ONTD

3:08 pm - 07/12/2014

Tumblr crazies organize a convention, it goes as well as you'd expect

A convention of three to seven thousand Tumblr bloggers in a hotel in Illinois for the weekend… what could go wrong? Well… a lot.

The convention, located in Schaumburg, IL, goes from July 11-13. The convention bears the tagline “For Tumblr Users, By Tumblr Users. We are not in any way affiliated with or endorsed by Tumblr.” and with the way they’ve handled things thus far, we believe it.

Charging anywhere from $20-$45 for a day pass (not including a concert ticket), not including the five-star hotel accomodations, we can be sure that someone is making a profit here.

With eye-roll inducing events such as a “Super-Who-Lock Hunt”, a Dr. Who-themed band performance, and Tumblr artists selling their homemade stuff at 400% profit, we’re glad to be able to witness from afar.



View the whole schedule here.


Their first day went as well as you could expect.

There was some miscommunication in the Dashcon crew’s hotel contract; while Dashcon thought they could pay after, the hotel staff insisted they pay before. A staffer wrote to clear the air that “The hotel and convention had agreed on a payment plan spread over the weekend, and the hotel decided to change the plan and ask for all the money last night.” This seems both highly unlikely and highly against a contract they had signed.

Then began the frantic PayPal donation drive, which smelled like a huge scam. Tumblr user hotgaze outlined the general flaw brilliantly:

Regardless, Tumblr got together and raised the $17,000 needed in no time at all. (here are the 'admins' explaining the whole money deal and someone calling them out) Not to mention protesting the hotel staff’s decree in the lobby by singing extremely loudly.
















Meanwhile, the Dashcon participants quickly became the butt of angst and a lot of jokes. (the dashcon tag is full of these gems) From a blog that counts up all the things you could buy with that money to a social justice front protesting the utter injustice of privileged bloggers getting even more money to do nothing for a weekend.

Just honestly, we think the folks at Dashcon are taking themselves more seriously than the poor hotel staff.

In conclusion: yes, we acknowledge this is the first time anything on this scale has been put on by Tumblr bloggers. But that doesn’t excuse the poor behavior by the participants or the mistreatment of panel participants (but that’s a different story).

If you missed this years’, don’t worry. The DashCon entrepreneurs have your back.



TL;DR: A bunch of Tumblr kiddies all got rooms in the same pre-booked hotel, which the Dashcon staff supposedly had a verbal agreement with the staff of to pay them after the con, but the hotel contract said before. Thus, the Dashcon attendees and other various Tumblr sundries scraped seventeen thousand dollars together in like an hour (without any verification of whether or not the Dashcon staff actually needed the money or whether they were just scamming a bunch of kids), donated it to the hotel’s PayPal (which confused the fuck out of the hotel staff), and are currently protesting in the hotel’s lobby by singing Les Miserables songs to a bunch of underpaid and exhausted hotel employees with no control over the situation.

Summary of events so far:


  • con staff trying to push more expensive tickets onto people that apparently came with a Steam Powered Giraffe show ticket (which is apparently not happening)

  • vendor hall mostly empty for some undisclosed reason

  • Welcome To Night Vale ditched the con and cancelled their panel and performance when DashCon would not pay them. attendees sat in the room for an hour before they got an explanation

  • people paid RESERVE SEATS months in advance for the WTNV panel

  • Con staff insisting they had people in the thousands attending and present at the venue, when real numbers were closer to 500

  • Panels and events were not planned at all, with hotel mints being given out as prizes

  • Games room had just a single TV in it and some tables

  • there was a BDSM panel and DashCon allowed minors into it, along with other +18 panels where they did the same

  • some people started to sing Let It Go and were verbally assulted

  • DashCon meow blaming the bank for not being able to pay WTNV

  • people are demanding partial or full refunds (and they will not likely see any of it due to the con not actually having any money)

  • it has already spread around that DashCon was likely a scam

  • last night they ran an emergency #SaveDashCon thing and raised like 17,000 bucks

  • nobody knows where it went

  • most of their contracts were verbal only

  • rumors of the venue meow threatening to shut the whole thing down



Leave it to Tumblr users to conduct the single most embarrassing fan convention in world history

SOURCE

Post explaining some of the things that went wrong

Girl that was there for an hour talking about it



Would you ever go to a Tumblr convention, ONTD?
spanishsaharaa 12th-Jul-2014 09:24 pm (UTC)
Would you ever go to a Tumblr convention, ONTD?

