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[–]Epic-Mike 837 ポイント838 ポイント

Why aren't you holding syrup and a hockey stick?

[–]mzrdisi 271 ポイント272 ポイント

I was thinking a bag of milk and some ketchup chips.

[–]mtldude1967 291 ポイント292 ポイント

A Tim Horton's coffee and a Rush album.

[–]The_Bystander_Effect [score hidden]

A Gretzky jersey and a touque.

[–]v1be [score hidden]

Trailer Park Boys and some darts

[–]WItreetoucher [score hidden]

Some pepperoni and some smokes, lets go boys.

[–]The_Bystander_Effect [score hidden]

A two-four and a bunnyhug.

[–]Mike9797 [score hidden]

A flannel shirt and some poutine

[–]thefatrabitt [score hidden]

A moose and a beaver?

[–]Pittfiend [score hidden]

Justin Bieber and the Canadarm.

[–]DorakoDo [score hidden]

Some poutine and a moose hat?

[–]Arriba_amoeba [score hidden]

Man nobody calls them bunnyhugs

[–]nallelcm [score hidden]

saskatchewan thing

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    [–]jimmi114 [score hidden]

    So Saskatchewan then I assume ?

    [–]sparrowlooksup [score hidden]

    That's a term I had to look up.

    [–]Van-CityFTW [score hidden]

    Chips dressed all up and some weed.

    [–]k_bob [score hidden]

    Not your cigarette darts Ricky!

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      [–]readingsbyautumn [score hidden]

      ...a touque

      [–]Atario [score hidden]

      Bong and a blintz?

      [–]kenba2099 [score hidden]

      Vell den, dere is no pleashing you.

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        [–]JMAN7102 [score hidden]

        I always love seeing somebody else acknowledge that Rush exists. I may not have been around when they started, but I love them now.

        [–]The_Bystander_Effect 36 ポイント37 ポイント

        I'm here to dispel common misconception that all of Canada get's milk by the bag. As far as I'm aware it's just an Ontario thing. West of Thunder Bay I've never seen milk in a bag.

        *Almost every province has chimed in to correct me. I'm surprised to hear Sask and BC say they have it there, but eastern Canada is less surprising.

        * I don't know who to believe anymore- contradictions coming from everywhere although It's definitely more common in the east it seems.

        [–]chatan00ga [score hidden]

        Quebec has them too. Can confirm, am from Quebec

        [–]juniorkickstart [score hidden]

        We have it in BC, too. Had bag-milk as a child.

        [–]shinecore [score hidden]

        I am also from BC and never have had bag-milk. It must be a southern BC thing.

        [–]The_Bystander_Effect [score hidden]

        I lived in southern BC, never saw it there.

        [–]michaelsaysno [score hidden]

        From vancouver never heard of or seen milk bags.

        [–]PussyDoc [score hidden]

        Vancouver here definitely see a lot of milk bags. Safeway and Save-ons both have them.

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          [–]cokecola67 [score hidden]

          Currently a child in BC. Confused, as I have been told milk in a bag is American.

          [–]Malfeasant [score hidden]

          American here, I have never even heard of milk in a bag until just now.

          [–]spoiled_orange [score hidden]

          Am American, can confirm we have bag milk in flesh colored jugs.

          [–]axcobb [score hidden]

          Breasts...I get it.

          [–]tumello [score hidden]

          Indeed.

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            [–]AustinTreeLover [score hidden]

            I'm American. I've never heard of milk in bag until now. I googled it. But, I'm from the south.

            [–]JDFive [score hidden]

            Too bad.

            When there is little milk left, I pull the bag out of bagholder, purse my lips around the opening of the bag, AND SUCK ON IT LIKE A TITTY!

            It's the best way to drink milk.

            [–]The_Bystander_Effect [score hidden]

            I think Wisconsin/Minnesota has them? I've heard that.

            [–]terrotifying [score hidden]

            Yeah but those states are just South Canada.

            [–]Fugitivebush [score hidden]

            Wisconsinite here.

            I was unaware of this annexation. I never got my gallon of maple syrup and Sorry board game in the mail.

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              [–]b3gintw1ntig [score hidden]

              Wisconsinite here, never seen milk in a bag

              [–]ItsLunchboxBitch [score hidden]

              I'm from Texas, we get that shit in a jar.

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                  [–]psymunn [score hidden]

                  Well it hasn't been readily available since '94, which is when I moved to BC

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                    [–]stevealive 15 ポイント16 ポイント

                    Nova Scotian here, can get milk in carton, bag, or plastic jug.

