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[–]krazy_dragon 1190 ポイント1191 ポイント

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED

[–]LongDanglingDongKok 292 ポイント293 ポイント

Time to make interceptors...

Click.....

Click......

[–]FlinchFreely 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Never click the command card, bro.

[–]Zunon 84 ポイント85 ポイント

You need to construct additional pylons. Wrong game?, I'll show myself out.

[–]Breadness 367 ポイント368 ポイント

Interceptors do not cost supply. You plebe.

[–]Erich_Hartmann 134 ポイント135 ポイント

You've not enough minerals.

[–]SplooshSplash1 80 ポイント81 ポイント

Showmethemoney

[–]d4haxor 39 ポイント40 ポイント

thereisnocowlevel

[–]beardedmessenger 26 ポイント27 ポイント

poweroverwhelming

[–]metastasis_d 10 ポイント11 ポイント

ophelia

[–]johnzx6r 39 ポイント40 ポイント

You must construct additional pylons. Plebe status: told.

[–]Jah_Ith_Ber 50 ポイント51 ポイント

Now apologize for playing that race.

[–]Zavahl 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Damn those french canadians.

[–]SelimSC 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Sweet sweet Terran and Zerg tears.

[–]soniclettuce 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Just as soon as zerg stops using swarm hosts

[–]Weshalljoinourhouses[S] 224 ポイント225 ポイント

[–]BnGamesReviews 69 ポイント70 ポイント

Return to Carrier for resupply

[–]allwaysnice 28 ポイント29 ポイント

That one is definitely more creepy.
What with the fish just staring back at you...

[–]maynardftw 8 ポイント9 ポイント

"Yes. Hello? Can we help you?"

[–]ryeguy 11 ポイント12 ポイント

meep meep

[–]Abababeebabooba 10 ポイント11 ポイント

'scuse me, I verped.

[–]smoothtrip 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Alright, everybody out!

[–]BorderlinePsychopath 2 ポイント3 ポイント

In the other gif that mom fish looks like it's the size of whale

[–]Maarifrah 2 ポイント3 ポイント

someone should make the part where he puffs out the little fish into an upvote gif

[–]Game_Fortress 3106 ポイント3107 ポイント

Marine Biologist checking in!

Technically outside my scope of marine studies, but this is a Mouthbrooding Cichlid located in what appears to be one of the African Great Lakes. Mouthbrooding, also known as buccal incubation, is one of the many fascinating methods of defense that African cichlids have developed to survive in the harsh competitive environment of the Great Lakes.

The fry hide in the mother's mouth whenever she recognizes a potential threat. You can see the fish safely swimming around when the mother opens her mouth slightly.

I highly recommend this short documentary for anyone interested in learning more!

[–]jipl 272 ポイント273 ポイント

I prefer to believe that the poor fish just saw all of his friends get murdered and eaten in front of him so he decided life is not worth living on his own and demanded he be eaten too.

[–]dehehn 58 ポイント59 ポイント

I'm relieved I no longer believe that.

[–]MediocreMatt 24 ポイント25 ポイント

That was my legitimate thought until I read this explanation.

[–]andystealth 22 ポイント23 ポイント

Instead, it's him watching all of his siblings chilling in safety, and having to be all "mummmm, this isn't funny anymore. let me in. please... I'm sorry for whatever I did, I don't want to die now"

[–]Smeeee 1950 ポイント1951 ポイント

Hm. An excited biologist... This sounds familiar... Oh well, you don't need alt accounts to get this one upvoted. Thanks for the info!

[–]WalkerFLRanger 923 ポイント924 ポイント

I'm telling Unidan.

[–]RubberDong 132 ポイント133 ポイント

I heard he is gone now. No?

[–]50_shades_of_winning 284 ポイント285 ポイント

He was shadowbanned for using alt accounts to downvote people that disagreed with him.

[–]mortiphago 242 ポイント243 ポイント

also to downvote concurrent threads when he submitted something, and to upvote his, so that it had a better chance of catching the reddit upvote snowballfest

[–]JamesonHearn 318 ポイント319 ポイント

I thought Unidan was supposed to be a nice guy....

[–]mortiphago 514 ポイント515 ポイント

yes, yes, let the hate flow through you

[–]fruit7 11 ポイント12 ポイント

SHARINGAN

[–]IEnjoyBrowsingReddit 219 ポイント220 ポイント

I still like him :c

[–]RetroYouth 354 ポイント355 ポイント

He provided a lot of quality information. He got sucked into the karma void or some shit, and was immature about it.

