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[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe 28 ポイント29 ポイント30 ポイント 3 時間 前*
I have a colleague congratulate me on getting gold. I'm a gone wild poster... °~° I soon deleted and made a new profile...... six times. And now delete my posts after a while. Also I don't show my face in pics anymore...
Edit: I didn't think about the fact that many of you would go to my profile to check out my posts, should have though since I said I was a gonewild girl. So here's a little something for your trouble. But before you click, I'm a gonewildcurvy girl. So if you like skinny women, don't waste a click. http://imgur.com/a/RSp3L http://imgur.com/a/sR7T7 http://imgur.com/a/gpOJI http://imgur.com/X9hrBcr http://imgur.com/5Kydd0d
Edit: I'm not hating on skinny people. Simply stating I'm not a skinny person. And the circle jerk over fat shaming and telling me that I'm the bad person for being bigger than average, I went from 50 to negative, let the periwinkle rain down.
Edit: apparently I'm offensive for making a jokingly gesture. Better? The entirety has been lost over such a small thing.
[–]ConservativePlatypus 19 ポイント20 ポイント21 ポイント 2 時間 前
Also I don't show my face in pics anymore...
That is questionable judgement to be doing in the first place, at best.
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -38 ポイント-37 ポイント-36 ポイント 1 時間 前
I'm not ashamed of myself or my body. Some people wouldn't understand that kind of self worth or comfort. Its ok. Society forgives you from being so Conservative
[–]_default_account_ 6 ポイント7 ポイント8 ポイント 31 分 前
Jebus, he/she was talking about showing your face, don't be so quick to defence. Posting face pics in GW is a questionable practice.
[–]reddit_is_infinite 14 ポイント15 ポイント16 ポイント 2 時間 前
So you're saying that bitch did phase you..
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -10 ポイント-9 ポイント-8 ポイント 2 時間 前*
Ha, nope. If so I wouldn't still post. I'm sure they have found me since then. My Sub of choice isn't very large. Also my username it's actually in reference to the suck up females who talk bad about My life choices. But If you are going to watch porn for your own pleasure, you can't judge the porn star for doing thier job. Just saying.
Edit: my ex husband just text me to gloat that he leaks my Reddit pics. Haha. Glad to see I have such an impact on some people's lives. That he can't just stop looking at pics of the woman who left him.
[–]dasimers 12 ポイント13 ポイント14 ポイント 1 時間 前
My favourite post. Hey ex-hubby, you sound kinda pathetic bro.
[–]snorting_dandelions 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 7 分 前
So he just texts her about how he leaks pictures of her(giving great proof in text form) in the same hour she is posting nude pictures of herself all over reddit? After she had like 6 different accounts and has been divorced from him for a while?
Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of a weird coincidence? I mean, just a little, teeny, tiny bit weird?
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[–]dasimers 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 1 時間 前
5.5 is average, 2 is more describable as kind of cute lookin'.
Keep on trucking lady, he aint got shit on you other than a whole bunch of sour grapes that he just can't throw away. :)
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -4 ポイント-3 ポイント-2 ポイント 1 時間 前
Amen and thank you love. (:
[–]PM_ME_UR_ASS_GIRLS 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 42 分 前
No clue why you're being downvoted.
You have a gorgeous body, and an even sexier ass :3 I love it.
[–]QuinLabRat 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 48 分 前
Awesome :-)
[–]_anachronism 29 ポイント30 ポイント31 ポイント 55 分 前
-Overweight -Divorced -Posts nude pictures with face on reddit -"Only god can judge me" tattoo
Girl you need to be making better life choices
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 32 分 前
Awe honey, see the perfect example of judging people that you know So little about. Yes I'm divorced, I left my abusive ex. So I'm bigger that average I am a cancer survivor who has been on bed rest for nearly a year. Depression and not being able get out of bed will pack on some pounds. But even after going from a size 3 to a size 11, I still love my body. Shame on me and yes I have a terrible tattoo from when I was a teenager.
But everyone has such a squeaky clean background right.
Is okay, Like I said. I love myself. Sorry that you feel the need to try to tear down someone who Legitimately loves themself. In today's society that is so rare, and people wonder why. And yes I exercise and I also am on a diet. I've lost quite a but of weight. But not because I think I'm any less attractive the way I am. Simply because I can. But honestly I think I'm happy at the size I am. I'm more comfortable with my body now than I ever was as a size 3.
[–]Xpress_interest 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 5 分 前
Putting this on /r/adviceanimals is a very bold move. Sounds like you don't take the bullshit seriously, so good for you.
[–]iluffeggs 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 2 分 前
You hate your tattoo too? Save up to cover it up with something pretty. It will feel amazing. Free yourself from bad ink! If I saw you with this tattoo I would ironically judge the shit out of you. You don't have to be a walking billboard of your past- it sends the wrong message.
The tattoo and username exacerbate the prickly, unpleasant "fuck everybody else" vibe that you're giving off. There is no sense trying to convince random strangers on the internet that you're happy and love yourself. You feel that way, right? So why engage in this meaningless debate? The fact is, everyone can and will judge you constantly, as you will judge others. Getting pissy and argumentative is like pouring gasoline on a fire. People will just want to prove you wrong.