                    [–]myfriendflicka [score hidden]

                    You're a couple teats short of a full house.

                    [–]SEND_ME_BITCOINS_PLS [score hidden]

                    Same in Quebec. Bag is probably the most popular, then carton, then jug.

                    [–]WhatTheFlyinFudge [score hidden]

                    Even at the tip of Cape Breton you can...

                    [–]RCB1997 [score hidden]

                    Cape Bretoner you say?!?!?! Hows she goin' bie!?

                    [–]WhatTheFlyinFudge [score hidden]

                    Ay, Bie!!! Nah, I'm American, but my parents and older siblings are. Dad was from Cheticamp.

                    Still Acadien as fuck, though.

                    [–]tbul [score hidden]

                    Just the tip?

                    [–]ournamesdontmeanshit [score hidden]

                    Same here in Ontario.

                    [–]Mike9797 [score hidden]

                    Really? it's not? I know I live in Toronto but this is not an everywhere thing? how does 4 litres of milk come where you live?

                    Also I know Beckers and Macs have a 4L jug so is that the only way to buy it?

                    [–]The_Bystander_Effect [score hidden]

                    4L come in jugs, that's the only way I've seen it in MB.

                    [–]NotSoKosher 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    Obviously you've never been to jail in the United States before. Bags of milk are like currency.

                    [–]bluesmurf 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    I thought ass was currency

                    [–]NotSoKosher 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    That's prison. Jail is completely different.

                    [–]hitman6actual [score hidden]

                    What sort of twisted currency exchange happens between jail and prison?

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                      [–]questing007 [score hidden]

                      Bagged milk is as Canadian as apple pie is American.

                      [–]Mercades [score hidden]

                      Minnesota gets milk by the bag. Well, my part of MN

                      [–]hulxter [score hidden]

                      You must live in northern MN because I've certainly never seen it anywhere in MSP or southern MN.

                      [–]Tonmber1 [score hidden]

                      Israeli here, we have CHOCOLATE milk in a bag!

                      [–]Chuck1983 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                      Umm Atlantic Canada and Quebec also have Bagged milk. I got it in BC and Saskatchewan as well

                      [–]anacondatmz [score hidden]

                      Montrealer here, I get my milk in bags or cartons.

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                        [–]Urbanviking1 [score hidden]

                        No that's Wisconsin.

                        [–]cute4awowchick [score hidden]

                        Crap. Now I want some ketchup chips!

                        [–]joecarter93 [score hidden]

                        In Alberta, I remember my parents buying milk and fruit punch in a bag in the 1980's, but haven't seen it since.

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                          [–]amorningofsleep[S] 35 ポイント36 ポイント

                          Didn't have one at my apartment. Trust me. It was brainstormed.

                          [–]Slicker1138 133 ポイント134 ポイント

                          You're a Canadian...without a hockey stick? Then no. No you're NOT doing it right.

                          [–]canadian_eh182 18 ポイント19 ポイント

                          You can borrow one of my 2 dozen sticks and 1 of my 100 bottles of syrup. Also should be wearing a hockey Canada jersey.

                          [–]PotsAndOwls [score hidden]

                          And you call yourself Canadian? Maple syrup comes in cans, buddy.

                          [–]ChrisAshtear [score hidden]

                          no those jerseys are awful. He should be wearing a Leafs jersey.

                          [–]TheBlueEagle [score hidden]

                          Haha awww I'm sorry ;)
                          Just kidding, <3

                          [–]SamIamGreenEggsNoHam [score hidden]

                          Only if he wants to be the wrong Canadian.

                          [–]ContraWizard [score hidden]

                          God the leafs suck so much though, being in a part of ontario that's not Toronto for me it's Red Wings then the habs, then every other team, teams from other leagues and sports, followed by Stephen Harper, then the leafs.

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                              [–]kenba2099 [score hidden]

                              Quick, rob his house, he's unarmed!

                              [–]IRateBoobies [score hidden]

                              "You're Canadian...without a hockey stick?" No you're not Canadian.

                              [–]BeautifulBard [score hidden]

                              Now say you're sorry.

                              [–]askinnydude [score hidden]

                              I think we just saw someone lose their citizenship.

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                                [–]Pielille [score hidden]

                                Sing O Canada ten times and pray to Gretzky for forgiveness, you have shames us all.

                                [–]giveer [score hidden]

                                And when you sing it, make sure not to get the line that everyone gets wrong, wrong.

                                [–]Retlaw83 [score hidden]

                                If you don't have a hockey stick, how do you eat peanut butter?

