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I have a date today... (self.ForeverAlone)

joes_nipples が 投稿

I realize that some of you dislike me because of one of my particularly douchey rants during a recent low period in my life, but since I just like to vent here I'll continue anyways. Haters gonna hate, right?

Anyways I met a girl on my campus who Ive hit it off with great so far. We're both pretty anti-social and she's looking for a nice guy. She agreed to go out with me yesterday and our first real date is tonight. I'm actually really nervous, she doesn't know I've never even held hands before or kissed. I hope I don't fuck it up and make a wrong move (or not make a move at all).

I know you guys are about to tear me down and tell me 1000 ways that I'm going to fail or why I'm an idiot or whatever. But tonight I've actually gotten a girl to go out with me which may be the first step in fixing my miserable life. Wish me luck, brothers.

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[–]Mouzer90 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Wish me luck, brothers." 5 hours later "God you're a delusional, self important prick. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if no man or woman ever wanted anything to do with you." Lol.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean I wasn't planning on this psycho coming in here and starting shit. I meant everyone else by "brothers"

[–]ByronicAsian[M] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Every one fucking calm the fuck down. Joe this is your second strike stop being an unapologetic child . Everyone else stop provoking him.

Removed reported posts that violated rule 1 and 3.

[–]CalciferGod 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Second?! Okay...So I assume each comment isn't a strike. I'll keep that in my when I get called out for saying something unkind. If a comment was a strike this kid would have over 100. Honestly, he's either trolling, in which case you should ban him, or he's not, in which case he's going to keep saying terrible things. If you followed the rules at all he's pretty much broken them all over and over. And he continues to comment. Hey, what do I know, I just work here.

[–]Brocknoth 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

CG enough. Let it be dude. Byron is doing his job we can't ask much more of him.

[–]CalciferGod 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I guess. But damn does this psycho get a lot of warnings.

[–]Brocknoth 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just watch the fireworks dude. It'll be over soon.

[–]kippy236not a dude 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And they say this subreddit can be boring.

[–]gigawattthesecond 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is half of the fun of this subreddit

[–]CalciferGod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

And he just openly insulted you. Apparently you can do anything on this sub and not get banned.

[–]ByronicAsian[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I can't ban people for insulting me. I have standards. Lege majeste is not against the rules.

[–]CalciferGod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hey, if you're a glutton for punishment my friend...

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Haha get a load of this jerk

How is that calphonic guy not being a child. Nice bias, some mod you are.

Go ahead and ban me or whatever, I'm done with the delusional, immature place. And y'all have the sack to call me the child.

[–]ByronicAsian[M] 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You responded to be slightest amount of negativity to your post brought upon you by you slandering a fair amount of the sub prior. Then you try to hide behind your age. So yes. You're being a petulant child, one that can't take responsibility for your last actions and just let things blow over. Last warning.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Granted the age thing was pretty stupid. But that Cal dude came in here starting hostility so I did the logical thing and told him to fuck off. Sorry if that's a problem but I'm not letting some delusional psychopath talk down to me.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

And stop talking to me like I'm a fucking 6 year old. You know what, I'm done with this place, you condescending assholes, and all this bullshit reddit drama. God forbid I try and have a civil discussion about my date.

[–]ByronicAsian[M] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

30 day ban. And 10 days probationary period after ban expiration.

[–]CalciferGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I like you Byronic.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha nice. AM I BEING DETAINED?

[–]kippy236not a dude 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Aww. ByronicAsian is one of the good guys

[–]CalciferGod 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (29子コメント)

You know, maybe if you didn't go on rants and insult the entire community (like you did again in this post) we would be more supportive.

Saying things like "I know you guys are about to tear me down and tell me 1000 ways that I'm going to fail or why I'm an idiot or whatever." and "Haters gonna hate, right?" is not really helping imo.

[–]joes_nipples[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Every time I've said that I have gotten anywhere with a girl everyone here instantly tells me its going to fail. So sorry if I'm a bit jaded.

The haters bit was a joke. I'm trying to level with you guys but everyone here is so quick to be an asshole if they think you're not FA enough

[–]CalciferGod 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (25子コメント)

You have any examples? The only examples I can think of is when you made that thread and went rabid dog on everyone in the thread. If you act like an immature teen you're probably going to get treated like one.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I mean I am 19 so...

