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[–]joneSee 145 ポイント146 ポイント

Tell me you used to slide across car hoods. Just tell me.

[–]thehalo1pistol 47 ポイント48 ポイント

"Cover me, Kowalski, I'm going in!"

[–]kallekowalski 9 ポイント10 ポイント

"Ok" pulls out Smith & Wesson Model 36

[–]Straba 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Smiff n Wessin

[–]riedmae 2 ポイント3 ポイント

"Bad Boys" the prequel

[–]PaintshakerBaby 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Law don't go 'round here lawdog!

[–]Oenonaut 0 ポイント1 ポイント

"It shoots through schools."

[–]PanicFart 0 ポイント1 ポイント

"Hold my beer, Kowalski!"

[–]Bigshadow23[S] 191 ポイント192 ポイント

Newspaper guy shot the pic while I was chasing a burglar. I wanted to shoot him for ruining my night vision.

[–]OldHippie 92 ポイント93 ポイント

You look a little like a tall Abed (from Community).

[–]marcoroman3 19 ポイント20 ポイント

Reminds me more of bubbles

[–]dirtyjerzz 11 ポイント12 ポイント

YO BUBS!

[–]zaphod_beeble_bro 9 ポイント10 ポイント

"Boys I think there's a heli-cocksucker on our tail!"

[–]dirtyjerzz 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Bubbles from The Wire, not Trailer Park Boys

[–]bickinback 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Holy fuck boys, did you see that skid?

[–]Richeh 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Why not both? (.jpg)

[–]Slowboarding 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Yes! Bubbs

[–]SkinnedRat 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Cool.

Cool cool cool.

[–]anonymous_doner 0 ポイント1 ポイント

[–]panda-erz 0 ポイント1 ポイント

A-Bed

[–]coastalforest 1 ポイント2 ポイント

ay-bed

[–]Set-sail-for-fail 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Neat, was this your first chase? did you catch the guy?

[–]Chili_Palmer 10 ポイント11 ポイント

did all cops wear bellbottoms back then, or was this a personal choice for you?

[–]BiffSniffer 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Following the trends, today's cops will now be wearing skinny jeans and converse tennis shoes.

[–]undercover_blanket 7 ポイント8 ポイント

But did you catch them eventually?

[–]7th-New-Account 19 ポイント20 ポイント

[–]coastalforest -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

so perfect

[–]Dolphlundgrensmamma 2 ポイント3 ポイント

It was all worth it now though right?

[–]GoldenGonzo 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Photographer following you around while you're actively chasing a burglar?

Doesn't sound right to me.

[–]Blooked 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Who said that he was following him?

[–]SlimeCunt 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Thanks for your service ! Im sure you have done a lot of good in your time !

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    [–]schattenteufel 5 ポイント6 ポイント

    I'm surprised to see an American say it to a cop. Usually the attitude in this country is to laud and thank soldiers for their service and then turn around and hate on cops in the same hypocritical breath.

    So thanks to /u/slimecunt for not having a double-standard (assuming they don't hate on anyone).

    [–]thinking_bot 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    I wanted to shoot him for ruining my night vision.

    OK

    [–]BearChomp 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Wanted to...still didn't

    [–]UnknowableThings 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    A man ought to know his limitations.

    [–]schattenteufel 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    This picture is so awesome though. It reminds me of every kick-ass '70's cop show. I just imagine your partner is a burly black guy with a huge afro and some kick-ass yellow-tinted shades, and some sweet gold chains.

    [–]TheHumanite 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    This is super cool. You look totally badass.

    [–]tripsick 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    You can always just beat down the suspect to relieve all that anger..

    the cop propaganda on reddit is anything But Cool..

    [–]xCryonic 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Ruining your night vision?

    Could you tell more about this, what happened and such.

    [–]AndrewWaldron 17 ポイント18 ポイント

    When you take a picture at night, most people use what's called a "flash". OPs eyes were adjusted to the lower nighttime lighting levels. When the camera went off with flash, the OPs eyes would have adjusted to the bright light and he would have much harder time seeing in the dark over the coming minutes.