                                [–]xittix 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                                At least tell us you own a pair of skates!!!!!!

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                                  [–]Hubris2 [score hidden]

                                  Perhaps should be holding a biography of Red Green?

                                  [–]NitsujTPU [score hidden]

                                  Just pointing it out.. guns are legal in Canada, you just can't get a license to carry in the same way you can in the US.

                                  But, yeah, a hockey stick and syrup would be far funnier. Maybe you should be wearing a Canucks jersey.

                                  [–]ournamesdontmeanshit [score hidden]

                                  Here in Ontario you actually can get an ATC, "authority to carry" if you're a prospector, a trapper, or a bear baiter. There are lots of hoops to jump through and I believe you have to be retested every year.

                                  [–]GentlemenBehold 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                                  And why is he smiling? He should be apologizing.

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                                    [–]dumbkidsbook 330 ポイント331 ポイント

                                    http://i.imgur.com/kGMWx0C.png

                                    [–]amorningofsleep[S] [score hidden]

                                    It's...it's beautiful.

                                    [–]sethboy66 [score hidden]

                                    I don't mean to be that guy, but did you purposefully choose R.L. Stein over J.K. Rowling from the image?

                                    [–]Cryovenom [score hidden]

                                    If you're not looking closely it kind of looks like he's holding Goosebumps books.

                                    [–]Batmaners [score hidden]

                                    Can confirm, didn't look closely.

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                                      [–]bangedmyexesmom [score hidden]

                                      He prolly thought it was Goosebumps.

                                      [–]sierrabravo1984 [score hidden]

                                      I did too at first, until I looked closer.

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                                        [–]Sax45 [score hidden]

                                        R.L. Stine is from my hometown! In America.

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                                          [–]Gigwave 153 ポイント154 ポイント

                                          Harry Potter is English. You didn't have a Corner Gas DVD?

                                          [–]v1be [score hidden]

                                          or Trailer Park Boys

                                          [–]BillNyesEyeGuy [score hidden]

                                          Red Green to go with hammer. Because If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

                                          [–]I_AM_YOUR_ERECTION [score hidden]

                                          Hell, you could've gotten away with Porky's

                                          [–]bangedmyexesmom [score hidden]

                                          Barenaked Ladies album! I love them! Woohoo!

                                          [–]DrFourton [score hidden]

                                          I've got the goddamned box set and I'm American. Everyone needs it.

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                                            [–]whiely [score hidden]

                                            The bible is not american?

                                            [–]RugbyAndBeer [score hidden]

                                            Then why did Jesus write it in America?

                                            [–]Craysh [score hidden]

                                            Let me introduce you to the Book of Mormon!

                                            [–]naughtymandrake [score hidden]

                                            Or at least the Canadian edition of Harry Potter.

                                            [–]Crumpgazing [score hidden]

                                            Ahaha, glad to see someone else noticed. Those are the US covers!

                                            [–]HeStoleMyBalloons [score hidden]

                                            The bible is Middle Eastern

                                            [–]OnyxMelon [score hidden]

                                            It was assembled by the Catholic Church in Italy The Italy bit needs citation, but most of the books are middle eastern in origin, with some of the later ones being Greek or Roman.

                                            [–]Alaskan_Thunder [score hidden]

                                            The king James version was obviously an English translation, if that is significantly different enough to be it's own thing.

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                                                [–]feyrath [score hidden]

                                                Margaret Atwood. Dennis Lee. Farley Mowat. Mordecai Richler. Robert J Sawyer. Don Bassingthwaite. How many Canadian authors do I need to list?

                                                [–]Snatch_Pastry [score hidden]

                                                He could have just gone with a Rush CD.

                                                [–]runsoutofspace [score hidden]

                                                I remember when WGN used to play reruns of Corner Gas after Becker. That was a funny show.

                                                [–]oldscotch [score hidden]

                                                Brave New World would add an interesting twist.

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                                                  [–]canadian_eh182 144 ポイント145 ポイント

                                                  As a Canadian, no you have failed us. Why a hammer?? Also Harry Potter is British not Canadian....

                                                  Hockey stick, maple syrup and a team Canada jersey or nhl Canadian team jersey.

                                                  [–]dugganEE [score hidden]

                                                  Yes, because the bible is American...

                                                  [–]JimboZona [score hidden]

                                                  You bet your ass it is.

                                                  [–]UniversalOrbit [score hidden]

                                                  The bible belt is.

                                                  [–]5432one [score hidden]

                                                  Sound logic.