[–]rhr8395 28 ポイント29 ポイント30 ポイント 1 時間 前
Just because someone doesn't carry excess bodyfat around for fun like you doesn't mean they're a stick figure...
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -41 ポイント-40 ポイント-39 ポイント 1 時間 前
Checking your history all you do is try to tear down bigger people. Sorry honey, whatever happened to you to make you hate everyone with an about average percentage of body fat. That's your own problem. I love every inch of extra beautiful skin I have.
[–]jpkotor 15 ポイント16 ポイント17 ポイント 52 分 前
You can love it all you want but there's no need to rip on nonobese women because you enjoy your extra weight. Thin girls can be just as offended being called "stick figures". You don't have to have an eating disorder to be thin. Some people enjoy healthy food, exercise, and/or have a high baseline metabolism. My girlfriend eats herself full and only runs twice a week about 2-3 miles yet has a BMI that borders underweight (18.5 kg/m2), and it legitimately pisses her off when obese people assume a skinny girl is "not a real woman" or chasing some kind of misogynistic societal stereotype. Plus it only furthers the divide between the obese and those with healthy body weights.
I'm making the assumption you weren't just referring to clinically underweight girls when you said "stick figures" because of the context.
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -12 ポイント-11 ポイント-10 ポイント 47 分 前
You have read far toooo into the text. I was not saying skinny women are not real women. Just said I'm not one of them. I eat right and exercise. I have a health condition and was hospitalized for almost a year. That is when I gained my weight. I am recently a bigger woman. I never said,being skinny was a problem. But I don't see a problem is bigger women either. All women are beautiful and I never "rip" on skinny females, so you can calm you balls.
[–]_default_account_ 8 ポイント9 ポイント10 ポイント 33 分 前
The whole point of your post was lost because of the stick figure jibe
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -4 ポイント-3 ポイント-2 ポイント 28 分 前
Those two words were blown way of proportion. It wasn't meant as an insult.
[–]GetInTheFuckingVan 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 10 分 前
But it is an insult. Isn't that why you changed it?
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント just now
No, I changed for the pansy asses, getting offended over nothing and commenting that they are offended for fake internet points.
[–]snorting_dandelions 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 16 分 前
Uh, but it is.
I don't call overweight people "fat cow" and tell them "I didn't intend to offend you" afterwards either. It was pretty obviously some kind of jab at thinner girls, I mean, what else could it be?
[–]jpkotor 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 16 分 前
I admitted to an assumption. It may have been wrong but the spirit of my post stands. Consider my balls calmed.
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 8 分 前
Saying "stick figure" wasn't referring to underweight of any type. It wasn't meant as an insult. I was simply referring to women who are not "curvy" "fat" "overweight" "more to love" "jelly rolly", how ever you want to call me. But I'm glad your balls are calm.
[–]NickTheNewbie 12 ポイント13 ポイント14 ポイント 1 時間 前
Fat shaming is certainly a terrible thing, since people with more weight aren't less human. That being said, though, out of genuine concern for your health, you really should consider a change in your daily diet and exercise regimen. Reddit is terrible about insulting overweight people, and like to make fun of heavy people because your typical redditor can't find anyone uglier, less interesting, or more socially awkward than themselves, so the only people that are left that they can make fun of are people fatter than themselves. So, like I said, not because I enjoy shaming fat people, but because I don't enjoy people dying well before their time, please be mindful of your health. For the sake of you, and everyone you know and love.
[–]snorting_dandelions -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 13 分 前
That patronizing "But your health!" shit ain't better, dude. I'm 100% sure she either knows about her health and is working on it or she doesn't care anyway.
Honestly, your post is the whiteknight-niceguy version of insulting fat people. M'Curvy tips hat
[–]NickTheNewbie 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 6 分 前
Well now you're just making me feel filthy. I'm a bit of a fitness nut because my parents are extremely unhealthy, and I don't like seeing them or anybody that way. I try not to be patronizing but to be encouraging. I realize it's not easy, and my wife is working as hard as she can god bless her for putting up with me.
[–]artacuno53 7 ポイント8 ポイント9 ポイント 3 時間 前
You just wanted us all to see your /r/peeling post didnt you?
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -5 ポイント-4 ポイント-3 ポイント 2 時間 前
I apologize, I had deleted a lot of posts right before commenting. How about I add a few links for your trouble?
[–]artacuno53 2 ポイント3 ポイント4 ポイント 1 時間 前
I was just making a funny d:
Peeled skin is so far from the worst thing I have seen on reddit alone
[–]luchoosos 0 ポイント1 ポイント2 ポイント 41 分 前
Jesus... It's far from. The worst thing I've seen during this reddit/poo break.
[–]Dewpyx 5 ポイント6 ポイント7 ポイント 33 分 前
Not to be rude, but I don't think you know what curvy means.
[–]Jerseypoor 1 ポイント2 ポイント3 ポイント 22 分 前
Do they ever?
[–]abc123shutthefuckup -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 21 分 前
Why not just make a throwaway and use two accounts if you're worried about real life people finding you on reddit?
[–]BitchesDontPhaseMe -1 ポイント0 ポイント1 ポイント 17 分 前
I'm not worried. Also the sub I post in is how I've been found. Being on Reddit is a throw away account in general.
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