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[–]Ballersock 519 ポイント520 ポイント

I usually hate people for drawing a parallel, but can you imagine a similar restaurant themed with skimpily dressed men instead of women and the 14 year old being a girl? The waiter would be a registered sex offender.

[–]MachineGunTeacher 420 ポイント421 ポイント

I would call it Dongs.

[–]Sdsimkins 447 ポイント448 ポイント

Buffalo Wild Wangs

[–]Itz_The_Bees_Knees 105 ポイント106 ポイント

Or as the hip kids call it, "B-Dongs".

[–]helpimnaked 29 ポイント30 ポイント

I could definitely go for some B-dongs right about now

[–]NOTurKNIGHT 24 ポイント25 ポイント

Dicks. (it's already a restaurant, but they are actually Dicks to you)

[–]DripOfTheBay 27 ポイント28 ポイント

I went to Dicks with my friend for his birthday and holy shit that place is funny. Our waitor got a leafblower with toilet paper blew it all over our food and stuff. Then he farted on some girls behind us, he told some customers ( a family who looked like they just came from church ) to fuck off when they said they didn't like the restaurant. He also took my friends beanie and threw it under the stairs. I would absolutely go back.

[–]SyntheticManMilk 9 ポイント10 ポイント

It's a wonderful place. Our waiter kept cracking viagra jokes towards my friend's old father. He also told some girl at our table that sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[–]HighFromOly 17 ポイント18 ポイント

I worked at dicks back in '99, the original west end spot. Had a Manager named Bobby. I was working mid-shift and a girl came in to interview for a server job. I was withing earshot when i heard bobby ask, "why did you leave TGI Fridays?" "Actually i had to leave after an incident of sexual harassment. I had to file a lawsuit." she answered "Well you're in the wrong business bitch." he quipped. he stood up, and walked off whistling. God i miss that job

[–]therealsheriffwoody 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Something I've always wondered is when you are interviewing, are you supposed to be nice or mean?

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Comically mean, I would suggest.

"What's your greatest strength?"

"Pointing out that your shirt looks like a chimp washed it in a sewer."

[–]OfferChakon 5 ポイント6 ポイント

You're probably not lying... We took my dad there for his birthday one year and he's an old school Mexican Mafia type and we didn't tell him that the place was full of assholes. Should've recorded that shit. My dad was so fucking pissed!

[–]Prince_Edward_IV 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Wait. This is a real place?

[–]Jdwigg 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Where can I find this restaurant?

[–]NOTurKNIGHT 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I only know of two, one in Vegas, and one is San Diego CA

[–]Jack__Bishop 8 ポイント9 ポイント

Out and In

[–]chao_so_cold 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Wangs 'n' Thangs

[–]gojo345 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Weenie Hut

[–]krampus9000killedyou 1 ポイント2 ポイント

This is what I will call BWW for now on. haha

[–]sev45day 60 ポイント61 ポイント

Bananaz

[–]BananaVisit 3 ポイント4 ポイント

That's offensive to me.

[–]Chockrit 68 ポイント69 ポイント

Peckers

[–]caller-number-four 10 ポイント11 ポイント

We have a chicken joint in town called DD Peckers...

[–]saidthegirl 7 ポイント8 ポイント

In Houston we have Beavers. Their slogan is "Beavers...south of Hooters"

[–]colocada 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Don't forget the Big Red Cock.

[–]TheHadMatter 0 ポイント1 ポイント

i prefer twin peaks fellow houstonian.

[–]Kingcotton7 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Chuck town

[–]Jack__Bishop 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Hoagies

[–]Melae_21 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Thats the name id call it.. Home of the foot long !

[–]three_man 20 ポイント21 ポイント

Or Hardys. If it wasn't so close to Hardee's. So maybe just The Bulge?

[–]HighSorcerer 9 ポイント10 ポイント

No, the Bulge is already a gay bar downtown.

[–]Razed 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Maybe The Manhole then?

[–]nrossj 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Staying with the animal theme... Pythons.