[–]jlett12 78 ポイント79 ポイント

Same here, he provided a lot of genuinely interesting information, was a cheerful and friendly guy, and generally was a great addition to the reddit community. But apparently everyone else is going to hate him over some fake internet points despite all that :/

[–]asldkhjasedrlkjhq134 156 ポイント157 ポイント

He is probably a really nice guy, he just got sucked into taking Reddit a little more seriously than he should have. Reddit won't ever forget either, we never do.

[–]bhender 123 ポイント124 ポイント

We r anonemus

[–]asldkhjasedrlkjhq134 139 ポイント140 ポイント

We are anemones.

[–]Fluoride_is_tasty 66 ポイント67 ポイント

[–]Surly_Canary 52 ポイント53 ポイント

If you think any of the 'super posters' on this website aren't doing the same I've got some bad news for you...

[–]HouseOfFourDoors 25 ポイント26 ポイント

You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

[–]HurricaneSandyHook 14 ポイント15 ポイント

he turned out to be a real jackdaw.

[–]carnage123 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Sure he was, but when you start creating alt accounts to skew your own score, down vote other people to booster your own, something is messed up with you and its pretty sorry of him to do so.

[–]TurtleFights 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Imo cheating at reddit doesn't change whether you are a nice guy or not.

[–]billybobdog 10 ポイント11 ポイント

I may just not understand what a shadowban is, but what is to stop him from creating a new account and starting over?

[–]IvyMike 33 ポイント34 ポイント

He tried doing that, publically, and everyone voted his stuff down into the abyss.

http://www.reddit.com/user/unidanx

He could create a new account and not let anyone know and maybe do better. But of course he faces the problem that his 'style' is pretty well known so he might get outed right away.

[–]St_Veloth 19 ポイント20 ポイント

How does he have almost 7000 karma when everything he posts has at least -100 down-votes.

[–]Spineless_John 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Anti brigading measures. Basically the website recognizes that he is getting brigaded so his total score stops recognizing downvotes entirely and now just recognizes the upvotes that he gets. I think

[–]pockets817 10 ポイント11 ポイント

He's also now the mod of some ridiculous subreddits.

[–]Spitfires 8 ポイント9 ポイント

I bet he's made a new account and he's just going to stay anonymous and post nothing that might give him away

[–]therealflinchy 5 ポイント6 ポイント

because everyone is an idiot.

[–]opmsdd 2 ポイント3 ポイント

his account is gone.

[–]anonsequitur 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Looks like a perfect opportunity for me to become the next big reddit superstar!

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    [–]AgentOmega 9 ポイント10 ポイント

    Power corrupts

    [–]StopBeingAnCunt 140 ポイント141 ポイント

    I am fucking over this Unidan event. Unidan was one of reddits most interesting commenters. He spent an unbelievable amount of time posting well thought out, researched and cited posts on topics that were fascinating. He was generally gracious, respectful in our community and put in an unbelievable number of hours doing it. I liked Unidan's posts, I still like Unidan's posts, and I still like Unidan as a person. Sure, he fucked up. He created ~5 alt accounts and swung some votes at the margins. He acted petty. Well, we have all acted petty online. Go read his posts now. Does anyone really think he is a terrible person? Does he deserve to be punished forever? Should we be giving a man who has given reddit that much time and effort no chance to offer a sincere apology? Does he deserve hundreds of downvotes on every post he makes from here on out? This is nonsense. He fucked up, but I think he's apologized sincerely, and I sincerely think he improves our community. I like Unidan's posts, I like his photos, and I like his contributions to reddit. We should not tear down our best posters to nothing over their first stupid mistake. I don't want Unidan gone forever.

    [–]acog 36 ポイント37 ポイント

    I am fucking over this Unidan event.

    Wow. I am a pretty regular user of Reddit and had no idea this happened.

    EDIT: full history/explanation here.

    Does he deserve to be punished forever? Should we be giving a man who has given reddit that much time and effort no chance to offer a sincere apology?

    If he was banned for violating terms of service, I can get behind that. You can't make exceptions for popular accounts; if you do, then it ends up just becoming arbitrary because unpopular accounts would be banned for the same behavior that is overlooked by popular accounts.

    Does he deserve hundreds of downvotes on every post he makes from here on out?

