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I have been working at an A&W (fast food joint) for 2 years and just noticed this about our main line of food products. (imgur.com)

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[–]gd2shoe 370 ポイント371 ポイント

Or it's a simple recessive gene.

[–]games456 117 ポイント118 ポイント

That might make sense in the real world but you have to remember that whoever designed these had to put thought into every single detail as they created it from nothing, and everything was a conscious choice. They chose to give the son a distinctive trait unique to the uncle. Not to mention that since the mother and father both have the same nose it makes the odds of the recessive "winning" much less likely.

It is much more likely the designer was simply making a mother banging the brother-in-law joke instead of trying to teach the customers about genetics.

Interestingly enough the percentage of men and women who admit to infidelity (emotional or physical) with a brother-in-law or sister-in-law was 17%

http://www.infidelityfacts.com/infidelity-statistics.html

[–]kingcobra668 30 ポイント31 ポイント

It's not the Son Burger, it's the Teen Burger. He could be the Uncle's legit son and thus the nephew of Mama and Papa.

[–]games456 19 ポイント20 ポイント

Well that is a different argument entirely. The daughter is not called the daughter burger it is the baby burger. Considering they are the Burger Family it makes much more sense that they are the son and daughter. If it is the nephew why is is not called the nephew burger?

On another note I just noticed I am arguing about the lineage of an imaginary burger family on the internet. I might have to get off Reddit for a while.

Edit - Also this is not a real family, its not like they have to work with what ever family members they have available. They could give the parents 20 kids if they wanted, why the hell make a nephew.

[–]kingcobra668 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Nephews are still family.

[–]games456 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I am well aware. Why not call it the nephew burger?

[–]SilverSpider781 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Because nephew burger sounds fucking dumb.

[–]games456 5 ポイント6 ポイント

You know what is even dumber. Making up an imaginary nephew when you can just make up an imaginary son for the burger family. These people are made up. They can give them 16 kids if they want, they don't have to make up an imaginary fucking nephew.

[–]arefx 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Well I don't think you can argue with that logic.

[–]Kalmah666 2 ポイント3 ポイント

the mother-in-law burger... it tastes really bad but you have to be nice, so you eat it really fast so its GTFOs

[–]Greekus 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Uh duh that's why it's more likely that it was just an inside joke with the art people

[–]Bombingofdresden 0 ポイント1 ポイント

"Mmm, can't wait to sink by teeth into a hot, juicy, delicious teen...covered in ketchup and cheese."

[–]kingcobra668 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Why do we care at all?

[–]rrmains 0 ポイント1 ポイント

internet ennui.

[–]endlessmammal 1 ポイント2 ポイント

It's true. Maybe Uncle Burger is in rehab getting his shit together so he can be a positive influence in Teen Burger's life, but he knows that right now it's not healthy to put his personal burdens onto Teen. He trusts his family to take care of Teen in the interim. He knows they won't shield him from the truth, but also won't vilify addiction, as it is a real psychological problem.

[–]jpropaganda 77 ポイント78 ポイント

I guarantee you the Uncle burger came far after the main line.

The kid's got pimples. The designer needed to differentiate between pimples and nose.

Baby, Mama, Teen and Papa were the originals. Uncle came later.

[–]DuJourMeansFamily 109 ポイント110 ポイント

The kid's got pimples

Or, you know, freckles. Not a whole lot of people intentionally including acne on their cartoon characters to be used in food service...

[–]nefastus 20 ポイント21 ポイント

How else do I advertise my Acne-mayo Burger?

[–]Kalmah666 1 ポイント2 ポイント

a 'Teen' acne-mayo burger

[–]-warpipe- 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Does it help with cystic freckles?

[–]KomatiiteMeBro 35 ポイント36 ポイント

Then why are the chins on the uncle and teen burgers also different from everyone else's?

[–]toad_mountain 15 ポイント16 ポイント

Checkmate

[–]KrustyKritters 1 ポイント2 ポイント

athiests

[–]games456 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Good catch, I did not even notice that. Dimple chins are autosomal dominant which means if neither parents have it then the odds of you having it are very slim.

Edit - typo

[–]DaveV1968 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Ret con. Make the uncle look different, but still similar. Oh, look, we can make the uncle and teen look similar.

[–]heybignick 0 ポイント1 ポイント

The ears also appear to have come from uncle (sir)loin, or gramps. Either way, nothing came directly from papa. You ARE the father!

[–]phenomen[🍰] 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Uncle came later.

lel

[–]games456 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Well I am not familiar enough with the line so I will take your word for it but it is still the same thing. They chose to give the uncle a different nose from his father and brother intentionally as they drew it from scratch.

[–]ModsCensorMe -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

Acne wasn't nearly as common back in the 50s or whenever A&W started.

[–]Soccerandtrees 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Really? What's caused it to get worse, were cleaner now I would guess

[–]thejaguar9 0 ポイント1 ポイント

the food we eat

[–]roque72 2 ポイント3 ポイント

The baby has different colored hair from every known relative

[–]Meemo16 1 ポイント2 ポイント

He's Joffrey.

[–]Use-British-English -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

coloured

[–]GAMEchief 1 ポイント2 ポイント

It is much more likely the designer was simply making a mother banging the brother-in-law joke instead of trying to teach the customers about genetics.

Or it's much more likely that the teenager grew up and made his own burgers...

[–]skeezyrattytroll 0 ポイント1 ポイント

whoever designed these had to put thought into every single detail as they created it from nothing

If we accept this then we need an explanation about why "Dad" appears to have a cleft palate....

[–]PhantomPhun 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Wow, overthink much? Obviously the recessive gene thing is just an joke based on real biology, but I guarantee that graphic designers cranking out burger wrappers aren't taking the time to put family based in-jokes into the design concept.

[–]Claress 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I don't think the designer intended either, but I guess it's more fun thinking so

[–]Mayor_Of_Boston -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

17% is roughly the percent of people living in the south

[–]TheCSKlepto 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Yep, my thoughts. My best friend growing up was a ginger, while both of his parents had brown hair and eyes. Another friend looks nothing like any of his family members (he's 6'4" with thick, curly hair, and a large build, while the rest are under 6ft and have straight hair) while his brother matches with the rest perfectly

Just because it isn't likely, doesn't mean it doesn't happen

[–]phedre 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I have red hair and freckles in a family of black/brown hair and tan skin. My great grandfather on my mom's side came from Scotland and had family members with my colouring.

People are dumb.

[–]explodingbarrels 1 ポイント2 ポイント

/r/shittyconspiracies

[–]begra23 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Or adoption.

[–]xnoybis 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Yeah, 0P should really focus on the red headedness of baby.