[–]N1ghtwalk3r 10 ポイント11 ポイント

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[–]giants32 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Billy Bulges Burger Barn

[–]Azaron93 7 ポイント8 ポイント

Heat seeking moisture missile.

[–]PM_ME_CAT_FACTS 2 ポイント3 ポイント

....of love

[–]Azaron93 2 ポイント3 ポイント

<3

[–]Runkleman 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Pork Sword

[–]horny_zombie 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Dangels

[–]buffalocoinz 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Cocks

[–]criticalbuzz 12 ポイント13 ポイント

Pooters.

[–]Hellenas 9 ポイント10 ポイント

Sounds like a nursing home

[–]QQpayne 5 ポイント6 ポイント

All of these responses and everyone missed out on Moose Knuckles, I would for sure eat at a place called Moose Knuckles if I was a 14 year old girl.

[–]zhohner 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Here you go.

[–]Thydamine 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Just imagine the SEO on that website.

[–]womcauliff 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Did you know Whitney just did a bit about this on the most recent Comedy Central stand up special?

[–]bigrjsuto 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Snakes

[–]darkphenox 0 ポイント1 ポイント

The Log Ride.

[–]FreddyFuego 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Big Wangs

[–]Jimmyjames4 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Hot Carls Jr.

[–]Runkleman 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Dongers

[–]McCHitman 0 ポイント1 ポイント

This is the name of a Chinese buffet down the street

[–]V1bration 0 ポイント1 ポイント

The special would be the Hotdong.

[–]Sanjew 0 ポイント1 ポイント

I think in Australia you've got a restaurant called Dongers which does just the same thing.

[–]Terminatrix4213 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Peckers! Mascot is a woodpecker instead of an owl.

[–]throwapeater 0 ポイント1 ポイント

"would"

[–]CptCreep 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Peckers

[–]SlimTimmy 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Nah. Call it Peckers and make the mascot a woodpecker.

[–]tramium2 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Definitely calling it Peckers.

[–]Nobaker 0 ポイント1 ポイント

The logo is a big bell with a huge clapper

[–]PokeyArtichoky 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Peckers.

[–]crayonofdeath 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Dongers

[–]Namasty 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Peckers

[–]NotSchneier 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Serve Chinese food and you can get away with it.

[–]91Caleb 0 ポイント1 ポイント

shooters

[–]schlitz91 -1 ポイント0 ポイント

Dick's First Resort

[–]megatron77 75 ポイント76 ポイント

Interesting. I have a feeling that a restaurant fitting this description would be filled with gay men and the occasional bachelorette party. I suspect that it would be a totally different atmosphere. I'm not sure how many people would bring their daughters in for dinner.

But I'm wrong a lot, so there's that.

[–]sev45day 18 ポイント19 ポイント

I think your spot on... Straight guys probably wouldn't be caught dead in a place like that.

[–]milesunderground 7 ポイント8 ポイント

What are their wing specials?

[–]Masklin -1 ポイント0 ポイント

YOU'RE

:>

[–]red_ox 55 ポイント56 ポイント

I would never bring my young son to hooters either...

[–]spittafan 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Cockblock!

[–]Le_Master 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Yeah, the menu isn't very good.

[–]bearicorn -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

Hey now! Don't deprive him of such an experience. Going to hooters @ 7 years old was quite a fond memory for me.

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    [–]gills89 99 ポイント100 ポイント

    http://i.imgur.com/0e5QLyH.jpg?1

    [–]zelmerszoetrop 21 ポイント22 ポイント

    Thank you for sharing this. This is wonderful.

    [–]theroadlesstaken 11 ポイント12 ポイント

    oh my god. it's like all of my thoughts are written there, more in order...thanks! i'll show that to a person who needs to see it. from the second i heard on hooters i thought there has to be a counter for it.... now i know i'm not the only one thinking so. what about the name "six-packers"? and another problem is- a place like that could easily become a place that only gay guys would come and that tag, would effect straight people from going there, thinking its meant for gays

    [–]downboat-ahoy -5 ポイント-4 ポイント

    And then you can text them and tell them to check their privilege!

