Dude... I am so sorry. I apologize.

I had no idea you were so disfigured and had that bad an acne problem.

And here I was making fun of you and your idiot assumption that you had anything remotely resembling taste in music whereas you ARE a huge fan and are willing to spend hundreds of your hard earned dollars to see bouncing tits and cute little asses hop around on stage while bellowing complete fucking nonsense... I mean... you could go out to any lake or beach and see at least as good as that... for almost free!

But hey, you know that, huh? I mean... that's most likely as close as you'll ever get to any of that shit, huh? Damn... dude. You are seriously one ugly fucker. I am SO sorry to have given you any shit. Do you have like a handicapped parking thingy? YOu know, the blue thing that hangs down from your rearview? YOU should have one... That think on your shoulders is considered a handicap in dozens of countries and on several different continents.

Again, man... I am so sorry. I would have been a lot nicer had I known you looked like that. KInd of made me throw up in my mouth... just a little. Hell, you've probably heard THAT before, huh?

Jeez... I bet it sucks just to go out to your local comic book store, huh? People staring and laughing at you. Goddam dude... Seriously... I mean, some people get beat by the ugly stick but fuck... you got beat by the whole tree...

Man. Maybe get a kickstarter going for some plastic surgery or some dry ice scraping or something. Get you some self image going.