No ty.
bemythugtonight 12th-Jul-2014 09:46 pm (UTC)
no
aflaminghalo 12th-Jul-2014 10:06 pm (UTC)
Yes because my tumblr is 90% hot naked men and the remainder is batman and cute animals.
semalina 12th-Jul-2014 10:19 pm (UTC)
i'm gonna need your tumblr to verify this claim...
marinade 12th-Jul-2014 11:31 pm (UTC)
Replace your 10% with Teen Wolf and I'm you.
existential 12th-Jul-2014 11:36 pm (UTC)
But you won't meet hot men, Batman, or cute animals at this convention
freemywilly 12th-Jul-2014 10:16 pm (UTC)
fuck no
thesilverymoon 12th-Jul-2014 10:27 pm (UTC)
Fuck no. I don't even go there on the internet, why the fuck would I want to be associated with it in real life?
kukamine 12th-Jul-2014 10:40 pm (UTC)
hell no I wouldn't
I love tumblr for its crazies sometimes but I don't want to meet them irl
lauracoy 12th-Jul-2014 11:09 pm (UTC)
No no. I couldn't even go to a regular con (too many cringe possibilities, I'd need to be WAY drunk to find it all funny...) and this would just... noPe.
evilgmbethy 13th-Jul-2014 12:03 am (UTC)
can you imagine what an insufferable group of people it would be? *shudders
swissbeauty23 13th-Jul-2014 12:17 am (UTC)
mte
forgethissmile 13th-Jul-2014 12:20 am (UTC)
God.No.
ritsukacom 13th-Jul-2014 12:56 am (UTC)
Absolutely fucking not. 
spider_orchid 13th-Jul-2014 02:15 am (UTC)
Hell fucking no. I see enough neck beards and extra ass white girls in my regular everyday life.
adriana_venti 12th-Jul-2014 09:24 pm (UTC)
lol god no
daceymormont 12th-Jul-2014 09:24 pm (UTC)
i hope tumblr gets fucking shut down forever
rawr_santi 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
they'll move to lj
la_guillotine 12th-Jul-2014 09:27 pm (UTC)
I always figured LJ and Tumblr people were one and the same...how are they different? Serious question.
cheeseburgie 12th-Jul-2014 10:06 pm (UTC)
um lj will be dead long before tumblr is
littlehayzay 12th-Jul-2014 09:28 pm (UTC)
I don't - I've made a decent amount of money from design/art because of tumblr - it's so much easier to get noticed by a large audience for that stuff than anywhere else and getting on the radar twice legit made me around $1000 worth of sales both times
gee 12th-Jul-2014 09:28 pm (UTC)
Rude tho. Some of us have fun without being this level of foolish.
vehiclesshockme 12th-Jul-2014 09:42 pm (UTC)
Eh, despite some of the users being a bit much I actually like Tumblr. I mean if you don't follow people like that you don't really get a lot of it. Besides this was entirely fan run and was not officially connected to Tumblr so they had nothing to do with it.
adam_pally 13th-Jul-2014 12:04 am (UTC)
I only go there for porn and gifs.

You mean there's other stuff on Tumblr besides that?
truexillusions 13th-Jul-2014 01:50 am (UTC)
lol Why? Believe it or not some of us can use it and not be batshit crazy.
sandstorm 12th-Jul-2014 09:24 pm (UTC)
I have been beside myself with laughter ALLLLLLL day.
pikapika217 12th-Jul-2014 11:27 pm (UTC)
it just gets better & better
mana_runigha 13th-Jul-2014 01:28 am (UTC)
I see you reblogging all those Welcome to Dashcon posts. They are a hoot.
rawr_santi 12th-Jul-2014 09:25 pm (UTC)
Would you ever go to a Tumblr convention, ONTD?