                                                  [–]Ergok [score hidden]

                                                  They don't want that there...

                                                  [–]captain_zerg [score hidden]

                                                  God hates foreigners!!!

                                                  [–]GoodTeletubby [score hidden]

                                                  Proclaim the groups of foreigners.

                                                  [–]staredownapocalypse [score hidden]

                                                  The Book of Mormon- America's 'Bible'

                                                  [–]hateboss [score hidden]

                                                  No, but the overzealous adoption of Christianity is.

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                                                    [–]DundasKev [score hidden]

                                                    As someone from Hamilton, Ontario - "The Hammer" is perfect.

                                                    <drug commercial voice>"The Hammer" is the colloquial term used by locals for Hamilton, Ontario.</drug commercial voice>

                                                    [–]katniss92 [score hidden]

                                                    The cover art on this book is also the American Art.. Not the art released in Canada

                                                    [–]lvl99weedle [score hidden]

                                                    He's sorry.

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                                                      [–]taxonrestroomvisits 187 ポイント188 ポイント

                                                      You are just what the top two are looking for after they die, a virgin carpenter who also enjoys fictional books

                                                      [–]Everun [score hidden]

                                                      Damn...

                                                      [–]mastrann [score hidden]

                                                      Wasn't it 72 virgin carpenters?

                                                      [–]GustoGaiden [score hidden]

                                                      That was actually an error in translating the title of the Harry Potter book.

                                                      [–]Lndcrsn [score hidden]

                                                      outstanding. :)

                                                      [–]Schoffleine [score hidden]

                                                      Is Jesus a virgin though? I know his mom is in the myth but I don't think it ever said Jesus was. Dude can turn water into wine. No way he's a virgin.

                                                      [–]tachymetre [score hidden]

                                                      This is the most gold worthy comment I've seen like ever.

                                                      [–]Reubend [score hidden]

                                                      Holy shit. I would point out the inaccuracies in that or say 2edgy4me, but that's genuinely really clever.

                                                      [–]BasedGodCometh [score hidden]

                                                      2edgy4me

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                                                        [–]NotSoKosher 23 ポイント24 ポイント

                                                        "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Sorry"

                                                        [–]RIGHT-IS-RIGHT 67 ポイント68 ポイント

                                                        You're not a woman so I can't objectify you.

                                                        [–]Methmatician [score hidden]

                                                        Marge: "89% of Americans would rather have a shoehorn than a computer..."

                                                        Vendor 1: "Yeah, I'd like to 89 you!"

                                                        Marge: "I've heard about you vendors."

                                                        Vendor 2: "Hey lady, I like the way your body looks!"

                                                        Lisa: "Stop objectifying my mom!"

                                                        Vendor 2: "I will in a second...Woooooh! Hey baby, you're an object!"

                                                        [–]Mutt1223 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                                                        He's got a sexy beard. You could work with that.

                                                        [–]5432one [score hidden]

                                                        Any hole's a goal

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                                                          [–]TiagoTiagoT [score hidden]

                                                          Problem isn't he isn't a woman, the problem is you're not gay.

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                                                            [–]Lildoc_911 [score hidden]

                                                            No, show some fucking trigger control with that hammer for Pete's sake. What do you think this is, the wild west?

                                                            [–]Sir-Batman 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                                                            I think we will all join you and follow our favorite Captain Canada into battle! --Edit, fixing link.

                                                            [–]PrincessAida 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                                                            Hammer everything he loves

                                                            [–]tomttmnt [score hidden]

                                                            Canadian women, have...uh, soft-looking beards! : )

                                                            [–]thatdangergirl [score hidden]

                                                            What does Harry Potter have to do with Canada?

                                                            [–]ANGRY_TWAT [score hidden]

                                                            I think the point was to have a fictional book in hand. It's not like the Bible is exclusive to America.

                                                            [–]IBlessTheRainsInIowa [score hidden]

                                                            Oooh. Well OP best be careful lest he cut someone with all that edgy.

                                                            [–]joeredspecial 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                                                            You beautiful man

                                                            [–]Senotonom205 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                                                            Stop hitting on him and go back to celebrating your birthday

                                                            [–]joeredspecial 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                                                            Don't you tell me what to do

                                                            [–]Senotonom205 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                                                            Okay Bobby.

                                                            [–]JamesDReddit [score hidden]

                                                            Where's the Kraft dinner?

                                                            [–]Baden8[🍰] [score hidden]

                                                            Any story behind the top two photos?