[–]justanothershell 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

So you get a pass cause you're a kid?

[–]joes_nipples[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Maybe y'all are the ones who need to grow the fuck up and get over some post I made while pissed off and have since moved on. Jesus

[–]justanothershell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I dont know what post this is referring to and I dont really care. But if you keep treating the world like it owes you something you are in for a rude awakening.

[–]velobrach 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah this guy is kind of an asshole

[–]MBIIDestined to be obscure 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, don't hold us accountable for your bullshit. I don't know why you thought anyone would fall for that.

[–]CalciferGod 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (18子コメント)

It's possible to be mature at 19. I know it seems far fetched.

[–]gigawattthesecond 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

At 19 you're old enough to vote after all

[–]CalciferGod 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I know, it's terrible. The future of the country in the hands of kids.

[–]justanothershell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Doomed

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you a baby boomer or something? Christ dude you sound like my grandad. And just as bitter too.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I straight up admitted I was being a douche when I made that rant and I've deleted the post. The fuck more do you want?

[–]CalciferGod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Maybe STOP ACTING LIKE A CUNT. Congrats, you admitted it, but you're still being a whiny bitch to everyone in this thread too. I don't even think you're mature enough to discuss getting into a relationship. And you know what, you'll probably be successful. Young girls like young, immature, children.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (10子コメント)

How is this thread insulting at all, I was just looking for maybe some advice or something. You're the one acting like a little immature brat and whining about some shit I said two weeks ago. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings or whatever but you have no room to call me immature you delusional idiot. If you disliked me that much you could downvote and move on instead of throwing a hissy fit.

You have no right at all to call me a whiny bitch, you're the only one being a sniveling child and crying over something that has no relevance here.

[–]damian001 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (9子コメント)

He's been at it all day. Ignore him. He's mad because you're 19 and he's 25. He thinks he's more entitled to be on this sub than you are.

[–]CalciferGod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And again, don't even know where you got the 25 number from. I wish I was 25.

[–]ByronicAsian[M] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Look. If the two of you don't keep this squabble of the main chans. 2 day bans for both of you until you cool your heads and until I can get the review sorted out. I don't need more problems as it is.

[–]joes_nipples[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God this guy is delusional. I think he may be a legit sociopath.

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    [–]m104 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Why do you bother posting here?

    [–]joes_nipples[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    This used to be a nice place...

    [–]agroupofone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (11子コメント)

    Good for you! I hope you have a great time!

    [–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (10子コメント)

    Thanks man! Finally someone who isn't a total whiny prick.

    [–]gigawattthesecond 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (9子コメント)

    You just keep digging this hole deeper and deeper with everything you say.

    [–]CalciferGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    He might be bipolar. It is an option. Or he's just a typical immature 19 year old.

    [–][削除されました]  (3子コメント)

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      [–]CalciferGod 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      I'm done talking to you kid. Everyone told you why you're getting hated on but you're too stupid to realize.

      [–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Oh please, I don't even have time for your bullshit

      [–]gigawattthesecond 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

      But you clearly do since you just replied to it.

      [–]joes_nipples[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      Yeah okay champ

      [–][削除されました]  (3子コメント)

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        [–]damian001 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        And they wonder why people don't talk to them. :)

        [–]gigawattthesecond 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You seem to hate everyone here so much it does make me wonder why you're actually here.

        [–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        You, I like you

        [–]yung1dz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        First off congratz,Can you tell me how you guys met on your campus? In class, walking around, what?

        [–]Brocknoth 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        God damn it guys he's just baiting all of you into arguing with him. Stop giving the troll attention, report him, and move on. He's just a kid he's not worth your time.

        [–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

        Yeah I'm the childish troll here

        [–]CalciferGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

        Oh boy

        [–]joes_nipples[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

        If anything I can take comfort in the fact this asshole is gonna die a depressed virgin

        [–][削除されました]  (2子コメント)

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          [–]joes_nipples[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

          God what an entitled prick. "You're not enough of a loser to be in our loser club!" I'm starting to understand why you guys repel women.

          At least I'm just ugly and not a pretentious shit too

          [–]MBIIDestined to be obscure 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          Yeah, you're a fucking saint otherwise.