lol yer patter is like cum, takes a wank to produce it :) and it's "pidgin" ya illiterate diddy. So away hame, yer teas oot.

I speak his patois and I type in it too, but pretty much only here cos most cunts understand it.

He's not a hipster because he knows more desirable areas to stay, and I'd agree with all that he said, then I included suburbs. Where are you fae then that yer so clearly better than us?