    Of course not. And it's weird that the users of Reddit would mindlessly turn on him like that. Hopefully after people cool off from... whatever he did (I'm still in the dark about that), he'll create a UniNew account or something and get back to informing us about critters. I mean, it's not like he was a novelty account just out to amuse or shock. He was genuinely informative and had a flair for writing in a way that was quite entertaining and approachable.

    [–]ModerateBias 5 ポイント6 ポイント

    whatever he did

    to put it most simply, he did exactly the same thing that got memegenerator banned, except by hand instead of with bots.

    [–]YouMustChill 29 ポイント30 ポイント

    I agree completely. He contributed more useful info than probably 10,000 average redditors, and was a hell of a nice guy. The whole thing sucks.

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      [–]ElScorp1on 128 ポイント129 ポイント

      Damn I thought that was just a joke in /r/circlejerk

      [–]ForceBlade 35 ポイント36 ポイント

      No! How off-putting right?

      CJ only satirize reddit. I love it, but yeah they're just themed on unidan right now.

      The guy got caught performing vote manipulation and threw the popularity out the window

      [–]Hmmhowaboutthis 31 ポイント32 ポイント

      See I feel like circlejerk used to satirize reddit, now it's mostly random nonsense instead being a parody of the front page.

      [–]Baelorn 22 ポイント23 ポイント

      Yeah, it used to be fun. Now it is a circlejerk of its own that pretends anyone but them still use the word 'Le'.

      [–]Hmmhowaboutthis 12 ポイント13 ポイント

      Half the stuff they 'mock' hasn't been in vogue on reddit for 8 months or more.

      [–]Ansalo 55 ポイント56 ポイント

      I still like him. :(

      [–]ArrosRahn 21 ポイント22 ポイント

      It's hard not to like the guy. Sure, he cheated the system, but damn, he contributed a lot.

      Too bad some people see the world black and white.

      [–]dinoroo 35 ポイント36 ポイント

      I feel like this whole unidan thing is so insignificant but the reaction is insane. People are acting like they were personally victimized. Who cares, get on with your life.

      [–]igotpetdeers 9 ポイント10 ポイント

      NO I WANT TO CRY ABOUT IT

      [–]macjeeves 53 ポイント54 ポイント

      WOOOOAAAHH. How did I miss this.

      [–]ClintonHarvey 31 ポイント32 ポイント

      Yeah, it's weird isn't it?

      I just found out this morning.

      [–]notyourbrah 13 ポイント14 ポイント

      I'm on reddit half the day and I just found out.

      [–]ForceBlade 14 ポイント15 ポイント

      It's pretty shit to learn. His new alt (I know right) /u/unidanX went offline/inactive a few days ago too. On his last message someone replied he take a break.

      Maybe he's doing just that

      [–]allenyapabdullah 11 ポイント12 ポイント

      Same here. He was revered the last time I checked. BUt this happened in no longer than 1 week ago? Fair enough, you cant expect me to know about everything thats going on hre

      [–]035900511c 7 ポイント8 ポイント

      Actually we do.

      [–]ABearWithABeer 29 ポイント30 ポイント

      Probably because it has no real impact on your life. He can still make another account and continue contributing in the exact same fashion he did before. He just has less karma on his new account. It's really not a big deal.

      [–]Hmmhowaboutthis 17 ポイント18 ポイント

      I wouldn't say zero impact on my life I genuinely liked to read his comments on whatever weird critter somebody happened upon. And because of his popularity on reddit I was virtually guaranteed to see his comment if he posted in a thread. If he makes a new account I may not be as likely to see the comments. Although maybe some other biologist will fill the niche or Unidan will regain popularity, reddit is a fickle beast after all.

      [–]HobKing 11 ポイント12 ポイント

      Worse than karmanaut, saydrah and kencrema combined.

      You really think so, or are you just saying that? karmanaut got it pretty bad.

      [–]hardcoreufoz 12 ポイント13 ポイント

      Fun fact, worldbeyondyourown is kencrema, he had to delete kencrema after he outed himself as being a Stormfront regular

      [–]HobKing 5 ポイント6 ポイント

      Haha wait, are you serious? If so, that's hilarious.

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        [–]hardcoreufoz 68 ポイント69 ポイント

        It's even funnier given that this is guy a pissant karmawhore himself

        [–]Brickshit 139 ポイント140 ポイント

        I don't even need to check his history to agree with you. Anyone who cares that much about "cheating at reddit" has some issues.