                                                            [–]Glenn_Beck_1990 [score hidden]

                                                            I dont know but they are the sidebar of /r/ShitRConservativeSays . So you might be able to get an answer if you asked in that sub.

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                                                              [–]bugninja 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                                                              I feel like this should be offensive... but I'm not sure. So up-vote. I had no idea Canadians armed themselves with hammers.

                                                              [–]Chuck1983 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                              Only if a hockey stick isn't readily available

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                                                                [–]Balizzm [score hidden]

                                                                Missing Camp Caribou DVD.

                                                                [–]brwtx [score hidden]

                                                                I'm from Texas so when I think of Canada the image I get is pretty similar to Antarctica. So, why aren't you wearing a coat?

                                                                [–]Thorisgodpoo [score hidden]

                                                                Made me smile for the day, thank you OP. Regardless of the flak youre getting for not having certain items.

                                                                [–]HitlersRapeDoll [score hidden]

                                                                If we upvote her and call her attractive, she's gonna fuck us right?

                                                                [–]humanmeat [score hidden]

                                                                Those people were girls you silly goose... so No, you're a boy.

                                                                [–]Gonzobot [score hidden]

                                                                You should be wearing your regulation toque and holding your regulation hockey stick. Book's fine, though. I'd rather swear fealty on that particular work of fiction than the others.

                                                                [–]avec_aspartame [score hidden]

                                                                No hockey stick. No maple syrup ...and you have the US version of Goblet of Fire. Something does not add up here.

                                                                [–]Anzat [score hidden]

                                                                Not Canadian enough. Try this.

                                                                [–]Sound_of_Science [score hidden]

                                                                It's really bothering me that the second woman has her finger on the trigger.

                                                                [–]ThatsAPhotoGuy [score hidden]

                                                                So does the top one. Trigger discipline. Learn it.

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                                                                  [–]gambit700 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                  Wow. You went from a decent looking woman to a Canadian man. Medical science is amazing.

                                                                  [–]CordeAmare [score hidden]

                                                                  Fixed it for you

                                                                  [–]deputy1389 [score hidden]

                                                                  It's spelled Sewry I think

                                                                  [–]TheGreatGatsby2827 [score hidden]

                                                                  FYI, the woman on top made liberals cry, the woman in the middle blew up innocent men and women with grenades, the man on bottom is just a goofball.

                                                                  [–]RedditReddiRedd [score hidden]

                                                                  Who is the woman on top? At first I thought she was a liberal trying to claim that America was somehow the same thing as Islamic terrorists by posing with a gun and a bible.

                                                                  [–]Schoffleine [score hidden]

                                                                  I doubt it's to claim they're the same, but rather to juxtapose the two. While some would find the top picture patriotic, they'd find the middle one to be a symbol of terrorism. That whole 'one man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter' thing.

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                                                                    [–]DaystarEld [score hidden]

                                                                    Cry tears of laughter, for sure. The irony was hilarious.

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                                                                      [–]Simbrian 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                                                                      Canada, Land of Hammers

                                                                      [–]mostlynein 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                      Where is the sign saying "thank you for your time"? Have you forgot your manners?

                                                                      [–]wildcat83 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                                                                      O Canada

                                                                      [–]nocnocnode [score hidden]

                                                                      That's perfect. Canada is part French I heard, and hairy women is a french thing.

                                                                      [–]2Tacos4oneDollar [score hidden]

                                                                      I'd fuck all 3 in that order, if I make it after the 2nd

                                                                      [–]TheYear3030 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                                                                      No.

                                                                      [–]SequesterMe 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                                                                      F-YEA!

                                                                      'ANADA

                                                                      [–]Sax45 [score hidden]

                                                                      I feel like it should be CAN'A or something like that.

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                                                                        [–]PollenatorP 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                                                                        That first chick. She the real MVP.

                                                                        [–]cute4awowchick [score hidden]

                                                                        Needs more maple syrup!

                                                                        [–]0hmyscience [score hidden]

                                                                        Well, you're the only one with a book that worships black magic and satan....

                                                                        [–]seneasura [score hidden]

                                                                        I think he should be holding the constitution or something instead of harry potter and keep the gun.

                                                                        [–]buttery_crumbs [score hidden]

                                                                        Dude, everyone knows Canada's holy book is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

                                                                        [–]lovebeardsandtattoos [score hidden]

                                                                        Everyone is saying it should have been a hockey stick, but I think it would have been more fitting with an axe and some TPB.

                                                                        [–]nolanator [score hidden]

                                                                        Not too sure this is OP. This was posted a couple days ago as well.

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