    [–]Vampire_Jesus 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    Sometimes Reddit makes me feel smart.

    [–]xCryonic 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    I feel just plain stupid, I thought the burglar had somehow ruined his night vision for good by injuring his eyes or something.

    Sometimes I amaze myself how bad I'm at reading.

    [–]fireball_xl9 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Jump to the 2:10 mark

    EDIT: oops wrong clip, sorry

    Jump to the 0:44 mark

    [–]VerseBot 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Mark 2:10 | English Standard Version (ESV)

    [10] But that you may know that the Son of Man has authority on earth to forgive sins”—he said to the paralytic—


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    [–]fireball_xl9 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    You're doing godbot's work, son.

    Because of you I have seen the byte!

    [–]xCryonic 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Ah! now I feel just plain stupid, I thought the burglar had somehow ruined his night vision for good by injuring his eyes or something.

    Reading Comprehension 0/5.

    [–]CynicalButTrue 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    No.

    There are no newspaper reporters following cops at night shooting pictures of police chasing burglars. No.

    You watched CHIPS on too many times and posed for a picture.

    [–]drunkenmonkey01 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    A cop who wants to shoot the press? thats unheard of!

    [–]batshitcrazy69 30 ポイント31 ポイント

    The moment I saw the picture I started hearing 70's action TV music in my mind.

    [–]Ripper33AU 20 ポイント21 ポイント

    [–]batshitcrazy69 9 ポイント10 ポイント

    Close. At the time I couldn't put my finger on it, but after seeing your video I remembered it. Ironside. Thanks for the help jogging my memory.

    [–]theryanmoore 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    God damn both of these work so well. Thanks for setting the mood!

    [–]kathartik 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    dammit. the start and end of the Ironside theme will forever be associated with Kill Bill for the rest of my life.

    [–]AnotherpostCard 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Such badass music.

    [–]aaronbp 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Heh, reminds me of this: http://youtu.be/3JCGZFQZkdc

    [–]nightyLEX 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    I can't begin to describe how amazingly good that show is. Everything is in perfect balance.

    [–]silly_string_theory 6 ポイント7 ポイント

    Oh yeah. CHIPS.

    [–]batshitcrazy69 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    Brings back such good memories. I don't know why, but I always like it when he shifts gears in the intro.

    [–]daz123 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    Well fuck me l would have sworn the bloke out of starsky and hutch was the blonde guy

    [–]kathartik 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    oh man, I grew up watching CHiPs reruns on TBS when I was a kid... reminds me of summertime in the 80s.

    [–]Masked_Potato 26 ポイント27 ポイント

    BUT HE'S A LOOSE CANNON CAPT'N!

    [–]Im_why_Waldos_hiding 12 ポイント13 ポイント

    "HE GETS RESULTS, YOU STUPID CHIEF!!!"

    [–]Gimpeh 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Dad, sit down.

    [–]riedmae 6 ポイント7 ポイント

    Gottdammit, you the best man I've got, Kozanski. Don't screw this up, or it's BOTH our asses! *slides badge and gun across desk.

    [–]druuconian 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    The mayor's up my ASS on this one!

    [–]guitarmunkee 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    "Martinez! Give me your badge and your gun, you and Kozanski are officially off the case. Now, get out of my office!"

    [–]dingo78 26 ポイント27 ポイント

    Can't stand it I know you planned it

    [–]riedmae 11 ポイント12 ポイント

    Imma set it straight, waaaatergate.

    [–]cracked_tail_fin 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    I can't stand rocking when I'm in here

    [–]UnknowableThings 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Because your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

    [–]schattenteufel 5 ポイント6 ポイント

    So while you sit back and wonder why I got this fuckin' thorn in my side

    [–]UnknowableThings 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Oh my, it's a mirage, I'm tellin' y'all it's sabotage

    [–]PuraFire 16 ポイント17 ポイント

    OP, post a pic of you now.

    [–]Kjell_Aronsen 14 ポイント15 ポイント

    Where is Troy?

