Zelda: | Hey I just met you |
Zelda: | And this is crazy |
Zelda: | But I need you to save all of Hyrule |
Zelda: | And I'm not even gonna bang you. |
Link: | That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness. |
Link: | Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest? |
Link: | Because it 's true |