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[–]cyclemonsterCabbagetown[S] -10 ポイント-9 ポイント

Thanks for locking your shit over my brake cable. There's a hardware store three blocks away. I'm going to buy an angle grinder right now. Then I'm going to get a coffee at Jimmy's and drink if for a half-hour. If this shit is still here when I'm finished, I'm going to cut your lock the fuck off my bike.

[–]scotchandsoda 18 ポイント19 ポイント

Can you unscrew the brake cable?

[–]DisembodiedHand 3 ポイント4 ポイント

He'd need an Allen key to loosen the brake bolt but by the sounds of it, it might be too advanced for OP.

[–]belano 13 ポイント14 ポイント

Ok, take a deep breath and relax. This was obviously an accident, so chill the fuck out and give people a break. At the most, detatch the brake cable from the brake, and off you go.

[–]ununiform 1 ポイント2 ポイント

But isn't this the subreddit where people flip their shit every time someone stops their car by the side of the road? Take that from us and what do we have left?

[–]unobservedAlderwood 0 ポイント1 ポイント

You're the very definition of a raging douche bag. You give humans a bad name.

[–]gruez 1 ポイント2 ポイント

I'm going to buy an angle grinder right now. Then I'm going to get a coffee at Jimmy's and drink if for a half-hour. If this shit is still here when I'm finished, I'm going to cut your lock the fuck off my bike.

you might be able to get the lock off without an angle grinder by bashing the locking mechanism away from the U bar.

[–]TXTCLA55Queen Street West 0 ポイント1 ポイント

There's an old trick where you can use a 2x4 to pry open the U lock. It's works for cheap locks, higher end ones might be tougher.