    [–]sonnyclips 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Missouri

    [–]LocutusOfBorges 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Anatolia.

    [–]Coopsmoss 10 ポイント11 ポイント

    Why was someone taking your photo while you where in the middle of a shoutout?

    [–]IsayPoirot 11 ポイント12 ポイント

    middle of a shoutout?

    "I would like to thank my Mom and Dad for being there, my brother and sisters for being good role models, my Department, my Supervisor, my partner, and most of all Benny the Rat for being there, too!"

    [–]losanglo 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    "Oh yeah? Well, I would like to thank my junkie mom for abandoning me, my gang for beating me in when I was only six years old (youngest homey ever!) , the local drug dealers and pimps for being poor role models, and The Man for keeping me down, man!"

    [–]GroteStruisvogel 26 ポイント27 ポイント

    Because the journalists back then weren't the pussies of today.

    [–]BearChomp 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Journalist here--you speak the truth. So many among us are eager to stir the shit, as long as they don't actually have to be on the scene of the action themselves.

    [–]Kyrn -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

    Also, OP only THOUGHT about shooting the journalist.

    By today's standards, that journalist would have a bullet in his head, and the camera would have been something that "looked like a gun".

    [–]IsayPoirot 8 ポイント9 ポイント

    Freeze, sucka!!

    [–]GrimmCheese 7 ポイント8 ポイント

    It's Sabotage! nanana nana nananana

    [–]ForestGnome4 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Came here for this.

    [–]Rasalom 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    "You have the right to remain mellow, man. Anything you say to harsh the vibe will be held against you in the court of lay-it-on-me."

    [–]syphonmax 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Troy and Abed chasing roooobbers

    [–]happyguy49[🍰] 58 ポイント59 ポイント

    Where's your mp5, combat shotgun, mall-ninjaed AR, body armor that doesn't quite conceal a paunch, and black ninja outfit?

    [–]PaintshakerBaby 10 ポイント11 ポイント

    Damn it! You beat me to it!

    Also, how'd he get there? I dont see his main battle tank anywhere! And where is his 300 person Spec Ops back up team?? I guess it really was the wild west back then... I bet he only had a couple helicopter gunships and a handful of drones on standby to stop all the resisting that was going on in the 70s.

    You know what, I'm going to call bullshit on this picture, because from what I've seen and been told, this looks nothing like a cop. He's probably not even wearing a Kevlar vest OR a 3" ceramic strike plate...

    Har har. Jokes aside, this truly is badass. I have nothing but the utmost respect for the officers yesteryear. Really does blow my mind they we're running around with six shooters into the 80s.

    [–]caius_iulius_caesar 7 ポイント8 ポイント

    Cops in my state got semi-autos 2 years ago.

    [–]Cleopatra_Jones 11 ポイント12 ポイント

    Cops in my country got really retarded-looking baseball hats about 5 years ago. I think it makes them look like a bunch of nongs..

    Some of them have spiffy polo shirts with really nice blue-and-black matching colors. They also look like nongs.

    Some of them keep insisting on trying berets and combat boots. They, too, look like nongs.

    At least they're sometimes polite.

    [–]ButtBooger 14 ポイント15 ポイント

    Pretty sure those are dominos drivers...

    [–]Richeh 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Well, yeah. The police in Italy are Dominos. They were found to be the least corrupt organization in the country.

    [–]MikeyDeez 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Is Dominos/The Police the worst place to get pizza in Italy, too?

    [–]Richeh 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Don't get me started. I'm in the UK, and my friends seem to idolize Domino's as an outlet of high-end cuisine rather than the slinger of half-cooked dollops of tomato slop with glass dust baked into the crust that it is.

    [–]ic1109 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    do they twist them backwards when it gets serious like in the old pokemon show?

    [–]kennensie 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    what's a nong?

    [–]FlashCrashBash 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    European cops always look like nongs. Whatever that is.

    [–]Mr_McWaffle 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    I don't know what a nong is, but I'm cracking up. This is my new insult for the day.