    [–]sgossard9 8 ポイント9 ポイント

    Think about it. If there were money in this idea, it would already exist. Men and women are not so similar.

    [–]retardcheckplease 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    It's actually kind of a thing in Japan already....

    [–]doesfebruarymarch 6 ポイント7 ポイント

    Sometimes Tumblr gets it right.

    [–]HereToBeHappy 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Personally I'd like it if this was true and women could be this cool about sexuality. I wouldn't mind it one bit.

    [–]TooBadForTheCows -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    I'm a straight guy, and I don't think I'd have any problem visiting this establishment. Sounds hilarious!

    [–]Jazzedinmypants 93 ポイント94 ポイント

    It's kind of sad, because from a young age boys are constantly given positive feedback for being sexual towards women whereas young girls are being shamed. If they weren't, they'd feel less sexual shame which leads to better sex for everyone

    [–]swimforce 10 ポイント11 ポイント

    My friend who works at Hooters mentioned this to me. She said the employees talk about that.

    [–]Ikkinia 9 ポイント10 ポイント

    O'Nutters

    [–]StanDinfamy 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    this?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ

    [–]new2user 8 ポイント9 ポイント

    Because girls are property and must be protected from damage before use.

    [–]lolligaggins 15 ポイント16 ポイント

    Fired on the spot, taken to jail, sentenced all within a week!

    [–]Metalbound 8 ポイント9 ポイント

    While I usually agree with these kinds of things. If the restaurant only hired guys with six packs and they had to be shirtless. I highly doubt any 14 year old girl would be mad if the waiter did the same thing as the Hooters waitress.

    As long as he isn't pulling his dick out and everyone knows what the restaurant is about (like Hooters) I think it would be fine.

    [–]biangbiang 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Like the guys that stand outside of Abercrombie.

    [–]StanDinfamy -5 ポイント-4 ポイント

    my thought on this has always been that if it's a viable business model somebody somewhere would have already opened a restaurant like this. Since it doesn't exist that means that the interest in such an establishment is too low to succeed.

    [–]SimQ 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    If you go by this strategy nothing would ever have been created. "Hm, if people wanted the wheel someone surely would have come up with it already. Since nobody has it seems like I should not pursue the idea."

    [–]NYKevin -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    It's not an entirely implausible line of reasoning. Lots of things don't exist because they could never exist. OTOH, people can and do come up with new ideas every day, some of which are ultimately successful.

    [–]IdolizedByZeroes 2 ポイント3 ポイント

    Dale Gribble would like to have a word with you!

    [–]littleemp 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Aren't you glad for double standards in that site? 😊

    [–]Jdwigg 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    I laughed for waaaay to long at this. Thank you!

    [–]HumboldtBlue 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    And don't you understand the point you just made? You can sexualize the female body and sell it to anyone of any age and make millions.

    [–]ReturnOfThePing 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    Not sure why Reddit thinks that males and females are exactly the same and need to always be treated the same under every circumstance. It is neither ironic nor unfair, it is just our society's recognition of the different breeding strategies of the two genders.

    If Homo Sapiens were more like bonobos, then perhaps we might have restaurants with skimpily clad males, but we are more like chimps, and our society reflects that, just like pretty much every other society since the beginning of humanity. No sense trying to work against human nature; best to work with it.

    [–]gills89 37 ポイント38 ポイント

    It is neither ironic nor unfair, it is just our society's recognition of the different breeding strategies of the two genders.

    Or maybe young men and women learn their respective 'breeding strategies' and mirror the cultural norms they are brought up with. So young men are taught it is natural to oogle and cat call and young women are taught that people prefer an accommodating woman who doesn't object too loudly. We are left with men who feel pressure be some insane hyper-masculine monster and passive women with a tendency to tie their self worth to their appearance.

    Just because western society favors the predatory male does not mean it is 'natural.'

    [–]lifeguardoflove 3 ポイント4 ポイント

    More likely it's a bit of both - our "nature" becomes reinforced and amplified by our culture. I don't know why people are always so binary on this issue.

    [–]VoilaVoilaWashington 4 ポイント5 ポイント

    Just because western society favors the predatory male does not mean it is 'natural.'

