I just had the worst make out session of my life

Firstly, he was slobbery and he told me that sexism wasn’t a thing and that feminism was totally unnecessary because everything’s equal now.

Secondly, he had a giant fucking love bite on his neck and when I asked him about it he was all. “Aaw don’t make me feel bad about it.”

DON’T MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT??? HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE UR GROSS HANDS OUT MY BRA BECAUSE THOSE ARE MY BEWBS AND I DIDN’T SAY YOU COULD TOUCH THEM AND HMMM WHAT ELSE?

OH YEAH, FUCK YOU.

I’m going gay that’s it. I’M TAKING THE FIRST TRAIN TO VAGINA CENTRAL AND I’M NOT TURNING BACK.