This would require you to act like a mature, responsible, adult. Traits you lack.\n\n[[Claim oppression, dox them, ruin the production of the contest]]
I thought we already established that you are not a responsible person. \n\n[[Orchestrate a raid, and blame it on wizardchan to create the illusion of an enemy that is harassing you to get your game off Steam, because no one could just actually dislike your masterpiece of a game]]
Fantastic, shitty games journalists sites are flocking to your rescue! This illusion of a online cyber mob harassing you with their vitriolic misogyny is buying you a great cover! You have successfully diver-\n\nUh-oh! \n\nOther people are seeing right through your facade. People found out that the fake phone numbers you put down as a way to frame wizardchan were actually phone lines to a internet archive, and a Hawaii bike shop. \n\nPeople are starting to make videos on the matter, this wildfire is spreading across the forest, and soon you'll be left with no trees.\n\nWas that a good metaphor? Whatever, what are you going to do?\n\n[[Own up to your actions and apologize, save some face.]]\n\n[[File a false copyright claim on a video that uses a still image from your game which is under public use due to it being a screenshot on Steam, in order to cover up your actions]]
You realize you're a shitty programmer, and that making something good actually requires hard work and intuition. \n\n[[Find someone else to make your game]]\n\n[[Make a shitty indie game with little depth, and hardly any interactivity]]
Absolutely not, this can be milked more.\n\n[[I should take it a step forward and try getting this shit on Steam]]
You are successful in your efforts, congratulations, you're a terrible human being.\n\nBut you still need to make a game, and you're low on options.\n\n[[Make a shitty indie game with little depth, and hardly any interactivity]]
Are you noticing a pattern? This would require you to actually act responsibly, and responsibility is a social construct. The patriarchy is what's at fault here.\n\n[[File a false copyright claim on a video that uses a still image from your game which is under public use due to it being a screenshot on Steam, in order to cover up your actions]]
Great success! The game is on Greenlight! \n\nBut, some people are being quite critical of your game, wondering how it even got greenlit in the first place.\n\n[[Accept criticism like any normal artist]]\n\n[[Orchestrate a raid, and blame it on wizardchan to create the illusion of an enemy that is harassing you to get your game off Steam, because no one could just actually dislike your masterpiece of a game]]
Congratulations! You have furthered your own selfish interests and brought the industry another step forward from collapsing! Great job on shitting on people's hobbies!\n\nThe game is a resounding success. Reviews are pouring in left and right, you're even winning awards!\n\n[[Great, now I can move onto something else!]]\n\n[[I should take it a step forward and try getting this shit on Steam]]
You are a young female game developer, with a crippling self victimization complex. Something is burning inside of you, you need to make a game, now. \n\n[[Make something decent]]\n\n[[Make a shitty indie game with little depth, and hardly any interactivity]]
using responsibility.cs\nusing myPersonality.cs\n\nif (myPersonality = self.responsibility) {\n\n self.Admit(); \n}\n\nelse {\n\n self.Lie();\n\n}\n\n[[Claim you are still being harassed (...somehow? I don't know, games journalists will believe anything) and you are being doxxed.]]
Nice! Moderators from reddit are mass deleting threads discussing this topic! One even contacted you on twitter! \n\nYour professional victim playing is paying off, even 4chan is backing off, mods are deleting threads there too. FUCKING 4CHAN. You really hit the jackpot here.\n\nEveryone is jumping to your defense, despite your history of lying and manipulation. Even the one-hit wonder-boy Phil Fish is defending you! Maybe we'll have a Fez Quest crossover sometime. Maybe that won't take another 5 years. \n\n[[Next]]
You encounter a noble contest that creates concept art for any game a woman pitches, in hopes that their pitch can then later on win the contest, so that their game can be put in production.\n\nThis offends you.\n\n[[Ignore it like a rational human being]]\n\n[[Claim oppression, dox them, ruin the production of the contest]]
Success! You develop a shitty choose-your-own adventure game! \n\nHmm...but you still need people to play it. In order to do that, you need to garner some popularity from games journalists, but how?\n\n[[Actually try contacting them to play your game]]\n\n[[Cheat on your boyfriend and fuck some journalists in exchange for some publicity, thus ruining what little journalistic integrity the games industry had in order to further your own self interests]]\n\n
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You are successful in silencing some opinions, but then the bomb hits you.\n\nYour ex-boyfriend has published a list of all the people you've fucked in order to pave your way into the industry.\n\nThe community is in uproar, people are discussing this on their own forums.\n\n[[You've dug a deep enough hole, and don't want to go any further. Admit to your actions.]]\n\n[[Claim you are still being harassed (...somehow? I don't know, games journalists will believe anything) and you are being doxxed.]]
Congratulation! You've reached the end of Oppression Quest! You have successfully pandered and victimized your way out of any form of criticism! \n\nYou win! Cheers to making the game industry one step closer from capitulating under the sheer weight of your victim complexes and pretentiousness.\n\nJust remember, any time someone criticizes or says something you don't like or agree with, just dox or censor them.
That requires honesty and integrity, as mentioned before, you have the personality akin to sandpaper. \n\n[[Cheat on your boyfriend and fuck some journalists in exchange for some publicity, thus ruining what little journalistic integrity the games industry had in order to further your own self interests]]\n\n