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Anyone who knows an iota about German culture knows that precision and efficiency are an aspect of it. Considering this, prisoners hiding in a shed to avoid death and/or escaping seem unlikely. Yet there are numerous accounts of survivors that read like a Spielberg script. Here’s an example from the Jewish Journal of Greater Los Angeles.

A Jewish man who was sent to a concentration camp, (Treblinka) “bluffed his way out of the extermination compound” then later “hid in a tool shed as camp officials massacred 550 prisoners.” Afterward “he escaped into a nearby forest, where he lived off of berries and roots for three weeks. He eventually joined the Polish underground, made it to the Russian front, and fought with the Polish army.” If that isn’t unbelievable enough, check out the following: Upon escaping, “he found a bag in a forest clearing. The sack’s contents: sausages, a bathing suit, a shaving kit and a loaded gun.” C’MON! I wonder if some music to the movie Shaft came on at that point. He should have just gone further with the story and claimed that from the bag’s contents, he had a shave to look hot, put on the bathing suit which was of the speedo variety, packed a sausage in the front of his speedo and a gun in the side of his speedo, and then went on a mission to a female-run swimming compound behind enemy lines……

And with all this divinely inspired intervention, what did he do with his life? He has a toy company in Los Angeles, where, via licensing agreements, his toys are “packaged with the likenesses of cartoon icons such as Batman, Marvel superheroes and Hanna-Barbara characters.”Strange that his story also has a superhero quality. This toy company owner was the West Coast chairman of American Society for Yad Vashem, which is Israel’s holocaust museum. This is a museum that should be the foremost authority of credible information about the holocaust, yet had this guy as their West Coast Chairman.