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[–]biggoy4u 26 ポイント27 ポイント

this picture makes me so hard

http://imgur.com/zB8vcuV

the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Dan 'the beer can' Shneider is known to be THE most hung guy in the industry, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Jennette's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting her body ready just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Dan barely able to force it past the knob, and Jennette moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of ravi drums. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Dan's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it, basking in her humidity

[–]slashteveslash 10 ポイント11 ポイント

My fucking sides

[–]HereComesDad 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Was making me hard part of your plan?

[–]Karl_der_Geile 0 ポイント1 ポイント

no but it was part of Dan "making you hard was part of my plan" Schneider's plan

[–]a986fan 4 ポイント5 ポイント

That's a good one. I like this gif too. I can't believe they showed this on Icarly.

[–]HereComesDad 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I read that Dan said it wasn't necessary for her to be naked but McCurdy demanded it as tribute to Dan and she said "I do it for you, I do it for free"

[–]bjjpolo -1 ポイント0 ポイント

Because it's photoshopped. It's done really well, but it's not real.

[–]_a_hired_gun_ 4 ポイント5 ポイント

No, it's actually Dan 'Bring 'er here stan' Schneiders private 'directors cut' version.

[–]HereComesDad 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Don't be a fucking retard, why would that be fake? McCurdy is always saying she wants people to see her tits.

[–]yoloniggerswag 4 ポイント5 ポイント

I really, really like this picture

[–]danspreadwider 3 ポイント4 ポイント

you will never be this based ;_;

[–]pyrokerberus 4 ポイント5 ポイント

The bulbous hands of an adonis. I hope they never washed their shoulders again after he annointed their shoulders and face.

[–]Skynner123 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Oh look at the big guy bullying people, i hope this is fun for you.