Wow I cannot believe this. Still, I put a lot of work into Unidan's obituary and I am glad to be able to post it. Sucks for him, I guess! But awesome for me.

Ahem.

Biologist, scientist, ab model, and super user /u/Unidan was shadowbanned today, after losing a battle concerning whether or not a bird is a jackdaw or a crow. His account was 4 years old.

When speaking about /u/Unidan, it is impossible to separate the man from the mythology that has surrounded him and cloaked the human being that could be found therein. I am referring, of course, to /Unidan's extensive -- almost terrifyingly extensive -- sexual history. Don Juan, Wilt Chamberlain, Gheghis Khan, all well known for having a tremendous amount of sexual partners, and all fall well short of Unidan's voracious sexual appetite. His tireless, almost unceasing efforts to bed as many women (and men) as are possible under the physical and mathematical constraints of the universe as we know it are well known. What is not well known is the exact number of people with whom Unidan has had sexual contact. It is believed by scientists and macro-statisticians to be well over 100,000, perhaps as many as half a million. Part of the reason why it's so difficult to deduce an exact number is that most of the people with whom Unidan has slept are still recovering from exhaustion and pure sexual pleasure, and thus cannot add to the data collected by unidanologists. This has been termed by doctor's as "post-Unidan coital coma" and has been compared to over dosing on heroin, methamphetamine, and kitten snuggles all at once.

It is this legacy - as well as countless legions of legitimate and illegitimate children - that /u/Unidan will undoubtedly leave behind in the wake of his untimely shadowban. Fare thee well, Unidan, may the orgy pits of heaven be always greased and full of buxom, willing partners, and may ye recover quickly from the indelible sexual conquests found there.