What I said: I don’t like talking to men/I don’t usually talk to men
What he chose to see: I hate men! Misandry!!
What I was literally about to say or already said: Every single man I’ve ever spoken to except TWO in the last 6-8 years has asked me for inappropriate and, until a month ago, ILLEGAL pictures within 5 minutes of starting a conversation and when I politely declined, they spewed out misogynistic and ableist slurs before demanding I send them said inappropriate pictures.
inb4 “not all men!!!”