        Honestly, I used to be a little annoyed at reddit's intense love for Unidan, but I've been defending the guy recently. He made interesting posts and offered insight to his world of biology. Compared to all the rehashed 1 liners, pun threads, and reaction gifs, he improved reddit far more than he could have harmed it by padding his posts.

        [–]papa_seeps 29 ポイント30 ポイント

        But no man, he upvoted his own comments. He's sick, throw him in jail. For real though, anyone who downvotes someone's entire post history out of spite needs to take a second to breathe before they go on that click rampage. There are assholes who say and share terrible messages and images...go find and downvote those guys.

        [–]cacabean 11 ポイント12 ポイント

        wot

        [–]lasershurt 12 ポイント13 ポイント

        wbyo (for short) is kind of a giant douchebag troll. Not a "I do it all for the laughs" troll, the "I am actually a real shithead" troll.

        [–]ooburai 14 ポイント15 ポイント

        Well anybody who uses faggot in that context hasn't made it off the Internets yet so that's not a huge surprise. :)

        [–]BuMari 27 ポイント28 ポイント

        After reading his comment I thought Unidan had done something horrible. After reading the whole story... really? So much hate just because he manipulated votes?

        I know it's stupid and wrong to downvote other submissions just so yours rises to the top but damn. Reddit is taking this way too far to the point where he's called "the biggest faggot" everything he says is downvoted to hell.

        I feel bad for the guy. I'm sure Reddit meant a lot to him and now everyone hates him. Reddit can be a shithole sometimes.

        [–]Brickshit 36 ポイント37 ポイント

        I feel bad for the guy. I'm sure Reddit meant a lot to him and now everyone hates him. Reddit can be a shithole sometimes.

        Yeah really. He took time to make posts almost every day, answering questions, and responding when he was tagged all over the place. Not only did reddit probably mean a lot to him, but he appeared to mean a lot to reddit until this "giant issue". (which is probably done by a shockingly high number of redditors)

        [–]hardcoreufoz 9 ポイント10 ポイント

        Oh the irony, how many alts you got now kencrema/davidborts?

        [–]kpyle 9 ポイント10 ポイント

        You really only need one and that's for porn subs.

        [–]djb85511 19 ポイント20 ポイント

        I don't agree he's the biggest faggot of all time, or worse than OP, that's just ludicrous. Dude would just use some alt's to bump up his comments a bit, I still think he's a swell fellow.

        [–]EruptingVagina 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        I never saw what happened with karmanaut... I have seen him around though and he does get upvoted... What happened?

        [–]plgonzrx8 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        I would like to know as well.

        [–]MangoesOfMordor 5 ポイント6 ポイント

        This guy's a marine biologist, Unidan works with crows ;)

        [–]neo7 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        You mean Jackdaws

        [–]StrikingCrayon 58 ポイント59 ポイント

        HOLY FUCK IT'S NARRATED BY THE SISKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        [–]pruwyben 24 ポイント25 ポイント

        "The Great Rift sprawls across the Gamma quad- er, Africa..."

        [–]Madonkadonk 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        "If there is one thing those little fish like to do, it is play baseball"

        [–]BarrelRoll1996 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        spitout my coffee with that one

        [–]two 7 ポイント8 ポイント

        I wasn't going to watch it...but now I am.

        [–]acog 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        Avery Brooks has perfect narrator voice. I'm pretty sure he could just say the most boring, mundane stuff and I'd listen in rapt silence.

        [–]FrozenCheeze 9 ポイント10 ポイント

        THAT'S IMMEDIATELY WHAT I THOUGHT TOO!

        [–]50_shades_of_winning 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        FUCK YEAH

        [–]dctrip13 25 ポイント26 ポイント

        do they ever accidentally swallow some?

        [–]themanbat 58 ポイント59 ポイント

        Most mothers do.

        [–]drocks27 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        I see what you did there...

        [–]Thick-McRunFast 9 ポイント10 ポイント

        It wasn't an accident when your mother swallowed last night, Trebek!

        [–]Arto3 103 ポイント104 ポイント

        It's just too soon. I just recently got out of an abusive relationship with a well written marine biologist.

        [–]worldbeyondyourown 71 ポイント72 ポイント

        Hi Wikipediologist here!

        Did you know that many of Unidan's posts were direct copypasta from Wikipedia! He just added nerdy Reddit humour and took advantage of Reddits herd mentality towards upvoting popular comments by upvoting himself! Hes not even a scientist or professor, he's a student! Crazy like the fact that female Hyenas have a penis!