    "Western" society favors predatory men? What, so women in the east are taught to be assertive and stand up for themselves?

    If anything, women in the west are more equal than anywhere else on earth today, and apart from a few outlier societies and hypotheticals, they are more equal than they have ever been.

    [–]HereToBeHappy 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Biology was here before culture and culture is just an extension of it, it wasn't born out of thin air. I don't feel any pressure to be masculine. I only feel pressure to not be from people like you.

    [–]ReturnOfThePing -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    Or maybe young men and women learn their respective 'breeding strategies' and mirror the cultural norms they are brought up with.

    Nope. Evolutionary biology, bitches. It's hard coded in our genes. Society can exert a powerful influence no doubt, but most societies fall in line with what our almighty immortal genes tell us to do.

    It's no accident that when you go into a grocery store, most of the magazines on display have attractive young women of breeding age on their covers. Or that when you go to a conservative society, the young women are covered up and carefully chaperoned. In our environment of ancestral origin a tribe could loose 90% of its men, and still be able to recover. If that tribe lost 90% of its women, it was doomed, unless the women could be replaced. That's why we value our young women much more. It's just nature. There are also evolutionary reasons why men are in general more aggressive in their pursuit of mating opportunities, while the most common female strategy is to be more picky.

    [–]itisalltoomuch 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Young women are valued more? Then why are females more commonly the victims of infanticide than males?

    [–]ReturnOfThePing -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

    That's a good question, and I don't have an answer. There could be some evolutionary reason why a young mother might find it to her reproductive advantage to have a son rather than a daughter. That does not change the fact that the daughter will grow into a woman who will certainly have plenty of mating opportunities, while the son's chances are much more iffy.

    [–]Ozwaldo -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

    Or maybe hormones shape the general makeup of our societal norms, and we're just doing what comes naturally to us. Just because you don't like your position in society doesn't mean it's not 'natural', or that we have to change it.

    [–]ser_dhusti 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    THE HORMONES MADE ME DO IT

    [–]Eab123 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    O'Nutters

    [–]ScotchMcBagpipe 1 ポイント2 ポイント

    It's called O'Nutters... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ&feature=kp

    [–]HighFromOly 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    "Peckers"

    [–]HereToBeHappy 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    I know women who would have loved that. It's a total myth that girls don't also wanna fuck everything, they are just shamed 100 times more so they have to suppress it.

    [–]lgullredge 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Sticky Fingers

    [–]mrbrambles 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    like this?

    [–]skywlkr86 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    /r/PussyPass

    [–]HitlerWasAJerk 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    That place would close in a week. Seriously, girls are not into strippers and shit nearly as much as guys are.

    [–]andrewsj1 -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    My favorite take on the double standard was a story once where a woman was being charged with statutory rape for fucking a 15 year old she thought was 17. She was on CNN trying to defend herself and say how she was convinced he was 17 cuz he was so charming. Then Patrice O'Neal walking about it goes "they would never let a statutory rape guy be on TV explaining himself like 'she had biiig round titties, and she had hair under her arms. I asked her, why aren't you getting your period? I couldn't believe it'"

    [–]But_first_coffee -2 ポイント-1 ポイント

    Let's continue this parallel: can you imagine a 240 Lbs bearded chick with arms the size of logs, sporting a chest full of hair, doing 'hard physical labour'?

    You can, but it's not a pretty sight. It works both ways.

    [–]BananaSoupSalad -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    People like you are annoying.

    [–]hpstg -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    Apples and oranges.

    [–]sotruebro -3 ポイント-2 ポイント

    Look, boys are different than girls. We don't care when or where it happens, we love titties on us. Women don't feel the same about dicks. You gotta really warm a lady up before she's even remotely interested in the dong. Even now as a married man this remains true. My wife is naked after working out and about to get in the shower, those tits look amazing and I want to do it. Reading a book in her pj's an no bra, fantastic lets do it. If she walked around the house naked all day I'd be in heaven. Now if I walk up to her and present a marvelous primed boner she's not impressed. I'm probably more excited than she is.