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[–]DrJamesH95 51 ポイント52 ポイント

DAE gay people flaunting their sexuality is the worst thing ever?

[–]SammyTheKittyTransfabulous 38 ポイント39 ポイント

I'm fine with straight people as long as they act gay in public

[–]PoopyParadeSevere BioTruth Allergy 37 ポイント38 ポイント

I doubt the feeling would be mutual

Haha nailed it. That's what creeps me out the most about guys saying "I would have sex with this girl" is that they make it should like it's practically their obligation to do it. Blah

[–]LiteralMisandry 6 ポイント7 ポイント

I would love to see a film of these type of commenters actually trying to chat up a woman at a bar.

[–]sjbennett85 11 ポイント12 ポイント

And then there is a wonderful side thread that starts with "Would berry"

Beautiful, I can see these responses in my head before even looking further down the thread. Their humor is certainly original and totally unpredictable.

[–]SRScreenshotwow 5 ポイント6 ポイント

"Would." [+303]

At 2014-07-03 09:46:23 UTC, /u/EpilepticAuror replied to "Disaster girl all grown up ." [+299 points: +299, -0]:

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[–]Tomotronic 12 ポイント13 ポイント

Before I clicked:

"please don't be the picture of the child and teenager from the front page, please don't be the picture of the child and tee.... Oh, what the fuck."

Should have known better. Reddit: the safe haven for pedos since 20wheneverredditfirststarted.

[–]dendord -1 ポイント0 ポイント

I doubt he's talking about the little girl, since that pic's been online for ages and (I think mostly) no-one has said anything about it.

[–]YraleFeminist took my baby 4 ポイント5 ポイント

The "wood berry" shit. I find it weird that Redditor's make fun of a sub-thirteen year old for being literally exactly as creepy and fucking weird as they are, quoting the exact same tired old shit.

Like, they recognize it's extremely weird for a sub-thirteen year old to say to a fifteen year old girl, but have absolutely no understanding that it's much fucking weirder for a teenager and fucking infinitely weirder for a grown fucking man to say.

The kid's just beginning to develop his sexual identity around fuckheads like you so he says shit like this and then you tease him endlessly for it.

I guess it's only "le funny joaks" when it comes from someone who is actually very likely to rape a fifteen year old.

[–]PersephonesEcho 6 ポイント7 ポイント

I don't even get the OP. Are the little girl and teen the same person?

Which one is he saying "would" about?

[–]Rehkit 6 ポイント7 ポイント

The original photo with the little girl has apparently a burning house behind her hence the joke.

But according to another comment in the thread, they are not the same person. (But the joke is that they are apparently.)

And in english if you said "would" like that without context, everyone assume you're talking about sex? (Naive question here.)

I don't think I want to know which one he is saying "would"..

[–]lawrenceisgod69 9 ポイント10 ポイント

And in english if you said "would" like that without context, everyone assume you're talking about sex? (Naive question here.)

You got it

[–]Rehkit 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Uh thanks.

I was not aware of that.

[–]arcticfox00 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Yeah, that's mainly a creepy Internet thing (I hope, I've never heard it in real life). With no context, it just doesn't make sense. Subjunctive mood, man... needs more verbs. And a subject.

[–]Vector_MattWait, they what? How in the... 4 ポイント5 ポイント

Mostly just on reddit. Randomly saying "would" in public would mostly just get you confused stares.

[–]Rehkit 5 ポイント6 ポイント

Ok haha.

I'm not really on point with all the synonyms of sleep/fuck/bang, I guess.

[–]MistrTyLo 4 ポイント5 ポイント

It's all about context and intonation. It doesn't only happen on reddit. If you say "would" decidedly or while looking at a third party in a casual situation, people will probably assume sex, at least among the younger generations. I hear it pretty often. In a more formal situation where that wouldn't be appropriate they would probably give you the benefit of the doubt and assume it was something else.

[–]MikoSquiz 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I think it's a Britishism. I've never heard an American use "would" as an entire sentence but Brits do it all the time.

[–]any_excuse 2 ポイント3 ポイント

Im english, nobody ever says that. I think its just redditeurs.

[–]MikoSquiz 2 ポイント3 ポイント

I think it's kind of a chavvy thing and a bit retro, like calling girls "birds".

[–]WHYBETHWHY 2 ポイント3 ポイント

No, they are not the same person. The picture on the left was taken in 2004, and if we assume she's five years old at the most (even though she looks younger) that would put her at 15 now. The girl on the right, however, is likely in her early twenties, maybe 18 at the least.

[–]deltatag 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Yes

[–]PersephonesEcho 6 ポイント7 ポイント

Both photos look underage to me.

And of course it's another topic in which the peen alert of the moment must be given by the reddit town crier.

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    [–]XIII_mm 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    Your Point being?

    Its gross, no matter how old the Poster is

    [–]Plantsrphungold lamé -1 ポイント0 ポイント

    Yuck.