        [–]W3lls 11 ポイント12 ポイント

        female Hyenas have a penis

        ...wait, what?

        [–]nutbastard 20 ポイント21 ポイント

        It's not a real penis, it's a sort of pseudo penis. Used for displaying dominance by mounting other hyenas if memory serves.

        [–]lordcooper 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        It's not a real penis, it's a sort of pseudo penis.

        I've heard that way too many times :(

        [–]_Supreme_Gentleman_ 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        This excites me.

        [–]Beloved_Cow_Fiend 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Well, it's more of a pseudo penis really. I could be the next unidan, but I'll just link to the wikipedia article.

        [–]eukomos 19 ポイント20 ポイント

        Grad students still teach, even if they aren't professors. I doubt it's more difficult to explain random trivia to reddit than to teach a college class.

        [–]beingforthebenefit 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        He's a grad student doing active research, that's a scientist.

        [–]Reil 12 ポイント13 ポイント

        I'm annoyed by the implication that students can't be scientists. :|

        [–]Untoward_Lettuce 10 ポイント11 ポイント

        According to Wikipedia, the only prerequisite for the title is a proclivity for applying the scientific method.

        [–]CodeMonkeys 15 ポイント16 ポイント

        Well the problem is people are curious enough to wonder but too lazy to hunt for the answers themselves. That's why bots like autowikibot or whatever it's called and Unidan thrive.

        [–]hardcoreufoz 34 ポイント35 ポイント

        And all your post are copypasta from 4chan or reddit, so what's your point?

        [–]drocks27 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        A PHd student still has more knowledge then an undergrad.

        [–]SpamFilterHatesMe 10 ポイント11 ポイント

        Yes. Students are very stupid.

        The moment when you graduate you become instantly smart and educated.

        It's like.. being dumb, being dumb, being dumb... [5 minutes later] .. BUM! Here's this piece of paper... you're now smart! And you now possess whole wikipedia in your head, so you never need to check it or anything.

        [–]RubberDong 11 ポイント12 ポイント

        Wish me and my siblings could fit in our mother's mouth.

        [–]AnomalyUndetected 21 ポイント22 ポイント

        I just tried and I could only fit a part of me in there.

        [–]Snoop_Dragon 14 ポイント15 ポイント

        I fit quite a bit of me in your mom

        [–]AnomalyUndetected 15 ポイント16 ポイント

        Needledick.

        [–]peacefulchaos89 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        It seems like there is a pressure wave drawing the fry into the mouth...is there one? Or is it just them all swimming in together? If it's the latter, How do the fry know that there is danger or that they need to go into the mouth?

        Also, is there any specialized buccal mucosa or epithelium (or fish equivalent) that lines the mouth of the mother so that the children are not hurt? my guess is there is pressure deviations within the mouth if hte mother swims away or changes volume of her mouth--is there something in place that prevents pressure changes within the mouth??

        [–]Snatch_Pastry 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        Pressure wave- sort of. In much the same action as a lunge predator, the mouth gaping open pulls water in. This is a slow version of that. There are also probably visual cues from the parent which alerts the fry to bunch up and prepare for docking.

        Soft mouth- sorry, I can't answer this.

        Pressure control- the fish is always pulling water into its mouth and expelling it out its gills. So the mouth volume is constantly changing, but the water is always flowing freely through the mouth cavity and not subject to noticeable pressure changes.

        [–]Jackk6000 7 ポイント8 ポイント

        The sea was angry that day my friend

        [–]HauschkasFoot 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli

        [–]PurpleXenon 105 ポイント106 ポイント

        Well I guess i'm over Unidan already!

        [–]worldbeyondyourown 645 ポイント646 ポイント

        What the fuck did you just fucking say about crows, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in environmental science, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret studies on crow behavior, and I have over 300 confirmed alt accounts. I am trained in vote brigading and I have the top comment karma on this entire website. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will downvote you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that about crows over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of taxonomists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, jackdaw. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with alt accounts. Not only am I extensively trained in taxonomy, but I have access to the entire Latin names of the Corvidae family and I will use it to its full extent to prove you wrong and downvote your miserable ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit downvotes all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, jackdaw.

