??? What would make this a troll?