hell no
skyler_white_yo 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
I was wondering if this was going to be posted here. Something came across my dash about those guys scamming 17K in a day.
scottdisick 12th-Jul-2014 09:36 pm (UTC)
I included that in the post!!
mario_06 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
tumblr is such a mess
fatbom 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
the video where they did the hunger games hand signal thing ooommmfggg i lost it
booneral 12th-Jul-2014 09:31 pm (UTC)
i was cringing so hard omg, especially bc they kept using that symbol as like some kind of support symbol/a signal to be quiet like what the hell
fatbom 12th-Jul-2014 09:33 pm (UTC)
wildcats!
brenden 12th-Jul-2014 09:43 pm (UTC)
i lost it there, too
shieraseastar 12th-Jul-2014 09:52 pm (UTC)
omfg nerds
avilewoman 12th-Jul-2014 09:57 pm (UTC)
omg link please?
cheeseburgie 12th-Jul-2014 10:08 pm (UTC)
lol m2
donatello 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
currently protesting in the hotel’s lobby by singing Les Miserables songs to a bunch of underpaid and exhausted hotel employees with no control over the situation

the hiss of embarrassment i just made could probably be heard two towns over
donatello 12th-Jul-2014 09:29 pm (UTC)
“Super-Who-Lock Hunt”

god damn it i hate my fandom sometimes

i'd say that close association with the teaboos of the doctor who and sherlock fandom ruined it, but lbr we used to be this shitty all on our own
jjuunniiee 12th-Jul-2014 09:52 pm (UTC)
Teaboos! I've never heard that term before and now I am DYING
nashiouji 12th-Jul-2014 10:06 pm (UTC)
your icon and that teaboo comment is fucking killing me lol
shania_cares 12th-Jul-2014 10:16 pm (UTC)
ty for adding teaboo to my vocab bb
dull_and_wicked 12th-Jul-2014 10:28 pm (UTC)
teaboo is kind of perfect, anglophile is too polite of a term lol
areusuretho 13th-Jul-2014 12:06 am (UTC)
TEABOOS haha
mistress_f 12th-Jul-2014 09:31 pm (UTC)
lmaoooo
redheadbynight 12th-Jul-2014 09:47 pm (UTC)
lollllllllll
krissy4now 12th-Jul-2014 09:56 pm (UTC)
screaming
kukamine 12th-Jul-2014 10:44 pm (UTC)
lol
fauxparadiso 13th-Jul-2014 12:18 am (UTC)
this pisses me off. i work at a hotel and had to deal with a piss ass guest today that had me trolling from room to room because she wanted to be able to see the pool from her bed (not fucking happening).
littlehayzay 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
I don't know why but I live for shit like this - that scam pageant in toddlers & tiaras, the scam my little pony con, this... the drama is always riveting
sandvich 12th-Jul-2014 09:26 pm (UTC)
i'm feeling so much secondhand embarassment on behalf of all these people that i think i might have developed a secondhand anxiety disorder.

jesus fuck.
zyuranger 12th-Jul-2014 09:27 pm (UTC)
card91 12th-Jul-2014 09:34 pm (UTC)
Where is this from?
zyuranger 12th-Jul-2014 09:34 pm (UTC)
Beaver Falls.
deceitful 12th-Jul-2014 09:40 pm (UTC)
Flynn was so attractive, I wonder if the show went on what they'd do with his character
yurasama_love 12th-Jul-2014 09:27 pm (UTC)
what the fresh hell
gee 12th-Jul-2014 09:27 pm (UTC)
Why the FUCK would you go to a tumblr convention? Tumblr is a website. It's not a fandom or hobby or whatever. 90% of the shit on tumblr I don't care about so 90% of the people and things there would be of no interest. Superwholock fools need to be pelted with skittles.
inwazyja 12th-Jul-2014 09:53 pm (UTC)
I mean, people went to youtube conventions before youtubers became ~celebs, right? I'm guessing it's more of a community type thing. Like, idk, if we did an ONTD meetup, just on a larger scale (not that anyone would ever show up to an ONTD meetup, tho, except for like lurkers)

However, I never went, nor would I ever go to any of those things, so what do I know.
pixiegerms 12th-Jul-2014 10:30 pm (UTC)
lol there was an ontd meetup and it went exactly how you would expect it to gp
skunk 13th-Jul-2014 12:52 am (UTC)
lol, wasnt an ONTD meetup attempted once, and like.. 5 people total showed?
sirlolsworthy 13th-Jul-2014 01:34 am (UTC)
I would totally go to an ONTD meetup I love meeting people from the internet!
I met my bf on /b/ lol my life :( (jk he's great)
mimblexwimble 12th-Jul-2014 10:07 pm (UTC)
to meet their friends in an organized environment?
kukamine 12th-Jul-2014 10:46 pm (UTC)
iawtc
truexillusions 13th-Jul-2014 01:54 am (UTC)
lol if it was professionally done, I could see the appeal. Hang out with friends doing fun stuff based on the things you enjoy... why not. But if you don't like most things I can see why you wouldn't like it lol.
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