        [–]saptsen 43 ポイント44 ポイント

        It's like when worlds collide. I approve of this. Now mix unidan with the 100 pushup guy

        [–]ItsJustNigel 53 ポイント54 ポイント

        Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to catch a hundred jackdaws, but take it from this old Unidan, I've spent my entire adult life in aviaries, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.

        If you only catch one type of crow (and that's all a single exercise like catching jackdaws is going to do for you), you're setting yourself up for shadowbans down the road. I've seen it a hundred times.

        Catching Jackdaws basically only train the hand muscles and to some extent, the ocular nerves. What you really want to do is catch every kind of crow, all the major species (jackdaw, blackbird, ravens, and pigeons) at the same time, over the course of a bird-watching endeavor. And don't forget your alternate accounts!

        I'm proud of you guys wanting to do this. Three updaws! Falling in love with Unidan, etc., is one of the greatest things you can do for yourself. And you WILL fall in love with him if you can just force yourself to stick with it a year or two and create a couple alternate accounts to upvote yourself and downvote others.

        But do it right, okay?

        My advice, find a good subreddit, with rising threads, who will fight petty battles with you (especially in the beginning, until you get the hang of it yourself) and guide you in your quest for reddit fame. Thirty to 45 hours a day, every day of the week, is all you'll ever need to do (I refuse to believe anyone is so busy that he or she cannot make time for that, especially considering how important upvotes are).

        And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being highly upvoted the first time you talk about jackdaws. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So if someone says something to you, downvote them on your alternates, and very, very quickly you will be banned completely.

        Now get out there and do it! :-)

        [–]alphabeat 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        Alright now someone do the Penguin Crow of Doom!

        [–]Scrubtanic 7 ポイント8 ポイント

        And don't worry about being embarrassed or not being highly upvoted the first time you talk about jackdaws. You have to start somewhere and almost every one of us were there ourselves at one time. So if someone says something to you, downvote them on your alternates

        As a jackdaw guy myself, I can completely confirm this.

        If I see a power user upvoting a sub full of redditors, I'm going to be a judgemental arsehole.

        If I see a power user downvoting with alts, actually working for his karma, I'm thinking "good on ya, mate".

        [–]dudebro42 21 ポイント22 ポイント

        Squatbro here! Here's the thing. You said a "squat is the same as a deadlift." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is Instagram famous and a self proclaimed Fitness expert, I am telling you, specifically, in Fitness, no one calls squats, deadlifts. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "leg day family" you're referring to the /r/fitness grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlebros to highly intelligent intellectuals like /u/phrakture and Arnold Schwarzenegger, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of "Leg Day", and myself, the Deputy of /r/fitness. So your reasoning for calling a squat a deadlift is because random people "say the only difference is the way you bend at the knee or hold the bar?" Let's get Lunges and Hack Squats in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

        [–]64738362 43 ポイント44 ポイント

        That was beautiful

        [–]ForestGnome4[🍰] 19 ポイント20 ポイント

        A challenger approaches

        [–]Dikke 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        I am watching every part. I'm at the scene where the catfish infiltrate a mother and eat all the babies. Insane!

        [–]shadedevour 5 ポイント6 ポイント

        Well, I guess I'll have to watch it too now.

        [–]ScalpelsGonnaScalp 14 ポイント15 ポイント

        "[Marine] Biologist Here!"

        Do you happen to study jackdaws in the ocean?

        [–]BAMFSoB 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        Don't you mean ocean crow?

        [–]Jay-Rok 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Before you explained, I thought the last one just, decieded if all his friends were dead, he should die too

        [–]ParkourSloth 111 ポイント112 ポイント

        That awkward moment when the mother fish gets eaten by a bigger fish with all of her children inside her.

        [–]Raekai 159 ポイント160 ポイント

        It's like finding out you got extra chicken nuggets in your meal.

        [–]ghidfg 31 ポイント32 ポイント

        mmm bag fries

        [–]BubbaJimbo 29 ポイント30 ポイント

        No, fuck off, I'm full.

        Sir, it's only wafer thin!

        [–]Your_Friend_Syphilis 1 ポイント2 ポイント

        Look, I couldn't eat another thing; I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off! Just...Just one.

        [–]LetsPlayKvetch 161 ポイント162 ポイント

        That last one wanted to be eaten!

        edit: oh, none of them were being eaten. Cool.

        [–]Weshalljoinourhouses[S] 67 ポイント68 ポイント

        That's the one fish who said "yes" to the "if your friends jump off a bridge" question.

