Me:
Guess I'm never working for IBM since apparently I'm ooobviously going to be taking time off for pregnancies in the future, as a woman, even though I have no intentions of ever having children.
Boyfriend:
Well there are plenty of other companies and jobs out there.
Me:
How many of those are better about these things though? -deep sigh-
Boyfriend:
I don't know, I just apply.
Me:
....yes well this isn't an issue that you have to worry about when applying, now is it?