    [–]Richeh 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    They look like the nerdy fraternity from a bawdy college romp, about 1/3rd of the way through the montage in which the fratboy with a heart makes them cooler.

    [–]_wolfenswan 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    German & Italian on the vests? Tirol?

    Edit: It's Swiss. Bonus nong-picture of German police.

    [–]MisterFiftyFifty 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Could be Switzerland. Has substantial populations of German and Italian speakers.

    [–]_wolfenswan 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Google Image search for swiss police proofs you right.

    [–]Llulah 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Cops in my state wear tight polyester pants with knee-high riding boots. They are scary as shit.

    [–]caius_iulius_caesar 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Have you got a picture?

    [–]bstix 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Really does blow my mind they we're running around with six shooters into the 80s.

    I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

    [–]itonlygetsworse 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    He's also missing his sniper gloves, sniper rifle, sniper scopes, sniper bipod, sniper stock, sniper stock pad for his cheeks, sniper shoulder pad for the stock for his shoulder, and grenade launcher.

    [–]Mr_McWaffle 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    First lesson of police academy: L2QS noob fagit

    [–]Macbook_Air 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    They save that for when they're being shot at by mobs of black people.

    [–]Millatyme 8 ポイント9 ポイント

    "I'm here to kick ass and take pictures, and someone just took my picture"

    [–]Type964 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    Grow a mustache for God's sakes.

    [–]i_fuck_for_breakfast 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    [–]magicker71 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    Off topic I suppose, but I can't help but ask... as a older (former?) cop what do you think of the problems going on in St. Louis currently? There are many people on both sides of what's going on. Do you feel that the police are too heavily militarized? Do you think that it's justified considering the dangers that the police are facing?

    [–]AnotherpostCard 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    Please put this on /r/redditgetsdrawn. The results could be fantastic, and I think they'll love to draw it. :)

    [–]ConstableGrey 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Were you knocking over a scrap shop or something?

    [–]arturo_lemus 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    You're just missing the foxy mustache man

    [–]PinataZack 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    That hair screams 70s

    [–]traffick 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Hey Rookie ... [cue Kids in the Hall sketch]

    [–]medfordjared 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    [–]lazysailor 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Freeze! You jive turkey!

    [–]Rude_Etude 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    You're missing the mirrored aviator glasses and the moustache.

    Source: Axe Cop

    [–]LeAngryBadger 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    And they call him.. Big Shadow..

    [–]core_I3 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    cool

    [–]relevant_mushroom 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Cool, reminds me of "hard-boiled" have an up vote.

    [–]ill 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Are you still a police officer?

    [–]avidzombie 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    As soon as I saw this pic I heard 70's wakka wah wakka wah guitar sound track

    [–]sane-ish 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON O'MALLY!

    [–]flixtifcai 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    C'mon OP! - we need a current photo too for comparison.

    [–]JamesTGrizzly 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Where is your riot gear / armor/ rifle etc?

    [–]geoffsebesta 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Did you get arrested for taking this picture?

    [–]FSU2012 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't stand it, I know you planned it. Ima set straight this Watergate!

    [–]fireball_xl9 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Can I take a wild guess and say you were partnered with a family-man veteran of the force with 3 days to go before retirement? I think I see where this is all headed.

    [–]gookymo 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Was that a 38 special?

    [–]cmonguysimatwork 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Came here to ask this too. Looks just like the one my dad was issued in the early 70's, guess it was standard issue back then?

    [–]TotallyNotKanye 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Looks straight out of the opening if "Law and Order". This looks badass dawg.

    [–]taytothief 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    How many people have you beaten?

    [–]spjvmp34viw3j3r 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    Wow, this is badass!

    [–]l------l 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Shit man. That is rad! You're awesome!

    [–]Dogpool 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Is your username a visual pun?

    [–]Ear-ational 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    That hairstyle says buddy cop movie. Did you have a partner back in the 70s?

    [–]ErikLiinar 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Them pants tho, my hipster sense is tingling.

    And yes, I also started to hear 70's cop show music and want to know if you slided over car bonnets/hoods.