        [–]OxyBoron 29 ポイント30 ポイント

        [–]Trucidar 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        Survivor Guilt

        [–]Smeeee 306 ポイント307 ポイント

        I'm just going to believe that that's mama fish and those are her baby fish that she keeps safe in her mouth. I'm just going to believe it and you can't convince me of anything else. They're going to go home to their anemone and live happily ever after lalalala I'm not listening to you.

        [–]shinydragonite 391 ポイント392 ポイント

        Strangely enough, I actually think that's exactly what's happening. Except for maybe the anemone bit.

        [–]Smeeee 84 ポイント85 ポイント

        yeah, looks like my wishes came true. the anemone is real too, you just wait and see. Nemo forever.

        thanks, /u/nohopeleftforanyone and /u/Game_Fortress, for the explanation.

        [–]shinydragonite 24 ポイント25 ポイント

        #Nemoforlife

        [–]Biologistics 11 ポイント12 ポイント

        #PrayersForNemo

        [–]TonyRockyHorror_ 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        You came up with the explanation on your own. You must be a marine biologist and you don't even know it.

        [–]Game_Fortress 5 ポイント6 ポイント

        Sadly they don't have an anemone home :(

        These lil' guys are freshwater fishies. I am unaware of any anemones that can survive in freshwater, although I would love to be corrected.

        [–]thecackster 33 ポイント34 ポイント

        It's true, yay for something happy on the internet.

        [–]ou812dude 24 ポイント25 ポイント

        well that certainly explains that last one just begging to get in...I was beginning to think the little guy was sticking around to fight for his buddies, and I started to admire his courage...but he was just the runt that barely fit...

        [–]HE5TER 18 ポイント19 ポイント

        This gif is from the “Fresh Water” episode of Planet Earth for anyone cursious. I highly recommend this episode and the series as a whole if you haven't already checked it out.

        [–]murphykills 27 ポイント28 ポイント

        spawn more overlords

        [–]maniclurker 13 ポイント14 ポイント

        [–]compto35 7 ポイント8 ポイント

        well that makes me sad

        [–]whoMeye666 10 ポイント11 ポイント

        Fish are weird

        [–]jarolla 19 ポイント20 ポイント

        Requesting reverse gif

        [–]alopez445 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        He's at capacity for HIM

        [–]MuhGrib 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        Try to understand, sir! We are at CAPACITY.

        [–]alopez445 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Thank you! I was afraid no one would get the reference

        [–]Booeybubbles 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        Can someone reverse this gif...pleeeeeeease!?

        [–]reddit_mind 5 ポイント6 ポイント

        Wait, he did take the last fish in after a while? Or am I just imagining that?

        [–]fayryover 12 ポイント13 ポイント

        She did, they're her children.

        [–]kittysandchinchillas 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        "Ugh, fine...hop in"

        [–]grumpygooch 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        There's a party in your mouth, and everyone's coming

        [–]Dizzymo 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        I saw some chewing at the end

        [–]bangkokhooker 6 ポイント7 ポイント

        “I lived most of my life surrounded by enemies. I would be honored to die with my friends.” - Gamora

        [–]unknown_name 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        What is going on here????

        [–]TheKeanBeast 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Typical Saturday night

        [–]Swordphone 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, NOM...NOM.

        [–]smoothtrip 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        Wow, what a nice guy. He still let him in even though he had reached the maximum occupancy level.

        [–]Moghlannak 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        ITT: Who cares about this fish lets talk about Unidan for 300 comments

        [–]juliacheese 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        I just want people to know.... I read every last damn comment on this post and didn't understand a word. I'm also high.

        [–]Tavo08 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Sounded like a nsfw post.

        [–]bigc04 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        They're like the Party Bears in adventure time! I bet they're having a blast inside that big fella.

        [–]Laihoard 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        I love how he makes an exception at like the very last second of the GIF.

        [–]RegalRage 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        This is the mother fish from "Finding Nemo" picking her kids up after school.

        [–]MasterDebateur 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        This is so sad to me. Poor little guy chose death over loneliness...

        [–]RinDig 4 ポイント5 ポイント

        If it makes you happier the big fish is their mom and shes not eating them

        [–]xtratic 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        ITT; People not realizing that the little fish are not being eaten.

        [–]AFTH_Reddit 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        "I'll try the other side if you don't let me in." That sealed the deal.

        [–]Inkman102 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        "Its a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited! except you... oh alright"