There are many types of men in the world, but none as useful and easy to manipulate than the beta bro.  You know the type:  tentative, sweet, self conscious, usually morose, and most importantly – pliable.  They can easily be bended, folded, and twisted into almost any shape and style you want if you are a woman.  They are two Appletinis away from being homosexual.

It is essential for every woman to keep at least a half dozen or so beta bros waiting in the wings for when her assh*ole alpha is giving her flack.  It’s true that women are only genuinely attracted to alphas despite them being the buffoons of the universe, but what can I say?  They hott!!  So when your intellectually inferior yet physically and socially well endowed alpha is running game and is attempting the indifference or aloof shtick on you, connecting with one of your betas provides an emotional oasis from all the drama.

If you are feeling down and lonely, here are some things beta males will do for you to lift your spirits:

Let you cry on their shoulder.  Beta males are starved for attention and connection themselves, so will gladly offer you emotional solace.  They are good at talking, and helping you sort out your confused or angry thoughts.  They do this in hopes you will return the favor by genuinely connecting to them emotionally or physically as well.

Bring you gifts.  Betas don’t like to see women unhappy.  Once they find out the object of their desire is sad, they will go to great lengths to prove they are the man for her.  They will shower her with trinkets, cute stuffed animals, flowers, candy, Starbucks, and more just to get her to give him a few moments of alone time.

Buy you food and alcohol.  He will try to get you to go out with him in public, buy you dinner, and drinks to loosen you up – not necessarily to get you so drunk you let him have sex with you, but to get you relaxed enough that you might be able to overlook his betaness for even just one evening.

Give you compliments.  The Beta Male thinks showering women with compliments is the key to success with a woman.  There is some truth to this, especially when her Alpha is being apathetic.  There is nothing better for the soul than for a man to tell a woman how pretty she is, or how accomplished, or smart, or sexy.  We do need to hear these things coming from a man’s mouth;  if not from our simple minded Alpha Ape, from our trusty beta standby.

Hold you for hours.  Sometimes all us girls really want is to be held.  Betas are good at this while at the same time being mindful of boundaries.  They understand a woman’s need to cuddle, and avail themselves for this activity at a moment’s notice.  Contrast this to the grab, grope, and grind style of the Alpha Ape.  It’s a welcomed relief.

Give you great emotionally charged sex.  Alpha Apes only know one kind of sex.  It was described in the paragraph above.  Betas bros know they need to be really good in this department.  They also are able to be emotionally attached to a woman whereas Alphas are not.  They go to great lengths to please a woman sexually, AND they put more than their dick into you;  they put all their mind, body and soul into love making.  It doesn’t matter if it takes 30+ minutes down below, or 5 minutes from behind, they will do whatever it takes.  Admit it ladies, after having sex with your beta guy, don’t you feel, I dunno…  Like, not dirty?  Like, what you just did wasn’t a sin; or that it was almost like, special?  Or something?

So yes ladies, keeping a beta male or two, or three or more in your collection is a winning strategy.  Learn it.  Know it.  Use it.

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