    [–]whage 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    back then they weren't hipster pants yet...they were just pants.

    [–]unitmann 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    is that a moose on you sleeve?

    [–]kathartik 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    pretty sure that's an eagle.

    [–]Eko_Mister 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    The first thing I thought of was Luisa Rey's dad from Cloud Atlas (the book, no idea if he's mentioned in the movie).

    [–]JMCrown 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    ??!! I'm not seeing it. Please explain.

    [–]Eko_Mister 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    This is just how I pictured her dad when I was reading the book.

    [–]pimpinmidgets 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    I had no idea Barney Fife had a son.

    [–]fishbubb 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Ahhh yes.....the high Sabrina. I know they used to teach it that way. Lol

    [–]pax23 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Your head's shadow behind makes it look like it's got an erection. "Down on the ground you scum!" "Officer, is that your hair or are you just happy to see me?"

    [–]JMCrown 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Am I the only one who thought of Barney Fife?

    [–]bob254 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    You were so young! You had everything to prove!

    [–]Agnostalypse 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    S&W Model 10-6?

    [–]whatsthathoboeating 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    When suddenly, ROBOCOP

    [–]TibEco 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    "One move, motherfucker, and I'll blow you away!"

    [–]sonnyclips 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Matthew McConaughey's character from True Crime during his rookie year.

    [–]stevemilw 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    How do we know this really is you OP?

    [–]mathemon 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    If only the 70s knew it would be the greatest time to be alive.

    [–]DeltaEsquire 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Here you're like Rust Cohle from True Detective.

    [–]HitlersCourtWizard 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    The obvious theme song playing in the background.

    [–]KILL_IT_WITH_FIRENOW 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Scott Copperman?

    [–]Lothar_Ecklord 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Another rookie cop I thought of

    [–]s_meckz 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    "YOU'RE OFF THE CASE BIGSHADOW23"

    [–]majorkev 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    What gun were you using then?

    What gun are you using now?

    Which gun do you prefer?

    [–]Canadian_Infidel 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Needs more '70s mustache.

    [–]corbusiered 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Great thanks.

    I will now spend all morning googling photos of awesome 70's cop shit.

    [–]2muchparty[🍰] 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Treasury Officer? The Eagle Uniform Patch looks like our securities.

    [–]countingtimedown 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    Constant disco soundtrack. CONSTANT.

    [–]Need4Cognition 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    That some TJ hooker starsky and hutch photo right there...definitely cool.

    [–]lucky_tobealive 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    No mustache? Someone should fix this.

    [–]freenarative 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    pew pew pew

    [–]Wrong_OnTheInternet 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    So someone took a picture of you, and you didn't arrest them?

    They truly were the good old days.

    [–]Steampunk_Moustache -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

    Where's your automatic rifle, flak jacket, gas mask, ballistic helmet, knee pads and grenade launcher?

    [–]IsayPoirot 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    He is obviously not representative of current thinking on community policing.

    [–]sonnyclips 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    For anyone that works in public policy that here's chiefs talk about community policing and then outfits their officers like they are headed to Afghanistan this is biting humor.

    [–]Episodial -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    Could someone bring this up to date with some photoshopped assault armor and an assault rifle?

    No offense to OP, he looks pretty badass honestly but just for some contrast with today's police rookies for contrast sake.

    [–]vins_clortho -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    piglet

    [–]HOBONATION 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    [–]BmFBrando -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

    Its a cop! Someone start filming him before he kills someone!

    [–]finalaccountdown -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    might be a bad time to do cop pictures guy.

    [–]captinfail -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    Narcissistic

    Typical cop

    [–]jpiercy99 -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

    Great shot, been a deputy for 4 years now got to love the media.... Oh wait.... No..

    [–]billswitz -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    OP, tell me you didn't let them convert you to semi. That is when cops used to be cops, now many of them are playing soldier, against fellow citizens.

    [–]Anon187 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    Are you wearing a helmet.

    [–]Unoiseau -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    Downvote. Fuck the police.