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[–]SilentMosquito -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Aw just how I imagined you'd look!

[–]Dani_Californication 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That's the image I sent you of how you look after you said "my dude" so that others could see what it linked to, you crusty dicked moron.

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I still can't believe you thought I was using "le" genuinely. Can you count, on your hand, the number of days you've used the internet? Here I'll do it for you

[–]SilentMosquito -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Top kek, fatass. You're truly the queen of the Internet. I love your maymays.

[–]Dani_Californication 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'd reply with the Navy Seal copy/paste but you're stupid enough to take it seriously and I think I've embarrassed you enough for a lifetime.

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Ah fuck it.

. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.

You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

P.S. GO TO BED, LOSER. It's been over an hour since you said you would. Although I am flattered I've invoked Stockholm Syndrome in you.

[–]SilentMosquito -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Another original joke from the gamerfag.

[–]Dani_Californication 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm gonna tell your mum that you're up way past your bedtime.

But not until, in true Xbox Live gamerfag fashion, I've fucked her all night long.

[–]SilentMosquito -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You got me grounded. Thanks a lot. :(

[–]Dani_Californication 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I guess you should've been more... Silent.

By the way your old excuse of "arguing with a 'fake' account" doesn't hold up when you're still stupid and not funny on it.

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Also I am better than you.

Still.